"Lin Chen really knows how to shoot women. ”

Looking at the appearance of the Zixia Fairy, Yu Linsheng couldn't help but say.

Think about the appearance of the Spring Thirteen Niang at the beginning, and then look at the appearance of the Zixia Fairy.

Cai Xia's outfit once appeared at the press conference, but some people did not watch the press conference, for this reason, watching the Zixia Fairy on the screen walk calmly, it is really a fairy who comes out of the painting, and generally feels amazing.

"Jingjing. ”

At this time, the Supreme Treasure found that he didn't see Bai Jingjing, so he took out the moonlight treasure box and looked slightly stunned.

"Immortals??monsters??thank you. ”

After the Zixia Fairy finished speaking towards the Supreme Treasure, she prepared to enter the cave.

"Alas, don't break into the Pansi Cave. ”

Supreme Treasure suddenly turned around and shouted loudly.

"Pansi Cave, do you think I can't see the hole, the Water Curtain Cave. ”

Fairy Zixia suddenly said loudly.

The Supreme Treasure stared blankly at the three big characters of 'Water Curtain Cave', which was also completely unbelievable.

"Oh, Pansi Cave, that name sounds good. ”

As she spoke, Fairy Zixia changed her name to Pansi Cave.

"Okay, I'll live here from now on. ”

"Wait. ”

Fairy Zixia knocked the Supreme Treasure away, and then also snatched the Moonlight Treasure Box.

"Alas, I now solemnly declare that all that is on this hill belongs to me, including you. ”

"Me?"

"Yes, like my donkey, give you a stamp. ”

Saying that, Fairy Zixia directly stamped a stamp on the feet of the Supreme Treasure.

"You are my person now, if someone bullies you, report my name, from today on, my name is Pansi Daxian. ”

At this time, the Zixia Fairy turned around and said such a sentence.

……

"I'll go, Fairy Zixia is really beautiful. ”

"I think it's so cool. ”

"yes, that's pretty cool. ”

"This Zixia Fairy is the first heroine, doesn't that mean that the plot has just begun?"

……

Everyone else chatted, and Yu Linsheng frowned slightly.

Now that I think it's kind of interesting.

But it's a bit messy.

"Pansi Daxian?500 Years Ago???"

Supreme Treasure was stunned at this time, and then he saw that the soles of his feet were also frozen.

Three hemorrhoids.

At the same time, the picture also flashed the words of Guanyin.

"You didn't become the Monkey King because you haven't met the person who gave you three hemorrhoids. ”

With this sentence, the Supreme Treasure also took out the demon mirror.

Monkey king.

In the demon mirror, it is Sun Wukong.

……

The plot continues, and Sun Wukong wants to get back the moonlight treasure box.

Then Fairy Zixia also told everyone her origin through memories.

Zixia and Qingxia were originally the wicks of the sun and moon lamp in front of the Buddha's throne, Zixia during the day and Qingxia at night.

Although the two are in the same flesh, they have a deep hatred.

Zixia had an oath that as long as anyone could pull out the Ziqing Sword in her hand, it would be her intended person, and this move was seen as a shame in the fairy world and was hunted down.

As for the Zixia Fairy, she even had a fight with Erlang God.

Blink to kill.

Cai Xia told the Supreme Treasure the ins and outs of the blink of an eye, which really made many fans think it was too beautiful.

"Don't say it, anyway, your sister hates you to the core, I lied to her to kill you today, and then you will be happy in the future. ”

The Supreme Treasure said to the Zixia Fairy: "So I'm going to show him a token on your body, what necklace do you have, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight treasure box and the like." ”

This scene also made many people happy.

Obviously, the Supreme Treasure is trying to trick back the Moonlight Treasure Box.

As a result, the Zixia Fairy gave the Supreme Treasure the Purple and Green Sword.

What I didn't expect was that the Supreme Treasure actually pulled out the purple and green sword.

"It turned out to be him. ”

Fairy Zixia really didn't expect it to be a supreme treasure: "Hey, take advantage of the darkness to accompany me to the market." ”

In the market, Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie are also following.

"Now that the senior brother has changed his appearance, and he is still with Fairy Zixia, is it possible that Fairy Zixia also has a part in catching the master, let's follow him closely, don't startle the snake. ”

Sha Seng looked into the distance at this time and said.

"In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. ”

Zhu Bajie stared at the distance tightly and said, "But now that there is a Zixia Fairy, I am afraid that he is a little taller than me." ”

"I don't have it. ”

Sha Seng said hurriedly.

"It's because of you that he's a little taller than me. ”

Zhu Bajie said shockingly.

"Cut this pig's head in half for me. ”

At this time, a woman who bought meat suddenly pointed to Zhu Bajie and said.

"Damn. ”

Zhu Bajie was angry: "If the pig's head is not sold, do you want a pig whip?"

……

This scene is also enjoyable to watch.

"Damn, does Zhu Bajie want to laugh at me?"

"Hahaha, this Zhu Bajie is the Zhu Bajie I am familiar with. ”

"That's right, Zhu Bajie is happy to kill me, but is this really the second master?"

"The blind are not women anymore, I think it should be. ”

……

The audience in the theater was still very excited.

The plot continues.

Zixia Fairy seemed to be nervous, telling the Supreme Treasure that her intended person was nearby.

"This marriage was arranged by God, do you think I'm afraid?"

"Here we go again. ”

"Yes, my heart is beating, my treasure is beeping, what to do, how to tell him, how to tell him. ”

"Then tell him that this is such a marriage arranged by God. ”

"What if he doesn't like it, what if he has a wife?"

"You tell him, this is God's arrangement, God's arrangement is the greatest. ”

"Really?"

"God's arrangement is not enough for your stinky fart. ”

"Yes, yes. ”

Fairy Zixia was still embarrassed, and then said to the Supreme Treasure: "He's here." ”

"Huh? You're not talking about me, are you? ”

Supreme Treasure looked stunned.

"Yes, yes, it's you, how do you know, it's you, you know I don't know what to say to you just now, you're so smart. ”

Zixia Fairy was happy at this time, as if she was a fat man of five hundred catties.

"But I have a wife. ”

"I know, but I can't help it, this marriage is the biggest arrangement of God, you can only get rid of your wife now and go with me. ”

"It's fine. ”

"Okay. ”

"That's good. ”

"Okay, so let's start this relationship quickly. ”

"Okay. ”

"Then you kiss me first, come on. ”

Fairy Zixia said that she wanted the Supreme Treasure to kiss her.

But the Supreme Treasure suddenly pushed Zixia away.

Zixia looked at the Supreme Treasure with a lonely face at this time.

"Give me the treasure box. ”

"You lied to me. ”

Fairy Zixia said to the Supreme Treasure: "You are all lying to me, you don't blind date me at all." ”

"I'm serious, you take out the treasure box first. ”

The Supreme Treasure said with an exaggerated face: "Why don't I take out my heart and show you?"

"No, I'll do it myself. ”

Saying that, the Zixia Fairy directly entered the heart of the Supreme Treasure.

"Wow, how your heart is like a coconut. ”

Fairy Zixia looked at the heart of the Supreme Treasure and said.

"Miss, I can't deny that I'm ugly, but I'm gentle, and I never lie. ”

"Then tell me honestly, is he very affectionate with his wife. ”

……

Fairy Zixia said 'I understand' in it at this time.

At night, the Supreme Treasure happened to encounter the scene of Guanyin punishing Sun Wukong, and found that the moonlight treasure box had been snatched by Sun Wukong. The Supreme Treasure finally got the treasure box again, but it disappeared at the same time as Tang Sanzang was changed.

When he woke up, the Supreme Treasure thought he was dreaming.

The plot continues.

But Yu Linsheng suddenly found that this movie was a continuous time and space shuttle.

The most classic scene is also here.

"So the lines are here. ”

When I watched the Supreme Treasure say the sentence: "If God gives me another chance to do it again", many people present were also stunned.

"The Supreme Treasure actually deceived the Zixia Fairy. ”

"Yes, Supreme Treasure bastard, he actually deceived the lovely Zixia. ”

"I'm really worried about looking at Fairy Zixia. ”

"I think it's okay, after all, Lin Chen said before that this is a comedy love story. ”

……

The whispers around him discussed, and Yu Linsheng suddenly had a bad premonition.

When Lin Chen said that it was a healing system, Yu Linsheng didn't think much about it.

But now he remembers that the original "No Thieves in the World" also said that it was a healing system.

As a result, he almost died of depression.

No way.

At this time, Yu Linsheng felt that it should be impossible.

"Zixia Fairy is also written to death?"

Yu Linsheng looked at the background of Lin Chen in front of him: "If you dare to write like this, I really dare to call you father." ”

……

Then came another laugh.

"In the past, when I accompanied me to watch the moon, I was called Xiao Tiantian, but now the new person is better than the old one, and I call it Mrs. Niu. ”

When Princess Iron Fan finished saying this, the theater also burst into laughter again.

"I'm Nima, this, this fucking Monkey King is a talent. ”

"Damn, Sun Wukong put the princess of the iron fan to sleep. ”

"The Bull Demon King's green head is really ruthless. ”

"Laughing, this is really delicious and not as good as dumplings. ”

……

Watching the plot, everyone feels messed up.

Then it was even more messy.

Zixia Fairy wants to take the moonlight treasure box, and then tells Sun Wukong to see each other in the second watch.

Princess Iron Fan also said that she will see you at the second watch.

In the evening, the Supreme Treasure was brought together by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng to see Tang Seng.

"Frankly, I'm not your apprentice, and I don't want to be your apprentice. ”

The Supreme Treasure said to Tang Seng: "Master, if you are merciful, just let me go." ”

"Do you know what a bell bell is? ”

"What bell?"

"It's a bell, a bell......"

Tang Seng suddenly said towards the Supreme Treasure: "Only you can accompany me to take the Western Scriptures, only you, you can kill demons and eliminate demons, only you, you can protect me, so that crabs and mussel spirits can't eat me......"

Tang Seng in prison suddenly sang this song: "You have the greatest ability, that is, only you." ”

At this time, Tang Seng was singing, and the Supreme Treasure was already clenched into fists.

"Only, you, don't blame the master for muttering, put on the golden hoop, don't be afraid of death, don't tremble, I'll carry the black cauldron, send you to death, do your best for all sentient beings, sacrifice is worth it." ”

The more he sang, the more he sang, the more state Tang Seng held the hand of the Supreme Treasure and said, "Murmur Ami ......"

"I really can't, I'll tell you ......"

Seeing that Tang Seng finished singing, the Supreme Treasure also breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to explain.

“only^”

"Oh, your mother's size, you're not finished, I've already said no, you still have to oh oh, oh, you don't care about people at all, you can't stand it, you again, I'll stab you to death." ”

Supreme Treasure said angrily.

Tang Seng, who fell to the ground, said: "Wukong, even if you stab me to death, there is no sorrow in life, and there is no pain in death, when you understand the sacrifice of your life, you will come back and sing this song to me." ”

……

Next, the plot ushered in a laugh again.

Xiangxiang was annoyed that the Supreme Treasure actually left with Zixia in her arms, and she used the empathy method to change shadows.

Zhu Bajie and Zixia changed bodies.

Under the mistake, he mistakenly converted himself and the sand monk. In fact, Zixia is Qingxia at night, so it is Qingxia who converts her body with Zhu Bajie.

At this time, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess also came.

The two can be described as jealous.

At this time, it was a scuffle.

The Bull Demon King snatched the Iron Fan Princess's treasure fan and brought the others back to the demon cave.

The Supreme Treasure pretended to jump off the cliff to escape the iron fan, but unexpectedly fell down, but inadvertently saved the three thieves who were caught.

"You don't even want to see me when you jump off the cliff, I'd better go back to the Flaming Mountain. ”

Princess Iron Fan looked at Princess Iron Fan who jumped off the cliff and muttered to herself.

This scene made the others even happier.

"Nima, it's still like this. ”

"I didn't fucking think of it. ”

"Haha, this god has turned around. ”

……

And all the people were rejoicing.

As soon as the picture turned, the Supreme Treasure took the three of Bodhi to Pansi Cave in a coma.

"You called Jingjing 98 times when you were unconscious. ”

Bodhi said towards the Supreme Treasure.

Supreme Treasure laughed: "Jingjing is my mother. ”

"There's another one named Zixia, you called 784 times. ”

Bodhi Ancestor said at this time: "This person named Zixia must owe you a lot of money. ”

The plot continues.

Bai Jingjing appeared.

This Bai Jingjing came to apprentice in the name of Pansi Daxian, and the Supreme Treasure explained the cause and effect to her, and decided to marry her.

On the other hand, the Bull Demon King forced Zixia to get married, and Zixia imagined that her intended person would step on colorful auspicious clouds to save herself.

At this time, Supreme Treasure told Bai Jingjing that he really liked her, and if he could, he could give his heart to Bai Jingjing.

Then Bai Jingjing also entered the heart of the Supreme Treasure and asked the same question.

At this time, the two are ready to get married.

In dreams.

Fairy Zixia said to the Supreme Treasure, "Last night I asked a spider to tell you that he missed you very much. Did You Know?"

"Do you know that I've been lying to you? ”

"Lie to it, just cheat, it's like a moth, knowing that it will hurt ......"

……

The Supreme Treasure who woke up looked a little solemn.

Then the Supreme Treasure and the grapes began to study it.

"Do you need a reason to love someone?"

"Do you need it?"

"Don't you need it?"

……

The words of the Supreme Treasure and Bodhi are also as if they are asking their hearts over and over again.

At the same time, the Supreme Treasure found Zixia's bracelet, along with a spider.

As soon as the picture turned, the Bull Demon King began to marry.

Tang Seng chattered again.

"How many brothers and sisters do you have, is your father still alive? Say something, I just want to make one more friend before I die, so being a demon is like being a human being, you must have a benevolent heart, and with a benevolent heart, you are no longer a demon, you are a shemale......

Tang Seng vomited all the monsters when he said this.

On the other side, the Supreme Treasure did not wait for Bai Jingjing.

Bai Jingjing left a letter.

"Your conscience tells me that what you love most is not me, but another woman, and when I see what he left in your conscience, I feel that what you are looking for when you come back after these five hundred years is not me, but her, and you and I must believe that this is providence and legendary fate. ”

Looking at Bai Jingjing's words, the Supreme Treasure was a little confused.

At this time, Chun Thirteen Niang appeared.

Three swords killed the three Bodhi.

"Anyway, I'm going to die, you can do me a favor, I heard that if the knife comes out quickly and the part is accurate, the person will not die immediately after cutting the person open, and the eyes can still be seen, you can do a favor and hurry up, dig out my heart and let me take a look, okay?"

Supreme Treasure said to Chun Thirteen Niang.

Chun Thirteen Niang's face was confused: "What did you say?"

"I had a friend who said to keep something in my heart and I wanted to see what it was. ”

As he spoke, the Supreme Treasure gestured at his chest.

"Inexplicable. ”

Chun Thirteen Niang just put away the sword, but she thought that this was the Supreme Treasure to scare herself, so a sword came out, and blood flew.

At this time, the picture turned, and Tang Seng was still chattering.

"Both humans and demons are born by mothers, the difference is that people are people's mothers, and demons know their mothers. ”

"Your mother's surname. ”

"Now it's my sister who wants to save my sister, and my sister will save my sister in a while. ”

Tang Seng looked into the distance and said.

Fairy Zixia asked the Bull Demon King to release her sister Qingxia at this time, and Qingxia was also moved.

Later a mess of scuffles.

The screen then shifted to the Supreme Treasure.

"It turned out that the girl left a tear in my heart. ”

The Supreme Treasure looked at the golden hoop rod and said, "I can fully feel how sad she was at that time. ”

"Don't you have any more nostalgia for earthly things?"

"It doesn't matter, there is no sorrow in life, and there is no pain in death. ”

After the Supreme Treasure finished speaking, the Bodhi trio also appeared.

"Well said, well said. ”

"The most regrettable thing is that my three new friends have nothing to do with them. ”

"Forget it, don't mention it. ”

"But I really don't understand why hatred can be so great for hating someone for ten, fifty, or five hundred years. ”

So Tang Sanzang went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, he just wanted to count on this book to dissolve the hatred in the world. ”

"I understand, I want to stay because I still have something to do, you rush to reincarnate and run faster, I caused you to be slashed in this life, I hope that I will have a chance to return in the next life. ”

"If you want to pay it back, you have to pay it back three times. ”

"Anything, dear grapes. ”

……

The Bodhi trio left.

The Supreme Treasure is ready to put on the golden hoop.

"I want to remind you once again that after wearing the golden hoop, you are no longer a mortal, and the lust of the world can no longer be touched, if you are tempted, this golden hoop will tighten more and more on your head. Miserable. ”

"Yes. ”

"What else do you have to say before putting on this golden hoop?"

"There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this, if God can give me a chance to do it again, I will say to that girl I love you, if I have to add a deadline to this love, I hope it is 10,000 years. ”

After Sun Wukong said this, he put on the golden hoop.

The theater suddenly fell silent.

The bad premonition in Yu Linsheng's heart is also getting stronger and stronger.

This Nima.

Is it really a fucking tragedy?

A lot of people are a little nervous.

In the end, Sun Wukong, who wore a golden hoop, came to save Tang Seng.

But he can no longer be in love with Zixia.

When the Bull Demon King wanted to kill Sun Wukong Zixia blocking, Yu Linsheng came directly: "Fuck." ”

"My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me, and I guessed the ending, but I couldn't guess the ending. ”

Zixia died after saying this.

The emotional Monkey King's golden hoop contracted, and he had to let go of his painful grinning, and the hideous Monkey King's teeth were exposed.

He wanted to kill the Bull Demon King.

……

"I'll go to your uncle. ”

"Zixia is actually dead???"

"Your sister, damn me, dead heroine?"

"What kind of bullshit cure is this? It's been so long, and it's been like this for the end?"

"What I'm trying to say is can you stop this?"

……

At this point, the plot doesn't end there.

The four masters and apprentices left with the help of the moonlight treasure box. Before Sun Wukong left, he asked Qingxia to leave together, and Qingxia no longer had nostalgia for the world because of Zixia's death, and was willing to return to the Buddha.

After waking up, Goku seems to be in another world, and all people and things have changed.

Could it be just a dream? Goku couldn't seem to believe it. He saw the incarnation of Bodhi and suffered the so-called three stabs in his previous life.

saw the incarnation of Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing getting along in harmony.

I saw the champion of the second family.

I saw a blind man with a tsundere face.

Of course, it was more important to see the conversation between the Sunset Samurai and the incarnation of Shixia on the city wall.

So Sun Wukong began to control the sunset warrior and kissed Zixia unhurriedly.

This can be regarded as a fulfillment of his regret at the beginning.

At the same time, the music of "The Love of My Life" sounded.

"I'm not going to leave for the rest of my life, I love you. ”

The Sunset Samurai said loudly.

……

Once upon a time, now it has passed, and it will never come again

Red and red leaves are buried in the dust

The beginning and the end are always the same

……

The sea of bitterness turns over love and hate

There is no escaping fate in the world

Blind dates are unapproachable

Or I should believe that it was fate

……

Lin Chen had already sung this song "A Love" on "The Masked Singer" before, but Yu Linsheng didn't feel much when he heard it.

But now I want to cry when I listen to this song.

"That guy is weird. ”

"I saw it too, like a dog. ”

The Sunset Samurai said this.

At the same time, Sun Wukong, who turned around, looked at the picture of the sunset warrior and the incarnation of the Zixia Fairy embracing each other for a moment before leaving.

……

It's over.

"Journey to the West" is over.

The lights came on in the screening room.

At this time, Lin Chen came to the front of the stage with a group of main creators, and then bent down to bow to everyone.

Applause rang out.

Don't say whether to send the blade or not.

But this "Journey to the West" is still quite good for many people.

Yu Linsheng couldn't help but want to write a movie review quickly.

He is ready to keep quiet about the matter of the dead heroine for the time being.

At the very least, it will be a little bit of a trick for others.

……

……

(Tomorrow, if you can't finish writing tomorrow, the orangutan will directly start a group live broadcast and wear women's clothes)