Chapter 776: Two-Faced Man
It was still pouring rain outside, Lu Ming touched his stomach and said, "Eldest sister, I have been following you for a day and have not eaten, do you have to take care of my stomach? 」
Ji Ruyan crossed her hands in front of her chest and said disdainfully, "When you're hungry, go down and buy food by yourself, why are you asking me, I'm not your woman, I'm not your sister, I have to take care of you." 」
"That's not right for you, if you have to keep me by your side, then you have to take care of what you eat. Well, now you don't care about me, do you really want me to starve to death? I don't even bring any money with me when I go out, what do you think I should do?"
Ji Ruyan only understood, looked at Lu Ming with contempt, and said with a smile: "It turns out that you have no money in Xiaohuatou, you are really happy to kill me, such a big man has no money, don't you feel ashamed?"
"What's there to be ashamed of? No money is no money, do I want to slap my swollen face and become fat, and say that I have money? Anyway, I have no money, and now my stomach is growling with hunger, if you pity me, I will reward me with a meal." Lu Ming pouted, pitiful.
Ji Ruyan breathed a sigh of relief, shook her head and said, "I see that you are used to being a beggar? It doesn't matter, it's not popular WeChat payment and Alipay payment now. Take out your phone, swipe the QR code and you're OK, you say?"
Lu Ming smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to disappoint you, I don't have a bank card, where do you say I have money." 」
"Don't tell me, you don't even have an ID card, and you're still a black household, right?"
"Oh, I'll just say that Ji Ruyan is the person who knows me best, you're really right, I'm just a person without an ID card, a real black man." Sister Yi, you have to help, don't you? As he spoke, his stomach really began to make a revolution.
He pouted again, and said pitifully, "Look, don't you feel sympathy for me like this?"
Ji Ruyan breathed a sigh of relief, "I see that you are about to treat yourself as a little white face, your sister is a policeman, won't she give you an ID card and not pay you a salary?"
"Hey, big sister, you really look down on my sister, my sister is in the field, not in the house. Moreover, how many days have I only been an auxiliary policeman, and if I will be paid, then I thank his ancestors for eighteen generations. 」
"It's a big problem, you won't rely on me in the future, right? I understand, Lin Xi whispered to you just now, and this must be what he said. This Lin Xi is really good at being a man, his younger brother doesn't take care of him, so he has to throw it to me. I'll just say why she was so kind to let you come out with me. Ji Ruyan scolded angrily on the side.
Lu Ming had nothing to say, he could only hide everything with a smile, just take it as a default.
At this time, Ji Ruyan saw his expression and became even more uncalm. "Hey, do you know what my monthly salary is, it probably doesn't add up to your sister's high. Don't you say that you have come to harm me and want my life? If you don't believe me, I won't carry this burden, and I'll send you home tomorrow. 」
"Sister, didn't you just say that you wanted to stay with me for 24 hours? It's only been half a day, and you're starting to dislike me. Now I'm going to eat, you can do it yourself. 」
Ji Ruyan looked outside and said in embarrassment, "Ouch, I called you big brother, it's raining so hard outside, how can you let me go out." 」
"Whoever told you to ask me for help, there must be a price to pay for it. Either you go get me something to eat now, or I'm going to collapse in your arms right now. I couldn't help but say that Lu Ming's pretended body to tilt and was about to fall into her arms.
Ji Ruyan hurriedly opened the door and pushed Lu Ming back, "Bastard, you are really more hooligan than my apprentice, you can do everything. I'm telling you, your trick is useless, don't want me to go. She took out fifty yuan and threw it into Lu Ming's arms.
She paused, then continued, "Give you fifty dollars, and you can find something to eat yourself, I won't bring it to you." 」
Lu Ming saw fifty yuan, like divine help, and bounced
However, he did not get out of the car, but took out his mobile phone and made a takeaway call. I don't know why, the money he saved before is gone, and now he has really become a beggar that everyone looks down on.
"Hey, it's me, I want takeout, get me a plate of Kung Pao chicken, Di San Xian and back to the pot meat. Plus two boxes of rice. The address is on a small red car in front of the school of Modu University. 」
After finishing speaking, Lu Ming hung up the phone with a smug look.
Ji Ruyan was startled, and her eyes were about to fall off. "Little slippery, you actually ordered takeout, so why did I get it for you just now? 」
"I didn't expect it, but when you give me the money, I'll remember. If you don't usually exercise, I haven't seen you run for more than a month, and I'm getting lazier and lazier. Isn't this giving you a chance to exercise, don't thank me, and still murder me, really. Lu Ming chattered.
Ji Ruyan has the heart to kill people, thinking that he is a disciple and instructor of the sect, he has been reduced to being bullied by a little beggar, it is really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs, not to mention that the tiger has not yet fallen.
"You're going to die on your foul mouth sooner or later, and if you say anything more, I'll skewer your mouth with a dagger." As he spoke, Ji Ruyan couldn't bear to pull out a dagger from his waist, which was a unique weapon for sect disciples, and he would not pull it out until the last moment.
Seeing this, Lu Ming quickly covered his mouth with his hands and stopped talking.
Ji Ruyan closed the car door again, because her body was rubbing out just now, and she was already partially wet from the downpour.
"You kid order so much food, do you eat late alone?"
Lu Ming still covered his mouth, shook his head and stopped talking.
Ji Ruyan's eyes widened, "These are talking to you, I order you to speak." 」
"Unless you don't string my mouth, I'll say. After Lu Ming finished speaking, he hurriedly covered it again.
"Okay, I won't string it up for you. Go ahead. 」
At this time, Lu Ming let go of his hand and said with a sly expression, "I don't think you've ever seen a beggar eat, it's all hungry and full. If you have something to eat, hurry up and eat it well, even if you are willing to die. Not to mention two boxes of rice, rice and three dishes. Even if there are ten dishes and ten large box lunches, it is not enough for me to eat. In this regard, Lu Ming was still proud.