Chapter 213: A Man Who Wants to Be a Big Sister
On the 30th, the sky is clear and clear.
For many senior high school classes, the annual breakout meal began on this day.
Some classes went to the restaurant to eat after the exam was finished last night, but Li Yiru's class was a little later and changed to noon today.
Plenty of time to keep them entertained.
Li Yiru is very busy today, he promised Xia Yuqing that he would go to the group banquet at the High School Attached to the National People's Congress tonight, so he must go.
This kind of thing can't make the girl lose face. Fortunately, the casual meal of the middle school attached to the National People's Congress was arranged in the evening, and they were able to rush over to toast them with a glass of wine.
The restaurant chosen for the casual meal is near the school, and for Li Yiru's sake, the boss gave a 9.8% discount.
After hearing this exciting news, Li Yiru couldn't calm down for a while, and his face didn't seem to be worth much!
After graduation, all the boys and girls are dressed up brightly, and 19 middle school is a secondary school, and after the college entrance examination, the lack of student spirit is swept away by them.
used to wear school uniforms every day, and many girls' figures were hidden, but after dressing up, Li Yiru suddenly found that the appearance of the girls in his class was not unacceptable.
Especially Xiao Taotao, who arrived very early, her hip-wrapping miniskirt was so short that it was just two fingers, even Li Yiru had to take a few more looks.
"Li Yiru, don't look at it, I'm a culotte!"
Oh, this girl is as good as ever!
Li Yiru resolutely disbelieved: "I don't believe it, how can you prove it?"
Everyone was laughing, and Ma Jian asked weakly, "What are culottes?"
There was another burst of laughter in the box.
Li Yiru sighed: "Look at it, these top students know how to study and delay many things." ”
A boy said: "Ma Jian, what are C-shaped pants?"
Li Yiru said: "Talk about a little health, I'm about to go to the end of the world alone, I can't recall it, it's all your sassy faces, right? ”
After a period of silence, Li Yiru said again: "Let's start with the squad leader Ma Jian!"
Laughter erupted again in the box.
Ma Jian said humbly: "I think, we should make a vow, no matter how busy we are in the future, our class will meet at least once a year." ”
Everyone sighed:
"Ma Jian, you said that you are good everywhere, but you are too responsible. ”
"If you have Li Yiru's flamboyant tongue, even if you look ugly, that girl will continue!"
"You always mess with Li Yiru, why haven't you learned the essence of cheap goods?"
......
Li Yiru quit, "If you say it, he will talk about him, why are you pulling me? Besides, if you are cheap, you will be romantic!"
Ma Jian said: "I don't want to learn from him, I want to be a good person." ”
"Drop, good guy card!"
Ma Jian: "Huh?"
Xiao Taotao sighed with emotion: "Li Yiru, don't you know, many girls have dreamed of you in their dreams!"
"Huh?" Li Yiru put his hands around his chest, "Don't do anything to me in your dreams." ”
A boy raised his hands high: "I want to listen to the process!!"
"You boys, what are you thinking about!"
"That's it, dirty, shameless and obscene!" Li Yiru also said, "Cheers to our gradually lost innocence!"
"Big brother, you don't even have a dish, so you can drink it?"
At this time, half of the students had already arrived, and several teachers had not yet arrived.
Li Yiru raised his wrist and looked at the time, and decided to pick up the teacher, he was just about to call Zhou Nannan, when a pair of men and women suddenly broke into everyone's sight.
This man is Lao Tao, as for the woman carrying Lao Tao's arm, everyone doesn't know it, but Li Yiru is familiar with it.
It's not an aunt, but a cousin Li Wanru.
Li Wanru and herself are the same grandfather, so they are also very close relatives.
Regarding Li Wanru's sudden appearance in front of him with Lao Tao on her shoulder, Li Yiru was also very sudden, what is the situation? Obviously, she introduced her aunt to Lao Tao! Li Yiru was directly confused.
Lao Tao said happily: "Students, let me introduce you, this is your teacher!"
Li Wanru dressed up carefully, waved her hand to her classmates at this time, and said a little embarrassedly: "Hello classmates." ”
The reason why I'm embarrassed is that I should have seen my cousin.
The students said:
"Hello teacher!"
"Master, you are so beautiful!"
"Sit down!"
......
Li Yiru reluctantly stood beside Li Wanru, sighed, and said melancholy: "I have to announce a piece of news, and you will have to change your mind about me in the future." ”
Students: "???"
Li Yiru said: "Call me uncle!"
Li Wanru squeezed out a smile: "This kid is like this at home, everyone has to get used to it!"
Lao Tao: "I thought this kid wasn't like this at home, so are you used to it?"
"Brother-in-law, how do you talk?" Li Yiru said and asked, "Brother-in-law, when will the other teachers come over?"
"The politics teacher said to go to class 13 to have a look first, and then come over, and the history teacher is on the way...... The Chinese teacher is putting on makeup. ”
"Then I'll pick up the Chinese teacher. ”
Li Yiru said, then came downstairs and went straight to the community rented by the Chinese teacher.
On the way, Li Yiru called his aunt and learned about the situation.
In fact, both aunt and Lao Tao recognize each other, but because the family backgrounds are completely different and the economic bases are very different, many things on both sides cannot be reconciled.
For example, in the concept of consumption, my aunt may be gone for a few hundred dollars if she orders a takeaway casually, and these few hundred yuan are Lao Tao's food expenses for a month.
For example, in pursuit, my aunt wants to go out to travel as long as she is on vacation, and Lao Tao only thinks that she should give some backward students free make-up classes during the holidays.
People who are completely two worlds may also be very conflicted when they live together in the future, so after contacting for a while, both parties give up rationally.
Just when Lao Tao was full of hesitation about life, he didn't expect his cousin to fall in love with Lao Tao later, so they were together.
My cousin has a certain common topic with him, and my cousin's salary is not high, and she is also a person who lives frugally.
Along the way, Li Yiru was thinking about a question, people, there must be money!
What if you don't run your family diligently and thriftily? How good it is to have money, you can eat meat at once, drive every day, meet different little girls every time, and talk about your ideals with them all night long.
If you really want to be rich, who is still diligent and thrifty? Isn't it often forced to be diligent and thrifty?
Therefore, Li Yiru believes that diligence and thrift cannot be counted as a traditional virtue, but only an external appearance of material dissatisfaction.
Of course, there are also some rich people, although they are developed, they are also very thrifty.
"I can't figure out this kind of person, isn't it necessary to spend moderately when you earn money? You obviously have 100,000 yuan a month, but you have the same consumption level as a person with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, isn't that blinding you with such a high income? Reasonable consumption is the best, otherwise when people are gone, the money will not be spent. Li Yiru said this, and took a bite of a 5-cent popsicle.
"Li Yiru, are you embarrassed to say, you're too picky, aren't you? Just invite me to eat a 5-cent popsicle?" Zhou Nannan was going crazy.
"This delicious, childhood memory. ”
At this time, the Chinese teacher appeared in front of Li Yiru in full costume, and I have to say, the Chinese teacher is a beautiful girl today!
The school has a rule that female teachers must wear a white coat to class, and if they wear a skirt underneath, they must not go above the knees. You can only apply a little powder, and you can't dress up enchantingly.
Female teachers are also women, and every year during the winter and summer vacations, female teachers are really liberated.
When I returned to the hotel again, everyone was already staggered.
Li Yiru doesn't drink well, so he doesn't drink if he can, and he resolutely doesn't allow himself to get drunk.
Some people persuaded them to drink, saying that this time they parted, why not get drunk and rest.
Li Yiru smiled at this and clinked glasses with everyone.
Some people's concept of wine is to help people when they are happy, and to relieve their worries when they are sad. On the occasion of graduation, you have to get drunk before you take a break.
Li Yiru's understanding of wine is always that no matter what time it is, it is best to be slightly drunk. Even when Li Yiru was out of love, he didn't drink a drop of alcohol.
To put it bluntly, it's not good, he doesn't understand what this thing is good about.
Li Yiru poured the wine full and handed it to Lao Tao: "Brother-in-law, this wine is very delicious, I specially asked for the first-class Jin Shibai, you did it, I am free." ”
Lao Tao: "You can do whatever you want, but can you put down the drink bottle of the female classmate?"
At this time, a boy quarreled with the waiter, and he had to ask the waiter to sing him a song.
Li Yiru's face collapsed when he heard this, this is so special...... What song do you ask your thirty-seven or eighteen-year-old sister to sing to you? Brother, what kind of character do you have when you drink a little wine?
Lao Tao was just about to get up, Li Yiru had already taken a step, and at this time, Ma Jian had already pulled the boy and apologized to the eldest sister.
The eldest sister waiter left with a smile, and the hotel occasionally has this kind of drunken disorderly thing, no way.
When Li Yiru went out to get a drink, he found that the eldest sister was also serving food to other private rooms.
This...... Life is so interesting!
Parting, parting in high school, for many people, is really not a chance to see each other again in this life.
In this era of highly developed information, people's communication has become very fast, but after graduation, it is really the same as the world.
Even future class gatherings will eventually be cancelled because the number of people is getting smaller and smaller.
Li Yiru remembered his fifth class, a year after graduation, the class was originally 51 people, but it was 32 people, and some classmates attended with their partners. The second year, there were 24 people, and the third year, 18 people, and since then it has been cancelled......
Li Yiru looked at the young faces in the box, and knew that many people could only be sealed in their memories in the future, even if they were so good.
Sun Lianyun drank too much, put his arm around Lao Tao's shoulders and said, "Teacher Tao, you are the best teacher I have ever met in my life-"
Li Yiru glanced at him from the side, and silently pulled down his arm on Lao Tao's shoulder.
Sun Lianyun raised his hand again to hook Lao Tao's shoulder, and suddenly burst into tears: "You are better than my parents to me!"
Li Yiru pulled his arm down again.
After drinking, there are all kinds of people, some people like to pat and beat when they drink too much, Li Yiru's thigh was slapped red by a male classmate, and he hurriedly looked for an opportunity to change the table.
Some people like to babble endlessly when they are drunk, this one began to attack Li Yiru, and Li Yiru was looking for an opportunity to slip away.
The most annoying kind of person is that he knows that you can't drink, but he still has to drink just you.
A classmate smashed the wine glass on the table, "Li Yiru, can you drink it, if you only drink drinks, you have to sit at the girls' table." ”
"Okay!" Li Yiru got up and walked over.
The magic happened.
"Come and sit with me!"
"Yiru sits here!"
"I'm a big place!"
......
Even the little girl in the class who blushed when she spoke got up silently and gave up her seat.
Li Yiru sat next to the best-looking girl in the class, and sighed: "Eh, I enjoyed a glamorous life that didn't match my age at such a young age, and I also had back pain when I thought about it!"
Boys: "......"
A boy put down his wine glass: "Actually, I can't drink either, beauties, are there any empty seats? Let's have a drink together!"
"Look at your little bit of talent," Li Yiru glanced at him, and said to the female classmate: "Let's count the stars together tonight, how beautiful the stars are in a blink of an eye." ”
The female classmates quit:
"Li Yiru, can you do what you say?"
"Do you dare to honor what you say, we girls are serious. Others dare not say that I can be taken away by you. ”
"Me too!"
"I can do it too!"
......
After being molested by the girls again, Li Yiru silently returned to Lao Tao's side and fell into the Pansi Cave, no one could fight those goblins.
Lao Tao proposed: "Do you still remember the self-introduction you made when you entered the school in your first year of high school?"
Everyone looked at each other, and most people forgot.
Lao Tao: "Ma Jian, do you remember?"
Ma Jian thought for a while: "I remember that I seemed to have said something like becoming the pride of the school. ”
Lao Tao took out a letter from his bag and handed it to him, "Yours." ”
Ma Jian unfolded the envelope, which contained his own speech when he first entered the school, and for a while, his youth was back, and the old things rolled in.
It was a hot summer day, and they were still young.
At that time, Ma Jian combed his hair separately, pretending to be an adult, and he said proudly: "I will use my three years of hard work to become the best student in our school, today I am proud of the school, and tomorrow the school will be proud of me!"
Ma Jian's generous voice echoed in the banquet, and he grinned: "Today, three years later, I have failed. ”
"No, you didn't fail!" Lao Tao said, taking out a red certificate of honor and handing it over.
Flip through the certificate, and the words on it are:
[Ma Jian has achieved excellent results in the past three years, unites his classmates, and is an outstanding student cadre of the whole school for consecutive years, down-to-earth, conscientious and responsible, with a strong sense of collective honor, and has the potential to become a doer in the future.
Disadvantages: stubborn, inflexible, impulsive.
......
Special Certificate.
I hope that after 10 years, Ma Jian will come back with a certificate of honor to "report on his work".
Teacher Tao will always be waiting for you!]
Ma Jian's eyes were red, and tears rolled down: "Thank you, teacher, I will work hard to live up to your expectations." ”
Teacher Tao handed another letter to Xiao Taotao: "Star fruit, tell me about your admission introduction." ”
Xiao Taotao got up and opened the envelope: "Hello students, my name is star fruit, the 'Yang' of water-based poplar flowers, and the 'Li' of peach and plum all over the world, I'm sorry students, I'm nervous!"
The scene of the past was truly reproduced, and the audience burst into laughter.
Xiao Taotao smiled and continued to read the letter: "My name is star fruit, and my ideal is to become a big brother's woman!"
Burst!
In the midst of laughter, Lao Tao handed a certificate of honor to Xiao Taotao, which also had a few lines written in it:
[Star fruit has spent three years to fully prove that he is getting farther and farther away from the goal of the eldest brother woman. The society is beautiful, the legal system is more sound, the whole country is sweeping away HEI and eliminating evil, and the hope of star fruit students is very slim.
However, the star fruit student applied for the Public Security University, and I understand that the star fruit classmate has matured, and the goal has changed from becoming a woman of the eldest brother to a woman who judges the eldest brother.
......
Please take care to eliminate evil for the people, and to be more careful to ensure safety.
After 10 years, please come back with a certificate of honor, I want to see your efforts for the country and the people, and see your happy life and happy family.
Teacher Tao is waiting for you. 】
Xiao Taotao wiped her tears: "Teacher, don't worry, I will definitely redouble my efforts." ”
......
Soon, Lao Tao pointed at Li Yiru: "It's your turn." ”
Li Yiru did not open the envelope, and he still remembers the speech when he first entered the school.
He said: "Classmates, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Li Yiru, my ideal is also very simple, similar to a classmate, I want to be a big sister." ”
Burst!
Ha ha!
At this time, there was laughter at the wine table, and at that time, there was laughter in the classroom.
Li Yiru said again: "I have a problem, my mouth is poisonous. But you have to believe that as long as you persist for three years, as long as you fully understand my temperament, then I will definitely be your best friend...... One, if you don't want to, then two, three, four.
......”
Li Yiru said, looked at Lao Tao quietly, and waited for him to give him a certificate of honor.
Lao Tao took out a letter from his bag and handed it to Yue Tianci: "Yue Tianci, read yours." ”
Li Yiru stopped doing it at that time: "Brother-in-law, what about mine?"
"What's yours?"
"Where's my certificate of honor?"
"You don't!" said Lao Tao as a matter of course.
"Why, why do everyone else have it, but I don't?
"What do you want? My brother-in-law has called me, and I will report directly to my family in the future!"
Li Yiru was stunned, heh, sure enough, men are all big pigs' trotters, and they can really be perfunctory and unambiguous to their own family!