Chapter 73: Cure the face
But now that things are like this, Tao Tao not only didn't dodge, but also took the lead in talking about the proposal, as if she was really willing to do this.
That's why everyone's expression is very weird, if you think about a girl who is twenty-eight years old, if she wants to marry an idle old bachelor in her heart, who doesn't think it's strange?
Tao Tao didn't care what others thought, just sneered and looked at Xie Fangjun, and then revealed a few words from between her teeth, "Yes! ”
After saying this, she suddenly pulled out her hand from behind her, and something in her hand splashed on Xie Fangjun's face.
Xie Fangjun was defenseless, he was splashed all over his face, and he stroked his face casually, Xie Fangjun said with a hideous face: "What are you splashing me with?"
Tao Tao looked at the small glass bottle in her hand and smiled: "Good things, things that can wash your mind." ”
As soon as Taotao's words fell, Xie Fangjun felt an itch on his face, and raised his hand to scratch it, but the more he scratched, the more itchy it became.
I couldn't help but ask Tao Tao what she poured on him.
But Tao Tao pulled Chen Xiulan back at this time, then closed the courtyard door, and said inside the door: "I'll give you a chance to think about it yourself, whether you want to tell the truth of the matter, otherwise you will wait for your face to rot!"
This reversal is too powerful, and the people who eat melons are stunned.
Only Xie Fangjun was still standing there scratching his face, the more he scratched his face, the more itchy he became, the more he wanted to scratch it, and soon his skin was broken.
It was only after a while that someone reminded: "Fang ...... Fang Jun, your face is rotten. ”
"yes, is there any truth about this?"
"Did you wronged someone else?"
"That's it!"
"If you want me to say that people are also kind, you beat the snake with the stick, and you also proposed, it is me and I am angry, you really deserve. ”
People are like this, it's not about themselves.
Whoever is on the stronger side, the wind will fall to that side!
Xie Fangjun stood there and was said to be irritable, and more importantly, the itch on his face made him afraid.
Chi Taotao said that it would make his face rotten, could it be that he would catch himself alive like this?
Xie Fangjun was stunned when he thought about it, and immediately said, "Okay, okay, I said, I said." ”
"You ...... You didn't have a mouth-to-mouth to save me that day!"
"What else?"
"What else?" Xie Fangjun was puzzled.
"Who else is behind your back to give you this idea to harm me?"
"This ...... Xie Fangjun hesitated for a moment.
But the neighbors who came with them were interested, originally they only thought it was a rural scandal, but they didn't expect that there was a suspenseful story behind it.
Seeing Xie Fangjun's hesitation, someone immediately said, "Someone really gave you an idea?"
"That's it, Xie Fangjun, say it quickly, people who say this will suffer less. ”
A sentence of less suffering reached Xie Fangjun's heart, and he didn't stop until this moment, and there were already blood marks on his face.
There was no way, Xie Fangjun could only say with a heart: "This is all Xie Yi's crooked ass idea that the dead girl thinks, what can I find a daughter-in-law in a room, I will ...... as soon as my brain is hot!"
The rest of the words, Xie Fangjun didn't say anything more, but even if he didn't say it, everyone understood what was going on.
So someone said: "So people Taotao didn't give you mouth-to-mouth help at all?"
Xie Fangjun pouted, "What kind of life do you save?" I didn't faint at all, I ...... I pretended. Xie Fangjun's words were so low that they were almost inaudible.
As soon as the truth was revealed, everyone began to accuse Xie Fangjun again: "Oh, how can you do such a thing, lose your conscience!"
"That's it, it's not that you lose your conscience and lack of morality!"
Tao Tao stood inside the door and heard that everyone was accusing Xie Fangjun but forgot to accuse the other one, so she couldn't help but remind: "Xie Yi, why do you want to do this?"
Xie Fangjun grabbed his face and said, "How do I know this? That little girl is so thoughtful, who knows where you offended her." ”
Xie Fangjun is right, Xie Yi is deep in thought, if anyone offends her, she will silently remember it in her heart, like a poisonous snake, looking for an opportunity to take revenge.
After Tao Tao's reminder, everyone also remembered Xie Yi.
It may be that women are born out of weakness, so when those people around outside talk about Xie Yi, it is far more difficult to hear than when they say Xie Fangjun.
What looks like a natural bad embryo, what from the last incident it can be seen that she is a cheap hoof!
Xie Fangjun didn't want to listen to their noise, so he banged on the door with his hand and said, "I said everything you asked, now hurry up and help me heal my face." ”
"No cure!"
Hearing this, Xie Fangjun almost exploded, "No cure, what does it mean that there is no cure, you come out with me to make it clear." ”
Tao Tao didn't want to push people too much, so she said: "It's natural to go back and wash your face with soapy water." ”
He now has scratches on his face, and then he pounces on his face with soapy water, so that he can't hurt to death?
Xie Fangjun thought about it and slammed the door again, "I said you did it on purpose, right?"
Tao Tao's eyes were cold, "Believe it or not, and don't slam the door again, otherwise the next time you splash it, you won't do it, and I guarantee that it will be fine as long as you wash it with soap and water." ”
This sentence made Xie Fangjun swallow his saliva, indeed, the current peach is not easy to provoke, she knows some medical books, it can kill people invisibly, I don't know how to drop, Xie Fangjun is afraid.
Honestly went home and found soapy water to wash my face.
And Chen Xiulan patted her chest after the person left: "Oh, I'm scared to death, I'm scared to death, Xie Yi, this girl is really bad." ”
After speaking, she said, "Xie Fangjun's face can really be washed, okay?"
Tao Tao used to feel sorry for her mother's weakness, but now she feels that her mother's excessive cowardice makes people look down on her.
She thought that if it was Xie Yi's mother, Xie Fangjun had just made a fuss like that, and she would definitely scratch people indiscriminately.
Although Li Bailian is a little unreasonable, I have to say that such a mother who cares for her will really make her children much more comfortable.
glanced at Chen Xiulan lightly, and Tao Tao said in a faint tone: "Anyway, no one can die." ”
It is true that no one can die, Xie Fangjun ran home quickly, but he was a single man, how could there be any soap at home, and his clothes were usually really dirty, so he would grab a handful of laundry detergent and mix it, and in the end, there were good Samaritans in the village who couldn't look at it and gave him a piece of soap in half.
The whitened soapy water was poured on the bloody face, and Xie Fangjun immediately made a sound of killing pigs.
"Ahh......h It hurts me to death!"
Wen Yan, who came to see the excitement, couldn't help but say: "You deserve it, who made you have that bad idea?"
"That is, everyone can understand the mood of wanting to marry a daughter-in-law at your age, but how old is the peach girl, and you are about to be a father at the age when you are about to be a father, aren't you doing evil?"