Chapter 167: Real Food, All Natural
No wonder you resigned, and you were so happy, obviously you were unofficial and light! I knew that Liu Laosan didn't hold back his fart...... Lin Feng complained, and he couldn't wait to abandon the official and run away.
"Hey, you can't say that!"
Liu Chunqiao raised his eyebrows, and then said:
"You stupid, these things don't happen every day, some don't happen once a month or two.
Moreover, as a man, you have special benefits......"
Lin Feng smiled bitterly and said:
"What's the matter?"
Liu Chunqiao stuck out his tongue and said in a coquettish voice:
"First, condoms and contraceptives are distributed regularly, and second, every year women have a physical examination, and you have to be present to guide the work.
Hehe, you can also enjoy the beautiful scenery by the way. Anyway, your kid is full of crooked thoughts, and he likes to pull sheepskin with women the most!"
"Hehe, what's the in the village?" Lin Feng smiled helplessly.
"Yes, there's a lot more! There are so many difficult things that I don't know where to start. Liu Chunqiao sighed and said.
Lin Feng thought to himself:
His mother's Liu Laosan made it clear that he was giving himself a problem. But how can the people of the Lao Lin family be afraid of difficulties, it is their own tradition to face difficulties!
"What's so difficult about this, I don't believe it yet, you say it and tell me!"
"Just say it, you'll find out sooner or later anyway. You also know how I got here, right? The guy surnamed Wang made excuses and said that the family planning problem in our village was not good.
In fact, this is not him talking nonsense, the situation in our village is really complicated, there are several superborn guerrillas!"
Lin Feng thought about it in his heart, superbirth was indeed quite serious. Although the country has let go of the second child, it does not mean that you can give birth casually.
And the people in the village are patriarchal, and the feudal mentality is deeply rooted. Some families gave birth to two daughters and wanted a son to inherit the lineage, so they gave birth secretly.
"Indeed, it's like the ...... of Liu Chunyang's family and Wang Dong's family. Is there anything else else going on?" Lin Feng listened exhausted, and then asked.
"Of course there is! For example, if you beat your wife, He Gousheng and their house, do you dare to go? Even if you go, can you manage it?
In addition, several widows in the village are in need of condolences and care. Hehe, it's not uncommon for me to care about them, and if you go, it's welcome. Ha... Hah..."Liu Chunqiao said with a smile.
The more Lin Feng listened, the bigger his head became, and he was about to break the jar, so he took the trouble to ask:
"Weakly ask, is there anything else?"
"In addition, there must be no such thing as buying and selling women, this is expressly forbidden by the above, but our village is too poor and there are too many bachelors, and many daughters-in-law are bought from outside, so you have to take care of this matter, but it seems that this matter is the most difficult to manage, people have spent money, who will hand over the daughter-in-law!"
Liu Chun thought for a long time, shook his head and said:
"I can't think of it, I don't think so! That's all I can think of. That's it, it's enough for you to worry, you just wait to worry about it, get tired, and don't please......!
Lin Feng gritted his teeth and said fiercely:
"It's okay, I don't believe it, there is still the Flame Mountain that my Lin Feng can't pass. Isn't that all, when I get acquainted with it, I'll be able to do it!
By the way, where does the money come from for our women's work?"
"Hey, here's the problem. There are a lot of things to do with women's work, but there is not a dime of funding! I have told the Women's Federation about this, but there is no clear answer from above. ”
"Then our village committee, do you have any money?" Lin Feng asked curiously.
"Our village?"
Liu Chunqiao said with a smile:
"You should know very well the economic situation of our village! But you should ask Wu Li how much money you have in the village, she is the accountant of the village.
We don't usually have a good relationship, and she never told me about it again. However, even if you have money, you won't use it for this!"
"No, in this regard, what should I use it for?" Lin Feng asked with a confused expression.
"Knowingly, didn't you see the situation the night before? There were so many people in the town, and Village Chief Liu spent a lot of money on a feast at home!
Where did the money come from? Do you want the village chief to pay out of his own pocket? What you think is so beautiful, of course, it comes from the village's account!"
"Oh, that's what happened!" Lin Feng suddenly realized.
As she was talking, accountant Wu Li walked in from outside with a bunch of keys in her hand, raised her eyebrows and said:
"Yo, what are you two talking about? It's a lot of fun, Sister Chunqiao, I see that you have been dismissed, and you don't seem to be angry at all?
Instead, it's even more energetic, why is that?"
Liu Chunqiao smiled and said:
"I didn't talk about anything, just talking about the women in the village! I told Lin Feng just now that among these women in the village, Wu Li is the most beautiful.
And the twin peaks are the biggest, so let that thing accompany you, don't get any diseases, such as breast cancer......!
"Hey, aren't you cursing me! I've been healthy even though I'm big.
Lin Feng, you don't have to worry about me. My man massages me every day, you still worry about your daughter-in-law!"
Wu Li and Liu Chunqiao have always been at odds, and the two are always fighting so openly and secretly......
Lin Feng looked at Wu Li and found that she was indeed very beautiful. With a slender waist and round hips, the dark green dress is like a lotus leaf wet with water, clinging to the snow-white skin.
The black hair is thick and long, and the backbone of the face is lined with two curved thin eyebrows. With rose-colored red lips, no matter how you look at it, she is a stunning beauty.
In front of the V-neck, a beautiful ravine is revealed. The pair of bulging and thick twin peaks in front of him hung tremblingly on his chest, and there was a kind of arrogant charm in an instant, quietly exuding......
"That's right, I just don't know if it's fake?" Lin Feng licked his tongue and said poorly.
"Just kidding! Can I be fake?"
Wu Li was suddenly a little unhappy, pointed to her chest and said:
"I'm a genuine, all-natural product!"
"That's not a product, it's called food!" Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Go, go, even if it's food, I won't give it to you!
"Hmph, I'm going to have to eat two bites sooner or later, I don't believe it, let's walk and see......" Lin Feng smiled evilly.
"Stinky boy, don't play hooligan!" Wu Li scolded with a charming smile.
She also likes to quarrel with Lin Feng, pouted, took a notebook from the drawer and was about to go out. When he arrived at the door, he suddenly turned around and said:
"By the way, Lin Feng, it seems that there are people in your house, and there are quite a few!"