Chapter 063: I, Li Yiru, never suffer
It's late at night.
At the entrance of the convention and exhibition center, Li Yiru leaned under the street lamp, quietly watching Ma Jian bow to himself.
"You don't know, there was a little girl in the audience at that time, assuming that she was a coser on the stage, and an audience member could suddenly show her admiration to herself like HelloKitty, and give a big gift to herself, then she would be happy. ”
Li Yiru smiled: "As long as you are not ugly, and the conditions are medium to high, few girls will resist your love for her, of course, if your face is like a fingerboard, it will inevitably backfire!"
Ma Jian: "That girl also said that she didn't force marriage and turned around and left freely in the end, she was so fond of it, if it was her, she wouldn't mind trying it with you in private." Don't you know, many girls in the audience are envious and jealous of Xia Yuqing.
However, I have a question, you always say lick the dog and lick the dog, isn't your behavior licking the dog?"
Li Yiru looked up at the bustling night scene in the metropolis and asked meaningfully: "Do you know the difference between licking a dog and flirting with a girl?"
Ma Jian shook his head, he is still a big boy who has not entered the world, and the real adult world is still some distance away from him.
Li Yiru said: "Licking the dog is to lick it all the time, and it will always be at a humble disadvantage in the world of women." And what about flirting with girls, it seems to be nothing, sometimes flirting and sometimes not flirting, sometimes active and sometimes passive, can you understand?"
Ma Jian shook his head innocently, this question is too difficult for him.
Li Yiru gave an example: "Let's put it this way, women are like candles, when its flame is weak, you pick up the needle and pick the wick, it burns more vigorously, and after a while, when its flame is weak, you pluck the wick with the needle, and it will burn again."
And in the process of burning the candle, you didn't actually do much, but it was you who warmed the whole process, and it was she who burned.
This is the flirtatious girl. It seems to be active, but in fact, it is better to be passive. ”
Ma Jian frowned: "You have such an analogy, I feel that it is not easy for girls!"
Li Yiru smiled: "You can also turn it upside down, you can also burn yourself and warm the girl." It depends on whether you are willing to enjoy the self-touching of active giving, or enjoy the happiness of passive acceptance. You choose! Anyway, in this life, I will never accept the good guy card again! Who is the one who scolds everyone?"
Ma Jian squatted on the ground and propped his chin, and after thinking for a long time, he said honestly: "I feel that what you said seems to be very reasonable, but you shouldn't do this, shouldn't you really exchange sincerity for sincerity when you get along with a couple, how can you be so calculating?
"Young people don't understand love at all, and you will know after you fall out of love a few times, sometimes what you desperately want to give is not what others want, love and marriage are not only sincere can be long-lasting, but need to be thoughtful. ”
When Li Yiru said this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly, thinking that he was once a straight man and a good person, and that he also believed that as long as he gave sincerely, how could there be a fallen love?
But after falling out of love several times in a row, I found that falling in love with someone is simple, and it may only take a look back, but maintaining the sweetness and durability of a relationship really tests a man's layout and guidance.
Therefore, many slightly mature girls don't like boys with maternal solo, because it will be tiring to associate with boys who have no love experience, and they prefer to find a man who is more mature than themselves and can guide and care for them in their love life.
"Ah cheap, you are still too simple, sooner or later you will understand, after all, you can't be 17 years old forever. ”
Ma Jian scoffed: "It's like you're not 17 years old, and you look like an emotional expert." Eh, is that Cao Xue's mother's car?"
The luxury car known as the "Land Cruiser" quickly stopped in front of the two of them, and this car was very atmospheric, and the woman drove it with a different flavor.
"Hello Auntie!" Ma Jianhan smiled.
"Cao Xue, didn't you say that your mother drove over, why did your sister come over?" This voice sounded at the same time as Ma Jian's greeting.
"Eh, this little handsome guy is so good at talking, are you Li Yiru?" Cao Xue's mother patted Li Yiru's shoulder with a smile, feeling very kind.
Ma Jian: "???"
Most of the gifts were quickly loaded into the car, and Li Yiru suddenly said: "Xia Yuqing's five [Super Jackpots] that she chose in the end will be put on the ground first, and the rest will be loaded into the car." ”
Ma Jian asked suspiciously, "Why?"
"With your current level, you still can't understand my operation, you are still an apprentice, and you can only work for the teacher. ”
"Phew!"
Soon, all the gifts were loaded into the car, and only the five [Mega Prizes] on the ground remained.
"Xiaoxue and I went to the supermarket opposite to buy some daily necessities, Yiru, the key is for you, it is convenient for you to load the car, and your friend came to call me. ”
Ma Jian was bored, and followed them to the supermarket, leaving Li Yiru alone to lean on the car body and evaluate today's performance.
He teased more violently today, and no matter how iron-hearted a woman is, after such a teasing, her heartstrings should be lingering. For the next period of time, he should remain indifferent, insist on passivity, and quietly wait for the other party to take the initiative.
Just thinking about his thoughts, Xia Yuqing suddenly broke into his afterglow.
She had already changed into her daily clothes, and trotted over happily with a small pink leather bag on her back, she slightly dodged Li Yiru's gaze, and looked around: "What about them?"
"Went to the supermarket. Today, buddy has given you enough face, is it interesting enough?" Li Yiru said.
"Oh!"
Li Yiru suddenly blamed: "Don't you seem stupid? If I hadn't been in a hurry and gave you the opportunity to choose a gift, how would I know what you like?"
"Oh!"
As soon as Li Yiru said this, Xia Yuqing was a little confused, and she couldn't figure out what Li Yiru's mentality was for a while. But once a woman begins to speculate on a man's mind, she always calculates how much of the man's heart is true and how much is false, which often represents the beginning of the fall.
Why do most of the licking dogs die miserably? It's because the goddess takes you to death, and the goddess knows that whenever she smiles at you, you will flatter you.
But if there is an excellent man in the world of the goddess who is always close to her and ambiguous, she will always think, guess, worry, and suffer from gains and losses, so she will gradually fall.
Of course, Li Yiru said this in order to instantly alleviate some of the embarrassing emotions of the two of them and bring the relationship to the state of friends.
"Eh, why haven't these five pieces been loaded into the car yet?" After saying that, Xia Yuqing lowered her body and picked up a gift box, ready to stuff it into the car.
"Let it go!" Li Yiru said, "That's mine!"
Xia Yuqing looked at him suspiciously: "Huh, isn't this mine?"
Li Yiru pouted: "Who said it was all yours? I bet before, I said that I could give half of the gift to you, and then you promised me 6 things." At the end of the [Answer the Question and Give Gifts] session, you admit that the bet is complete. ”
"However, this [Super Jackpot], you said on stage that you gave me the right to choose!"
"Xia Yuqing! I said that I would let the prettiest girl take away her favorite gift, but I didn't say that it would be hers after taking it away! ”
"Huh?"
"Put it down, I'll call a car in a while, pull me to my house!"
"Don't be like this~~~"
"Don't sell cute, it's not good, can you sell this cat if you sell cute?" Li Yiru patted his schoolbag.
"That'...... Would you like to give me one, just one!" Xia Yuqing carefully discussed.
Li Yiru shook his head: "Not good!"
"Then I'll trade mine for you. ”
"Don't be ashamed, it's all mine, and only 8 of them are yours. ”
"Ah, why don't I pay for it?"
"Not for sale!"
"Li Yiru, please ~~~!"
"Don't speak, don't stretch your voice!" Li Yiru's bones are about to be crispy, "Am I like the person who is short of money?"
Xia Yuqing looked at the treasure underground with longing, probably thinking that she had something equivalent to Li Yiru to exchange.
"That's it, you pick one of the five prizes first, and then I'll think about it!" Li Yiru relieved.
"Thank you!" Xia Yuqing hurriedly squatted on the ground and picked up among the prizes, but each one made her unable to give up, and they were all her favorites.
Li Yiru was very puzzled: "There are 26 pieces, why are you still greedy for these 5 pieces?"
"These five are the best! Besides, what woman have you ever seen who dislikes having too many bags?"
Li Yiru nodded, he looked at her with his hands behind his back with great interest, her figure was very slim, and even the shadow cast by the street lamp looked a little chic.
She wore a long skirt that tucked into the crooks of her legs, and her ankles, which were exposed under the street lamps, were well-proportioned and tight. She had long eyelashes, her little hands greedily flipped through each gift, which one of which made her rub it in love, and her dark eyes were extraordinarily bright at this time, like falling stars.
At this time, the dim light smeared on the girl's body, as if it was a retro film photo frozen in front of Li Yiru.
Xia Yuqing turned over and couldn't make up her mind, at this time Li Yiru walked to her in two steps, snatched the game supreme gift box in her hand and threw it into the carriage, he said: "7!"
"Huh?" Xia Yuqing raised her head and looked at him suspiciously.
Li Yiru ignored her, lowered his body and picked up the collector's figure set, put it in the car and blurted out: "8!"
"Huh?"
Li Yiru threw a small gift box into the car box again: "9!"
Putting the last gift box into the car, Li Yiru clapped his hands: "11! Promise me 11 things, OK or not?
Xia Yuqing looked at him straightly: "Li Yiru, you are too bullying! Too much, I can't promise you so many things, you are taking advantage of the fire to rob!"
"Oh, don't worry, I won't bargain with you, fulfill you!" Li Yiru took out a gift box from the carriage and put it on the ground: "10!"
Xia Yuqing: "......"
Li Yiru took out the game supreme gift box again: "9!"
Xia Yuqing hurriedly held the gift box: "Don't, don't, don't!
Li Yiru frowned coldly: "Say you're wrong!"
"I was wrong!" Xia Yuqing bit her lip.
Li Yiru asked again: "What are you wrong?"
Xia Yuqing: "???"
At this time, the women passing by were shocked: Why is this so similar to me training my husband? "What are you wrong?" Isn't this one of the classic quotations of our women's unified nonsense and brutality, what's the matter, this young man has turned over for the majority of male compatriots? Is it so arrogant?
Xia Yuqing didn't know how to answer for a while, so she hurriedly threw the gift box into the trunk: "9!"
She moved the gift box again: "10...... 11!”
She clapped her little hands and said aggrievedly: "I promised you 11 things, but how do I feel that I have sold myself to you?"
Li Yiru snorted coldly, when did he, Li Yiru, suffer a loss? You said six things, six things? What did you do before when you were forced to buy and sell? Hmph!
"Thank you," Xia Yuqing said gratefully, "Thank you for giving me so many gifts, I will definitely repay you for this favor." ”
"You don't have to pay it back, just fulfill your 11 things!"
"Then I'll allow you to bully me 11 times!" Xia Yuqing's toes were slightly upturned at this time, and her front body was slightly inclined to Li Yiru, she raised her chin and said defiantly, "But don't go too far, hum!"
Li Yiru smiled, he knew that when a woman's body subconsciously leaned towards you, it often meant that the woman's subconscious was close to you. On the contrary, it is precisely because she is interested in you that she responds to body language and will occasionally subconsciously approach you.
For example, for example: touch porcelain.