Zhang Dafa saw Zhao Ping'an ignoring him, and his fighting spirit became more and more excited, the road of apprenticeship cannot be achieved overnight, otherwise why from ancient times to the present, whether it is the head of various sects or the famous rangers, there are basically no apprentices or only two or three. This further illustrates that it is very difficult to worship a good master, but once you worship it, it is equivalent to mining a gold mine, and from then on, the road of cultivation will be smooth, and you will easily become a hero, and you will be happy and happy to reach the peak, and your life will be happy and worry-free.

When Zhang Dafa thought of his happy life in the future, he gritted his teeth and his heart was horizontal. Shame is lighter than a feather and heavier than Mount Tai, in order to worship such a super master as a teacher, learn a good martial arts, and from now on uphold justice for the benefit of the people and lose face, it is really a shame, there is nothing to care about at all.

Thinking that he was not simply apprenticed now, but accumulating strength for the sake of the universe and peace, Zhang Dafa felt that he was full of passionate fighting spirit. He twisted his fat but flexible body, and jumped on the front of the car in one fell swoop.

Zhao Ping'an only felt that a greasy ball of pork belly fell from the sky, and it smashed into the glass like this, and the entire body was smashed.

Zhang Dafa's greasy pig face was stuck to the glass like this, and his facial features were squeezed together because of the pressure. But his mouth kept opening and closing, revealing his big yellow teeth. Zhao Ping'an felt that his chest was stuffy, as if the overnight meal he had eaten last night was about to be vomited.

"Oh my god! I've seen ugly things, but I've never seen anything so ugly. I guess if his appearance is the bottom line for judging ugliness and beauty, then Sister Feng is also a beauty, and she is also a big beauty!" Zhao Ping'an was frightened enough, and hurriedly urged Tang Bo to drive away.

Zhang Dafa finally caught such a master, how could he watch him slip away from him. In order to save the world, it is not hesitant to sacrifice one's personal image. So Zhang Dafa put his mouth on the glass and shouted desperately: "Master, master, you can take me as an apprentice! I have wonderful roots and talents! I am a martial arts wizard that I have never met in a hundred years, and I also have my own way to open up the second vein of Xuandu。。。。。。 ”

"Holy, what the hell. ”

Even Uncle Tang, who has always been calm and composed, and has obviously seen a big scene at a glance, was frightened enough by Zhang Dafa's super terrifying appearance. Hurry up with the soles of your feet, slam on the accelerator, and escape.

Zhang Dafa rolled off the car and fell heavily to the ground, if he was an ordinary person, he would have to fall this time. But of course Zhang Dafa will not be an ordinary person, as far as the circle of fat like annual rings on his body is concerned, he seems to have his own safety wherever he goes. Therefore, after falling from the car, Zhang Dafa did not feel any discomfort at all.

On the contrary, his desire to seek a teacher has once again swelled to a high degree, what is a superior person? A superior person is a cold and arrogant, unconfined to the world, and incomprehensible. Zhao Ping'an not only fully satisfies the three characteristics of a master, but also has a pair of discerning eyes and can recognize heroes. At a glance, he can see that he is talented and has a deep foundation of internal skills. is a good seedling for martial arts, so he will let himself fall down so fearlessly.

What is the relationship between heroes and heroes, is it sympathy! The master of the family has obviously seen his extraordinary strength, and driving away is not to express refusal, but to see how sincere he is.

As soon as he figured out this profound meaning, Zhang Dafa thought about it again. Immediately remembered the Journey to the West that he had read when he was a child, in which Sun Wukong's master wanted to teach him some stunts such as seventy-two changes, wasn't it just the news that was transmitted to him when he hit his hand?

After figuring out this relationship, Zhang Dafa was as excited as Columbus discovered the New World. couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar: "Hahaha, the time has come for me Zhang Dafa to rise!"

Although Zhang Dafa's demonic voice attracted sideways glances from passers-by, how could he, who was thick-skinned enough to PK the Great Wall, care about these small cases. Zhang Da trembled and his plump body got up from the ground, then pulled out the mobile phone that had also crushed the screen, and dialed a series of numbers that he already knew by heart.

"Hey, fatty, which girl has fallen into blood mold again, and has been targeted by your stinky and shameless person?"

If Zhao Ping'an was still at the scene now, after hearing this man's voice, he would definitely slap his thigh hard, and then said loudly: "This person's kidney is missing, this is a disease, it must be cured!" "Monkey, what nonsense are you talking about." Could it be that you fat brother and I are such a filthy person in your heart? It's as if I call you every day, and I don't have anything else to do except ask you to help me pick up girls. ”

Zhang Dafa spat twice on his hand and rearranged his already messy hairstyle. Just kidding, I took the gentleman's route, not only to be gentle in speech and demeanor, but also to clean up in appearance. His motto is: I'd rather endure the chaos in the world than a messy hairstyle.

Zhang Dafa kept complaining about Tang Xiaoyu's beautiful little face in his heart, and kept complaining that he was really careless in making friends, looking at the quality of his friends, he opened his mouth and closed his mouth all day long. Is it true that in this life, we have to waste our time in such boring things as picking up girls? Except for the crazy pursuit of goddesses, people can't live their limited lives with infinite value?

Now the world is really declining, and people's hearts are not ancient. Like myself, a kind-hearted, simple-hearted, for everyone, sacrificing a small family, dangerous words and deeds, and sacrificing oneself for others, are really rare, and there are so few that people are chilling.

There was a two-minute silence on the other end of the phone, Zhang Dafa put the phone to his ear, and some scolding could be faintly heard. It is estimated that the monkey really couldn't listen to him and pretended to be limitless there, and he didn't dare to complain in front of him, so he had to scold a few words behind his back first, and vent his evil anger.

The monkey is Zhang Dafa's good brother who has played since he was a child, and basically the monkey participates in whatever bad things Zhang Dafa does.

For example, Zhang Dafa Tao stole Jin Yong's novel collection in the novel store, and the monkey put on fucking maternity clothes to help him hide "Dragon Babu"; Zhang Dafa stole the doorman Lao Zhang's dog in the Shaolin Temple Wenwu Academy to eat, and the monkey helped him sharpen his knife; Zhang Dafa returned from learning martial arts to challenge the senior seniors, and was beaten by others so that his nose and face were swollen, and he ran back to the kindergarten in his community and went crazy, saying that he would beat the invincible opponents of the whole school. The monkey quietly bought a bucket of lollipops for each child, and helped Zhang Dafa successfully promote to the first master of Chunyang Kindergarten in the community; every time Zhang Dafa saw a girl, the monkey would find his father at the public security bureau and help him find out the girl's identity, address, and telephone.

Then he ran to the girl's way home every day, and asked Zhang Dafa to come over to save the beauty heroically, and he was killed by his 200-pound ape Taishan, who went home and suffered internal injuries and rested for three weeks。。。。。。 Therefore, the monkey felt that he had gone through so many ups and downs with him, and he didn't dare to guarantee anything else, but Zhang Dafa was definitely not a good thing, but he dared to put his life on the line to guarantee it. Now I heard that the man was sanctimonious, full of nonsense, and spoke of himself so highly. There are only two words in the monkey's heart: to die.

"Fatty, I still don't know your virtue? Don't sell it to me again, what's the matter with me this time?"

"Hehe, look at what you said, can't you find a good brother if you have nothing to do, contact and contact feelings?" Zhang Dafa suddenly remembered that he could pretend to be forced in various ways outside, but in front of his closest good brother, pretending to be forced was looking for death. Because often the people closest to you have seen enough of your ugliest appearance, and know that you have a lot of ugly things. As soon as the monkey heard Zhang Dafa say this, he immediately felt a cool breeze blowing on his back, and every time Zhang Dafa called his "good brother" to talk about the old days, he was going to act, and his ribs were crushed several times.

"Big brother, I beg you, don't look for me, the ribs that were crushed by you last time haven't grown yet. My dad said that the reason why I don't gain weight by tons of food every day is because a little fat is squeezed out like oil by you. ”

Zhang Dafa also knew that the last time he asked a monkey to play in order to soak Tang Mengmeng, but as soon as he saw the goddess in distress, he immediately lost his mind regardless of it, and almost didn't beat the monkey to death. I felt a little guilty in my heart, and I immediately blushed, and I was obviously a little lacking in confidence when I spoke.

"Okay, okay, monkey, I know I went too far last time, and I'll invite you to drink when you're well. This time, fat brother, I am really in a hurry to find you, but if you put your heart in your stomach, I will never ask you to act, just ask you to help me check someone. ”

When the monkey heard that the fat man didn't let him act, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, just don't act, at least you don't have to be beaten.

"Fatty, weren't you still obsessed with Tang Mengmeng a few days ago, and you were about to go crazy?

"Who said that I changed my goal, Goddess Tang Mengmeng is the only true love in my life, and I will never betray her no matter what. The person I want you to check for me is called Zhao Ping'an, who is the bodyguard of the Tang family, and his kung fu is super good. ”

When it comes to Zhao Ping'an's superb martial arts, Zhang Dafa is like an adolescent girl, with peach blossoms in his eyes.

"Zhao Ping'an, scholar, good kung fu, fat man, even if you can't soak Tang Xiaoyu, you won't be stimulated like this, and you won't even forget your own sexual orientation." Big brother, your Zhang family has been passed down for three generations, but you are the only seedling.

You must not follow the trend of the world and become a. ”

Monkey may have seen too many island country love action movies recently, and the whole person's mind has been reversed. Now he heard that Zhang Dafa, who had always been only interested in beautiful women, suddenly paid attention to a man, and excitedly praised this man for his "good kung fu", which was simply too blood-spurting.