Chapter 4 Wang Fatzi in the Internet café
In the past few days, Chu Tianze has browsed the situation inside the store and found that there are many things in the store, such as Liangtian.
There are 50 planting points for one acre of fertile land, 100 planting points for ordinary special seeds, and 10,000 planting points for a mountain.
And he also found each of these seeds. All of them have some common properties, such as strengthening the body, clearing heat and detoxifying, and the effect is also very good. Not only that, but every plant also has some attributes, such as sweet potatoes, which will fart if you eat too much. Celery fiber can be used as a high-polymer fiber.
So today he bought celery seeds to plant.
On this day, Wang Fat, a young man in their village, went to the Internet café to surf the Internet, which was a good day, after eating two barrels of instant noodles, he drank beer happily and played with the computer there, but suddenly his stomach hurt.
If you say that under normal circumstances, it hurts, and you can hold it back if you endure it, but I don't know what's going on, it's hard to bear this time, as if there is a ** that keeps exploding in it, and you have to go and expel it quickly.
Wang Fatzi couldn't stand it anymore, put the computer game down, and slowly moved towards the toilet in pain, but halfway through the move, he felt almost squirted out by him.
Hurriedly lifted his ass and endured it, and this time he slowly found a place to squat down and wanted to hold it for a while.
In that squatting place, there happened to be a few girls playing games next to them. Seeing Wang Fatzi squatting over, one of the girls took off her headphones and lowered her head there and asked, "Big brother, what's wrong with you, is there anything uncomfortable?"
Fat Wang gritted his teeth and shook his head gently.
Suddenly, he felt that he couldn't hold it anymore, and a cold fart was released, and although the fart was not loud, the smell was really too smelly.
As soon as it was released, some of the people around were not calm at once, and one of them suddenly took off his headphones and stood up and shouted: "I'm taking the test, network administrator, is there something rotten here for you?"
A few girls next to him also smelled this smell, and Wang Fatzi knew that he must strike first at this time, otherwise he would be suspected by others at that time, so he squatted there, raised his head and shouted: "Who, which guy is farting?"
The girl next to her smiled, stared at Wang Fatzi and said, "Big brother, you are too good at pretending, you put that fart just now." ”
When Wang Fatzi heard it, he immediately quibbled: "Just kidding, it's not me"
This time, Wang Fatzi said again: "I have a cramp in my foot, I will squat here for a while, and I will get up later." ”
The girl saw that there was no evidence of Wang Fatzi like this, so she put on headphones and continued to play. The fat man stayed there for a while, stood up, and struggled to walk to the toilet in front of him.
Every step seemed to have more than a dozen ropes grabbing him and dragging him to the ground, Wang Fatzi endured the pain with all his might, and finally came to the toilet, but at a glance, several tonnages of the men's toilet were all locked.
"I'll go really. Wang Fatzi struggled against the wall and slowly moved out. Now he can't get out of the public toilet outside in this situation, unless he can find a place to solve it now, regardless of the eyes of others.
But now that the men's restrooms are full, there is only one place to go.
That's the women's restroom.
After thinking about it, Wang Fatzi felt that there was really no way, so he secretly took advantage of no one's attention and walked into the women's toilet, fortunately there was still a vacancy in the women's toilet, he quickly ran in, and then locked the door and squatted on the toilet.
After squatting up, Wang Fatzi couldn't bear it anymore, and immediately discharged those burdens, and it felt like a ten-mile river gushing endlessly, and you were standing in the middle of the Yellow River.
That voice, although it sounded very uncomfortable, but it was still very comfortable for Wang Fatzi, although the smell was very big, and he was still a little confused when it was smoked.
After solving all this, Wang Fatzi skillfully wiped his buttocks, then threw the tissue into the toilet and pressed the flush button. With the sound of spiral pumping, Wang Fatzi quietly waited for this process.
Although the rotation force of the flush toilet is very in place, but those just don't go down, Wang Fatzi saw that something was wrong, and immediately pressed the button of the flush toilet again, this time not only did not go down, but also seemed to be blocked.
Seeing this scene, Wang Fatzi thought about it anxiously, and pressed the button of the toilet again, but this time it still didn't work. He looked and saw that it was a paper towel blocking the toilet.
"If I go to the toilet, I can go to the toilet like this, then I can't go out like this. ”
Wang Fatzi also retreated in his heart, after all, he blocked other people's toilets, and he couldn't get through, and he was still in the women's toilet.
After thinking about it, he still planned to go out first, but he secretly opened the door and found that there was actually a woman outside, holding her hands in front of her and waiting for the alignment, it seemed that she was waiting for the toilet. When Wang Fatzi saw it, he immediately closed the door again and locked it.
"It's troublesome, and now it's blocked outside. ”
Wang Fatzi muttered in his heart, looking at the toilet in front of him, he remembered his previous education at home, and told him to be a responsible man, but also after experiencing a lot of entanglement, he resolutely stretched out his hand and threw the tissue up, threw it into the trash can, and pressed the flush button of the toilet again.
"Make no mistake, I can't go on like this. ”
Looking at the toilet where the water level was getting higher and higher, Wang Fat Man muttered quietly in his heart, but the water in the toilet actually overflowed, and it almost drenched his feet. The toilet in the Internet café was relatively small, so he hurriedly stood on tiptoe to and from the corner to avoid getting contaminated with sewage.
It's good now, not only does it block other people's toilets, but there are also women outside staring at the place where they are now or the women's toilet, and when the time comes, others say that they come to the Internet café to do this kind of thing, and they really can't wash it by jumping into the river.
"There's no way but to use that trick. ”
Wang Fatzi confirmed that the door of the toilet was firm enough, and then looked at the window above the toilet, fortunately the tonnage he chose was relatively close to the wall. And there was a window on it, so he tried to see if he could go up, and found that he could still climb up, so he secretly opened the window as little as possible to attract attention
After checking the floor here, he still muttered in his heart.
It's raining, and there's a concrete floor underneath, so jumping from the second floor is likely to hurt you. The second floor, the second floor, the third floor, you have to jump.
He, Wang Fatzi, is a person who wants to lose his face, and now this is happening. He must have gone first, but if he jumps like this, he is likely to be injured, and if he attracts the attention of others, he will be caught, and he will be said that he has done something bad with you and will run away and be caught.