Chapter 442: I'm Such an Old Clever Ghost (Big Chapter)
The interval between the first surgery and the second surgery was as long as expected.
According to the news from Senior Brother Meng and Sun Yu, who were sticking to the front line, the anesthesia intern girl seemed to be really frightened.
The kind that requires psychological intervention.
So Pan anesthesia is a little anxious right now.
Patients, interns, and surgeons, one after another, gave him backstabs, who can withstand this!
The anesthesiology department is another place where there is a turnip and a pit, and the only mobile director of the anesthesiology department has also gone to room 22, so the progress of the operation in room 21 has come to a halt.
"Director ......"
Senior Brother Meng on the phone seemed a little cautious, ready to meet the storm from the big director at any time.
But unexpectedly, the big director didn't scold.
Just repeatedly instructed:
"If the old ...... next door Ahem, the director of the hepatobiliary surgery department came to find someone, you just let him come to my office to find me, don't let him harass Xiao Zhang.
Tell the interns, instrument nurses, and anesthesiology teachers that our surgeon configuration should not be leaked out today. ”
"Doot-doo-"
Listening to the busy sound in the microphone, Senior Brother Meng fell into a daze.
"Why aren't you angry?"
He couldn't figure it out.
Obviously, the director has a lot of opportunities, and what he hates the most is this kind of time-wasting behavior!
......
On the other side, the director of urology, who hung up the phone, locked his office door with his backhand and rushed into the stairwell.
Seeing that the elevator would not come to the seventh floor for a while, he waited for two seconds, turned around and strode towards the stairs.
Two minutes later, outside the office of the director of the Department of Gastroenterology, the two drug agents who had been expelled in half of the conversation looked at each other.
In the office, the two directors stared at each other.
"Isn't it Tuesday Surgery Day? Why didn't you come to me if you didn't stay in the operating room?"
The director of the Department of Gastroenterology looked a little surprised.
Although he and this old guy have been buddies since they were students, one later entered the surgical system and the other took root in the internal medicine system.
Although they often get together and brag about the mountains, they usually get off work at night.
I was on duty and suddenly came over.,It's really not a few times.。
The director of the Department of Gastroenterology rolled his eyes twice, and suddenly thought of something.
"What's the matter, a relative has an accident and wants to live in our group's hospital bed? It just so happens that we have an empty bed today, and two will be discharged tomorrow, you send the patient information, and I will arrange it for you!"
"Phew!"
The director of the Department of Urology sprayed the other party directly in the face.
"Your relatives are sick!
"Huh, what's the matter with you?"
Seeing that he was about to get up, the director of the Department of Urology waved his hand and interrupted directly.
"Don't fix those useless things, I'm looking for you today! Aren't you going to work on that kind of mirrorless project?
"You ......"
The director of the Department of Gastroenterology held a complaint in his chest, and he almost didn't take his breath.
But when he heard the other party mention this, his face couldn't help but become serious.
"He's still stuck with me, but thanks to Tianyang's blessing, I now have his handle in my hand and I'm fighting for it. However, he will definitely not be reconciled, and may have to tug at it for a while. ”
"Tsk!"
The chief of urology rolled his eyes.
"Your internal medicine system is troublesome, and there are too many factions. And you, a big director, don't even have the right to speak, it's too miserable!
Look at our surgery, what the senior doctor says is what it is, where is there so much bullshit and shit!"
After receiving a sentence, the face of the director of the Department of Gastroenterology immediately became resentful.
"What's the matter, what you're talking about is to come over and give me a meal?"
"That can't be!"
The director of the Department of Urology waved his hand again, "I'm here to help you!"
As he spoke, the chief of urology also lowered his voice slightly.
"Isn't the reason why you're stuck just because of the number of places in the program? There are no places in your gastroenterology department, but we still have them in the urology department this year!"
"What do you mean?"
The eyes of the director of the Department of Gastroenterology suddenly widened, "Cooperation?"
"Yes, cooperation! You have gastroscopy in the Department of Gastroenterology, and we have a laparoscope in the Department of Urology, both of which are mirrors, so what's wrong with having a microscope to stop bleeding without a field of vision?"
The director of the Department of Urology smiled proudly, "How is it, my brother is not bad to you, right?"
"Huh!"
The director of the Department of Gastroenterology didn't appreciate it at all and sneered.
"Lao Tzu is older than you! Moreover, you kid, if you don't see a rabbit and don't scatter an eagle, if you can cooperate, why don't you say it earlier?"
After a pause, the eyes of the director of the Department of Gastroenterology suddenly sharpened.
"Tianyang is in your department now, laparoscopic...... Did you have an accident with your laparoscope? Did he make a meritorious service again?"
Hey?
Why do I say "again"?
"Of course it's not that we have an accident!
The chief of urology rolled his eyes, but quickly turned on again.
"But it's really a laparoscope, a laparoscope from the hepatobiliary surgery. ...... this morning"
After spending a little time talking to the director of the Department of Gastroenterology, about the incident of bursting blood vessels in the operating room, the director of the Department of Urology was very satisfied to see the other party's face with a look of horror.
"I'll go! This can be saved? Tianyang ...... him."
Halfway through his words, Zhang Tianyang's various deeds suddenly flashed in the mind of the director of the Department of Gastroenterology, and his tone instantly faded again.
"If it's Tianyang, it seems to be normal, hahahahaha!"
The two directors instantly found a common topic, and they blew at Zhang Tianyang.
At the end, the director of the Department of Urology finally revealed his ultimate goal.
"Our two departments cooperate, use the quota of our department to set up the project, you control, and you arrange the project process, but I need the corresponding author's authorship to sign the final articles and results.
Don't fight with me, Xiao Zhang has no interest in your internal medicine system at all, in surgery, it's better to be cheaper than others, don't you say?"
The director of the Department of Gastroenterology gradually fell silent.
Like, that makes sense......
Anyway, it is impossible for Zhang Tianyang to stay in the internal medicine system, and instead of cheapening those bewitching goods in other surgeries, why not help his good buddy keep him in the urology?
With his relationship with the director of urology, although he can't keep Zhang Tianyang's people, it should still be very feasible to keep Zhang Tianyang's technology, right?
After pondering for a while, the director of the Department of Gastroenterology accepted his buddy's suggestion.
So, an embarrassing plan was verbally agreed upon by the two directors.
The two directors felt that they had gotten what they wanted, and they laughed tacitly.
It's like two old foxes.
......
When he returned to his office satisfied, the chief of urology saw the chief of hepatobiliary surgery anxiously waiting in front of his door.
They are all thousand-year-old foxes, and before the director of hepatobiliary surgery could speak, the director of urology knew what his idea was, and he waved his big hand back.
"The man is our department, the official doctor.
Don't ask who it is, it's me who asks.
Don't make all those commendations and credits, it's not certain that your patient's family will make trouble, don't try to implicate our doctors.
Don't even think about asking our little doctor, I put a gag order and it's my responsibility to protect the doctors in our department!
Okay, is there anything else you want to ask?"
"You ......"
The director of the Department of Hepatobiliary Surgery pointed at him for a while, and finally flicked his sleeves and threw down a blunt "thank you".
Then, he walked away without looking back.
Appreciate it or appreciate it, but this dog thing, in order to prevent himself from inquiring about the news, is really annoying!
"Whew-"
In the director's office, the director of urology comfortably sank into his soft sofa and breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Although someone on the hepatobiliary surgery side saw Xiao Zhang's appearance, as long as Xiao Zhang did not appear in the operating room as an idler, no one would know his name and specific information.
On their own side, they shouldn't have known that Xiao Zhang successfully saved the scene, and I gave a gag order.
The old immortal has been beaten back by me, and I probably won't come back a second time.
What's more, after cooperating with the Department of Gastroenterology and getting the right of authorship as the corresponding author, I am his justifiable mentor for Xiao Zhang's paper.
When the time comes, you can tempt him with 'If you follow me, we will graduate directly with this article'.
Isn't it fragrant to come to urology?
Tsk, I'm such an old wit!"
The director of the Department of Urology squinted his eyes and thought about the future, and couldn't help but give himself a hard thumbs up.
"Good job!
But I never thought of it.
The foolproof plan went wrong after all......
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Gurgling~
Stealing incense