Chapter 28: The Young Master's Report
After the two sides watched each other leave, the young master did not immediately return to the city, but ran to the police station to report the crime.
After coming to the police station, he hurriedly locked the car, and then ran into the police station, ran in with a frightened face, and sat in front of the two policemen, a little out of breath.
Seeing that he was so nervous, the policeman walked over and touched his shoulder to make him relax, and then sat down across from him.
"Sir, do you need any help?" the policeman asked the young master in front of him with some tenderness.
The young master slowly suppressed his nervousness, and then said with a trembling hand: "What I want to say, you must not be afraid. ”
The two policemen said calmly: "We are policemen, we will not be afraid." ”
The young master said nervously, "I just ...... I just met a ghost. ”
After hearing this, the expressions of the two policemen changed slightly. Some of them straightened up in a serious way, and then asked, "What the hell?"
"It's not a ghost, it's a kind of monster that looks like a potato but is terrifying. ”
After hearing what the young master said, another policeman next to him took out sketch paper, and then quickly drew a face. The face looked like a potato, but it was a human face.
When the young master saw it, he shook his head and said in disappointment: "He doesn't look like this, he is a ghost, not a potato face." ”
After hearing this, the policeman drew a new picture, and when he opened it, he found that it was a ghost, but it was just a grimace, and the shape of a potato was still on it.
The young master shook his head again and said, "He's a ghost who looks like a potato, no, it's just a potato." ”
The policeman wiped his grimace off, leaving behind the appearance of a potato.
"This ......" The young master wanted to speak and stopped, and the tea next to him who had spoken to him before took the piece of paper, and then drew a small potato again, and added a smiling face, which looked like a funny expression.
The young master slapped the paper away angrily, and then spread out his hands and said excitedly: "Potato ghost, haven't you heard of it? I saw him in that village, you are so close, haven't you heard of it?" ”
The police said they understood and asked the other party to continue.
"I met those potatoes in the middle of the night, I saw them smiling at me, I felt that I was so handsome, I asked who didn't know, and then he suddenly exploded, I almost blew me up, there was someone to help me, he was also very handsome, but according to my more than ten minutes with him, I felt that I was more handsome......"
Just when the young master kept talking, a policeman next to him suddenly couldn't help but smile, and covered his mouth with his hand, trying to make the other party not see him. As a result, I couldn't help but laugh twice.
The young master was a little angry by this somewhat impolite behavior, and immediately looked at the policeman calmly and said, "What are you laughing at?"
The policeman forcibly told him not to laugh, then put his hand down and said to the other person there: "I remember something happy." ”
"What a happy thing. The young master seemed to be questioning the other party.
"My wife gave birth to a big fat son," the policeman replied to the young master.
The policeman next to him couldn't help but laugh a little, and the young master turned his head and questioned the other policeman, asking him why he was laughing.
"My wife also gave birth to a big fat son for me. The policeman replied as little as he could.
The young master said with some suspicion: "Your wife is the same?"
The two policemen laughed at the same time, and while holding back their efforts to keep themselves from laughing as much as possible, one of them raised his hand and replied, "Oh no, our wives are born the same day." ”
The young master was a little angry, he slapped the table, and said there, "I repeat, I'm not joking. ”
"Yes, yes!" a policeman said to him in a daze.
"Hey!" he said angrily, slapping the table five times in a row.
The policeman calmed down for a moment, then turned to them and said, "Let's get down to business, well, the potato ghost you were talking about? Is he scary?"
The young master calmed down for a moment and began to answer: "It's not that kind of terrifying and terrifying question, it's really a rare kind. It looks like an ordinary potato, and when it turns its head and smiles like a child. It feels a little innocent. Unfortunately it was too dark that day, plus it exploded, I didn't see it carefully. ”
The policeman in charge of sketching couldn't help it anymore and burst out laughing.
When the young master saw this scene, he yelled at him directly: "You deceive people too much, I have put up with you for a long time." ”
"My wife has given birth. The policeman, he said.
"You're laughing at me, but you haven't stopped. The young master looked very angry and said that it was obvious that he completely disagreed with the excuse that the policeman had said.
"Sir, we are highly trained to laugh, no matter how funny we are. Then the policeman turned to the other policeman and said, "Unless you can't help it." ”
The other policeman also let go of his mouth as if he had laughed enough. Standing up, he said to the young master in front of him, "It's better than this, sir." You go back and wait for the news first, and we will notify you as soon as we have the news, and you go back to rest first. ”
The young master nodded with satisfaction after seeing it, and said a little worried about the other party: "Okay, you guys hurry up to the police, remember to bring more people!"
I opened the door and walked outside, and just a few steps away, the young master heard the police station, and there was laughter from inside. What are you laughing at, it's obvious that it's the two policemen just now.
He turned his head a little angrily, opened the door and looked inside, and found that the two policemen were actually calmly sorting out the papers.
"Sir, is there anything you can do?" replied one of the policemen.
The young master looked at the scene inside with a little surprise, then turned around and closed the door, and walked a few more steps.
As soon as they left, the two policemen laughed again, one of them even slapped the table and laughed there, while the other was holding his stomach and bending over and laughing.
This time, the young master immediately turned his head again, opened the door and looked inside. As a result, the two guys were still so calm, and even talked softly.
"Sir. A police officer looked at him and said.
The young master turned around a little helplessly, and just wanted to leave, he found that his suit was stuck on the doorknob, lifted the suit up, and then closed the door with the suit and left.