Chapter 416: A Cowardly Pervert
Chen Wenjin came out after eating rice noodles, but he didn't see the ribs, it seems that the ribs tracked Xiao Xiao when he was not around.
Xiao Xiao frequently looked at the situation outside the store, and said with palpitations: "It feels terrible to be stared at in the dark. ”
"Forget about him, I'll take care of it. ”
Xiao Xiao looked at him, suddenly smiled, and without waiting for Chen to ask, he said, "Without you, would I have died a long time ago?"
"Why did you say this suddenly?" Chen Wenjin thought that if it weren't for him, Xiao Xiao would not have encountered the danger before, because of him, Xiao Xiao and Wang Shuai's interest in the car was aroused too early, and there was the matter of Qinghe, and then there was the disaster of driving out of control.
Because of the calamity brought about by the influence of the power of his fate, it is natural for him to solve it.
"I always felt like you had given me a second life. So, of course, I'm not afraid of ribs anymore, but the feeling of being stared at is unsettling. Xiao Xiao said, wiping the sweat oozing from his forehead with a piece of paper, and said puzzledly: "Why do you have to eat so spicy......
"You don't have to think about it, you have to think about it - if you didn't know me, you wouldn't have been interested in cars earlier, you wouldn't have gone to Qinghe, and you wouldn't have had an accident while driving. Chen Wenjin was only afraid that this kind of thought would make Xiao Xiao have psychological suggestion, although in fact, this kind of autosuggestion has existed for a long time and is difficult to dispel.
"Obviously, I was in a bad state during that time, and I like to vent my emotions in the car. Xiao Xiao didn't accept this statement, otherwise Franklin would have to be blamed if he was electrocuted. "Don't talk about this, I'll be driving in a while, and I'm going to take Ami. ”
"Okay. Chen Wenjin will not argue, if Xiao Xiao has the memories before and after the influence of fate, he will understand that it is really related to him.
Chen Wenjin accompanied Xiao Xiao back to the community to drive, and suddenly heard her shouting in confusion, then looked at the driver's seat and said, "What is that? Who spit out the phlegm? It doesn't look like it......
Chen Wenjin saw some light-colored milky white, and he just wanted to pull out the ribs and beat them for a while......
Do you use the power of fate for this?
Chen Wenjin felt that it was too embarrassing, and it was estimated that if Xiao Xiao knew the truth, he would have to change the driver's seat to feel comfortable.
Pork ribs are really annoying!
Xiao Xiao looked at him suspiciously, and then suddenly began to retreat......
Chen Wenjin stood next to the car, waiting, waiting......
Until he saw the ribs backwards back to Xiao Xiao's car, sat in the car for a while, and ...... everywhere in the car
This is a psychopath!
Chen Wenjin is sure and sure - the ribs are really not cleaned up!
The force of the counter-motion of matter continues......
Chen Wenjin found out that the ribs slept in the car all night!
It was probably because the car had just driven in, and the community security guards here didn't know who the owner was, so they didn't drive and interrogate the ribs.
Or maybe the security guard went to bed early and didn't come in to patrol.
After all, it is an old community, the number of security personnel is not large, and there is nothing happening on weekdays, so it is not surprising to be lazy.
Chen Wenjin estimated that the time was almost up, looked at his watch, and the time returned to half past six in the morning, so he walked downstairs to Xiao Xiao and called her while calling her.
At this time, Xiao Xiao had already woken up, she was used to eating breakfast on time, Aunt Huang at home would call her to get up at half past six to wash, after breakfast, if she still wanted to sleep, lie down and make up for sleep.
Xiao Xiao is not in charge of this matter, her parents attach great importance to breakfast, Aunt Huang bears the responsibility and does not dare not shout, Xiao Xiao does not want to talk to her parents on the phone and receive education' for this, not to mention that in the final analysis, it is for the sake of her stomach, and it is really unreasonable to oppose it.
"Why is it early? Didn't you sleep late last night?" Xiao Xiao had just woken up, and he was very puzzled when he received Chen Wenjin's call.
"Change into simple clothes, go downstairs, and show you the perverts. Chen Wenjin could have dealt with the problem of pork ribs directly, considering such a fresh metamorphosis, Xiao Xiao would definitely be curious, since he had met it, he should appreciate it together, after all, it could also make Xiao Xiao add a little bizarre experience, which was also an unavoidable experience.
"Soon!" Xiao Xiao was very curious, but he didn't ask so much on the phone, he washed and changed his clothes after hanging up the phone, and the selection of clothes didn't delay much, and he chose a very safe style that Chen Wenjin said he liked very much.
Aunt Huang heard the movement and asked her strangely, "Xiao Xiao, where are you going so early?"
"Go downstairs for a walk and come back in a moment. ”
"Don't be too long, eat breakfast on time. Aunt Huang hurriedly reminded that although the two of them were here, they didn't dare to be sloppy about breakfast, in case Xiao Xiao's mother knew, it would be regarded as a matter of principle, and she would be punished with a bonus or dismissed.
"I'll be back in a minute. Xiao Xiao agreed to close the door, looked down from the probe railing, Chen Wenjin was waving at her, suddenly smiled and waved, and walked down quickly.
As soon as they met, Xiao Xiao's suppressed curiosity could no longer be suppressed. "What the hell is going on? I wasn't prepared at all. ”
"You'll find out in a moment, so let's keep it a little mysterious. Chen Wenjin pulled Xiao Xiao straight to the place where she parked, and then probed from the side of another van at a suitable angle.
Xiao Xiao saw a person lying in her car, and couldn't help but have a question mark on her face. "It's not like a bum, it's clean. ”
"Ribs. Chen Wenjin glanced at the time, estimated that it was almost over, and reminded: "Don't be too surprised for a while, next, Mr. Pork Ribs will show us - a perverted state of behavior." ”
Xiao Xiao was aroused, looking forward to it, but also couldn't help but speculate how perverted it was, thinking about it, he was inexplicably a little nervous, and couldn't help but hug Chen Wenjin's arms tighter.
It didn't take a few minutes for the ribs to wake up.
Apparently not sleeping comfortably in the car, the ribs scratched at the hair, and scratched the mosquito-bitten and itchy part of the arm.
Ribs sat up, about a lot more sober, and immediately began to reach out and touch the steering wheel, touched it, and sniffed it, and looked intoxicated......
"Why didn't the car call the police?" Xiao Xiao was shocked, he really didn't understand where the ribs came from to be so perverted, what was on the steering wheel? nothing!
"Don't worry, it's not over yet. Chen Wenjin was also puzzled, let's not talk about the wine glass last time, Xiao Xiao hasn't touched this steering wheel for a long time, what else can it taste like except for the smell of skin?
The ribs smelled for a while, and suddenly looked up left and right, but there was no one in sight, and there was no one in the main driver's seat.
Xiao Xiao asked softly with a disgusted face, "He even smells the seat?"
Chen Wenjin pulled Xiao Xiao closer, closer - and then Xiao Xiao saw it, the ribs were not smelling, they were licking the seat!
Xiao Xiao suddenly covered his mouth, nausea and nausea!
Chen Wenjin hurriedly pulled Xiao Xiao back to the van, Xiao Xiao couldn't bear it and said, "Don't look at it, it's too perverted!"
"Wait, I'm curious if he can be a little more perverted. Chen Wenjin said this, Xiao Xiao still turned his head to the side, not wanting to look at it, but after a while, when he heard Chen Wenjin shouting softly, he hurriedly looked around curiously, and saw that the ribs seemed to want to pee, holding a part the size of an eraser, and suddenly asked curiously: "That, is that part?"
"Yes. Chen Wenjin is sure.
"Why is it so different from the movie put by the butterfly...... Xiao Xiao felt blushing, but it was because she had watched the small movie played by the butterfly for a short time, as for the ribs between her fingers, she felt that the gap was incomprehensible, as if she was watching a strange thing, but she forgot to be embarrassed, and then asked in wonder: "What is he doing......?"
"Look at him and he's going to vomit on his seat, and you're waiting here. Chen Wenjin strode over, and when he was next to the car door, the ribs were still concentrating on fantasizing about a figure on the seat, completely unaware of the sudden danger next to him.
Chen Wenjin looked at the oily hair of the ribs, changed his attention, and didn't want to pull his hair, but grabbed his neck with one hand, grabbed the clothes on his back with one hand, and dragged the ribs out of the car!
The ribs were suddenly attacked, dragging his pants with one hand, and grabbing the car door with the other, but Chen Wenjin kicked his hand on the car door away, and the whole person was dragged out of the car, his butt fell to the ground, his feet were busy stepping on the ground, and he hurriedly stepped on the ground quickly and alternately, but he was still dragged and couldn't use his strength, and soon he fell to the ground, was dragged across the cement floor, dragged into the corridor, and pulled into the stairwell.
At this time, there was no monitoring equipment at all in the stairway of the old community, not even the entrance of the community.
Chen Wenjin fell with his hand, and the ribs suddenly hit his head on the ground, followed by a kick on the ribs' stomach and inner thighs.
Xiao Xiao followed in, stood by the handrail of the stairs and watched, he didn't feel that the ribs were miserable, he only regarded the perverted ribs as an alien in his heart, and he didn't feel that Chen Wenjin was beating someone, but that he was beating a humanoid alien.
Chen Wenjin hadn't kicked his feet for many moments, when he suddenly heard the ribs crying, his voice was full of fear, and he desperately begged around and said: "Don't fight! Please don't hit me, I know it's wrong! I don't dare anymore! Don't fight, I'm going to die if I hit again! I'm dying of pain! My leg hurts and I'm about to break......
Listening to the screams of the ribs, Xiao Xiao also said worriedly: "Chen Wenjin, don't beat him to death." ”
"It's all painful, and I didn't hit him, how can I die!" Chen Wenjin was originally on fire, listening to the miserable scream of the ribs, he knew that he was a person who couldn't stand the pain, and half of the anger was gone, stopped, looked at the appearance of the ribs, snot and tears flowing together, and said angrily: "It's been a long time, you perverted daring is so much?
The ribs hurriedly pulled up his pants, and the panic in his eyes seemed to be seen as if he had seen his most unbearable secret, especially when his eyes met Xiao Xiao, he hid even faster, and his face didn't dare to deviate a little in Xiao Xiao's direction.
Seeing him like this, Chen Wenjin was angry and funny, he originally planned to clean up properly, but found that the situation of the ribs was easier to deal with than he expected, so he didn't bother to talk to the ribs anymore, kicked over, pointed to the door of the stairway and said, "You can get out!" If you dare to appear in Xiao Xiao's line of sight again, I will pull your pants, tie your hands behind your back, and throw you to East Street for people to watch your eraser. ”
"Don't, don't! I don't dare! I don't dare anymore! I'll go now! I don't dare anymore, I really don't dare-" The ribs said busily, crawling and standing up, but his thighs hurt so badly that he couldn't get up once or twice, but he still pushed the door out of the stairwell with his hands on the ground and crawled on one leg, and he was still begging for mercy in his mouth, and he went farther and farther away......
Xiao Xiao asked a little worriedly, "He won't follow me anymore, right?"
"Not anymore. That guy has a strong inferiority complex about his body, so he was afraid of being seen, so I deliberately scared him to throw Dongjie onlookers next time, it was more terrible than anything for him. Chen Wenjin took Xiao Xiao's hand and walked out of the staircase, and there was no trace of the ribs.
Xiao Xiao was relieved a lot, looked at him, and said with a smile: "Thanks to you, let this pervert be targeted, I don't know what he will do!"
"It should. Chen Wenjin said this, and asked with a smile: "However, if you want to thank me, it is better to ...... when you take a bath."
"I've decided!Let's change cars!" Xiao Xiao directly interrupted him first, because she felt disgusting as long as she thought that the seat had been licked by the ribs, although it was okay to wash the car, but of course, changing the car was the best choice.
"This thanks, it's really flattering!" Chen Wenjin can still say that he will not change?