Chapter 81: Who Are the Monkeys?
In another time and space, Lin Yang belongs to a bottle of pouring, which means that it doesn't matter if it's liquor or beer, he can't drink a bottle and definitely pour it without waking up, not to mention the original owner, if he has a good amount of alcohol, he won't be involved in so much news of drunken beatings, so sometimes the amount of alcohol is not good, but if the wine is not good, especially for public figures, it will be a disaster.
But sometimes it's just such a strange second, but now Lin Yang, who is one, is not drunk with a thousand cups, or he drinks any wine like boiled water, which has to be said to be a magical thing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, even strange things like traveling to parallel worlds can be encountered, and Lin Yang's psychological endurance is naturally a hundred times stronger, so he is also happy to accept this attribute.
Therefore, for Li Zhen to blindly fight with himself, Lin Yang pretended to be euphemistic and happily agreed!
From the beginning, Lin Yang didn't believe that Li Zhen was his iron fan, and his eyes were gritted when he saw him, especially Lin Yang himself still knew a little bit of micro-expressions, so of course he could see that Li Zhen completely wanted to treat himself as a monkey!
But the question is, who is the monkey?
Originally, when Lin Yang agreed, Li Zhen couldn't help but roar happily in his heart, that's right, what kind of fan of Lin Yang is he?
At the beginning, Li Zhen scolded Lin Yang a few words when Lin Yang had an accident!
The reason why Li Zhen scolded Lin Yang was very simple was because Dong Xiaojie, whom he liked since he was a child, turned out to be Lin Yang's brainless fan, how could Li Zhen not be annoyed?
What made him even more annoyed was that this Lin Yang was living so chicly, and his arrogant self-doing did his own thing, which made Li Zhen, who was sometimes more restrained, a little envious!
But after Lin Yang was imprisoned, Li Zhen couldn't help but say, 'Don't pretend to be forced, pretending to be forced will be easy to be struck by lightning!'!"
Even Li Zhen felt that Lin Yang had become a passerby after he went to prison, and they really didn't care about the so-called stars in their home conditions, and even Li Zhen felt that the reason why Dong Xiaojie became Lin Yang's brain-dead fan was only because she was young.
But who would have thought that three years later, Lin Yang would appear, and Dong Xiaojie's degree of brain damage has not changed.
It's been three years, and this is really not forgetting the original intention!
How can Li Zhen endure this?
Especially this Lin Yang is still singing in the 'Youth Bar', which makes the evil dwarf in Li Zhen's heart can't help but jump out, if it weren't for Dong Xiaojie's temper, he Li Zhen would have found someone to repair Lin Yang fiercely.
It's a coincidence today, Dong Xiaojie's birthday is also here, how can Li Zhen let go of this opportunity?
He is famous for his large amount of alcohol in the circle, and he was drunk by Lao Tzu when he was a child, so to speak, from junior high school, high school, university, studying in the United States, etc., Li Zhen has always been the master of making others ugly in the wine field along the way, and there is a saying in their circle, you can fight anything, but don't look for Li Zhen's two goods to fight wine.
So after hearing Lin Sheng's promise to fight, the others couldn't help but mourn for Lin Yang!
Dong Xiaojie wanted to stop Lin Yang even more, but Lin Yang waved his hand and smiled: "Today is your birthday, everyone just want to be happy, it's okay!"
"That's right, Xiaojie, don't worry, we are fighting for a lively time, I won't fight with him. ”
Li Zhen was afraid that Lin Yang would regret it, so he hurriedly said, and at the same time he glanced at Lao Bao.
Everyone shouted and squeezed Dong Xiaojie out of the circle, and in the blink of an eye, only Li Zhen and Lin Yang were left in the circle!
"Old Bao, are you going to drag me quickly?"
Dong Xiaojie said a little frenziedly: "This Li Zhen and these two goods obviously want to clean up Lin Yang, damn it!"
"Auntie, don't be angry yet!"
Lao Bao hurriedly said: "Be calm, be calm, if you are so angry, if Li Zhen plays tricks, it will be unlucky, or that Lin Yang!"
"He dares!"
Dong Xiaojie gritted her teeth and said.
Lao Bao smiled bitterly: "Li Zhen's second illness is incurable, who has he been afraid of except you?
This sentence made Dong Xiaojie hesitate a little, but when she turned to look at her old brother who was watching the excitement, she was also angry again: "I said Dong Xiaolei, Lin Yang has helped you a lot today, you just look at the excitement like this?"
Dong Xiaolei shook his head and said: "I bought it with money, if I don't pay for it, do you think Lin Yang will help me?"
"You, okay, okay, you really do. ”
This sentence is also choked, Dong Xiaojie is a little confused about how to say it, she naturally understands her brother's temper, I am afraid that it is because Lin Yang took Zhai Ying's 1 million, so he thinks that Lin Yang is a person who sees money.
Zhang Peng, the general manager of the 'Youth Bar', also sighed at this time and said: "Lin Yang is going to be unlucky now!"
Sun Hai said unconvinced: "Lin Yang used to be a regular customer in the wine field, what if he can win this Li Zhen?"
"Sun Hai, you don't understand!"
Zhang Peng shook his head and said, "Don't look at Li Zhen as good as you, but his alcohol consumption is well-known in the circle." ”
"You're only in secondary two, and your whole family is in secondary two!"
Listening to Zhang Peng say that he was the second in middle school again, Sun Hai fought back sharply in his heart.
On the table, Lin Yang and Li Zhen each held a bottle of beer!
Li Zhen said with a smile: "Lin Yang, if you really can't stand it, then you can just go on stage and sing!"
Lin Yang smiled: "I will!"
With a start, Li Zhen and Lin Yang began to blow on the bottle!
In the first game, Li Zhen lost!
"!"
Li Zhen choked and coughed a little, but he believed in his drinking, so after singing a blessing song on stage, he couldn't wait to say, "Come again!"
In the second game, Li Zhen continued to lose!
Game 3, Game 4, Game 5!
No matter how good the amount of wine is, blowing on the bottle so much, and drinking it so quickly, Li Zhen is a little unbearable, after drinking the fifth bottle, he is already a little uncomfortable, but looking at Lin Yang's face still does not change, his heart is as disgusting as being ****!
"I'll go, this, this, this Lin Yante is a Dionysian?"
"It's too fierce, I won all five games in the wine competition with Li Zhen!"
"Now Li is really capsized in the gutter!"
"I thought it was a pig, but I didn't expect it to be a tiger!"
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The onlookers were also completely convinced, many of them had fought with Li Zhen, and they were almost completely unable to fight, and it was precisely because of this that everyone was silently mourning for Lin Yang, thinking that this goods would be forced to be forced for a while.
I didn't expect it to be such a reversal!
Lao Bao looked at the two people who were fighting for wine and exclaimed: "This, this Lin Yang is too fierce!"
"That's it!"
By this time, Dong Xiaojie was no longer panicked, but said with a smile: "I don't see whose idol it is!"
"It's been shaded!"
Li Zhen was also a little painful, he originally thought that he should be able to become the actor, and he was ready to teach Lin Yang a hard lesson, but he turned out to be by others.
At first, if Li Zhen still felt that he was careless, then now no matter how stupid he is, he knows that he was being tricked by others.
I thought I was playing monkey, but I didn't expect that I was that monkey!
Therefore, after drinking the fifth bottle, Li Zhen also waved his hand and said: "I took it, brother, you are the eldest brother, I took it, don't fight, you won!"
"Haha, Li Zhen, haven't you always boasted that you are the number one in drinking?
Lao Bao laughed and said, "Why are you cowardly now?"
"Old Bao, you go while playing Mimi!"
Li Zhen also said a little depressed: "You can say how much you have been **** in terms of alcohol over the years, but Lin Yang, why is your alcohol volume so good? And how do you feel like you want to drink white water? You won't cheat!"
"I'm just a little better than you!"
Lin Yang said: "As for cheating, how do you think I cheat?"
"Okay, you it!"
Li Zhen is quite depressed at this time!
"You kid deserve it!"
Dong Xiaojie didn't feel sorry for Li Zhen at all, but said with a little relief: "Let me tell you, if you dare to play tricks on Lin Yang again, we will break off our relationship!"
"Don't, don't, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong?"
Li Zhen saw that Dong Xiaojie was really busy and said.
Seeing the two of them, Lin Yang also shook his head slightly, this is really one thing and one thing!
"Okay, buddies, sisters, don't talk nonsense, let's get high!"
Dong Xiaojie held the bar and said loudly.
"Swing together, swing ...... together"
At this time, the band had already listened to Dong Xiaojie's instructions and sang Lin Yang's "Swing Together"!
All of a sudden, everyone writhed in a very exaggerated way!
As the saying goes, swing together, and get high together!
At this time, Li Zhen said: "Lin Yang, aren't you very original? And today is Xiaojie's birthday, why don't you make a song to celebrate." ”
"Li Zhen, do you want to stir up trouble again?"
Dong Xiaojie said with some anger: "You go and find a random songwriter, let you write a song for me quickly, I see if he can finish it?"
"This can really be done!"
Li Zhen hurriedly said: "If you look at the few people who write songs on the Internet, some of them can write a song by peeing!"
Li Zhen, who was still thinking about raising the bar, saw that Dong Xiaojie was on the verge of an explosion, and Li Zhen didn't say anything!
On the contrary, Lin Yang said with a smile: "Whether it is from the perspective of the boss, or from the perspective of fans, or even from the perspective of friends, I should sing a song today." ”
Lin Yang dropped this sentence and walked to the stage unhurriedly, at this time, a person who followed Lin Yang at the door of the bar also arrived, but because everyone was staring at Lin Yang, no one noticed.
"My master is going to sing, and he's going to sing original songs again. ”
Sun Hai said with some excitement: "I don't know what song I want to sing this time?"