At night, the house next to the small square looks like a small theater.

Three or five chairs surround a stool, tea and snacks are placed on the stool, and the Spring Festival Gala is played on a projector in the hall.

Fang Xinyu sat next to He Shi, like everyone else, talking and laughing relaxedly.

Fei Ye twisted his head on the side and looked up at the old tree outside the window.

Time passed so quickly, and it has been two years since I became a cat.

The days are wonderful, but the future does not know the direction.

has a woman you like, but there is an abyss of fate in the middle.

It feels great to go back to my hometown again for the New Year.

It would be perfect if you could be here as a human being.

He turned his head back and looked at the people in the room.

Yu Qingshan held the teacup in his hand and smiled, Yu Qiu was holding He Shi's hand to look at Fei Ye, He Shi tilted his head in Fang Xinyu's ear and whispered.

He smiled at Yu Qiu, jumped on Fang Xinyu, curled up and closed his eyes.

Fei Ye fell asleep in a lively environment like this, and I don't know how long it has been.

Until a sudden sound of firecrackers woke him up, and there were not many people left in the room.

It looked like it was past 12 o'clock.

Yu Qingshan patted his thigh and stood up: "It's 12 o'clock, go to bed, it's been busy for a year." ”

"Tomorrow morning, get up to greet you for the New Year. ”

Fang Xinyu hugged Fei Ye and walked back quietly, and Yu Qiu and He Shi were also on the side.

Seeing that she didn't speak, Fei Ye frowned and asked, "What are you talking about at night?"

He Shi knew that Fei Ye was talking, so he looked at Yu Qiu suspiciously.

Yu Qiu thought for a moment and asked, "Sister Fang, are you homesick?"

Fang Xinyu was startled, and said repeatedly: "No, no, it's just that I've been busy all day and I'm a little sleepy." ”

Fei Ye understood, she didn't talk about anything, it's just that she herself is not in a good mood now.

Whether it's because of sleepiness or homesickness, after a few steps, He Shi advised: "Go to bed early if you're sleepy, and tomorrow I said that I don't need to get up early, the tangerine peel at the farm will be ready." ”

Fang Xinyu smiled and nodded: "You too, rest early." ”

A hint of embarrassment flashed in He Shi's eyes, thinking that Fang Xinyu meant something else.

Fang Xinyu had already taken Fei Ye back to his room and closed the door.

Putting Fei Ye on the bed, she whispered, "Keep sleeping, demon." ”

After saying that, he went into the bathroom by himself.

Fei Ye thought about it, and he didn't plan to continue to pay attention to what her current situation was.

A person's solitude is conducive to the growth of the mind, which is the path that Fang Xinyu chose by herself.

It's good to stay aside.

He did feel sleepy.

Cats love to sleep.

……

Fei Ye slept very early and woke up very early.

As soon as his eyes opened, after getting used to it, he turned his head to find Fang Xinyu.

Fei Ye looked at her face carefully.

Luckily, there don't seem to be tears or anything.

The new year began, Fei Ye jumped on the desk and looked out the window behind the curtains.

This afternoon, the dragon lantern show should come over.

It's still quiet in the village bay in the early morning.

It's a good time to get up yet, and it's a good time to solve personal hygiene.

Walking into the bathroom, Fei Ye skillfully jumped on the edge of the toilet as usual.

The car is familiar with the road, but it overturns.

"it!"

Fei Ye didn't control his center of gravity for a while, and actually planted it in the toilet.

I adjusted my posture with all my might, but fortunately it wasn't the water in my head. But Rao is like this, Fei Ye feels that the hair on his body is about to explode.

This is really not something that can be experienced by human beings, Fei Ye looked up at the ceiling that was enclosed by the toilet bowl, and closed his eyes in pain.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, I fell into the toilet and had to fucking climb out!

It is not difficult to climb out, although the inner wall is smooth, but after all, it is not deep.

Just take your wet ass and endure the discomfort to jump out from the inner wall.

Standing on the floor of the bathroom, Fei Ye's ass was dripping.

How is this going on?

Fei Ye was extremely helpless, so he could only rely on the fact that he was a cat now, and began to shout loudly: "Wife, wife, come and help me blow it!"

As soon as the words came out, he felt as if something was wrong.

But it's important to get the hair dry quickly, it's cold weather after all.

So he shouted, and finally woke Fang Xinyu up.

Fang Xinyu rubbed her eyes and hurriedly ran over: "Demon Demon, Demon Demon, what's wrong with you?"

Fei Ye could only helplessly show her ass.

"What's going on!" Fang Xinyu hurriedly took his special bath towel to wipe him.

Fei Ye let it go back, this is not good, this is the water in the toilet, no matter what, you have to flush it with clean water first, otherwise you will use it to wipe your body in the future.

Fang Xinyu frowned and reprimanded: "You have to wipe it and blow it again!"

Fei Ye raised his paw and pointed at the shower: "Wash again, rinse." ”

"How did you get this?" Fang Xinyu said with a serious face, "You can't touch this in the future!"

“…… No, give Ye another rush!" Fei Ye's claws were raised resolutely.

"Do you still want to play?" Fang Xinyu's eyes widened, and he grabbed him, and the bath towel had already been wiped over.

Fei Ye was wiped by her buttocks, and everything was wiped to ashes.

I had to take a chance to get the bath towel wet or even dirty, so that she had to wash it and dry it.

Fortunately, Fang Xinyu didn't know that she had fallen into the toilet.

Otherwise, it's another mess.

Fang Xinyu wiped him, took out a hair dryer and blew it on Fei Ye's buttocks.

Fei Ye felt that his buttocks were warm, and he originally wanted to pull it back in fright, but now he wants to relax his vigilance.

No way!

Fei Ye's eyes widened, concentrating on his spirit.

Fang Xinyu yawned again, put down the hair dryer and said, "I was completely woken up by you......"

After speaking, he took off his pants and prepared to sit on the toilet.

"Huh, why is there hair in it?" Fang Xinyu looked at the toilet suspiciously, then looked at Fei Ye again, and asked in surprise, "Demon demon, did you fall into the toilet?"

Fei Ye didn't see it, turned around and ran, scolding and scolding: "You are not ashamed!"

In front of him, Fang Xinyu's pants were taken off to his legs, and then he pouted his ass and looked at the toilet.

Forget it, old husband and wife, I haven't seen anything ugly.

Didn't you just accidentally fall into the toilet once?

In my previous life, I also had the experience of throwing up on the edge of the toilet when I was drunk, and then fell asleep holding the edge of the toilet.

Fei Ye decided not to want this stubble.

Even if Fang Xinyu told Yu Qiu and them, he had to strictly order them not to mention this stubble!

But...... With such a skillful daily movement, how can it be deformed today?

Fei Ye sat on the ground outside, and gradually felt that he wanted to solve his personal problems again.

He shouted, "Stinky woman, are you done pulling? You can't just sit there and fall asleep again, right?"

In the bathroom, Fang Xinyu's voice suddenly realized: "It turns out that you were going to pull the stinky smell and accidentally fell into it!

After saying that, there was a stumbling floor, and then there was the sound of the toilet being pumped.

Fang Xinyu opened the door and picked him up, then squatted next to the toilet and lifted him on top of the toilet, his eyes were full of encouragement: "Spread your legs, pull it!"

Fei Ye was stunned.

Pull...... Pull your sister......

Except for the little kid who doesn't know anything, who have you seen being held up like this and pulled out?

Am I not nervous?

Don't I want to lose face?

It's so high, the splash is always high, you know no!

Also, you've been in it for so long, you've gotten used to the smell you've digested, and my nose is very smart!

Is it okay for the two of us to behave after waking up on the hour?

Feiye's little head turned a lot of question marks, and roared angrily: "You go out!!"