General Zhu is really like a pig, as bloated as two people. A face is two circles larger than the others, and the chin is almost invisible. The belly is also very large, and it seems that it can run a horse.

Of course, the horse will not run on his belly, and the only one who can climb on him is probably the rouge horse, but in my opinion, I am afraid that the rouge horse can only lie on him, and nothing else can be done.

A person can eat himself like this in such a chaotic world, he must have done a lot of good things in his previous life.

It's a pity that there are too many people around, and this fat man has been staring at me all the time, so I don't have a chance to take out the book of life and death to check it. He has indulged his mouth so much in his life, he is afraid that sooner or later he will die on a word.

After all, the blessings of the previous life are counted, and if you spend them at will, I am afraid that you will owe a lot. But reincarnation is like this, good people in this life, not necessarily in the next life, good and evil are not a kind of reincarnation.

General Zhu sat behind the desk, accompanied by a woman on the left and right, and the woman on the left was wearing a bandeau and a green gauze dress. The woman on the right is wearing a purple short-sleeved dress accompanied by a long skirt that is dragged to the ground.

What about General Zhu? It stands to reason that generals should wear armor, and even if they don't wear armor, they should wear the military uniforms used in the camp. General Zhu's figure is not able to wear armor, so he even saves his military uniform, and wears brocade, like a rich man.

I really don't understand how such a guy can become a general, is it possible that the current generals don't have to go into battle to fight?

The soldier who brought me walked quickly to the table, poked his head over the table, and whispered something in General Zhu's ear. General Zhu nodded and said, "I know, you did a good job, then go back to guard the door." ”

The soldier responded, but turned very slowly, his eyes fixed on the wine and meat on the table.

General Zhu laughed loudly and said, "You gluttonous guy, it's not enough to reward you with two dry meals a day, you still want to eat meat!

The soldier hurriedly knelt down and said, "General, the villain doesn't dare, the villain has great courage, and he doesn't dare to rob the general's meat!"

"Haha, that's good, I'll reward you with a chicken leg!"

General Zhu tore off a chicken leg from the roast chicken on the plate with his hand and threw it straight to the soldiers. When the soldier took it in his hand, it was a mess of gnawing, and in an instant, there was only a chicken bone left in his hand. Only then did he shout "General Xie's reward" and withdraw from the room.

"Boy, I heard that you are a scholar from Luoyang, what is your name?"

I hugged my fists and said: "My surname is Wu Mingqi, a native of Luoyang." I came here to study, I didn't want to be brought here by the soldiers, and I didn't want to disturb the general. ”

General Zhu waved his hand vigorously, and the childishness on his hand accidentally threw it at the collarbone of the woman in green, and the woman looked at him coquettishly. He just reached over with his whole hand, ignoring that I, an outsider, was still standing in the room.

"What bother, don't bother, you readers are sour. I have a vacant seat in the army, you sit down first, do a good job, and ascend. You are a scholar, it is rare to read in these years, I can rest assured that your salary will not be lost, and you will also have preferential treatment for food and use. ”

"General, the paperwork is really not my forte, please think more about it!"

General Zhu's eyes widened, and he said, "What is long, short, I don't care about that, you can rest and rest in my mansion today, and you will be on duty tomorrow." Don't be afraid of losing your life on the battlefield, to tell you the truth, this will be the brother-in-law of the current emperor, who is in charge of the city gate garrison and the Nanying garrison, and there is no errand to go to the army!"

The emperor's brother-in-law, which emperor? There are too many people who call themselves kings and emperors these days. At present, it should be Liu Yao who occupies Chang'an, Liu Yuan's subordinate.

It's ridiculous to say that Liu Yuan is obviously a descendant of Mao Dun, but he just said that he is a species of Liu Bang's family. also gave Liu Bang and Liu Che the nicknames of "Three Ancestors and Five Sects".

Because of this matter, Liu Bang also came to Yan Jundian to complain, but it was not accepted by us. The reason for refusal is very simple, he himself doesn't say that he is the son of the Red Emperor, the Red Emperor has not come to trouble him, and he can't go to find trouble with others. There is no such thing as only he can do it, but no one else is allowed to follow it! Then Liu Bang waited until Liu Yuan died, stood at the gate of Daoshan Hell, and shouted "Liu Yuan, my grandson" to him all day long.

Liu Yuan is also a hero, but unfortunately he provoked the Han and Jin dynasties at the same time, and after coming out of hell, I am afraid it will not be too easy. After his death, the throne passed to his son Liu He, and then another son, Liu Cong, killed Liu He and seized the throne.

After Liu Cong's death, he left the throne to his son Liu Ji, but in less than a month, he was killed by his father-in-law, Jin Zhun. Then Liu Yao attacked Jin Zhun, annihilated Jin Zhun and his family, and became the emperor himself.

General Zhu didn't know that I was thinking about the family affairs of his emperor's brother-in-law, but I was weighing whether to make this master book.

Then he added: "Wu Qi, if you are willing to be the master bookkeeper, I will send a woman to you, how about it? Now in this world, I want to have money, food, and women, but it is very rare, I have all the things for you!

"Ahh

What is this, I have only heard of forced buying and selling, and it is the first time I have encountered forced requisition and forced delivery.

Now the world is too chaotic, Liangzhou is entrenched in Zhang's father and son, Li Xiong occupies Bashu as the emperor, Liu Yao has the territory of Guanzhong and the northern part of the Central Plains, and there is a stone behind him who is eyeing the tiger, although the Jin family has lost the north, but the five horses cross the river, and there are still a lot of rivers and mountains in the south of the Yangtze River. These are just big heads, and the smaller ones are really a little too many to count.

This is even more chaotic than the end of the Qin and Han dynasties, I don't know if Sima Yi will hide and cry secretly when he is free. Three generations of grandparents have lost most of the world in just a few decades. While being beaten by Cao Cao and Sun Ce, he had to endure the bad news brought by the world. This one is also unlucky.

Maybe it's because the situation is too chaotic, and there are not many people who read books. The guest room that General Zhu arranged for me was very good, it was an independent courtyard, a wing room with good decoration.

I didn't stay in the room for too long, and someone brought wine and meat. One by one on the table, pour the wine.

The subordinate said: "Sir, this is sent by the general's order, you use it slowly, we will guard the door, if you need anything, you can call us." ”

The words of the next person made me extinguish the thought of leaving, if I used the escape method to leave here, General Zhu would not see me, and it was inevitable that he would be blamed on him. There will be a chance to leave left and right, and there is no need to implicate a minion.

That General Zhu is much more careful than I thought, in addition to wine and meat, he also sent a lot of daily necessities, and brought dozens of taels of silver, which is considered the sweetness given, he knows how to buy people.

To my surprise, I was still behind, and just as night had fallen, a woman entered my room. It was daytime, and the woman in purple sat to the right of General Zhu. She had changed into a set of clothes, similar to the woman in green who sat on the other side during the day.

A bandeau top, a gauze dress, and a skirt that falls to the feet. It's just that the woman is wearing a white undershirt and a green gauze garment, but she is wearing a purple undershirt and a white gauze garment at the moment.

"Sir, I have come to serve him by order of the general. ”

The woman's tone was very soft, as if she had no bones. After saying this, she walked to my side, and I quickly avoided her.

said: "The general is gracious, I understand it." It's just that when I first arrived in your land, I was not familiar with everything, and I just wanted to rest at the moment, so I didn't work girl. ”

"Does Mr. dislike Yun'er?

I shook my head, speaking from my heart, this woman looks like a sign, although she is not as good as Daji and Yu Ji, but in the world, she is also the number one beauty.

"Since it's not Yun'er ugly, why does Mr. push me back!"

She said again as she pressed forward again. I had to dodge again, and said, "The girl is a general's person after all, where do I dare to touch it." ”

"Oh, sir, don't worry. The general said, from today onwards, I will be Mr.'s man. If the gentleman doesn't want me, he will take me to the barracks to work in the army! The gentleman is a scholar, so he should save me!"

I was about to speak again, but I saw that she had untied her veil and was leaning on the head of the bed.

This woman is really a goblin.