Chapter 1215 - It's Too Clever!
"I've caught a big fish!" Yang Fei's fishing rod sinked down violently, he laughed and pulled it up hard.
Between pulling and releasing it, a lively grass carp jumped out of the water and bent the fishing rod into a shrimp shape.
Yang Fei put away the rod, and several bodyguards stepped forward together, held down the body of the fish, and took off the hook.
"Fei Shao, this fish must weigh at least six catties!" said the mouse with a smile, "You can have a good meal tonight." ”
"Hey, where are you from? Why did you come to my fish pond?" a barefoot farmer strode up and shouted as he went, "Don't run!"
The problem is, no one runs.
The farmer snorted: "Good fellow, you are quite capable, you caught my fish, and when you see me coming, you won't run away!"
Ma Feng asked, "This pond is yours?"
"It's not mine, is it still yours?" the farmer crossed his hands and glared, "Don't think that there are many of you, I'm afraid of you!"
Ma Feng said: "No matter how many of us are, we don't bully others. ”
He took out his wallet, pointed to the fish in the bucket, and said, "Look at how much the fish in here is worth." I'll count it to you. ”
"Hey, is this a matter of money? You ran into my pond to fish without my permission! I found you, you gave me money, if I didn't find you, you didn't run away if you didn't catch you?" The farmer said angrily, "This matter is not so easy to end! I will call the police!"
Ma Feng smiled, took out five hundred yuan and handed it to him: "Is it enough?"
The farmer glanced at the fish in the bucket, and then looked at the money in Ma Feng's hand, and quickly measured it in his heart, this money was at least ten times the price of fish.
"Enough is enough, but I'm a principled person......"
"Okay, you called the public security to deal with it, didn't you pay you money? Did you catch all of us in the bureau for a few fish?"
The farmer was stunned, thinking about it, not to mention that he didn't really want to call the police, he just wanted to scare these outsiders.
Ma Feng said: "Uncle, if you don't want money, I will put it away, and when the public security comes, we will only compensate you according to the price of fish." By the way, how do you think you know we're fishing here? Didn't we call someone to call you over? Did an aunt in her fifties call you over? We saw her growing vegetables over there, and I told her to call you!"
The farmer said, "Oh, yes! So, you are not thieves! Okay, five hundred is five hundred, you can catch whatever you want!"
As he spoke, he took the money, shone the watermark against the sun one by one, nodded with satisfaction, folded the banknote a few times, and put it in his pocket.
"Okay, uncle, let's go, we'll go back after fishing, you don't have to watch, don't worry, we won't steal your fish!
"I believe in you!" the old farmer grinned, and suddenly saw Yang Fei, who was putting bait on the fishing hook, and said thoughtfully, "This person is so familiar." ”
Ma Feng smiled: "You don't know him, he's our boss!"
"Oh, I'll just say it's so familiar!" The old farmer slapped hard and said loudly, "He's Yang Fei!"
Ma Feng was happy: "Do you recognize our boss?"
The old farmer said: "Boss Yang! Our great benefactor in Yilin County, the great god of wealth! There is still a portrait of him on the door of my house! How can I not know him?"
Yang Fei listened, turned around and asked, "Uncle, what did you say?"
The old farmer said: "No, I bought it during the Chinese New Year." ”
Yang Fei turned around: "Where did you buy it?"
"On the street. ”
"Is there a portrait of me for sale on the street?"
"yes. It is to draw the God of Wealth in your likeness, and they say, you are the God of Wealth in the present world, and you are more effective than the God of Wealth in the past. ”
"Heh!" Yang Fei said with a smile, "They didn't give me the royalty for the image rights." ”
The old farmer hurriedly took out the five hundred yuan just now, took two steps forward, and stuffed it to Yang Fei.
Yang Fei said: "Uncle, this is the money to buy fish for you, why did you pay me back?"
Ma Feng said in a low voice: "Fly less, isn't it too little?"
The old farmer said, "I can't ask for your money. You are Boss Yang, eat a few fish from my family, how can I collect your money? If it is known, I will be scolded by my ancestors!"
Yang Fei was puzzled and asked, "Why is this? Isn't it appropriate for me to eat your fish and give you money?"
The old farmer shook his head like a rattle and said, "No, no." My sons and daughters-in-law are all working in your factory, and you give them red envelopes, grain and oil, and fish and meat during the New Year's holidays. If you eat a few fish from me, I'll take all of your money? What have I become? We all want to invite you to our house for a good meal!"
Chen Mo and Ning Xin looked at each other and smiled, both thinking that this uncle was very interesting.
Yang Fei said with a smile: "Uncle, these are two different things, the workers work, they have wages and benefits, and that is what they deserve." I caught your fish, and this money should be given to you as well. ”
The old farmer forced the money into Yang Fei's hand and said, "That's not good! I used to be a substitute teacher, and I still know a little bit about this benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith! Boss Yang, it's better to meet by chance, or you can go to my house for lunch? My family has my own chickens and ducks, and I have home-grown vegetables, and I asked the cousins to make them for you to eat!"
Yang Fei smiled and said, "Uncle, thank you, I have to go back to Peach Blossom Village later! There are still things waiting for me to deal with in the village!"
The old farmer set up a pergola, looked at the highway approach, and said: "Oh, I'll just say, it turned out that the car overturned and blocked you here? Otherwise, how could a noble person like you come here to fish! Boss Yang, don't worry, I'll call the villagers to come over and help you move this car away!"
Yang Fei waved his hand again and again: "We're not in a hurry, uncle, the traffic police are dealing with it over there! The crane will come over soon, don't trouble the villagers." ”
As he spoke, Yang Fei's phone rang.
The mobile phone is in Chen Mo's hand.
Chen Mo glanced at the incoming call and answered it first.
"Hello leader, I am Boss Yang's secretary. Yes, we met in the morning. The boss is there, he's fishing. ”
"Fishing, please give him the phone and I'll talk to him. ”
"Okay, leader, please wait a minute. Chen Mo said, handing the phone to Yang Fei.
Yang Fei took it and said with a smile: "The leader is good!"
"Boss Yang, I just heard the feedback from the bidding meeting, how can there be a discrepancy with our discussion on the bidding results?" the leader asked.
"I don't know, I haven't been back to Peach Blossom Village yet!"
"What's going on?"
"There was a car accident on this side of the highway, and we were all trapped here, and we didn't solve it for more than an hour!
"Huh?" the leader was stunned, "then, what is on the list?"
"I'm really sorry, leader, I didn't go back, I can't preside over the bidding meeting. I called, and I told Mr. Wei about it, maybe it was too noisy over there, and they didn't understand my intentions, or they didn't hear the names clearly!"
“......”
Only then did Ning Xin understand why Yang Fei was deliberately blocked here!
High!
Brilliant!
It's so clever!
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