Yu Qiu patted his head: "Just call it a talking cat!"

Fei Ye was shocked: "What operation?"

Yu Qiu said with great interest: "Look, I said that you can speak, but no one believes me! However, I think what is peculiar about you is that there are some demeanors and movements that ordinary cats don't have at all." If such a moment is captured, accompanied by some of the words you said, wouldn't it be all unique?"

"For example, if you can understand the movie, you will react with your expression, if I take a picture of you watching a movie, you still have a very disgusting expression, I will add another sentence: What kind of garbage is this filming. Isn't it fun?"

Fei Ye immediately made an unbelievable move, he squatted on the table, raised his front paws against his chin, and said thoughtfully: "It's feasible, I can become an emoji, a famous cat." ”

"I'm ...... It's too much, if you shoot it, it will be fine. Yu Qiu was dumbfounded.

Fei Ye smiled wickedly at the corner of his mouth, and then said: "It doesn't matter, you can say that you trained, at most I will cooperate with you." ”

"That'...... That's it?"

Fei Ye nodded coolly: "That's it, I'm originally a talking cat." Take my mobile phone, and use this expression just now, with a few different words. For example: stupid earthling, have you ever heard of cats? For example, let me think about it, whose sign is it tonight? For example, Sun Thief, you seem to be looking for death. You know, think of more interesting copywriting, every time you post it on Weibo!"

Yu Qiu listened dumbfounded, and went over to take his mobile phone.

Fei Ye repeated that action again, with a very irritated expression.

Yu Qiu took the photo and showed it to Fei Ye.

Fei Ye nodded with satisfaction: "Although I have become a cat, I still don't hide my handsomeness!"

“...... Fei Ye, didn't you say take a selfie, it's okay during the day, you can take more selfies. This Weibo is yours anyway, you come to play, you need my help to shoot and then find me. ”

"P-map, you have to help me with P-map. Let me use the cat's paw P picture to make an emoji, it's too embarrassing for me. ”

Yu Qiu suddenly said: "Fei Ye, I was in the station before, and I seemed to have heard that a computer maniac likes to use a special mouse...... You wait, I'll check. ”

Fei Ye said suspiciously: "A mouse is a mouse, what else is special?"

Then, when he saw the search results coming up on the screen, he was surprised and said, "Really?"

"Trackball mouse, how about it? You don't have to move around, just move the cursor by controlling this ball. Yu Qiu patted his head, "Fei Ye, I want to treat you as a human being again, and I have to recognize the reality that you are a cat, and it is difficult for me." ”

"You can try this thing, but there are so many styles. Fei Ye discovered the new world, and after listening to Yu Qiu's words, he said nonchalantly, "This can't be helped, I can't even think of so much myself." If you hadn't been drunk that day, you might have been fed bald one day and you wouldn't understand why, but it's still light. ”

Yu Qiu smiled, and then said, "There are so many styles, let's try to pick one that may be suitable for you first." Let's consider the size and flexibility of the claws, pick one back and try it first, and get familiar with how to play trackballs. ”

One person, one cat, start picking out a new mouse.

That night, a new account named "Talking Cat" was registered, and the first Weibo post was made.

Fei Ye frowned in a posture that seemed to be pinching his chin, and four different words were said on the same picture.

In order:

Something suspicious was discovered.

It was as if someone was secretly paying attention to me.

Let me see who is in love with me again.

Don't love me, it didn't work out.

Yu Qiu looked at this Weibo and said to Fei Ye, who was walking out of the room, "Fei Ye, you are so narcissistic." ”

"You know a fart, this is for work!" Fei Ye didn't reply, "I still have to code, don't wake me up when I go out tomorrow morning, I'm ready to eat and drink!"

Yu Qiu smiled, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't read the book written by Fei Ye.

This still has to be seen, otherwise I will go to see He Fang and Xie Xiaoyu tomorrow and talk about what to do with this book.

He curiously clicked on the website where Fei Ye wrote a book and found the book.

Looking at it, he trembled all over, and rushed out of the bedroom with a wail: "Fei Ye, you are trying to kill me!"

Fei Ye said dissatisfiedly: "In the middle of the night, what are you doing in a daze? ”

Yu Qiu's face collapsed: "Fei Ye, in your novel...... He Fang...... Xie Xiaoyu ......"

After listening to it, Fei Ye understood, and then said with a wicked smile: "Interesting, I didn't think of this stubble before." ”

"Funny fart!" Yu Qiu wailed, "He Fang is just that, maybe he still thinks it's fun to be a villain." But what is the situation with Xie Xiaoyu?"

"You said to add more for Xie Xiaoyu, I don't think you are interesting to others, help you hint at it. ”

"Is this called a hint? The surname is Zhang, is this a hint? How many chapters have you written, how many times have I slept with someone? And obviously, she is not a heroine, and there are a few women! Do you know that I have to invite people to dinner tomorrow?"

Fei Ye said solemnly: "What does the surname Zhang mean?"

Yu Qiu's momentum was short, afraid of hitting him.

Fei Ye reacted and exploded suddenly: "Bah! Grandpa is fighting with you!"

Yu Qiu hurriedly ran back to the bedroom and locked the door.

"Sample!" Fei Ye glanced at him with disdain and muttered, "I'm quite good at taking nicknames, wilting and wilting." ”

Reborn this cat is like this, what can the master do? But the non-master who is strong enough in his heart is not stirred up by this ridicule. If the reaction is very big, doesn't it mean that the master cares very much?

As for the small turmoil caused by the plot of the novel, it should be regarded as revenge for this guy secretly poking and poking himself with a nickname.

Yu Qiu shouted behind the door: "You are not kind! Do you think about how I will face Xie Xiaoyu?"

"What's the matter! Maybe people will be happy to see it?" Fei Ye said disdainfully, "Why are you so thin-skinned?" It's all for work! Think about it, online novels, of course the plot is a little exaggerated! It's just borrowing a name, too lazy to choose a name, this is called a trick! Isn't it up to you how you explain it?"

Yu Qiu opened the door and poked his head out: "Fei Ye, don't be angry, I think your surname is Zhang because you are black and fierce!"

Fei Ye squinted at him from behind the laptop screen, the light changed, and he looked at him coldly, he was scary.

Yu Qiu walked over with a bitter face: "Can you tell me more about this novel? It's awkward to think about it, the character in the novel has her name on it, and then she sees me writing about the main character and her, what do you think of me?"

Fei Ye said seriously: "She will feel that you are hungry for her body." ”

"That's right!" Yu Qiu said loudly, and then shook his head violently, "No, I didn't!"

"I wrote her very well, dare to love and hate, let her become the first woman in the protagonist's life to leave a place in her heart, what's not bad? What do you want to do so much, others want to run such a heavy role, but they don't have a chance! Look at my book review area, how many people want to play tricks?"

Yu Qiu sighed sadly: "Feiye, you are purely trying to train me, aren't you?"

Fei Ye shook his head: "No." ”

"To match me?"

"I'm too lazy to be a moon old. ”

"What's that for?"

Fei Ye said seriously: "Of course it's to make money! You have to know that harem streams are popular now. I'm okay with this, let the protagonist have real feelings and plot development. Tell you, there's another bulldozer flow, do you want to know about it? After you understand it, you must think it's much better now. ”

Yu Qiu listened to Fei Ye's explanation of the Internet Primary School, and felt that the door to a new world had been opened.

Writer Yu Qiu, only then did he know what circle Fei Ye had thrown himself into.

He burst into tears, as if he saw the label of a scumbag slowly emerging on his head.

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Thank you for the pure white "cat" and the book friend 20170803192447679 for the tip!