Chapter 13: Depression

When they came back from the Heavenly Realm, everyone went to greet them. They took a lot of stuff with them when they left and also when they came back!

Du Kang brought a lot of fairy fruits, including many seeds, and he planned to plant an orchard in the underworld.

Lao Liu, they brought a lot of items with fairy light, there is no currency in the heavenly realm, and the immortals rarely spend money, and now they want to purchase bamboo slips and Meng Po soup from the underworld, so they have to trade the items temporarily, and the Emperor of Heaven is already preparing to issue the same currency as the underworld!

Everyone was happy, but Daji stood at the end of the line in despair.

The sixth child whispered to me: "When Bo Yi saw her, there was no fluctuation and no emotion, Bo Yi Kao is afraid that he will become a stone." ”

I nodded, I had expected this.

When the ghosts were busy moving their things back, I quietly brought Daji back to Huaicheng.

In the small building, she sat on the ground dejectedly, neither crying nor shouting.

I took some wine from the fifth child and put it in front of her.

This drunken does not pour me, but the drunk doom himself.

Daji finally spoke, and her voice was a little wooden: "Your Majesty, you and Emperor Ziwei, whose position is higher?"

I replied: "Emperor Ziwei is one of the four emperors, holding the longitude and latitude of heaven and earth, and the stars change. Yan Jun is the lord of the underworld, who is in charge of birth, old age, sickness and death, and reincarnation. If you talk about it in detail, there is little difference between the two, and there is only one Heavenly Emperor on it. ”

She asked again: "Your Majesty, you or Emperor Ziwei, whose cultivation is deeper?"

I said: "Emperor Ziwei is a god, there is no immortal fate, although he cultivates hard, he is still a lot worse. I am not old in the flesh, and I am immortal in the daytime. When it comes to practice, I'm going deeper. ”

Only then did she say: "Then why is the king still invited, and Emperor Ziwei is completely ruthless." ”

I had no choice but to explain: "Cultivation is a matter that conforms to the principles of heaven and earth, and the way of heaven has no personal feelings, so practitioners are all practicing forgetfulness. Bo Yi may have taken a detour in his cultivation, and maybe he will get better in the future. ”

Demons don't cry, but luckily I can see Daji's expression become sad. That's good, a ghost can't hold back his sadness in his heart, and after a long time, he will become a ghost!

She poured half of her own wine, pounced on me again, and half-hugged me and said: "I was married to him before I was born, and I didn't want to die miserably later. ”

I stood there awkwardly, my hands behind my back. Knowing that she was venting her emotions and not because of something else. I preached to her the method of forgetting love, and she was like a father and brother, so I comforted her and said, "Practice hard in the future, and when you cultivate to my point, you will not be troubled by love." ”

Daji fell asleep......

Cast a spell to send her down to the second floor, and hired a female ghost to take care of her.

There are a lot of infatuated men and women in this world, and the infatuated ghosts in the underworld are not inferior.

Looking at the moon hanging in the sky, Chang'e is dancing today, well... After looking at the Qingyuan Miaodao True Monarch's Mansion, Yang Jian played the piano in the courtyard again, and the sound of the piano was in harmony with Chang'e's dancing.

Alas... Yang Jian, after becoming a god, he didn't practice too hard, he has been stuck in the Golden Immortal for hundreds of years, and he hasn't reached the Daluo Golden Immortal yet!

The next morning, I came out of the canopy on the top of the second floor, and Daji had prepared some things on the roof.

Ghosts don't need to eat, but eating itself is a pleasure, so many ghosts are still used to getting themselves something to eat! Daji has always had this habit, but not very often.

Yan Jun rarely eats and drinks on weekdays, and most of them are messing around during parties.

It's been a long time since I've eaten in the morning.

Daji had already woken up from her hangover, and sat on the side with some embarrassment, looking at the ghosts in the city who came out early in the morning.

"Comfortable?" I asked her.

She blushed and nodded!

Eating silently, well, it tastes good, and Daji's craftsmanship has improved!

Ji Chang's days of carrying stones were full, and he was released from the engineering team. I went to organize the ghosts to make bamboo slips, and the bamboo forest planted before the underworld was not enough, and I had to get some more, and these things still belonged to the fifth child. Generally, when you go out to find something, the fifth child is responsible.

The boss has always never gone anywhere, only sitting in the underworld.

The dick must have gone out to fight!

The fourth child is specially sent out to pit people, and he is the best at looting!

The sixth child does not go to the human world, but is only responsible for the communication between the underworld and the heavenly realm.

Lao Qi is generally responsible for teaching ghosts to practice in the underworld, in the hope of producing a few ghosts and immortals! Although there are not many of them so far.

The eighth child was not responsible before, but recently he became obsessed with going out on business, and if he couldn't go, he organized a group of old ghosts, planning to let them go to the hell of the West to communicate and communicate, and he had already said hello to the golden cicada!

Well, I am usually sent out when I need to walk in the human world for a long time, and I am the most suitable Yan Jun to stay in the human world for a long time.

The thoughts drifted far away, and they couldn't come back.

Or Daji called me back.

"Your Majesty, when I was in the world, I saw that there were many merchants in the city of the world, so why don't you open more shops in Huaicheng?"

"What to sell?"

At present, the only products in circulation in the prefecture are wine, soup and bamboo slips... They all store their own food and everything, but they don't sell it! These ghosts are hungry and scared when they are in the world!

Daji thought for a moment and said, "I have learned to raise silkworms and weave cloth in the human world, maybe I can make some, can you find some silkworms for me?

I nodded, took out a bamboo slip from my sleeve, wrote "silkworms, mulberry leaves, seeds, looms, and more!" and then lit a fire with both hands and gave it to the fifth child.

Daji is not surprised!

"I told the fifth child that he was cutting bamboo in the world, and asked him to bring it back for you!"

Daji smiled and nodded, and kept looking at my clothes.

Said: "Is this set of clothes the style of the time when there was no Huai?"

"Well, it's exactly the style at that time, I'm used to wearing it, and I haven't changed it yet!"

Daji smiled and said: "Mortals have to make a new dress for the New Year's holidays, but you are still a Yan Jun, and you are so bitter!"

I scratched my head helplessly, the gods have never cared much about things outside the body, but they have become bitter!

......

When Lao Wu came back from the world, he brought a lot of green bamboo, and the roots were still wrapped in the soil of the world, he was planning to transplant them in large quantities! Recently, the Emperor of Heaven has issued an official document to urge the goods, and the bamboo slips have completely conquered the office supplies market of the Heavenly Court, and the Difu has an exclusive monopoly!

As a joint venture with the prefecture, Ji Chang accounted for 20% of the dry shares, and after paying the taxes, he seemed to surpass Du Kang and Meng Po and became the new richest man in the prefecture!

Ji Chang said that he was very troubled by this! He didn't want to make money, he just wanted to study the gossip quietly! He wrote the Book of Changes when he was in the world, and he thought that he could continue to go deeper!

He was busy making bamboo slips, and he didn't have time to do research quietly, and it was not good to directly shirk the errand, after all, the landlord of the underworld was Yan Jun, and Ji Chang knew that he couldn't offend the landlord. The landlord who offended Chaoge last time was locked up for a long time! Although the son finally slapped the landlord to death, but the underworld is different from Chaoge, if you do it again, you will be lucky if you are not shot to death by Yan Jun!

In the end, Yi Zhi enthusiastically gave him an idea: "Find a ghost to take over, let other ghosts do the work!

Yi Zhi was looking forward to seeing that Ji Chang would wait for hundreds of years, and he had waited for more than 200 years to wait for Ji Dan.

Yi Zhi now has a lot of experience in catching ghosts and working, and he has selected a lot of ghosts with some abilities from the little ghosts to help him manage Shangqiu City! After thinking about it for a few days, he still decided to call it Shangqiu, after all, it is the place where he made his fortune! He has no feelings for Chaoge, but he has for Shangqiu!

It turned out that Ji Chang's luck was much better than Yi Zhi's! Within a few days, an official named Guan Zhong in the world died.

After Guan Zhong died, he was abducted by Ji Chang without waiting for the judge to pass the trial, and I heard that the conversation at that time was like this:

"You are Guan Zhong, I have been paying attention to you for a long time in the underworld, old husband Zhou Wen Wang Jichang. ”

"It turned out to be King Wen! Guan Zhong is polite!"

"I see that you are very good at doing business in the world, are you interested in returning to your old business?"

"Oh, the underworld also has business to do, let me think about it!"

"Don't think about it, follow me, I'll take you to see Jiang Shang!Your ancestor of King Qi!"

Guan Zhong was leveled by Zhou Wen Wang Jichang.

Yi Zhi, who was a step late, slapped the table in annoyance, why didn't he think of using Lu Shang's trick! Lu Shang is the ancestor of the King of Qi, and he is the most tempting to a courtier of the Qi State like Guan Zhong! And seriously, Jiang Shang is the easiest to be seen in the underworld, just hang a lantern!

The world can't see him because he is a ghost, people generally can't see ghosts, but ghosts can see ghosts at all! I don't know what method Yuan Shi Tianzun taught Jiang Shang again, and now this unlucky old man can appear under countless poles and lanterns at the same time! This kind of spell Yan Jun also wants, but Yan Jun doesn't have ...... Yan Jun learned from Jiang Shang...... Yan Jun didn't learn ......

In short, the ghosts of the underworld never lit the lights in the house again, and the ghosts' vision at night had no effect anyway.

It's a lot of good things that always hang a lantern when they have nothing to do, waiting for Jiang Shang to come out to chat with him, Jiang Shang is also a little annoyed, and finally he is a mud bodhisattva, but he doesn't speak!

Ji Chang's face still has to be given! After all, it was the big boss who used him in the first place!

Ji Chang went back to continue his research under Guan Zhong's assurance of patting his chest, and stopped by to see his son, who was still working on engineering. Ji Dan has already built the underworld, and he should be able to go back to be a judge in another hundred and eighty years. He's a judge who hasn't sentenced a ghost since he died!

Guan Zhong's business didn't last long, his life trial was over, and the matter of Nulu was a little detrimental, so he was punished to serve in Ji Dan's engineering team, until Nulu was completely closed, and there was no more woman.

Ji Chang's beard and eyebrows flew together! Yi Zhi was very glad that he hadn't robbed Ji Chang, Yan Jun would definitely be a stain ridiculed by his colleagues if he used the words of the problem ghost!

And then... Yi Zhi ran to laugh at Ji Chang for two hundred years!

Since King Zhou Ping moved eastward, there has been a bit of chaos in the world, thousands of marquis kingdoms, you beat me, I beat you, and in the end, there are dozens left. Only when the people in the world die, there are also people who can be rated as superior and retained in the underworld! But they all refuse to stay, and they rush to join the queue to reincarnate, and they all want to take advantage of the chaos of the world to make meritorious contributions! Ji Chang was a little sad after seeing it, and his descendants are not angry! I secretly calculated a hexagram, and it was okay, and there were still hundreds of years of national fortune, so I went to work with peace of mind!

Speaking of which, some ghosts don't know how to do it, maybe Meng Po Tang wiped his previous life too clean. There are a few ghosts in the last life, and when they were in their twenties, they fought with swords and wiped their necks for the sake of the Lord. Then he came down and reincarnated, and after more than 20 years, he still fought with a sword and died righteously, wiping his neck by himself. We also got together to discuss this matter, whether to popularize the way to die for the ghosts, they have died so single for two consecutive lives, and the Yan Jun are also speechless when they see it!

Later, I still didn't do it, no matter how much it was popularized, it couldn't compare to a bowl of Meng Po soup!

Lao Ba's recent cultivation has been getting higher and higher, and he is not far from the Golden Immortal. He has been getting more and more depressed recently, his cultivation is uncontrollable, and he has a high probability of being transferred to the heavenly realm when he becomes a golden immortal! He originally flew from the human world to the heavenly realm, and he couldn't stand the long day of the heavenly realm, so he applied to come to the underworld, he didn't want to go back, a day in the heavenly realm was really not for the immortals, and it was good to be in the underworld!

Yan Jun was also reluctant to let him go, after all, they had been together for thousands of years, so they thought of ideas together to help him suppress the speed! The fourth and the others were depressed while thinking about ideas! They still hadn't seen the door of the Golden Immortal......

The fourth child was in the worst mood, and he was about to fall from the immortal position now...... The old woman has fallen from an earth immortal to a cultivator eighty years ago, and now she is falling from a cultivator to an ordinary ghost.

There are a few more strands of white hair on the boss's head, the eighth child's entry is a little unbearable, and the fourth child is about to fall again, and there is a high probability that he will be transferred by the Emperor of Heaven if he becomes a golden immortal, and he must be abdicated if he falls to the earth immortal. No matter which of them comes first, the underworld is facing the problem of not having enough Yan Jun.

Originally, the work of twelve Yan Jun was done by nine Yan Jun, if two more Yan Jun were lost, the remaining seven Yan Jun would be tired!

The aura in the Yan Jun Hall was very depressed! Even such a beautiful ghost as Daji was ignored!

Daji came in to deliver the clothes, she made a robe for each Yan Jun, most of them were Shang and Zhou styles, except for mine and Yi Zhi's, mine was the pattern of the Wuwai era that she learned from my old clothes, she did it very carefully, very similar to what my mother did. Yi Zhi is a style of the late Xia Dynasty, he was born at that time, that is, the general style is right, but the patterns on the clothes are not quite right...

Yi Zhi is not picky, his wife and children were reincarnated before he died, and no one has made him new clothes for a thousand years, and some of them are good to wear!

Daji sent the clothes to the Yan Jun separately, and quietly retreated, the Yan Jun have been in a heavy mood recently, it is better to hide!

When the women came, the gentlemen were still sitting in their seats depressed, and the new clothes were on the table, ignoring them.

The woman brought her own soup, and after she fell from the earth fairy, she resigned from her errand and ran to learn to make soup with Meng Po, and now she has Meng Po's eight-point fire!

She plans to take advantage of this time to learn more, and when she becomes a mortal ghost, she will go to open a soup shop, and it is good to be a rich woman! This woman was completely competitive when she died, but at this moment, she has completely disappeared, but she has learned to be at peace with what happens.

"Yo! Daji's new clothes are out! It's beautiful! What are you doing sitting here? Today's work is done?"

All Yan Jun woke up one after another, there are still many judges' retrials that have not been approved today, so let's be depressed when we are free!

The woman gave each Yan Jun a bowl of soup, and took out a spoon to feed the fourth.

I smiled and said, "Go and go, go home and feed it, this is Yan Jundian, not your bedside!"

The woman gave me a roll of the eye and said, "Hmph, you just have hot eyes, why don't you let Daji come over and feed you?"

I still can't say that this female ghost, she always chokes me with Daji, I don't bother to fight with her, after all, there is no need to talk about it.

So the woman was under the gaze of all Yan Jun, and sat in the arms of the fourth child to feed him as if no one was around.

Alas, the majesty of Yan Jun!