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The big yellow duck's face was so exaggerated that it couldn't be exaggerated, and there was tension in the exaggeration, and when he was nervous, he sat down on the sofa without losing his frustration, crying with a sad face, and said to Jian Yiyang and Luan Mei.

“......”

Luan Gongzi was instantly killed by his words, and his eyes widened in disbelief as he looked at the one sitting on the sofa with his head drooping.

Jian Yiyang glanced at him expressionlessly, but there was still no expression on his face.

"Ha, hahaha......" Luan Gongzi suddenly laughed out loud after looking at that one in disbelief for thirty seconds.

"Did I hear it wrong or did you say it wrong?" Luan Gongzi got up from the chair very elegantly, walked towards the one on the sofa, and then sat down beside him, and the two brothers put it on his shoulder, and looked at the big yellow duck with an unusual smile, "Is this a murder and being chased and killed?"

The big yellow duck glared at him in disdain: "It's good if you really want to make a fuss, the problem is that now Lao Tzu hasn't even touched the fur, and there is no human life, but I'm about to enter the stage of death." ”

As he spoke, he pulled his hair hard.

Well, his beautiful haircut instantly became a chicken nest.

"Brother, what's going on?" asked Luan Gongzi looking at him blankly.

So, the big yellow duck told the whole thing from beginning to end, and after speaking, he directly took the cup of water that Luan Gongzi put on the table, regardless of whether he had drunk it or not, just "grunt" and drank it all.

Well, after talking about it for so long, my mouth is dry.

"Well, that's what I drank. After he finished drinking, Luan Gongzi looked at him with disgust and said.

The big yellow duck glanced at him, "Lao Tzu didn't dislike you!"

"!" Luan Gongzi glared back at him, "Now it's Lao Tzu who dislikes you!"

"Boss, the boss bullied me!" the big yellow duck complained to Jian Yiyang with a little resentful face.

This little expression, no matter how you look at it, is a small and uncomfortable appearance that he was attacked by Luan Gongzi.

Luan Gongzi is directly cracked.

Jian Yiyang glanced at him and ignored it.

Well, that's the boss. The aura is unusually powerful. If this were someone else, he would definitely not be able to accept his high-pressure cold aura.

But who is he? He is Xu Yingying, no matter how big the cold air pressure is, he can accept it calmly.

"Boss, you should give me an idea!" The big yellow duck grabbed his chicken nest head again and asked Jian Yiyang for help, "I'm about to be forced to go to Liangshan." Obviously, I said okay, people don't have such a big future, so they just want to guard my small kitchen of one acre and three points of land, and now I have to force people to enter that dark place. Damn, if I really go in, will Lao Tzu still have the freedom to live? Is Lao Tzu still a hero? Then it's no different from the female man in our family, what the hell is going to be done by being tired and tired all day long! No, these are all three people, and there is not even a shadow of half a man! Fuck, if I live that kind of life, just go straight and kill me!"

The big yellow duck is very helpless, his life, is it really necessary to enter that dark place?

"Breath!" Jian Yiyang threw him a roll of his eyes, and lost him so many words with contempt.

"Uh-huh!" the big yellow duck nodded, "I'm just going to lose it." Anyway, there is a female man in the family, what am I going to do with such a good job? Boss, I beg you, hurry up and help me find a way to get rid of my old man! I just want to be a worthless imperial guard behind you, boss, you can't abandon me, I am loyal to you! Although I occasionally wander away and fail to fulfill my duties on several occasions, I promise that all my blood is flowing for you. Really, I'm not lying!"

As he spoke, he made a touch of pride and ambition, and vowed to stay by Jian Yiyang's side and never rebel.

"Are you occasional?" Jian Yiyang sneered at him coldly.

The big yellow duck was speechless for an instant.

Belch......

Well, not really, but a lot.

But......

He still has a lot of merit for protecting the Lord. You can't completely erase all his merits because of his mistakes and throw him into the dark bird place!

Boss, don't take you so unjust!

A dark place?

It is estimated that if those few people who are engaged in the "dark place" know what he thinks, they will definitely let him pay for what the darkness is.

"What's the matter? As for the appearance of your dead wife?" Luan Gongzi glanced at him casually and snorted coldly.

"Damn, isn't this a big deal?" said the big yellow duck angrily, "The old man said that if I don't go into the camp with him, then I won't be my own." If I weren't my own, how would I hug my wife? If I can't hold my wife, what's the difference between me and a dead wife?"

"Hey~~~" Luan Gongzi shook his head helplessly, looking at him with contempt, "It is said that women in love have very white brains, how can you turn it the other way around?"

The big yellow duck stared at the two eyeballs, pointed his finger at his nose, and was speechless.

"Then, for the sake of the brother, the brother will help you without asking for anything in return. As he spoke, the two brothers put a good hand on his shoulder, "Does your dad have a class to pick up your old man?"

The big yellow duck shook his head without hesitation, "No! The old man is in the army, and my old man is in politics." Although the difference is not very big, there is absolutely no succession. ”

"Who took the old man's class?" asked Luan Gongzi with a light smile.

"My girl!" blurted out.

"Uh-huh!" Luan Gongzi raised his chin and raised his eyes, meaning "Isn't this over, such a simple question, as for whether you want to die or live"?

The big yellow duck was still in a daze, and for a while he didn't understand the meaning of Luan Gongzi's expression.

What does that mean exactly?

"Ahh Oh, how can I be so smart? I thought of such a profound problem, and solved it all at once. ”

Luan Gongzi rolled his eyes.

Boss, is this what you thought of to solve it yourself?

It's obviously my son who solves it for you, okay!

You're not ashamed to pick up ready-made!

"Boss, what, you're busy, I won't bother you. I've got to get rid of my father-in-law, that's all!" After saying that, a gust of wind swept in, and no one was seen in an instant.

Luan Gongzi and Jian Yiyang looked at each other and shrugged helplessly.