Chapter Forty-Eight: The Class Gate Gets the Axe
This fortune teller, when he heard Feng Yan call himself an old blind man, his body instantly bounced up and took off his sunglasses, glared at Feng Yan angrily, and pointed at his eyes with a slightly dirty hand.
"The little doll can see clearly, my eyes are fine, you are just old and blind, your whole family is blind. ”
Immediately, they all scolded Feng Yan.
However, Feng Yan also knew that he was at a loss, and he didn't bother to worry about this fortune teller, who knows what he was doing with sunglasses when he was fine?
"I said, old man, since your eyes are fine, what kind of eyes do you wear, doesn't it make people think too much, you have to teach me a lesson in turn. ”
The old man was still angry at the moment, and looked at Feng Yan angrily.
"What's the matter, old man, I've been on the beach for a day, put on sunglasses to cover the sun, what's wrong with you?"
The old man's eyes were wider than a cow's eyes at the moment, and he had the posture of rushing up to kill Feng Yan.
However, Feng Yan could only smile helplessly at this, he didn't expect people to wear sunglasses because of this!
"No.... No comments, just be happy. I'm sorry to say sorry to you, boy. ”
At this time, seeing Feng Yan apologize to himself, the old man's anger was also half spilled. So he beckoned to Feng Yan.
"Count you as a kid, come here! I'll give you a hexagram, depending on your attitude, I'll give you a 50% discount. ”
However, hearing this, Feng Yan's expression was a little strange beyond words. Tell yourself a fortune, this old man is afraid that he doesn't know who Master Zu is, but when he thinks of this old beggar's bad attitude towards him just now, he wants to tease him.
"Okay! No, I won't give money. ”
So Hu Fengyan accepted the invitation from the other side and sat in front of the other party's stall. Feng Yan began to look at the small stall.
I saw a picture on the ground, which depicted a picture of the sixty-four hexagrams of the I Ching, and a palmistry diagram next to it, which line, which line represents what.
However, there was a yellowed novel on the picture, and the handwriting on the cover could no longer be revealed, and then the whole stall was fixed with four stones, and then two chairs were added, so that the simple fortune-telling booth was completed.
Sitting in front of the old man at the moment, the more I looked, the more I felt that the other party was a liar.
Then I thought, no!
Liars are not like this, people still pretend to be profound, casually stop the passers-by who are walking, and say the contact information of the other party without saying a word, plus the family situation, and then the person instantly kneels and licks, shouting master.
How can there be anything like this, soliciting business first scolds the customer, and then mysteriously asks Feng Yan if he wants to count a hexagram, just like you, walking on the street, a person stops you head-on, and asks nervously.
"Brother, do you want to buy a disc?" is the same routine and the same obscenity.
At this moment, Feng Yan looked at the other party and didn't even ask what he wanted to divination, he directly took out a few copper coins and shook them a few times on the palm of his hand, and fell to the ground to start divination.
Finally, Feng Yan couldn't bear it anymore, and hurriedly reminded him.
"I said, old man, don't you ask the other party what he wants to ask before he counts the hexagram? ”
When the old man heard this, he also knew that he had been negligent, and hurriedly apologized to Feng Yan. It was indescribably funny.
"I'm sorry, we're here once, young man, what do you want to ask, say, I'll do it for you, divination?"
As he spoke, he hurriedly picked up the copper coin that had fallen to the ground. Feng Yan saw it and couldn't say anything.
However, he himself is here to play tricks on this old man, and the more unprofessional this old man is. The more you can confirm your guesses. This old man is a liar. But now I can only play the show.
Feng Yan thought about it for a while, and finally knew what he was going to ask.
"I said, old man, you can help me see what my future path holds. ”
In fact, Feng Yan himself is also a little confused at the moment, and he doesn't know what to do, so it's better to talk about this problem now and see what this old man thinks.
However, charlatans like this also have certain skills, and they may not be very good at hexagrams, but they will definitely say it.
I promise to deceive you by the way. When you look back and think about it carefully, you will find that what the other party said is very vague, all nonsense, only a little bit of marginality, and it is very far-fetched.
In this way, the old man picked up the copper coin on the side, scattered it on the formation map casually, and then pretended to fiddle with it for a while, pretending to look at Feng Yan with an embarrassed face.
"I said, young man, your future is full of ups and downs! You see this hexagram shows that you have a big hurdle after this! It's good to pass, but you can't get over ............it."
The old man looked at Feng Yan indescribably as he spoke, as if he felt sorry for Feng Yan, or it was not worth it.
However, Feng Yan sighed about this, this old man is really blind if he doesn't want to be an actor. The ability to tell nonsense with his eyes open is top-notch.
However, don't forget, Feng Yan itself has systematic divination, although he does not have a talent for divination, but the knowledge of simple hexagrams is enough to be worthy of all the masters on the market.
At this time, Feng Yan looked at the old man with disdain.
"I said old man, you're too amateurish, aren't you! You obviously don't know anything, and you dare to come out to tell people's fortunes, and no one has smashed the scene?"
Saying that, Feng Yan was skeptical of the old man and looked at the person in front of him.
When the old man heard this at this moment, he was immediately blindsided, according to the script, it shouldn't be like this.
It should be Feng Yan holding his thighs, crying bitterly and saying "Master help", and then he pretended to be profound, and sold Feng Yan a peace blessing and charged a high fee, such an ending is good for you and me.
However, seeing that Feng Yan did not play cards according to the routine at this time, he made the old man stunned, and hurriedly asked What did Feng Yan mean?
And Feng Yan also knew that the old man really didn't understand, so he compassionately told the divination just now, what it was. Then he showed it only to the old man.
"Old man, look at the sixty-four hexagrams of the Book of Changes, arranged in order, they are Qian, Kun, Zhen, Gen, Li, Kan, Dui, Xun. They correspond to heaven, earth, thunder, mountains, fire, water, water, and wind. Where are you looking at the copper coin?"
The old man looked in the direction Feng Yan pointed and replied thoughtfully.
"The copper coin is on the trigram. ”
Hearing the old man's answer, Feng Yan gave the old man a picture of a teachable child, and gave the old man a thumbs up. Then he went on to explain.
"The scope of this copper coin is the Qiangua, which is also the money hexagram, and this hexagram is the heavenly hexagram, that is, this hexagram means that in the near future, the business can be tripled. ”
"This is a hexagram from above, not a bumpy fate or anything like that. Old man, you understand. ”
After speaking, Feng Yan looked at the old man with a mocking expression.