Although the money arrived, the two continued to be patient and continued to shoot homemade cat food materials.

The actor Fei Ye naturally had to be present.

After all, this issue is to make cat food, and the master has to show that he is very greedy. Smell it, look forward to it, and I have to take a picture of eating together with Yu Qiu.

Yu Qiu eats crucian carp for rice, and he eats cat food.

If you are filming, you never have to talk about drama, guide the scene or something.

Because he can understand the script!

So he naturally and normally made the content of the shots to be expressed.

And He Fang also captured these shots in time.

"Fei Ye is really amazing!" He Fang sighed sincerely. If someone else wants to make such a video and wants to have pet elements in it, how long do you have to shoot and how many opportunities do you have to squat to shoot a usable shot?

Yu Qiu nodded: "If life is tight in the future, I will take Fei Ye to film!"

Fei Ye looked at him with disdain.

"Hurry up and keep shooting. I'll shoot the footage today, and I'll start editing. Yu Qiu said, "Tomorrow you will go to shoot the wedding feature film for relatives and friends to interview and bless the shots." ”

The first issue of "Aftertaste" has been launched, and next, it is necessary to try to achieve stable updates.

When this issue of the hot dry noodles video was launched, under the Weibo of the talking cat, the fan viscosity climbed to a new peak.

Because I saw a non-master who could move.

【Fei Ye】

【Picked up cat master】

【High Cold】

[Don't love him, no result]

Fei Ye, who has existed for so long with emojis, frequently appears in the video.

Not to mention, this style of video was originally a hit that became a big hit later.

The daily Weibo of the aftertaste, the number of fans is growing at a rate visible to the naked eye.

Wang Peng was so happy that he couldn't keep his mouth shut.

In the past, when I was doing the operation of the forum, where was the level of activity there, where was Weibo so high and so timely?

"Hey, someone reacted when they saw that the three of us were interacting in such a timely manner. Wang Peng pointed to a comment.

[@王牙牙: @会说话的猫@爆笑研究猿@余味的日常, you're in a group, right?

"Raising a monkey sounds good!" Zhang Longyu said with a smile, "Go back and ask the boss." ”

"It's like opening a zoo. Shi Sishi covered her mouth and smiled.

Zhang Longyu glanced at him and was very sad: "Why are you wearing ancient costumes again today? Do you want to smash all my beautiful imagination of all kinds of beauties?"

"Isn't it pretty?"

Zhang Longyu gritted his teeth and said, "It's good-looking!"

"You just don't want to appear on the scene, and be a palace maid who is not a master. Wang Peng's brain was opened.

“…… Ancient costumes, I only have this set. Shi Sishi is quite eager to try.

"I'll ask the boss later. ”

Zhang Longyu turned his head and asked Shi Sishi: "Can you come over dressed as a man one day? In this way, we have a coordinate reference for your image! Always remember your true face, it is good for us!"

“…… That...... Let's see when. ”

"The sooner the better!"

Zhang Longyu felt that it was not a way to go on like this.

What if you accept this setting and feel very emotional?

At lunch, Wang Peng mentioned the idea of raising monkeys.

Fei Ye had already heard them chatting, eating fish and cat food and said: "That's just a funny Weibo, it relies on words to win, what kind of monkey do you raise?"

Yu Qiu listened to it with joy: "Do the current one well." Dalong, speed up your creation. ”

"How many did you think about it in the morning, and the boss pointed out?" Zhang Longyu said.

"Don't!" Shi Sishi's coquettish sentence made several people shudder. He said, "When you eat, what if it's too funny to spray rice?"

"It would be great if we could have this power. Zhang Longyu adjusted his mentality and said longingly.

After eating, Zhang Longyu began to tell the joke he thought of.

"Teach you a good way to tell the direction: open your mouth and stay in the four directions for 30 seconds, and the direction where you can eat is the northwest. ”

The four of them looked at him expressionlessly.

"Northwest wind!" Zhang Longyu thought they didn't understand.

"Next. He Fangyan said succinctly.

Zhang Longyu sighed: "Recently, I rejected three more girls, looking at their lonely backs, I can only silently say sorry." I really can't afford this real estate, insurance, and financial products of yours. ”

Yu Qiu also sighed: "Don't be so subtle, why do you have to go through it in your head." ”

“…… It turns out that boss, you like to be direct. ”

"Look, don't you usually talk like a sassy bag?"

"Then let me tell you about the ...... I experienced before" Zhang Longyu was embarrassed, "When I took the final exam in the first semester of my sophomore year, my pants were worn tightly, and my little brother was very uncomfortable. Every time I felt uncomfortable, I put my hand in and straightened it out. Then the invigilator came and he said take out what you were hiding......"

The four of them all laughed, and He Fang asked, "Then did you take it out?"

“…… He didn't believe me, so he took me to the toilet to check ......"

"Damn, it's more graphic. Wang Peng asked curiously, "What happened later?"

Zhang Longyu was very sad: "It's just a matter of taking off my pants to prove my innocence, the key is that at the suggestion of the invigilator, I went to have surgery after the holiday." ”

Yu Qiu can't bear it anymore, what kind of god is this?

"Cutting ...... Pi?" Shi Sishi asked in a low voice.

Zhang Longyu sighed: "That's another sad story. ”

"Speak quickly!" He Fang thought the thief was amused.

"You ...... Have you cut it?" Zhang Longyu asked first.

The four of them all shook their heads, and Yu Qiu glanced at Fei Ye. Fei Ye scolded angrily: "Look at what Lao Tzu is doing?"

Zhang Longyu sighed: "I was a very simple high school student at that time, and I had no money, of course my father took me there." He lied to me, saying that it would not hurt if he was given anesthetic. ”

"It hurts to inject anesthetic?" Wang Peng was shocked.

"It doesn't hurt after the beating, but it hurts when you hit it! Imagine what it feels like to be pricked by a needle?"

The four men tightened their legs, afraid.

"That's it. The main thing is that there is a nurse lady who tells me to take off my pants. I said, "Ah?" the nurse said, hurry up. And I said, "All off?" The nurse said, "What do you say?" and I said something very humiliating. ”

"What did you say?"

"I said, then you tap ......"

He Fang laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.

Wang Peng's pigtails shook with laughter: "Have you reacted?"

“…… My brother saw the girl for the first time, what do you say?" Zhang Longyu sighed, "I said lightly, then it is really gentle......"

"Isn't it numb?"

"You have to shave your hair first......" Zhang Longyu covered his face, "At that moment, I will confess......"

Wang Peng smiled sheepishly: "It's understandable, it's understandable, it's the first time." ”

"It's so embarrassing...... Zhang Longyu sighed, "Sister Nurse's movements are proficient, I guess I've seen a lot, and I joked, saying that now I know where to cut." ”

"And then?"

“…… Everything else was fine, but when I was done, I said, can I take a look? After all, I've been with me for so many years. ”

He Fang panted with laughter.

Zhang Longyu said sadly: "As a result, the doctor said that they are all in the bucket, do you recognize it, which one is yours?"

"Damn, is the business so good?" Wang Peng was shocked.

"It's about my brother, of course I went to a reliable big hospital, ......what about queuing," Zhang Longyu shook his head, "When queuing, everyone doesn't speak, and this topic can't be discussed." ”

Yu Qiu nodded: "This is still quite funny, you can write it down, Xiao S will make a growth picture, with some emojis." ”

"After the operation, I didn't dare to cross two blocks at a time when I went up the stairs, and I couldn't throw it off willfully after going to the toilet. When I went to change the dressing, I took off my pants after paying the money, and I was very skilled. The nurse also joked about whether to help with a bow, and I said that I would see someone when I went to the toilet. ”

"Let me ask you a question. Wang Peng grinned, "Get up in the morning...... Doesn't it hurt?"

Zhang Longyu's eyes were confused: "In winter, get up in the morning, soak the cool potion for a few minutes, and spray fungicide." And you can't dry it roughly, use a hair dryer to dry it......"

"I can't do it anymore...... This picture ...... "He Fang slapped the table directly.

"Then it's the New Year. Zhang Longyu looked unbearable from the past, "There are relatives at home, so I must come out to meet them." My uncle said: Your kid's legs are so open, and he has become arrogant when he walks. So my relatives knew that I had cut it. ”

Seeing that they couldn't laugh, Zhang Longyu shook his head and said: "Sure enough, the core of comedy is tragedy." I was just going to talk about the invigilator......"

"It's funnier...... Wang said, "and then interact with each other and see if anyone shares their experiences." ”

“…… To face. ”

"It's okay, you can accept submissions, send them anonymously!"

"I can't suffer alone!" Zhang Longyu said, "It's just a noon break, and one person will talk about his own troubles!"