When Wang Ping'an returned home, his mother Su Wenting was cooking, and his father had not come back yet, this was the norm, and he had long been used to it.

"Mom, I'm back! You see, I caught a lot of fish today, and a bucket full of water. Wang Ping'an carried a small bucket and went into the kitchen to show off to his mother.

"Ouch, my son is so powerful, it's just that your fishing rod has never had a hook, how did you catch it?" Su Wenting praised her son for a few words, and suddenly pointed out the root of the problem.

"After lunch, I picked up a set of fishing tackle at the north gate, and after waiting for a long time, no one asked for it, so I helped keep it for the time being. Laiwang can prove that he also picked up a set, and we were fishing together just now. ”

Wang Ping'an made up the lies one by one, and matched with his straightforward voice, which was very powerful.

"I still don't know you? No matter who you pick, if someone asks for it, you have to give it back. If you are not obedient, you will not be given meat for three days. ”

Zhi'er Mo Ruomu, Su Wenting criticized harshly.

"Got it...... By the way, I went to the watermelon field in the afternoon, and found that the watermelons were almost ripe, and tomorrow I will go to the city to sell melons in Wang, can I pick some of them, with him?"

"You're not suitable, are you? Your dad joked with you at noon, even if a piece of watermelon is rotten in the field, he doesn't expect you to sell it. Hey, son, what kind of expression do you have? Okay, good, mom is wrong, if you are with others and you are not afraid of getting lost, you can go and sell watermelons. ”

"If you talk about it, you have to ride a motorcycle tricycle for me, otherwise I won't be able to load watermelons. Wang Ping'an took the opportunity to say.

"Okay, okay, as long as you don't fall, Mom agrees. Su Wenting can't wait for her son to do something serious and exercise his survival ability, as long as he asks Laiwang to take care of him at that time, it shouldn't be a problem.

Boom! Boom!

Outside the village, there was a sudden loud noise, and the big yellow dog also suddenly barked, and ran to the gate to call.

"What kind of sound is this?" Wang Ping'an was startled, and hurriedly covered his ears with his hands.

"Like the sound of a shotgun, I guess the wild boars in the mountains have come out again to plague the crops? Don't go out, lest the wild beasts hurt you." The last time two big wild boars broke in, and they almost killed someone. ”

Woohoo Woo!

The big yellow dog barked incessantly, and there were other dogs in the village barking at the same time, and the whole village became noisy and lively.

The sound of the shotgun sounded intermittently, not in one place, it should be a different hunter driving away the wild boar.

Wild boars are tenacious and difficult to kill, and if they are found entering the village, using a shotgun to drive them away is the most correct and fastest way.

If the wild boar is killed in a trap, it is a happy thing, although this thing is now a protected animal, but Huaxi Town is too remote, the government takes into account the actual difficulties of the people, and no one really cares about the protection law.

Wang Tiantian, the child of the next-door neighbor, also ran out, stood at the door, crossed her toes, stretched her neck, and looked in the direction where the gunshots were made.

It's a pity that at her height, even if she climbs the wall, she can't see the situation outside the village.

"Uncle Ping'an, are there pigs killing outside? The guns are so loud, will the pigs be afraid?"

"Don't be afraid, pigs are stupid, they are more fat, put a gun in their ears, they won't be afraid, don't believe you go to your own pigsty and roar a few times, see if they are afraid?" Wang Ping'an explained.

"Pigs are so cute, I can't bear to scare them, huh. After Wang Tiantian finished speaking, she covered her ears and ran back to her courtyard.

"This little kid, what's so cute about pigs? Can there be a cute dog?" Wang Ping'an didn't bother to pay attention to the strange thoughts of the stupid child next door, but he seemed to have forgotten to ask her mother how it was, and after going to the clinic, the toxicity of pesticides was solved.

At the mouth of the alley, his father Wang Degui rode a bicycle, clanged and staggered back.

He was followed by a middle-aged man riding a bicycle, also wearing clothes and helmets for work on the construction site, the two talked and laughed, and arrived at the gate in a blink of an eye.

"Look, this is my son Wang Ping'an, not short, not bad, right? Although his brain burned out when he was a child, he was a little silly, but he was not stupid, he graduated from elementary school, and he usually fished, raised dogs, fed pigs and chickens, and lived on his own without a problem, more than enough for the girl in your family. ”

Wang Degui boasted of himself, praised his son to the sky, and had the potential to be a matchmaker.

The middle-aged man got off the bicycle and saw Wang Ping'an, his eyes lit up at first, and he nodded: "Yes, she looks really upright, but my daughter is blind, and the two of them live together, I'm afraid that there will be deaths." ”

"Haha, isn't it just right to get married and kill someone?" Wang Degui laughed, the old driver flew the car and never reminded the passengers to wear seat belts.

"No, I'm afraid that your son will be stupid and don't know how to feed my daughter and starve her to death. ”

The brakes of the "......" car were too urgent, and Wang Degui, the old driver, was not adaptable.

But when I got home, my son was in front of me again, it was my home field, what were I afraid of, two bottles of wine were poured into one place, and I was not afraid that my old friends would not agree to this family business.

"Erbao, come and call Uncle Mi, this is a good friend that Dad has known for many years, and he is working on a construction site, we have a good relationship, and when we have dinner, you have to toast Uncle Mi with a few glasses of wine." ”

"Oh, Uncle Mi is good!" Wang Ping'an nodded stupidly and responded.

What did you just hear? My father wants to introduce my daughter-in-law to me? Or is he blind?

Don't make a fuss, it's only my eighteenth birthday today, I'm still a child, and I'm not yet the legal age for marriage. Don't say you're blind, even if you're lame, I don't agree.

"Baby, what's your name?" Uncle Mi pushed the bicycle, entered the yard, and asked casually.

"My name is Er Silly, my father often calls me that, what's your name?" Wang Ping'an actively saved himself, and didn't want Uncle Mi to agree to this family business, so how stupid was he responded.

"I ...... My name is Mi Jingtong, you can just call me Uncle Mi. Mi Jing's heart sank, and he found that this kid was really stupid, how could he ask the name of the elder in person?

"......" Wang Degui scratched his head, does he usually call his son Erbao?

At this time, Su Wenting heard the sound of talking in the courtyard and ran out to say hello: "It's Brother Jingtong, you haven't been here to drink for a long time, wash your hands, go to the house to drink tea first, and the meal will be ready immediately." ”

"Teacher Su is polite, after work today, he was pulled by Brother Degui, he didn't mention anything, and he will definitely make up for it next time. Mi Jingtong responded politely, and had to temporarily give up the plan to take the school entrance examination Wang Ping'an.

Woohoo, woohoo!

The big yellow dog wagged its tail and was still barking outside, and even the half-baked people in the yard didn't bother to care.

"By the way, there is the sound of a shotgun outside, what's going on?What kind of beast has entered the village?" In the kitchen, Su Wenting asked again.

"What else can it be, wild boar, there are not a few shotguns in the village, wild boars are flooded in the mountains, and there has been a lot of trouble in the past two years, and it has only been a few months, and it has begun to enter the village to scourge the crops. Wang Degui replied.