[Cute Pet Paradise] The atmosphere rose in an instant.

However, Ma Jian frantically chatted with Li Yiru privately.

Ma Jian: Li Yiru, you kid has a bad stomach!

Ma Jian: Draw a circle and curse you!

Ma Jian: Come out, come and accept the condemnation of conscience!

Li Yiru bubbled: Why should I accept the condemnation of conscience? I have always been unprofitable, why should I help you if there is no benefit? Is this the truth?

Ma Jian: ......

Li Yiru: Besides, when you changed your name, do you know why I was so calm?

"Because you are afraid of my violent !!"

"Phew, because 'stupid' is a compliment!"

Ma Jian: Praise?

Li Yiru: Stupid = SB, SB = sweet baby!sweet baby = dear little baby = sweet baby!

“……”

Li Yiru: Little fool!

Ma Jian: ......

Li Yiru: My conscience suddenly found out, so I'm going to the group to explain this meaning to everyone, so that everyone doesn't continue to misunderstand!!

Ma Jian instantly realized that if Li Yiru went to the group to explain the word "stupid" like this, then this word was likely to become everyone's affectionate name for him, and it was likely that others would greet him in the future. ）

Ma Jian sweated instantly, and he was busy typing: Don't !!!

Li Yiru: Are you wrong?

"I was wrong!"

Li Yiru: What are you wrong?

Ma Jian: ......

"What if I can't help with the learning machine?"

"No, it's okay, just do your best, just do your best!"

Li Yiru: Don't blame me?

"I don't dare to blame you!"

Li Yiru sighed and typed: My senior year of high school is too hard, while I am busy studying, I have to take care of your emotions, and occasionally I have to make you happy.

"Are you sure you're not playing tricks on me?"

"It's not about the form, it's just about having fun. Do you think, if you don't have me in your world, how boring is your dark senior life, isn't it? Am I a light in your life?

At first glance, Ma Jian felt that it did make sense, Li Yiru did bring a lot of color and fun to his boring and dull life, although every time he wanted to seal Li Yiru's mouth with duct tape. But don't listen to Li Yiru's nonsense, he still doesn't fit in, there is no bad friend in life, just like no salt in the dish, boring!

Li Yiru is the "salt", seasoning Ma Jian's monotonous life.

However, Ma Jian always felt that it was not a good word, as if it had other meanings, but he couldn't read it.

Li Yiru: Good night, it's 11 o'clock, it's time for me to go to bed! I'm still a baby, and I can't stay up late because I'm growing up.

After Ma Jian replied "go to death", he went to the living room to hand in his mobile phone and began tonight's heavy study task.

……

On Friday, evening, the "Poetry Contest" was broadcast as scheduled.

Li Yiru was lying in the bedroom reading a book, he was not interested in watching the show. When he sees himself on TV, the feeling is always weird, there is always an illusion of looking in the mirror, and even, when he watches the show, he occasionally suspects, is the ruffian and ruffian beauty in the show really himself?

So in order to maintain his gentle and frugal image, he simply didn't watch this episode.

At this time, the show had just been broadcast, but some netizens had already commented under the "Poetry Contest" on Beijing TV:

"Eh, guess the poem at the radical, I'm kneeling, I'm kneeling!"

"The Poetry Contest has been broadcast to its fifth season, and the contestants have thought of various ways to guess the poems, but the first time I heard that the poems were guessed with radicals, it was awesome!"

"This method estimates that many players don't even dare to dream that this operation is a bunker!"

"it, it's like Japanese, who can guess it?"

"If I don't tell me the answer, I'll stare at it for the rest of my life, and I don't know what poetry it is!"

"What's the most annoying, the most annoying thing is that people say that there are too many poems that meet the requirements, and they also let their teammates narrow the range, do you know how I felt at the time, I feel that my IQ was watered!"

"Li Yiru is indeed a half-human and half-god, I can't find a more subtle word to describe him. ”

"The most annoying thing is that he actually flirted with his sister on the show! Xia Yuqing, that's mine!!!

"Get out, let go of that girl, don't rob me from anyone!!"

……

The focus of netizens was quickly divided into two groups, one group of netizens paid attention to Li Yiru's amazing talent, and the other group of netizens paid attention to Xia Yuqing's personal emotional problems.

As the two most outstanding contestants in the "Poetry Contest", netizens actually formed a CP between the two at the beginning of the "Poetry Contest", and everyone felt that Li Yiru and Xia Yuqing were a match made in heaven.

And with the clip of Li Yiru flirting with her sister appeared on the TV screen, the CP image of the two became a hot topic of discussion among the public in an instant, and Li Yiru used two lines of poetry to flirt with her sister, as if it was like pressing a lighter, which instantly ignited the public's gossip psychology.

"The lovely Xia Yuqing is unworthy of possession by anyone in the world, even Li Yiru!"

"No one wants to touch my goddess, that's mine!"

"The one who can really match the goddess of Xia is the suave and uninhibited old man, haha!"

"Let me let it go, I'll pee sweet, let me wake him up!"

"Xia Yuqing is really beautiful and cute, it's the standard for girlfriends!"

……

Of course, Li Yiru selectively ignored Kuaxia Yuqing's remarks, and he preferred to listen to the voices of those female fans about him.

It wasn't until the end that he had to disclose a big unappetizing news in a post discussing Xia Yuqing.

Li Yiru: "I really don't know what's good about Xia Yuqing who you kneel and lick, she sleeps and grinds her teeth and snores and occasionally sleepwalks, what's good?"

A netizen hurriedly @ him: Won't it?

Another netizen: You're not talking nonsense, are you?

Li Yiru: Of course I'm not talking nonsense, the most annoying thing is that she likes to grab the quilt when she sleeps!

"Damn! haha, I thought what you said was true, you are the most sassy, you are the most sassy!"

"Lao Tzu's waist, it's crooked. ”

"Poof! I don't think I'm serious about your nonsense!"

"You have to come less in the comment area, there are too many sluts!"

"I even preemptively registered a nickname of Li Yiru, funny, who are you?"

Li Yiru said sincerely: I am Li Yiru!

", if my nickname is changed to 'Xia Yuqing', then am I Xia Yuqing? Besides, Li Yiru is a genius of Chinese studies, how can I have time to visit the comment area?"

Look, no one wants to believe it these days!

In the living room, when Li Yiru's sentence "The most beautiful girl is Xia Yuqing, the most beautiful woman is Sister Yiyi, and the most gentle woman is my mother" echoed in the living room, Dad Li hung his head silently, and Mama Li was smiling, gentle and intellectual.

After the show, Li's mother boiled the water, came to her son's bedroom with a basin, knocked on the door gently, and said softly: "Son, wash your feet!"

"Huh?!" Li Yiru was very surprised, he hurriedly opened the door, and then saw his mother put the basin next to the computer chair, and the whole process was very gentle.

I think that at the beginning, every time the basin seemed to be thrown on the floor, it always startled him when he was surfing the Internet.

Mother Li raised up and said with relief: "Hey, in fact, my son understands me, women are weak, but mothers are strong!"

Xiaoxiao was playing football in the bedroom at this time, when one accidentally kicked the ball into the basin. The water splashed and sprinkled Li's mother's trouser leg.

Xiaoxiao, who was in trouble, trembled, stood nervously in place, tears glistening in her eyes: "Mom, I'm sorry. ”

Li Yiru thought that Xiaoxiao was going to be trained, but he didn't expect his mother to touch Xiaoxiao's brain, and said softly: "It's good for children to be lively, but should you pay attention in the future?" Listen to your mother, be good!"

Xiaoxiao: ???

Li Yiru: ???

It turns out that the effect of praising people on the side is so good? Could it be that my mother is going to take the motherly route?

Li Yiru rolled up his trousers and stepped on the water with a big grin: "Mom, go wash an apple for me." ”

"Okay, good, my eldest young master is so lazy!"

……

"Mom, your TV is quiet, I can't hear the video clearly. ”

"Okay, no problem!"

……

"Mom, I want to eat dumplings, stuffed with donkey meat!"

"It's too late, will it be done tomorrow?"

"No, I'm hungry right now. ”

"Good, good!"

……

"Mom, I'm cleaning my room. ”

……

"Mom, next month's pocket money, I think it's time to go up, right?"

……

"Mommy, do you know how to sing Little Star? I want to hear it!"

"Do you really want to hear it?" Mama Li's face suddenly changed and she raised the mop!

"Don't listen, don't listen!"

Li Yiru hurriedly stood up in an orderly manner, and went to clean the room, take out the garbage, and clean up the fruit plate without saying a word...... I also went to the living room to silently turn up the volume of the TV a few notches.

From beginning to end, he muttered silently: Those who know the times are handsome!