Chapter 81: Watering Flowers and Ending Lawsuits
Before going to the mine, Shu Mingxuan caught a few pheasants and went to visit Xiao Huang, a little tiger who was possessed by Jianxi, and is still so cute.
"Destiny, why did you come here?"
"It's not that the Song Dynasty enchantment hasn't opened yet, so I want to go around the various dynasties and experience the experience, since I'm here, I'll come to see you by the way." Shu Mingxuan smiled, "Okay, you eat slowly, I'll go." ”
After speaking, regardless of Xiao Huang's obstruction, Shu Mingxuan ran away without looking back, leaving Xiao Huang who was in a tantrum alone and sad.
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The higher the quality of the cloak, the higher the difficulty of strengthening, Shu Mingxuan stayed in the barren mine for more than a month this time, and harvested a lot of cloak fragments, but it was only ten more times to strengthen the Overlord Cloak. Ice Crystal Ore and Crystal Ore are not used for a while, but as a type of treasure with high demand, they can be sold.
The purchase price of the ice crystal ore is 10 ingots per ingot, while the crystal ore is 50 ingots per ingot, which is a good opportunity to make a fortune.
Coming to the Jin Dynasty, Shu Mingxuan still couldn't meet our mocking Lord Pan An at the first time. However, Zuo Si was having a headache.
"Alas, if the fat aunt and the thin man continue to quarrel like this, one day I will have brain failure. ”
Shu Mingxuan looked at Zuo Si's state, and couldn't help but say: "Wow~ You are getting closer and closer to Van Gogh's art...... Look at this pair of panda eyes, tsk, it's really amazing. ”
"I admit that I am handsome, but now is not the time to appreciate it, the skinny man is very excited, and the consequences are serious. Zuo Si was very helpless.
"I'm not good at persuasion, if I can't get it, I want adult meat and bean paste buns. ”
Zuo Si: "The Buddha said: For people who are hot-headed and out-of-control, we have to lend a helping hand and pour cold water on him when necessary. ”
"Well, are you sure the Buddha said that?"
Shu Mingxuan went to fetch a bucket of water and splashed the thin man.
Skinny Uncle: ......
"The Buddha said that for those who are out of control, they should pour cold water on him, not what I said......" Shu Mingxuan spread his hands.
The thin man roared: "If you want to splash it, you shouldn't splash it, you should splash that fat aunt who is like my family's humming relative, and call her to come to the blood test by the way." ”
Shu Mingxuan was taken aback: "Well, what did she do to kill someone, or steal two hundred taels of silver from you." ”
"She, she plucked my trumpet flowers, and she took over my walls. No, I'll have to go to her. The more he spoke, the angrier he became.
"Come on, if you go to World War I, it's going to happen early...... I'll help you find her. Shu Mingxuan said.
Slender uncle: "I can't show my bearing with my bare hands, pick some broken intestine grass as a gift, and wish her to die of rotten intestines as soon as possible." ”
Shu Mingxuan: ......
When you don't like each other, the ginseng rooster is a magic horse!
Fat aunt: "Who said that the wall is his, this wall is placed in the middle, so it is naturally the first to take the lead." ”
"It's better to be half of a person, and it won't be annoying. Shu Mingxuan persuaded.
Fat aunt: "It's not this reason, why should I back down first, it seems that I am easy to bully, but a person as cultured as me still has to take the literary route." ”
Shu Mingxuan: "For example?"
Fat aunt: "You go and pick a few big peaches for me, and bring them to the yamen to complain, this is the right way to go to court." ”
The fat aunt's inner thoughts are: Send a basket of peaches to Pan County Ling, and when the time comes, I will definitely win the case if he is called, hahaha.
Shu Mingxuan came to Heyang County Yazhong with a basket of peaches to find Pan An, and told him about it, Pan An: "This official has also heard a little about this. ”
"If they continue to quarrel like this, the whole county will be jumping. Shu Mingxuan said helplessly.
Pan An smiled: "Actually, they don't have any deep hatred, I have a plan to make them harmonious." ”
Shu Mingxuan: "Everything is difficult for the ladyboy brother, I believe you are right." ”
Pan An: "In this way, you first pick some peaches for the thin man in the name of the fat aunt to please him." ”
The quarrel between the thin uncle and the fat aunt has affected the chickens and ducks outside the city, so let's solve it quickly.
gave the peaches to the thin uncle, and after the thin uncle learned that it was given by the fat aunt, he said, "Actually, I don't like peaches." But seeing the fat aunt picking peaches for me, I reluctantly accepted them. ”
Shu Mingxuan: "Fragrant, sweet and juicy peaches, can you taste them?"
"Well, it's not bad, since the fat aunt is so sincere, I can't be too stingy, you go and help me collect some pearls, just as I give her a return gift. Skinny said.
Shu Mingxuan gave the pearl to the fat aunt, and the fat aunt said: "Ahem~ If it weren't for his sincerity, I wouldn't be able to look down on the pearl." ”
"One hundred and twenty percent sincerity, you see how well this pearl matches your temperament of closing the moon and embarrassing flowers. "Shu Mingxuan took advantage of the situation.
Fat aunt: "Haha, actually, I think so too." ”
Shu Mingxuan said secretly: "It's successful, hurry up and ask for a reward from the shemale brother." ”
This strategy of killing two birds with one stone was really not covered, and the two of them accepted the gift happily. Shu Mingxuan said with a smile.
Pan An: "Very good, half the battle. Now go and scare them, and give them these two notices separately. ”
This is a sugar-coated cannonball, first appease and then intimidate.
The thin man read the notice and said in surprise: "What, Lord Pan wants to let the fat aunt go to the deserted garden to water the flowers?"
Shu Mingxuan spread his hands: "Yes, the fat aunt destroys nature and picks your trumpet flowers indiscriminately...... So Master Pan gave her a bucket with a pointed bottom and told her to do voluntary labor. ”
"But the fat aunt has already apologized, and she can't be a man without being emotional. No, I have to go to Master Pan. The thin man hurriedly ran to the county office.
Shu Mingxuan covered his mouth and snickered: "Sure enough, I won the plan, it's time to change to a fat aunt." ”
Shu Mingxuan informed the fat aunt of the contents of the notice, and the fat aunt looked incredulous: "What, Lord Pan wants to punish the thin man for picking twenty loads of water to water the wasteland?"
Shu Mingxuan nodded: "Yes, your peach Master Pan likes it very much, and said that the thin man cursed without concealment, so he gave him a rope and a flat pole to carry water." ”
The fat aunt shook her head: "How can this work, twenty loads of water, that noodle-like body is estimated to be broken, no, I have to find Master Pan." ”
Shu Mingxuan nodded secretly: "Brother Shemale is really smart, they all call each other slightly, it's really moving." ”
After waiting for a while, Shu Mingxuan went to Pan An, and Pan An said to him: "They are reconciled as before, but I was beaten down by them." ”
"The parents of the rulers, you should be happy to see them in harmony. Shu Mingxuan said with a smile.
"Come on, now it's your turn to lecture me. Pan An was very helpless.
"Haha, I don't have anything to do now, I should also go, farewell. ”