The atmosphere at the dinner table was getting better and better, and Team Wang looked like the kind of person who usually didn't smile, and actually told two cold jokes. Xiao Jie was even more ostentatious, and he felt that he was about to somersault on the spot.

I stared at Xiao Jie and asked curiously, "Why are your eyes blue?" Xiao Jie blinked, "After knowing each other for so many days, I thought you weren't going to ask." But since you asked sincerely, then ......" Before he finished speaking, Team Wang pointed directly at him, "This kid was born with a pair of reincarnation eyes, and others have one at most, and he has a pair." ”

Xiao Jie smiled awkwardly, "That's right, it's the eye of reincarnation." I sighed, "What is a reincarnation eye?" Team Wang glanced at me, "That's not bad, the last time I said this, others thought I was talking to him about cartoons, simply put, it was the eyes of hell and death, how many functions it has, and this kid didn't tell me." ”

Xiao Jie pointed to his eyes, "It's not that exaggerated, it's a little more advanced than the so-called yin and yang eyes, and I can't see through everything, Brother Tianyu, I can't see through it." Team Wang's expression was solemn, Xiao Jie nodded, "I can't see through, it's not a human, it's not a ghost, it's not a monster elf, it's not a fairy or a devil." Without a soul, at least I can't see it. ”

Unknowingly, we chatted for more than three hours, until the hotel waiter came in and urged. Xiao Jie finished the account and said to the two of us: "It's still early, why don't you go to my master's teahouse and sit for a while?" Team Wang got up and waved his hand, "I have a mission in the afternoon, you two can go! As he spoke, he walked up to me, "Don't be a security guard, come and be a public security officer with me!" We will recruit assistant police officers here in a few days, you will come in first, handle a few major cases, make meritorious contributions, and then turn you into a regular police officer. Xiao Jie stood in front of me directly, "You can stop me, Brother Tianyu is the patron saint of our school, and I can't bear to give it to you." ”

When the two were raising the bar, Xiao Jie's mobile phone rang, picked up the phone and hung up after saying a few words. Team Wang asked him what was wrong, and he glanced at me, "My master called me, saying that last night Wudang Lingxu Daoist passed by our school, and found that there was a demon inside, and after entering, not only did he not beat the monster, but also asked the other party to drink the things in the demon refining pot, and what was even more annoying was that the sword passed to him by his master was also broken, and he returned to Wudang overnight to organize a group of people to come to take revenge, because he had a good relationship with my master, and knew that I was studying in this school, so let me help when the time comes." After speaking, he looked at me, "Brother Tianyu, you are a night security guard, and our school is a monster, don't you know?" I thought about it carefully, "You said that Dao chief, is he wearing a Taoist robe, with a small look on his waist, holding a heavy mahogany gourd? Goatee, it's okay to look drunk and angry, and he wants to eat people in anger?" Team Wang patted Xiao Jie's shoulder, "People have been found, this matter is not my responsibility, I will leave first." After saying that, he went out without looking back.

Xiao Jie looked me up and down, and said to me excitedly: "Yes! Brother Tianyu, when did that bull-nosed old Taoist suffer such a big loss, that person you don't know, you can usually be horizontal, this one looks down on, that one looks down on, it should!" After speaking, he suddenly clapped his hands, "Ah! I almost forgot about the big thing, Brother Tianyu, do you remember what you promised me a few days ago?" I thought about it, "Is it the thing that made Lin Yuerou's body temporarily inhabit my body?" No problem. ”

Xiao Jie drove me and bought a lot of candles, incense, yellow mounted paper, glutinous rice, red chopsticks, large porcelain bowls, and a big rooster. Xiao Jie picked up the phone, and just a few seconds later, he slammed on the brakes, making me almost hit the windshield of the car. Xiao Jie hung up the phone and said to me with a solemn face: "Oh no, something happened to Yuerou." With that, he drove in the other direction.

Ten minutes later, the car was parked in the parking lot of the city hospital, Xiao Jie got out of the car and ran, and I chased after him. When I came to the third floor and pushed open the door of a ward, I saw Lin Yuerou, who was fine yesterday and had a pale face today, lying on the hospital bed.

Xiao Jie asked everyone in the ward to go out, and I stayed. His eyes were red, and a red light shot from his eyes to Lin Yuerou's forehead, clenching his fists, "Who did this? Why did Yuerou only have one soul and three spirits left?" ”

He told me that Lin Yuerou was just a mortal, and that her soul must have come to blackmail her, and now she had to wait for the other party to come to the door, and said that it was better than letting the ghost catch her.

Xiao Jie said that he had to find a way to change the book of life and death first, and then find the rest of Lin Yuerou's soul. Let me not go back to school yet, go out for a walk, and see the world. The most important thing is to hide from the people of Wudang, although I think I am not afraid of them, but there is no need to stiffen the relationship, find a suitable opportunity to go to Wudang Mountain to apologize. After saying this, Xiao Jie said hello to Lin Yuerou's parents and drove away non-stop.

I got out of the hospital alone, there was nowhere to go, Xiao Jie didn't let me go back to school, so I had to wander the streets.

In the evening, I entered a hotel. The waiter came over, "Hello, how many?" I looked behind me, "It's just me." The waiter smiled and put the menu in front of me, "What do you want to eat?" I looked, "This page, and the next." The waiter was about to write, but when I said this, he paused, "Do you have any other friends?" I shook my head, "I'm the only one." The other party suddenly realized, "You're an online anchor, right? We already have an anchor here who advertises for us." ”

I don't understand, "You mean I can't come here to eat?" The waiter seemed to be afraid of offending me, "No, no, of course not, it's just that you do order a bit too much, and now advocate the CD-ROM action." I thought she was afraid that I would eat the overlord meal, so I put the money on the table in advance, "Are these enough to order those dishes just now?" the waiter looked at me hesitantly, "Just press this?" I nodded.

After a while, a table full of dishes was put on the table, and people around me began to take pictures of me with their mobile phones, so I lowered my head and ate my meal.

While I was feasting, someone knocked on my table, and I looked up and saw that it was a fat man, "Dude, are you a rookie who has just started in the industry? As he spoke, he looked around, "You're a newcomer, aren't you?, you're not fully equipped, who is your photographer?" I heard it in a fog, I didn't know what to do, and a person next to me whispered a few words to him, and he smiled and nodded.

Turning to one of the people who took a mobile phone to shoot him, he said: "Today I met a person who came to challenge me specifically, when have I ever been afraid of this, open the whole." After speaking, he walked up to me and said, "Dude, since you can eat so much, let's compare?" I glanced at the table and thought that this fat man wanted to eat these things, I was polite, "I'm almost full, you can do whatever you want!" The fat man stretched out his hand to the other man and said, "Boss, empty the two big tables, I will pay for all the meals he ate today." "The people around were cheering with their phones, not knowing what they were celebrating?

I was invited to another table, this time serving more dishes than I had ordered, and most of them were chili, and it turned out that he was going to invite me to dinner, and it seemed that I was wrong to blame him. The owner of the restaurant walked up to us, took out a stack of banknotes, and said to the onlookers: "Whoever eats the food on this table first today, I will not only reward 10,000 yuan in cash, but also that person can eat anything for free in any of my brand franchise stores for life." Everyone at the scene, as well as the audience in the live broadcast room, will testify for me, let us witness together, the birth of the big stomach. The people at the scene shouted again, and the fat man at the next table was already sweating on his forehead.

A beautiful waitress took out a timer and put it in front of our table, shouted that the timer started, the fat man grabbed it and ate it, and the person next to him put it on him, but many things were basically thrown aside after the toilet, which was too wasteful.

I ate at my usual pace, and a waiter next to me told me that I had to drink the soup, and I took the hot soup full of oil and peppers and drank it down, and there were exclamations and applause all around. The fat man glanced at me, put down the chopsticks in his hand, wowed, spit on the ground, a rancid smell came out, and everyone ran out pinching their noses. The fat man couldn't stop vomiting directly, and finally the bile came out. In the end, an ambulance was called, and four or five doctors endured the unpleasant smell and lifted the fat man out, with less air in and more air out, which is estimated to be more auspicious than lucky.

The boss slapped the cash into my hand and said, "You are welcome to be a lifetime member of our store." As soon as I stood up, the crackling flash kept on, "Is it that in the future, as long as you come to your store, you can eat whatever you want, and you don't ask me for money?" The boss nodded, "Of course, as long as my store doesn't go out of business, you can come over and eat as much as you want." But you also have to promote my store on the live broadcast platform. I nodded in agreement.

As soon as I walked out of the hotel, a group of people gathered to take a photo with me. I didn't refuse, and then two handsome young men came over, one pulling my sleeve on one side, "Teacher, we are specialized in being professional agents for Internet celebrities, after this battle, you are definitely a first-line Internet celebrity in the food industry, how about it? Give our brothers a chance? How about we make a fortune together?" Although I don't know what the other party means, I don't think they have any malicious intentions, especially the word fortune. Seeing that I agreed, the two of them said that this is not the place to talk, and then drove me into a very ordinary community, and before I asked, the young man in the co-pilot said to me: "Teacher, our company is still in the entrepreneurial stage, and we can't afford to rent an office building. "This time I understood a rough idea, they can't do it now, but after I came, they just did, and they still praised me. Now in this society, being able to eat has become the ability to make a lot of money.

They took me up to the second floor and opened the door. One of the young men turned on the light, "Teacher, you find a place to sit first, and I'll give our manager a call." After speaking, I took out my mobile phone to broadcast a number, and I looked around, there were three writing desks in the small living room, each table squatted with a computer and a telephone, and a floor-to-ceiling printer and photocopier next to the table. There was a sofa and coffee table in what was supposed to be a restaurant, and I sat down on the sofa first. The doors of the two bedrooms were locked, and I don't know what was going on inside.

Just as I was visiting, the key turned, the door opened, and in came a tall and fat man, dressed in pure white half-sleeves, wearing a big gold chain, with a big belly, holding a small leather bag, and a horizontal face, not looking like a good person. One of the young men greeted him with a smile, "Manager, you're here so soon?"