1 The heavens will descend on the Si people
An Ping remembers that there is a joke on the Internet that says that as long as you dare to think, you can have everything in your dreams.
Anping thinks that he still dares to think, usually when he dreams, he will imagine what kind of club is tender, there are groups of wives and concubines, warblers singing and dancing, drunken gold fans and the like.
But he really couldn't even dream of it.
There will be a day when this kind of thing will happen to him!
That day is today.
He had been standing on the overpass for at least an hour.
We're talking about the station.
He doesn't remember very well, but he can feel that he should have drunk too much cat urine at night, drunk himself too much, and then somehow crossed over to this world that looked no different from the previous world, but actually had a lot of differences.
Therefore, after crossing over, he slept on this overpass for a few hours, and was woken up by freezing in the morning, before he changed to lie down and think seriously about life.
By the way, the main reason why he found out that this world was not the original world was because he didn't know which kind people threw some money around him when he was asleep.
The banknotes don't look the same anymore.
"Hey. ”
Standing for an hour, looking at the cars on the road, this is already Anping sighing for I don't know how many times.
"In the world, I'm not doing much well. But I also have a stable job...... Even if the monthly salary is only 3,000 yuan. ”
"Although I don't have a girlfriend, I finally got in touch with a little cutie who sells tea some time ago...... Although the little cutie may be a big man. ”
"Although I can't afford to buy a house, as long as I work hard for ten or twenty years....... I believe it's okay to buy a bathroom. ”
"Although ......."
"Forget it, go to the special thing, it's nothing, cross it!"
In this way, Anping recognized his position and was relieved.
Isn't it just crossing?
Anyway, there was nothing, there was nothing to be nostalgic about, what was love.
What's more, aren't all those online novels written like this?
The heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must be crossed first!
Where's my gold finger?
Thinking about it, An Ping hurriedly touched himself, but of course, he didn't touch anything..... It can't be said that he hasn't touched anything, at least he is sure that he is still a majestic man now, which is good news.
'Gollum'
If you're hungry, you'll have to find a place to have breakfast before you think about what to do next.
An Ping turned around and was about to leave, but when he turned around, he saw three beggars not far away looking at him with strange eyes.
A beggar in the center should be the boss, and when he saw Anping seeing him, he not only didn't worry, but strode over directly, with a dirty face that looked a little angry.
"Young man, you're begging on the flyover?"
Anping: .......
I was threatened by a beggar?
"This flyover is my territory, you dare to come to my territory to steal my business!"
“......”
"Believe it or not, Lao Tzu broke your dog's leg?"
“.......”
"Also, look at you with fine skin and tender flesh, you look like a little white face, what are you not doing well, you come here to beg? You have hands and feet, won't you look for a job?"
"In addition, even if you want to mix in this industry, you have to make yourself a good job, a bit of work ethic!
"Hurry up and get out, don't let Lao Tzu see you again. ”
“......”
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What's going on!
I found a noodle restaurant, thanked the unknown well-wishers for dozens of dollars, Anping asked for a bowl of shredded noodles with pickled cabbage and pork, and then asked for a basket of xiaolongbao, and while eating, I felt angry and funny.
"The beginning of this new life is really funny. ”
In the morning, eat something hot, and my body warms up all of a sudden.
On a May day, the day is already a little hot and dry, and it is a little cool in the morning and evening.
After eating, he wiped his mouth, found a plastic bag, packed the remaining five xiaolongbao, and Anping got up and walked out.
The good Samaritan gave him a total of thirty-eight dollars, and he spent twenty-two dollars on breakfast, and sixteen dollars remained...... When he first arrived, he didn't have a wallet, an ID card, a mobile phone, or anything.
He had to rely on the sixteen yuan to survive today, and then he had to quickly find a job with food and shelter and no requirements for his identity.
Not to mention, he really knew where this kind of work might be offered.
Informal construction sites.
But first, he had to find a place to go on the Internet, check the situation in the city, and where to hire workers.
As for the issue of the ID card, let's lie first and say that I lost it.
So, where can I get free internet?
Dingdong, there is, a better business hotel lobby, there are usually computers for guests to use. As long as his skin is thick enough, he can use it.
Thinking about it, Anping found a glass window and took a picture of himself.
"It's ok, a bit scruffy, but at least not like a beggar. ”
"Especially our face, tsk, if you really can't get along, let's try to see if we can eat soft rice. ”
"After all, this is also a skill. ”
In front of the window mirror, Comrade Anping, a narcissist, boasted of himself shamelessly...... With such shameless skills, don't say that normal people can't stand it, I'm afraid that normal dogs can't stand it.
"Wow!"
No, the little yellow dog who smelled the smell and didn't know where it came from, squatted at Anping's feet, barked coldly, and scared Anping hard!
The little yellow dog raised his head, An Ping lowered his head, his eyes met, and the little yellow dog barked twice.
"Want to eat xiao long bao?"
"Wang," that should be the affirmative answer.
"Hey, puppy, do you know how pitiful I am?" An Ping sighed and shook his head helplessly, the stray dog was pitiful, he was also pitiful, but he was still a non-existent veterinarian in the previous world.
If he didn't like to work with animals, how could he choose to be a veterinarian?
Okay, it's just five xiaolongbao.
Putting down the plastic bag in his hand, the little yellow dog immediately started eating happily, and in a short time he wiped out the five buns.
"Wang!"
"Don't look at me, there are no more buns, let's go, find someone else to eat. ”
"Wang!" Unexpectedly, hearing this, the little yellow dog really wagked his tail and left.
"Pretty smart...... " An Ping said with a smile, and then raised his feet to look for the hotel, however, at this moment.
{Didi, the zoo cultivation system is coming, is it accepted?}
{Two buttons: Accept, Don't Accept.} }
As soon as the feet stopped, An Pingle was happy, hehe, just say, let me cross, don't give me a golden finger, then how am I going to mess around, that's not a joke.
"Accept, accept it!"
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