"Don't worry, Uncle Tang, I know the measure. ”

Zhao Ping'an also knows that urban society is not as simple as his Jiulong Mountain, black is black and white is white.

It is full of deceit, and right and wrong are often reversed. A small character like himself who is new and has no backing, as long as a big person accidentally offends something, it is estimated that he will be suppressed and will never turn over.

Since this little chubby dun said that he has some background in his family, he should not be an ordinary person. I have to teach him a good lesson, but I can't leave him any external injuries and give others a handle. Let his family seize the handle to find trouble for himself. Such a thing may be a great difficulty for others, but for himself, it is simply Zhang Fei eating bean sprouts - a piece of cake.

Who is he, he is the famous doctor Zhao Ping'an in Jiulong Mountain, who is loved by everyone. Isn't it his specialty to leave no traces of the whole person? What he mainly learned was acupuncture, and quietly pricked a few acupuncture points of this fat man, not only the wound was very small and not easy to find, but it could also make him feel so painful that life was worse than death.

After thinking of countermeasures, Zhao Ping'an suddenly had a sinister smile on his face, touched two golden needles from his pocket and quietly sandwiched them between his fingers, and approached the little chubby dun who was sitting on the ground in frustration because Tang Mengmeng failed to leave the pickle girl.

The little chubby dun was still beating his chest sadly because his goddess Miss Xiaoyu ignored him, and he took out a mirror from his fart bag.

The origin of this mirror is not simple, he deliberately spent a lot of money to open the light from the temple, and I heard the mage who received him say that this mirror can help him become more and more handsome.

As long as you bring it to yourself, look in the mirror more when you are fine, and then come to the temple every month to donate a little sesame oil money, you will soon be handsome to surpass Andy Lau.

Little Fat Dun'er opened his mirror, only to find that the mirror had all been broken. Only then did he remember that when he sat down with his butt just now, he estimated that the weight of his whole body was pressed on this mirror.

According to his weight of 200 pounds, he didn't crush this mirror to pieces, and sure enough, what the master gave was good!

The little chubby dun used the broken mirror to look at his meter over and over again. It's impossible, I have smooth skin, three-dimensional facial features, dark hair, and a melon seed face, so handsome and chic, how can I not ask Miss Meng Meng to watch a movie together? This is simply unscientific!

The little chubby dun er is still here to worry about his handsome and chic appearance, but he doesn't realize that the danger is approaching him, step by step.

Zhao Ping'an walked behind the little fat dun and patted him lightly on the shoulder: "Hey, fat man." ”

Little Fat Dun'er is now fascinated by his handsome appearance that surpasses Andy Lau, where do he still have the heart to care about other things, he directly waved his hand at Zhao Ping'an, and shouted in a very unhappy tone: "Get out, don't bother me, stay where it's cool." ”

Zhao Ping'an really felt like there were 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling by, damn it! Zhao Ping'an, the super invincible and powerful miracle doctor of Jiulong Mountain, in Jiulong Mountain, is simply people love people, flowers bloom, cars see car tires, countless yellow flower girls, lined up in a long line, begging themselves to spend a good night with them (for their own medical ethics did not go).

is such an excellent man himself, and he has been repeatedly ignored here by a little chubby dun who looks more than Zhu Bajie, which is simply unbearable for my uncle and my aunt.

Zhao Ping'an felt that if he didn't explode his small universe again, he would definitely be by this little fat dun. There are many ways to die in a person's life, and a person like him is an outstanding doctor.

It can be because of hard work and hard work, it can be because of concentrating on picking up girls and dying of people, or it can be hard work to make money and count money to death. Anyway, it shouldn't be by such an ugly person, if you really die like this, you will be teased by other ghosts when you go to the underworld of the Yin Dynasty in the future.

Zhao Ping'an didn't want to talk to him anymore, he walked in front of the little fat dun'er, and originally wanted to unknowingly kill the dead hole in his chest with the golden needle between his fingers.

Pricking the death point in a person's chest with a golden needle will not cause substantial harm to the person's body, after all, Zhao Ping'an is a doctor with medical ethics, and his medical skills are used to save people, not to kill people.

But Zhao Ping'an didn't expect this little chubby dun to be too fat, after he sat on the ground, he was a ball of meat, and there was meat everywhere on his body, and he couldn't tell where his chest was.

In desperation, Zhao Ping'an could only change his strategy. He endured the anger in his heart, and deliberately pretended to be dragging and said to the little fat dun: "Hey, little fat man, you dare not bird me, do you know who Uncle Ben is?"

Little Fat Dun'er, who was still admiring his handsome face, heard Zhao Ping'an speak so angrily, and his interest was immediately aroused by him.

"What kind of person are you, you're not big, but you have a big mouth. Hurry up and get out of here, or your fat man won't be able to spare you later. ”

When Zhao Ping'an heard that this little chubby dun dared to call himself a fat man, he almost didn't go crazy with laughter. I thought that the martial arts novels of these years have really poisoned how many high school students, how can a person come out who is not a person, and he has to hang himself with the word "grandfather".

However, this fat man was poisoned by martial arts novels at a glance, and Zhao Ping'an knew that such a simple-minded person with a hero complex was better fooled.

The more you are angry with him, the more he has to compete with you, so Zhao Ping'an deliberately pretended to be a master of the world, and said slowly in a very unfathomable tone: "I tell you that you don't want to tell others, I am actually Zhao Ping'an, who is known as the thunderbolt acuman." ”

"What the hell is this name, I've never heard of it, fat man. ”

Zhao Ping'an thought to himself, you TM Isn't this nonsense, I just thought of a name casually, if you have heard it, then you don't see a ghost!

So he continued to put on the appearance of a worldly master, and then fooled the poor little fat man: "You haven't heard of my name? Then you are really lonely, I have been living in seclusion in the mountains, and I have not shown my face in the world." Therefore, people with relatively low ranks generally don't know my name. ”

Zhao Ping'an said with a look of contempt, condescending to look at the little fat dun'er.

Little Fat Dun'er was completely angered by Zhao Ping'an at this moment, he could tolerate people despising his handsome appearance, but he definitely couldn't tolerate people despising his superb martial arts.

Little Fat Dun began to study Jin Yong's martial arts novels at the age of six, and at the age of 12, he entered the Shaolin Temple Academy of Literature and Martial Arts and became a lay disciple of the Shaolin Temple, and at the age of 14, he fought all over the school invincible, and successfully became the first master of his community kindergarten。。。。。。。

This is one by one, all of them are their own glorious history, and now there is a man who came out of nowhere, running in front of him and questioning his profound martial arts.

Little Fat Dun'er really just wants to look up to the sky and roar: "Kill me angrily!"

"Don't pretend to be forced here, thunderbolt acupuncture acuman, it's unfathomable, don't you dare to learn from your fat master and me?"

Zhao Ping'an said so much nonsense before, just to lure the enemy deep and let the little fat dun say such things himself. After all, I am now in a civilized society, and casually bringing up people on the street is a violent beating, which is simply too rude (the point is that you will be arrested by the police uncle). I am also a person with status, how could I do such a rude thing (the point is because I don't dare).

Now that he heard that the fat man took the initiative to talk to him, Zhao Ping'an's heart was so cool that it was like someone gave him a pillow when he just fell asleep.

"In fact, we who practice martial arts do not practice martial arts for the sake of fighting fiercely. ”

Although he said that his heart was already upside down, Zhao Ping'an still maintained a sanctimonious appearance on the surface. Which move did Zhuge Liang use to capture Meng Qi? What move did he Zhao Ping'an use to conquer the little fat man? Or did he want to capture the old man?

Seeing that the fish bit the hook, I can't hurry to reel in the line, and I can only catch a big fish by putting a long line. Although this fat man looks stupid, it is estimated that his head is filled with his own fat. But as soon as he proposed to compete with himself, he hurriedly agreed, which inevitably seemed to be deliberately leading him to the bait. He Zhao Ping'an is a good Chinese man, and he must not let others mistake him for a scheming!

When the little fat Dun'er saw Zhao Ping'an give in, he thought that he was afraid of his authentic martial arts from Shaolin, the source of martial arts in the world. Hurry up and strike while the iron is hot, so as not to leave Zhao Ping'an a chance to fight back. The little fat dun shouted loudly: "What's the matter, aren't you a senior? Aren't you a master outside the world? Why are you so cowardly? Don't tell me anything about martial arts practitioners, anyway, either you will compete with me, or you will pick up your tail and roll it for me." In the future, stay away from my Mengmeng Miss, otherwise Fat Master, I will beat you once I see you. ”

Zhao Ping'an saw that he was full of fire, and he no longer talked to him, and walked directly in front of him and said to him: "I know that you young people are hot, this is not good." In this way, I will make a move and fight cattle across the mountain. All you have to do is stand up and take me in the face, and if that slap doesn't knock you down, I'll automatically throw in the towel. ”

Little Fat Dun'er thought to herself, with her own physique, let alone a palm, even if a motorcycle crashes over, she can't hit herself, or she can't hit herself. This kid will brag, and now he is going to make a fool of himself.

Zhao Ping'an was overjoyed when he saw the fat man finally stand up, but he still found a very tragic reality, that is, even if the fat man stood straight in front of him like this, he still couldn't tell where he was just from his size.