Chapter 15: Lord Bentori
"Keep eating! Tianlan, give me a bunch to taste. Chu smelled the smell of the skewers, but he still didn't resist the temptation of the aroma.
"yes, okay. Oh, Childe, Hu Che is so delicious, I'm a little bit overwhelmed. ”
"Yes, Childe, it's really delicious!"
"Oh, I'm going, why are you coming back so slowly, what are you doing out out? Come and try my handiwork, the pheasants they caught. ”
Every fat man is a chef with absolute potential!
"Yes, you can come here to cook for everyone in the future!" Chu tore off a chicken wing, feeling that it tasted good.
"That's fine, but we can't always eat meat, we have to eat meat and vegetables. Tomorrow I will bring some spices from home, and then go to the mountains to get some wild vegetables, and let's cook a wild vegetable soup, which is absolutely delicious. Speaking of eating, Hu Che has a lot of experience.
"I'm still very relieved to eat this, but it's time for you to practice this fat body. In this way, I have decided to teach Tianmei and them to practice martial arts every day, and you can also learn it. ”
"Do you really know kung fu?" Hu Che was still a little skeptical.
Tianmei looked out the window, Tianlan gave him a big roll of his eyes, Tianzhu spread his arms and was expressionless, only Xiao Tianju was the most realistic, and threw the signature directly in his face. Hu Che watched their reactions and felt like a fool, just as helpless.
When Hu Che really started to learn kung fu with Chu, he found out that Chu's perverted request made him feel like he had encountered a monster. However, the four Tianmei sisters are still so serious about implementation.
Every day when the Mei people were so tired that they didn't have the strength to climb, Chu would slap them a few times, and then boil them a bowl of soup to drink. It didn't take long for these little girls to come back to life with full blood. The perverted Chu didn't give them time to rest at all, and this perverted training plan made Hu Che regret coming here with him.
Hu Che was lying on the ground panting, still cursing Chu in his heart. At this moment, he felt that the only one who could save him was God. So, he looked up at the sky, and suddenly, an eagle covering the sky swooped down.
Warbler~~~ An extremely piercing scream resounded in the night sky.
Hu Che stared at the sky blankly, and saw a huge black shadow flying rapidly through the moonlight. "That's a 。。。。。。 Birds?"
Bang! Whoosh! The small courtyard was blown by a strong gust of wind, and if Xiao Tianju was not held by Chu, it is estimated that she would have to fly out. The two huge claws landed fiercely on Chu's right arm, and it was hard to imagine how much strength he needed to block such a strong impact.
At this time, Hu Che, who had already rolled to the side, finally saw the appearance of this guy clearly. "This thing, old 。。。。。。 Eagle?"
"Compendium of Materia Medica: Poultry Department" records: "Carved out of Liaodong, the most handsome person is called Haidongqing!" This is a female Haidongqing, much larger than the book records, I am afraid it is difficult to see such a big Haidongqing in the world.
"Brother Childe, this little bird is so beautiful!" Hu Che heard Tianju's words, and immediately wanted to slap himself unconscious. This innocent little sister is really loving and speechless. Hu Che looked at this cute little sister and asked. "Tianju, how do you use the word 'beautiful' to comment on everything!"
"Tianju, be careful, it's very powerful. Childe, is this also your friend?" Tianmei was a little worried about her little sister.
"Tianmei, don't you think this son is very powerful!" Chu said.
Quiet! Very quiet! Not only did the people present stop talking, but even Xiong Er and Hai Dongqing turned their heads to the other side.
"Hey, you people really don't have humor!" Chu touched his nose to hide his embarrassment, and then he continued. "Come, let's get to know you officially, this is 'Qingli', a rare Haidongqing in the world!"
Qingli raised her head, extremely proud! Tianju's little hand gently stretched over, and she touched Qingli's feathers. "It's so slippery! Brother Childe, I want to ride!"
"You better eat your skewers honestly!" Chu put Xiao Tianju down, and then took out a Xiaoyao Pill and handed it to Qing Li. Then, he habitually patted Qingli's buttocks.
Suddenly, Qingli flapped his wings and kept attacking Chu, scaring the other people into running away in an instant. Chu dodged back and forth, Qingli chased desperately, the speed of the two guys was very fast, and the few little girls and Hu Che were dazzled for a while.
Not long after, Chu came back from the door, his hair was messy like a chicken nest. Qingli was also miserable, it stood on Chu's shoulder, and the feathers on its body kept falling off as Chu moved forward.
Warbler~~~ Qingli's non-stop wail!
Ying~~~ Chu also learned to make a "chirping" sound.
Here are the bird languages:
"Oh, I know, I know, I won't touch your ass in the future!"
"Do you still have the face to say, this bird has been dominating for so many years, and has always appeared in front of everyone with a handsome and mighty image. You slap my ass in front of a few little kids, is there still a handsome and unyielding image of this bird?"
"Qingli, you said it yourself, you are all over your body, where has Lao Tzu not seen it!"
"Stinky boy, what are you talking about! This bird has a lot of wings, you can see a fart! No, fart, it all depends on whether this bird wants to let it go!"
"Isn't it a race face, you Northeast bird!"
"Stinky boy, who are you with? This bird is the Northeast bird, what can you do?"
"I repeat, I was wrong, I won't touch your ass in the future. Can you smell the smell and help Lao Tzu guard that lonely grave?"
"Don't you have to fight with this attitude? I don't give you some color to see, you really think this bird is a vegetarian, huh!"
"Oh yes, I'll let you scream. If I find anything wrong with that lonely grave, I'll have to come back and pluck out your bird feathers!"
"Phew, who are you scared, is this bird scared?"
End of Bird Talk!
Ying~~~ A long roar! Qingli took off instantly, and countless feathers scattered in the air, and I don't know how much nutrition Qingli needs to supplement to make up these feathers.
Maybe Qingli used too much force, or maybe it was some revenge, a piece of bird fell on Chu's hair! Chu looked up at the air, thinking that next time he would definitely pluck a few more hairs from it!
"You and the birds。。。。。。 Haven't done it yet?" Hu Che hesitated.
"Shut your beak!"
"You just yelled at Qingli for a long time, are you talking bird language?" Everything was new to Hu Che.
"Shut your beak!"
"Haha, haha, I'm laughing to death, ahaha!" Laughter is easy to infect the people around him! Hu Che's unbridled laughter made the four sisters of the "Tianzi Group" couldn't help but laugh. At this time, Chu didn't care about the image anymore, and laughed with everyone.
"Everyone's laughed enough, right?
"Yes, Childe!"
"We have to go now, you know the training plan for the evening, and I'll come back tomorrow to see if you're improving!"
"Yes, Childe!"
Chu asked the four of them to stay in the courtyard, and he and Hu Che rode back on the two big black wolves. On the way! Chu told Hu Che about the forest ranger! Hu Che was speechless for a long time with the notebook. According to Chu's description, Uncle Huang was pierced with more than a dozen blood holes, and many bones were broken all over his body. He clenched his fists as he listened.
It turns out that this mountain village is not peaceful, but someone is silently guarding it!"I want to go and see Uncle Huang!" Hu Che's voice was very low.
"I'll take you there when I get a chance. Chu patted Hu Che on the shoulder.
"Well, I want to learn kung fu from you!"
"Got it?"
"Yes, figured it out!"
"Well, I'll take you deeper into the cave later. You have to learn not only kung fu, but also fighting! There are many, many things that you need to learn! However, you must remember that the more you learn, the greater the responsibility on your shoulders!"
Hu Che clenched his fists and punched his thigh twice. That's him strengthening his will to train!
The big black wolf sent the two to the old place and left. Chu and Hu Che walked through the big mountain field, and vaguely saw the lights of the farmers in the village. What a quiet village, many people should have slept!
On the quiet street, there were only Chu and Hu Che. They did not speak and walked lightly, as if they were afraid of disturbing the rest of the villagers. Approaching the mouth of an alley, the two figures separated, and each walked into the depths of the alley!
Bang! A loud chestnut!"Where did you run to play again?" Grandpa Chu smashed down a chestnut the moment he saw Chu!
"Oh, grandpa, why are you hitting me on the head again! I have to get rid of your beard today! Chu began to look for his grandfather's beard non-stop.
"You little bastard, you want to go to heaven!"
"Grandpa, you're scolding my dad!"
Bang! Another chestnut with a loud memory!"Obviously his own fault, he still didn't admit it, and he was scolded with Lao Tzu!" Chu Qi's appearance speed was not slow at all, especially in terms of beating children, he was definitely looking for opportunities all the time.
"Daddy, why don't you beat me on the head! I won't marry you a daughter-in-law in the future!"
"Do you like to marry or not!Lao Tzu didn't bother to pay attention to it!" Chu Qi was still very satisfied with the fact that he could beat his son.
Bang! A chestnut with an exceptionally loud voice! Chu subconsciously held his head, and then realized that it didn't hurt, this time it wasn't himself.
"Dad, why are you beating me, aren't you teaching this stinky boy a lesson!" Chu Qi hugged his head, feeling very aggrieved.
"I don't know how to teach him a lesson! Lao Tzu can teach him, but you can't! That's my grandson, what should I do if I break it!"
"Oh, that's my son. With a long sigh, Chu Qi ran back into the house again!
"Haha, haha, I'm laughing to death!Let you bully me!Haha, haha!" Chu smiled and leaned back and forth! Seeing his grandfather's hand raised again, he hurriedly dodged to the side! "Grandpa, grandpa, I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't fight anymore, you won't dare in the future!"
"Hurry up and wash your face and go to sleep!" "Where would Grandpa Chu really beat him!"
"Okay, grandpa!" Chu stood by the faucet in the courtyard and thought about the big fat man of the Hu family not far away. "Fatty, you have to practice hard, and it's best to dive out late at night. In this way, I don't have to go home and be beaten by my grandfather!"
At this moment, in the courtyard of the Hu family, the fat man was kneeling on the ground. Hu Che's father held a stick in his hand, scolding and beating at the same time! That scene was much worse than Chu's!