26May man be long
When he arrived at the backstage of Mango Satellite TV, Mr. He took out his computer, Ouyang Can locked the other party's information after 10 seconds of typing on the computer keyboard, Zhou Wutong, female, 21 years old, a senior student at the Zhongyin Academy, saw this news, Ouyang Can was stunned, this was not the girl who looked like Xiaolongbao that day. At this time, the girl happened to be online, and then asked directly, "Zhou Wutong, hello, I'm a friend of Teacher He,"
Those who can be friends with Mr. He must also be good people. Definitely good guys too. Zhou Wutong thought so. "Hello, I'm Zhou Wutong, in fact, I don't have any malicious intent, I'm just a fan of Teacher He, the kind that is very iron. I just want to play with a few signed photos of Mr. He, I know it's a bad behavior for me to do this, please forgive me, okay?"
"Well, okay, I told Mr. He, the signed note will be mailed to you in the form of a courier, your hacking technology, Taicai, Mr. He thinks it's a terrorist. ”
"In that case, then it's fine," "In addition, Mr. He also promised to give you a personal photo of him,"
"Okay, this dear little fan, Mr. He still has to record the show, goodbye"
Hey, Mr. He, you say, how can you still have such an iron fan. ”
"Well, it seems that there really is," By the way, you can ask anything later, but except for the romance aspect, you know, I'm still a kid now, haha,"
"You're cheeky, haha. "Alright, it's almost time, it's time to take the stage,. ”
The front desk sounded, the theme song of "A Smile is Alluring". Ouyang Can and Ouyang Haina walked from the backstage to the front of the stage, and Ouyang Can was dressed in light-colored clothes.
Ouyang Haina is an ice blue long skirt and an ice blue t-shirt, and a pair of sea blue high heels, in fact, this look is different from Ouyang Haina's style, it is not cold, but it is necessary to pretend to be cold.
After greeting the audience who recorded the show offstage, the program hosts He Hao and Li Na began to hug Ouyang Haina, and when Li Na hugged Ouyang Can, Ouyang Can suddenly said: "Sister Na, you have committed a foul, how can you hit someone with the ball?"
The audience in the audience first froze for two seconds, and then began to burst into laughter. "Haha, I actually said that Sister Na hit people with the ball, but Sister Na does have that capital." ”
Li Na shouldn't have come to her senses, so Ouyang Haina next to her slapped Ouyang Can, "How do you talk about this kid! Sister Na is hitting people with the ball? Then she quietly walked up to Li Na and said to Li Na, "Sister Na, do you know where else to sell globes?"
At this time, Li Na came to her senses, and the dowry was annoyed and said angrily: "Director, I'm on strike, and their two sisters and brothers are in the show." ”
At this time, the backstage was very cooperative and said, "Add a chicken leg to you." "Li Na is also very cooperative, at least two pieces. This period passed easily, and then began to "A Smile is Alluring" to get the drama Xuan mode,
Then he started telling jokes, Ouyang Can took out Xiao Ming from that world,
Xiao Ming found the teacher with the test paper, and then said to the teacher, "Can the teacher tell me about these two questions?" The teacher yelled at Xiao Ming, "Xiao Ming, get out" Xiao Ming said at this time, if you don't talk about it, why don't you talk about it? Why are you yelling so loudly? and then walked out of the women's toilet slowly.
As soon as this paragraph came out, Li Na almost didn't roll on the ground. The audience in the audience turned their backs on their horses, and then went on to talk about another one. Laughing at a lot of people,
When I was in elementary school, during the nature class, the teacher talked about the "principle of leverage" and inspired: "What else can be used to make levers besides iron rods and wooden sticks?"
Xiao Ming: "And the single!"
Teacher: "Get out of here......"
This joke is estimated to offend the elementary school teacher,
"Teachers who taught me before, don't be angry when you see this show, this is just to amuse everyone, please forgive me. Then bow in the direction of the camera and apologize. ”
In fact, many people thought that Ouyang Can didn't need to be like this, but they still recognized his approach.
Then we started playing the game. Ouyang Haina and Ouyang Can are both sisters and brothers, and they play more openly, but when Ouyang Can confronts Ouyang Haina, Ouyang Haina knows that her stinky brother will definitely pit her.
Ouyang Can said, "Sister, answer the first word of every sentence I say as quickly as you can, and you must answer it in a very short time."
OK, "Let the horses come,"
"Sister, I started, the first sentence, I like you"
"Me"
"The second sentence, like you"
"Hi"
"The third sentence, welcome everyone to Happy Friday"
"Huan"
"The last sentence, who is your uncle. ”
"You"
Haha, the audience laughed, I have never seen such a pit sister.
Then at this time, Ouyang Can said: "I originally wanted to ask, who is your father, but I was afraid that I would be beaten to death when I went home, so I forgot it." ”
At this time, Ouyang Haina said, "Anyway, you will definitely not survive tomorrow"
Ouyang Can said "why"
Henna said, "Have you forgotten that Daddy was the number one in their generation?"
At this time, Ouyang Can said: "First. "Director, big brother, big sister, you must not broadcast this paragraph, otherwise there will definitely be an incident of adults beating children when I go home." Don't broadcast it. ”
At this time, the director replied very cooperatively, "Don't worry, I will never tell others, don't worry, my character is absolutely guaranteed,"
At this time, the audience in the audience was happy, and they already knew that this paragraph must be a breaking point.
Such a good publicity opportunity will definitely not be missed, the actor of "A Smile is Alluring" is on stage, did he say something wrong when he fell to the ground?
But then it's time to pick up the pen and write. Originally, Ouyang Can didn't plan to participate in the Mid-Autumn Festival's literary and artistic activities, but he didn't want to, Mango Satellite TV made such a play, so he wrote it under the record of the camera,
"I Wish People Were Long"
When is the bright moon asking the sky?
I don't know what year it is tonight
I want to ride the wind back, and I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu
The high place is unbearable, dancing to figure out how the shadow seems to be in the world
Zhuge low Qihu shines sleeplessly
There should be no hatred for anything to say goodbye
People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has clouds and sunny days
This matter is difficult to complete, I hope that people will last a long time, thousands of miles together!
This is a lyric. I went back and wrote the composition of the song and found someone to sing it,"
"Li Na asked, are you sure this is a song," Ouyang Can said, "It's confirmed, what's wrong?": "You're too talented, aren't you?"
Li Na asked at this time, "Can I ask you for a song?"
"It's your one!" Ouyang Can said,
"Yes, he's tired now, how is he? No, it's okay," Li Na said with some frustration.
"That's it!" "Although I can't guarantee that it will be a hundred years old, it should still be possible." It's a classic, let's go back today, about a day or two, and I'll send it to your email after the creation is finished, and let Brother Chen Jie take a look at it then. ”
"Thank you in advance!"
Then let's go back first, you are busy, besides, remember to say good things to the director, and cut out the part where I died myself!
"Hahahaha, you deserve it, you want to take advantage of your sister's advantage. Henna smiled and quipped, okay, Brother Hao, Sister Na, let's go back first,
PS Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day, everyone