Chapter 55: None of this is a dream

Tian Tian woke up, she patted the back of my hand, "You promise her! She was right just now, although I don't know what you two have experienced, but look at the shocking scars on her body, she has paid more for you than I have paid for you, I am willing to accept her proposal, I am just a mortal......" Speaking of this, she choked up, I picked her up, patted her back, and she cried," I don't want to lose you, I've been in love with you since the first time I saw you, I'm willing to do anything for you, I don't know why, but I just can't control myself. Bai Ye walked up to her, "Good sister, don't worry, your child is my child, we will definitely live happily together." ”

"It's fake, it's fake. ”

I looked at them mockingly, "Your two scenes are a bit too much, aren't they?" They looked at me with strange expressions, Tian Tian asked curiously, "What is too fake, what kind of play?" I pointed at them, "I mean you two are acting too fake." I can't watch it for a long time, you two are still acting here, it's really not good if you're not professional. I've watched so many TV series, and those actresses who acted in bad movies have better acting skills than the two of you. ”

As soon as I finished saying this, a darkness enveloped me, and in this darkness I could not see anything.

Suddenly, a beam of light from nowhere hit a chair in front of me, and there was a person sitting on the chair, unable to see his face clearly, "You made this world?"

I walked towards him as I spoke, but found that I couldn't get to that person, and the man said in unison, "I wanted to watch a few more episodes of beautiful romantic dramas, but I didn't expect the main actor to be reluctant to act, and I blamed that damn bedbug." Seeing that I couldn't get to him no matter how I walked, I simply stood down, "Why did you bring me into this world?" He smiled, "What? Isn't this world good? In the world I created, I can give you all kinds of love, I can give you supreme rights, and I can give you endless glory and wealth." I can make you the king of this world. As he spoke, he snapped his fingers, and a hole appeared behind me, and outside the hole was Bai Ye and Tian Tian's cordial call, "As long as you go out from here, your memories will be erased, and you can get anything you want in this world, power, money, status, women, everything." ”

"I'm going back to the world I was from. He snorted, "What's so good about that world? It's full of intrigues and tricks, and you're just a pawn in someone else's hands in that world, and you're the kind of pawn you can throw away at will." ”

I pointed to the world outside the cave, "Then I don't want to be a puppet or another chess piece in the world you created." He laughed, laughing very loudly, "There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell for you to break into, you don't know how to cherish such a good opportunity, it seems that you deserve to be a cheap life, tens of thousands of years, every time it's the same." As he spoke, a hole appeared under my feet, and I fell into free fall, "Get out! I'm going to see how far you can go." ”

When I opened my eyes again, I was sitting in a dark room.

"Where is this?" I asked, grabbing me with one hand, "Oh my God, Brother Tianyu, you're finally awake." I looked around and couldn't see anything, "Who are you?

The hand shook me, "I'm Zhang Tianxiang! Brother Tianyu, you forgot, we were caught by ghosts and sent to the underworld, and we both died." ”

I subconsciously touched my right hand, the iron gloves were still on my hand, it turned out that it was not a dream, I really came back from another world.

I stood up excitedly, "Five Heavenly Spirits, Flame Explosion!"

A burst of flames exploded directly in the house, burning the papier-mΓ’chΓ© house to the ground, and the outside suddenly opened up. Zhang Tianxiang followed behind me, "Brother Tianyu, it turns out that you have such a powerful spell, why can't you use it on the road?"

I ignored him, but made my way to the cell gate, where several of the ghosts in charge of guarding him ran away. I went all the way to Hades' office, "Why did you send us to hell? Didn't you say last time that I didn't live a long life?"

Hades stood up and poked his head out from the huge desk, Zhang Tianxiang was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, and he didn't dare to raise his head, "Why are you kid again? Who arrested you?" I said a tall thin man in a white suit more than two meters tall and a black-faced man who was shorter than me and wore a black suit.

When the king of Hades heard this, "The two of them are responsible for the soul of Lin Yuerou this time, did they recognize the wrong person?" As soon as I heard it, isn't Lin Yuerou a woman? No, I suddenly remembered that Xiao Jie had asked me to do something before, saying that Lin Yuerou's life was approaching, and he hoped to transfer his soul to me temporarily, and he would find a way to change the book of life and death. Later, he also disappeared, and so many things happened, I forgot about it, it seems that Xiao Jie still did something.

"My business is wrong, so is his lifespan also coming?" I pointed at Zhang Tianxiang, and the king of Hades turned on the computer, "No problem, he drove Lin Yuerou to death, so I asked Impermanence to arrest the two of them." Zhang Tianxiang shouted: "I have been driving carefully when I am so big, I have never driven fast, and I have even killed people, please see what the king of Yama will see!" ”

I don't know where two ghosts floated out of nowhere, and Zhang Tianxiang dragged him back, I quickly stretched out my hand to stop it, "Hades, it's not that serious! There must be a misunderstanding in this matter, I was arrested with him, I was wronged, how could he collide with someone and get into a car accident?"

A screen was erected in front of Hades's desk, and the picture displayed in it was Zhang Tianxiang riding a motorcycle on the highway, and for some unknown reason, the motorcycle skidded and flew out of the original route, crashing into a red sedan coming in the opposite direction. happened to hit the main driver's seat of the red car, unless this person is a Da Luo Immortal, otherwise he is 100% dead. Zhang Tianxiang didn't have this memory at all, but the video screen was right in front of him, and he couldn't say anything else.

"If this video is true, how did I get here?" I asked Hades, who snapped a button on my desk, and a passage appeared under my feet, and I slid out of it. When I came to the street, it was still the gray sky of the underworld, didn't I go through the ghost gate again? This time it was still early for the Qingming Festival.

But my worries are superfluous, a little girl from afar and a little girl jumped over, "Yu'er, why are you here?" Yu'er looked up at me, "Big brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, you are getting better and better." I looked at her curiously, "What do you see?" Yu'er nodded, "Of course." I looked at the unattractive little girl in front of me, "Is there something wrong with you coming here?" Yu'er nodded, "Of course there is something, and it's a big deal." "I asked her what was the matter, and she told me to go with her.

Such a young girl actually has a car, she sat just right, and I sat on it It looked very crowded, Yu'er asked me to endure it, and I was there soon. The car came all the way to a bridge without hindrance, and many people lined up on the bridge. Yu'er found a place to park the car, I got out of the car and stretched, "Where are we?"

Yu'er pointed to the queue and said to me: "This is the Nai He Bridge, after crossing the Nai He Bridge, drinking my soup, you can be reincarnated as a human being." I crossed my waist and stared at her, "You won't let me come too, will you?" Yu'er patted my chest, "You can rest assured, someone greeted me, I'll give you a back door, the team doesn't have to line up, and you don't need to drink the soup, but you have to choose one of these six doors, as for which one you choose, it depends on your creation." ”

I asked if I couldn't go through these six gates?Yu'er nodded, "It's okay, but you may not be used to the food we eat here, and we don't have a place for you to live here, and more importantly, if you don't go from here, you can only wait for the day when the ghost door closes, and you can also choose to go out, but I don't recommend doing that, because that happened last time, and now there are several amazing heroic souls guarding there, and with your current behavior, I'm afraid you will only be beaten." ”

"Then I can ask you, who gave me this back door from you? I'll go out and thank him in person. "Actually, if you don't guess, you know, ninety-nine percent is Xiao Jie, and the remaining one percent is nothing to guess, but Yu'er seems to know what I'm thinking, and the speed of light slapped me in the face, "It's not Xiao Jie!" "I really can't remember who it is, there is no one I know in the underworld? Could it be Xiao Jie's brother, Lin Yuan? I said Lin Yuan's name again, and she denied it." I can't think of anyone else.

Under the leadership of Yu'er, I came to the so-called six reincarnations, and I looked at the six identical doors in front of me, "Do you have any good recommendations?" Yu'er shook her head, "I don't know, let's get one! "Looking at Yu'er's beaten expression, I really wanted to push her into one of the doors.

"Is there any consequence if I go in, will it regenerate from someone else's belly?" Yu'er shook her head slowly, she didn't seem to want to answer my question, I gritted my teeth, pushed open the first door and entered, a huge suction force pulled me straight in, and the scene in front of me was dazzling. I put my heart horizontally, "Five Heavenly Spirits, Earth Wall." A huge earthen wall dragged me down, and I looked at the scene before me, a desolate desert that could not be more desolate, "Is this too random!

"It's not like you're going to have a baby, are you?I'm sorry to take your family's quota, let's work hard next time!" When I reappeared, I had already come to a village in the suburbs, which was Ah Liang's second aunt's house before the Chinese New Year. Fortunately, it was night, otherwise someone would have been scared to death if someone came out of the soil for some reason. And the iron glove on my right hand turned into an iron ring, "It's not going to get smaller and smaller, and finally disappear, right?"

I saw the van and knew they must be there. The gate of the courtyard was unlocked, so I pushed the door straight into the room, and the two of them looked at me drunkenly.

Suddenly, two people jumped up like startled rabbits and ran in front of me, "Brother Tianyu, are you back?Where have you been for so many days?" Ah Liang took my hand, "It's all my fault, it's all my fault, if it weren't for me, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened." Applejack also looked embarrassed, "Actually, I should be blamed, if I hadn't drunk that day, how could I have taken that taxi, if I hadn't taken a taxi, there would have been no such thing." At the root, it's still my fault. ”

I patted them on the shoulder, "Don't complain to each other, aren't I coming back?" I'm starving to death, if you two have anything to eat or drink, bring them all." ”

The two of them hurried to prepare, I still had a lot of stock before the Chinese New Year, plus they bought several boxes of instant noodles, which made me have a full meal. I didn't suffer in vain for these days.