Chapter 23: Worry
"Spare your life, spare your life!"
Hu Che's cry for help could be heard throughout the mountain range, and the poor guy was chased and beaten by Chu from mountain to mountain. I don't know how many trees were broken and how many boulders were destroyed along the way. In the end, Hu Che relied on his excellent dodging skills, solid anti-hitting ability and begging for mercy to the bones, so that Chu's subordinates showed mercy.
"I swear, I swear to Maomao's ass! I really just think of Tianju as my sister. If I do anything transgressive, you still chase me like this. Besides, brother, I will never fight back until you beat me to death, how about it?" Hu Che begged for mercy with both hands.
Chu glanced at Hu Che, "Come on, I'm too lazy to beat you, you go back and clear the fifth stone gate now!"
"Okay! I'll get you something delicious when I come back, an exclusive secret dipping sauce, and a good barbecue skewer!" Hu Cheru was granted amnesty. Bang! Hu Che flew out of the way, then he got up and patted his buttocks, and ran to the direction of the small courtyard.
Rather break through the nine passes of the stone gate, and not be beaten by Chu! This is Hu Che's philosophy of life in the future! "Hey! Which pervert created this thing? How can the fifth stone gate have a γγγγγγ β
"Shhhhhh At this time, Hu Che felt that his life had been greatly insulted, and he was a virgin who was touched twice by a group of guys who looked like dogs! This stone gate was definitely created by a pervert. At this time, Hu Che followed Chu's gaze and saw Tianmei, who had also broken through the fifth stone gate.
"How is it possible! Lao Tzu practiced for so long to break through the fifth stone gate. Tianmei is already about to break through the Sixth Stone Gate?" Hu Che felt that he had been greatly hit.
Chu felt that it was necessary to hit this fat man. "Why are you so narcissistic! Tianmei is more talented than you, and more diligent than you, how can you compare with her? By the way, what happened to your fifth stone gate?" In fact, Hu Che is the most talented one, Chu knows the inertia of this thing, and if he doesn't fight him, Hu Che really won't practice hard.
"Uhγγγγγγ It's nothing, it's nothing. I don't know which perverted design the stone door is, Lao Tzu was secretly taken advantage of. Ahem, this doesn't matter!Hey, how did Tianmei break through the Fifth Stone Gate, she didn't suffer, right?" Hu Che was still very angry when he recalled.
"What kind of loss? Tianmei's speed and explosiveness are stronger than yours, of course you won't suffer! What have you encountered, and how do you feel so concerned about the Fifth Stone Gate? Take advantage? Have you encounteredγγγγγγ Chu began to recall what appeared in the stone gate, and then smiled meaningfully at Hu Che.
"Noγγγγγγ It's nothing! Xiao Tianju, my brother is coming to play with you. Hu Che didn't say anything, and then ran out. Chu didn't bother to pay attention to this guy, he had already walked through all the stone gates ten times. He knew every change and knew what was going on. In the end, he decided not to expose Hu Che.
Ying~~~ "Oops, Qingli, you're going to die!" Hu Che's angry voice came from the barbecue field.
Qingli didn't know where to get a big fish and threw it from the air. happened to hit Hu Che, who was carrying dry firewood, and the angry thing jumped up on the spot!
Mao Mao walked over, stunned Hu Che aside, and slapped the fish on the head. Hearing the sound, Chu Mou wanted to shout too late, and the poor fish head was smashed alive. "Alas, what a good fish head soup is gone!" Chu looked at the fish head that was smashed and felt distressed.
Hu Che felt that it was necessary to comfort Chu, "Brother, I don't think we can eat this big fish." If the fish head is gone, it's gone, let's catch some small fish, and this one will be stewed for Maomao!"
"Good idea, you beckon Xiong Da and Xiong Er to catch fish. I made up two 'small' bamboo baskets, just catch them and come back, don't delay everyone too much, ha!" Chu looked at Hu Che happily.
"Gotcha!" Hu Che trotted and ran into the martial arts training ground, and saw the "small bamboo basket" that Chu said. What kind of small bamboo basket is this! This thing is bigger than himself! Hu Che smiled and brought 10,000 alpacas in his heart to give countless greetings to Chu's ancestors! However, Hu Che looked at Xiong Da and Xiong Er, who were still eating honey on the side!
Soon, each guy with Xiong Da Xiong Er carried a "small bamboo basket" on his back. One man and two bears walked upright and walked towards the pond in the mountains.
Bear Language:
"Big brother, I think Hu Che, this kid is just a bad pen, and every time he gets the pants of that shameless pit, there are no pants left! How many fish do you say this big basket has to catch? The shameless people who bring it out are also insidious and cunning. Poor Ben Bear suffers every time! I miss my honey!"
"Second brother, how can you be so whimsical? This kid is right, but it's your own problem that you want to eat honey. The ancestor in the courtyard has changed our foraging habits. So, don't always think about other good things. I'll practice eating grass now if I'm fine!"
"Hehe, hehe, hehe, big brother, what, let's stay away! Oh, no, I have to stay away from both of you! I think you have been infected by Hu Che, and you have started to 'burn the pen'. β
"Second brother, you dare to scold me? You are really not small in courage now! Believe it or not, you can't find bee poop when I beat me with the 18th style of bear road I just learned?"
"Oh, boss, you see that you're amazing! Do you think you're the only one who knows kung fu? Lao Tzu's bear-style stick method is not a joke!"
Roar~ Xiong Er roared and then uprooted the small tree on the side of the road, and directly wiped off the small tree with both hands (every time I use this word, I will feel that my waist is not good) The small tree side branch was made, and a huge long stick was made in an instant!
Oh oh~~~~ "Bruce Lee"-style roar prelude! A kung fu bear was born in an instant. Xiong Er landed smoothly after the front flip, crossed his hands, and the long stick roared by!
"You stupidγγγγγγ Force...... Bear...... Hu Che was directly slapped away. As he flew, there was a scolding sound from afar! Xiong Er scratched his head slightly in embarrassment and erected the big stick aside. The bear next to him clapped his hands and gave a big thumbs up to his brother!
When the three goods came back, Tianmei and the others had already broken through the stone gate and rested in the courtyard. Xiao Tianju sat on Maomao's body, holding a wooden dagger in his hand and poking it back and forth. Maomao endured the pain and coaxed this little girl to laugh.
"Yes, yes, these fish are enough for us to eat for a while. Come on, pour it into the fish pond we dug up!" Chu led the way, and a few guys came to the newly dug fish pond next to the barbecue site!
Hu Che looked at this big fish pond and was stunned for a while. "Are you planning to build a 'palace' here?"
"No, no, no, I don't think that title is good, it's just a big house!" Chu Mou is actually completely for eating.
"Childe said, when there are more people in the future, there will be many more houses. Tianlan poured all the condiments into the cauldron where the water had been boiled. Tianmei on the other side took out a short knife and was about to disembowel the fish!
"Wait! Tianmei!" Chu hurriedly stopped.
"What's the matter, Childe?" Tianmei wondered.
"That knife is unhygienic, let's use this one!"
"Oh, too, it's a knife that slaughters people!"
Hu Che felt that if he drank water in the future, he must not be next to these people, otherwise it would be easy to choke!
Chu looked at Hu Che, still thinking about those unknown troubles in his heart. "This mountain, we have to go out after all!" He said lightly! Yes, let alone go out, and if we don't thoroughly investigate those people, we will never be able to find peace in this mountain.
Soon, the aroma of the fish soup began to spread. Mao Mao smelled the fragrance and patted his stomach again, and he felt that he should not have drunk the fish soup brought by the wild bird just now. The taste of the fish soup is completely different from the fish soup stewed by Chu and others!