Chapter 30: God Eats
"Tang Yuan, how can I be as good as you?" On the way back to the classroom, after a long time of struggle, Luo Xiaohai asked timidly.
"Is it hard to admit that I'm good?"
Seeing Luo Xiaohai's reaction, Tang Yuan was a little unhappy.
However, I have to say that Luo Xiaohai's question is completely to the point, obviously Meng Zhuofei is also looking forward to Tang Yuan's answer, and turned his head to look at Tang Yuan.
"Probably, it won't work out of any way. Tang Yuan was a little embarrassed.
Luo Xiaohai's whole person was a little unpleasant, although he also knew that it was impossible to be as good as Tang Yuan, but it was necessary for Tang Yuan to be so direct?
"I mean, how can you do your homework and be at the top. Luo Xiaohai's face was as bitter as a frosted eggplant.
"It's very simple, just finish the test paper. Tang Yuan said casually.
"I see. Luo Xiaohai suddenly realized, thinking that it was no wonder that he was not as good as Tang Yuan, after all, he had never finished a test paper.
"I've done it every time. Meng Zhuofei on the side was very fascinated.
Tang Yuan sneered, and said in his heart You are embarrassed to say that you have finished it, you can copy a failed second goods with the standard answers, what can you do, the first place in eating.
In the next whole day, Luo Xiaohai and Meng Zhuofei both looked sad, and Meng Zhuofei's gossip was much lighter.
finally stayed up until school in the afternoon, Luo Xiaohai came over again, and said with a chatter: "Tang Yuan, I finally figured out why I can't be as good as you." ”
Tang Yuan was very puzzled.
Is this a problem?
You don't need to think about it at all, okay?
"We don't have the same natural skills, so we can't generalize, for example, I'm good at picking up girls, and picking girls happens to be your shortcomings. Luo Xiaohai said with a glance.
"Is this thing crazy?"
Tang Yuan didn't expect that Luo Xiaohai had come to such a conclusion after thinking about it all day.
It's so ruthless that he even lied to himself.
Tang Yuan was lazy to pay attention, packed up his things and got up to leave, Luo Xiaohai was very proud, although he was not as tall as Tang Yuan, nor was he as Marshal Tang, and his academic performance was not as good as Tang Yuan.
But he knows how to pick up girls better than Tang Yuan, thinking about it like this, Luo Xiaohai feels a lot more comfortable.
After leaving the classroom, Tang Yuan walked all the way quickly, but as soon as he walked to the playground, he heard a commotion from the crowd, and then someone screamed.
"Look, somebody's going to jump off a building. ”
At this time, the huge campus was full of people, and with that call, everyone's attention was immediately attracted.
Then I saw that at the edge of the roof of the teaching building, there was a figure, and half of the girl's body was hanging on the railing, swaying and shaking, but she was about to jump off the building.
"Quick, go call the teacher. ”
"Call the police, call the police!"
......
Bursts of screams came and went, where had a group of students seen such a scene, it was chaotic.
"Can't figure it out?"
Tang Yuan turned his head and squinted his eyes towards the roof of the teaching building, his face was very strange.
Isn't it good to think about jumping off a building if you can't figure it out?
Thinking about it, Tang Yuan sighed again, thinking that probably only a person like him could appreciate the beauty of a normal life, right?
The girl who jumped off the building was called Liu Shan, a student in Class 3 of the third year of high school, her identity was quickly recognized, and soon Tang Yuan also learned the reason why Liu Shan jumped off the building.
The reason is very simple, it is simply due to not doing well in a preliminary exam.
Liu Shan is a typical student, the kind whose academic performance suppresses a grade, because of this exam, she failed to get the ideal ranking, so she couldn't figure it out, so she walked to the top of the teaching building.
After figuring out the reason why Liu Shan jumped off the building, Tang Yuan's whole body was messy, it was just an abnormal performance in an exam, was it really necessary to make such a big battle?
"What should I do?"
"Do you want to save people?"
Meng Zhuofei and Luo Xiaohai ran over, their faces full of anxiety.
"Saving people must be saved. After thinking about it, Tang Yuan said.
"Then you hurry up and save it, I heard that Liu Shan has always had a crush on you, what you said must be useful. Meng Zhuofei was a little anxious.
"Are you sure you have a crush on me?" Tang Yuan was stunned, why didn't he know about this?
"There are so many people who have a crush on you, of course you can't remember it, but I wrote them all down in a small notebook. Meng Zhuofei said, this guy has always liked all kinds of gossip, and this kind of thing is clear.
Tang Yuan was even more messy.
He didn't know that Liu Shan had a crush on him, but Meng Zhuofei actually knew, how did it sound a little wrong?
However, thinking that it might really be useful to speak by himself, Tang Yuan just turned around and ran in the direction of the teaching building.
With Tang Yuan's run, many students ran with him, and soon a group of people rushed to the bottom of the teaching building, a large area of Wuyang.
"Liu Shan, I'm Tang Yuan. Tang Yuan shouted at Liu Shan on the roof.
"Leave me alone, let me die. Liu Shan burst into tears.
"Huh?"
Tang Yuan's head was full of black lines, didn't Meng Zhuofei just say, must it be useful for him to speak? It doesn't seem to be of any use. Tang Yuan was a little skeptical, could it be that he was deceived by Meng Zhuofei.
"You come down first, and we'll talk. ”
At the moment, saving people is the first, Tang Yuan has no heart to think about anything else, no matter what, let's get Liu Shan down first.
"I don't have anything to talk to you about. Liu Shan was merciless and coldly refused.
Tang Yuan's face darkened for a while, and he said in his heart, Does Liu Shan really have a crush on him? That's not the case at all, is there anyone who talks to his crush like this?
"Tang Yuan, I know you, you shouldn't have a crush on me, right?" Over there, Liu Shan's voice came, very joking.
"No, I can't promise you, the handsome men are very attentive, there is no good thing, die of this heart. Without waiting for Tang Yuan to answer, Liu Shan said again.
At this time, Tang Yuan wanted to beat people a little, of course, it was not Liu Shan who wanted to beat people, but Meng Zhuofei.
Sure enough, I was deceived by this bastard, and this account is taken to heart, and I must find the field if I have the chance.
"Neurotic, you. ”
However, since Liu Shan is not polite, it is natural that Tang Yuan cannot be polite.
Obviously looks good, but he is still a top student, why is he talking so ugly?
Also, when did he show his crush on Liu Shan, is he so narcissistic?
"You're only neurotic, is it possible that you think that a woman has to like you, but I don't. Liu Shan sneered.
"It smells like that. ”
Meng Zhuofei looked proud, "Tang Yuan, do you understand, Liu Shan really has a crush on you, I know that none of the girls in the school can escape the palm of your hand." ”
Not only Meng Zhuofei heard the smell, but Tang Yuan also heard it.
That's just tsundere.
Especially in the end, I don't like those three words, but I am full of tsundere attributes.
"If you don't like it, forget it, less nonsense. Tang Yuan was more impatient, although he was extremely experienced in dealing with women, he had never been impatient in this kind of thing.
"Tang Yuan, how can you be like this. Liu Shan stomped her feet hard, angry.
"What's wrong with me?" Tang Yuan also sneered.
"You can't do that anyway. Liu Shan stomped her feet again.
"That's a lot of nonsense. Tang Yuan turned around and left, this is to ignore Liu Shan's life or death.
"Tang Yuan, you stop for me. Liu Shan shouted, Tang Yuan is too much, can't he say a few nice words? The personality is too bad, that is, he is just good-looking, what is there to be arrogant?
It is impossible to stand still.
Tang Yuan not only did not stop, but walked faster and faster, the crowd followed at this time, Liu Shan's face suddenly couldn't hang up, and he climbed over the railing in a panic and stumbled downstairs.
"It's done. ”
Meng Zhuofei clapped his hands vigorously, his face flushed with excitement.
Tang Yuan had a cold face, and it took a while to resist the urge to kick this thing, and he didn't realize that Meng Zhuofei was so badly beaten.
"Do you really have a little notebook?" Tang Yuan asked, thinking about it.
Tang Yuan had to admit that he was a little curious, after all, he didn't know which girls had a crush on him. However, Meng Zhuofei knew that after thinking about this matter, it was really not right.
Of course, Tang Yuan's idea is very simple, just take a look at it, and then destroy it on the spot, how can you let others know about this kind of thing, it's too embarrassing.
"Nope. Where did he think that Meng Zhuofei denied it.
"Really?" Tang Yuan was very skeptical, this guy was conclusive just now.
"Not really. Meng Zhuofei is very determined.
"Bang!"
Now Tang Yuan couldn't hold back anymore, and kicked Meng Zhuofei to eat, it's too hateful, can't he be honest?
Meng Zhuofei smirked, knowing that this was a pass.
Tang Yuan didn't pay attention to these two goods anymore, fortunately, over there, Liu Shan didn't have a face to see people for the time being, which just saved a lot of trouble, otherwise, today's matter, I'm afraid it won't be so easy to end.
This is not a headache for Tang Yuan, it is too inexplicable, he has no intersection with Liu Shan before, besides, this kind of thing is not the same as falling in love, and there is no need to be responsible at all, okay?
If he really wants to be responsible, wouldn't he Tang Yuan become the number one scumbag in the world?
The problem is that it is not his intention to be so handsome, God appreciates food and is born with talent, which is very helpless.
Finally got rid of Luo Xiaohai and Meng Zhuofei, Tang Yuan left alone, walking and walking, and inexplicably felt a depressing atmosphere.
Almost subconsciously, Tang Yuan turned his head to look behind him, and saw at a glance that there was another figure on the roof of the teaching building.
"How could it be?" muttered, Tang Yuan's face changed sharply.