Wang Jingyi, the village director, was forced by Wang Ping'an to scold, Nima, I admit that the wine and food are good, but you also have to give me a chance to take a breath, right?

Didn't I just mock you a few words, as for catching me and scolding me? What's wrong with calling you stupid, what's wrong with bringing you to accompany the wine, I'm the village director, and I'm just so happy.

Didn't you say you couldn't drink? Why did you drink so violently? In the blink of an eye, how many taels of wine did you drink?

Secretary Wang Deli laughed and said: "Brother, Erbao is still a child, the child has a heart, and wants to toast you, you can't be cowardly." ”

"If it really doesn't work, forget it?" Wang Degui used to be a bastard, he could take anything, he was simply a little expert in mending knives, and he couldn't be offended, and it was still okay to squeeze two sentences.

Men can't say no, Wang Jingyi feels that if he is really cowardly today, rumors of his "can't work" will circulate in the village tomorrow.

For the sake of a man's face, he must be tough.

Thinking of this, Wang Jingyi gritted his teeth, put the chopsticks on the table, and clinked glasses with Wang Ping'an.

"Okay, it's done. I don't believe that I, Wang Jingyi, has been in the wine market for 30 years, and he can't drink a half-year-old child. ”

Grunt.

The two of them craned their necks and drank all the wine in the glass.

"It's huge, Uncle Jingyi is really huge. Come on, good things come in pairs, let's do another one. ”

"...... MMP, you fool, how did you learn these drinking routines, can you give Lao Tzu a chance to eat some food?"

If you don't drink it, you really don't drink it, even if you say that I can't do it, say that I don't lift it, and I won't be a village cadre from now on, I won't drink it anymore.

I haven't tasted a table of good food yet, so I drank it like this, and I suffered a lot.

But after pouring the wine, Wang Ping'an's cup touched again, ding, making a panicked sound.

", it's a puppy if you don't drink!" Wang Ping'an shouted a childish slogan again.

"......" Alas, I don't want to provoke this fool if I know it, I am so angry that my chest hurts!

Grunt!

Wang Ping'an started from the nearest excuse, to good things in pairs, and then Sanyang Kaitai, four seasons of fortune, five blessings, six or six Shun, seven stars high, eight directions to wealth, ninety-nine to one, perfect......

A whole slam drank Wang Jingyi under the table, and he couldn't pull it out.

"If you don't come out, a manly man, if you can't say it, you won't come out. ”

"Haha, you think I'm stupid, as soon as I came out, you forced me to drink again. ”

"I'm not drunk, I'm just a little dizzy, wait for me to rest for a while, and then fight with you for three hundred rounds!

Wang Jingyi was drunk, hugging the table legs, snoring and sleeping, and from time to time a drunken sentence or two came out, which was heavier than Wang Ping'an's stupidity.

He can usually drink about a pound and a half, but today he drank fast wine, and he didn't let him breathe in one breath, and he didn't eat a few mouthfuls of food.

On the other hand, Wang Ping'an's face still did not change, and when he poured wine, his hands did not shake.

Wang Ping'an smiled and looked at the secretary Wang Deli.

Wang Deli shook his hand, and the piece of beef he was holding fell off, feeling that Wang Ping'an's smirk was secretly murderous.

"Erbao, your amount of alcohol is okay, you have turned over the village director, and you still filled garlic for me just now, what do you say that you can't drink?" Wang Deli began to talk around, not giving him a chance to toast.

"It's true that I can't drink, I can't get drunk, and how much I drink is in vain, or not. Wang Ping'an glared at the innocent big eyes and replied with a simple face.

"......" is forced to pretend, Wang Deli can give him ninety-nine points.

"Uncle, I patronized Uncle Jingyi just now, I neglected you, and now I apologize to you, come, I'll drink two, and you drink one?"

has already done one, Wang Ping'an is a little inflated, and he dares to say the crazy words of drinking two to one.

"Big nephew, we are our own people, don't hurt our allies by mistake. Don't drink two, take your dad with you, let's drink half a cup and half a cup?"

The village party secretary estimated Wang Ping'an's combat effectiveness, this is ready to surrender, and called Wang Degui together, I don't believe that he even dares to get drunk with his own son.

"Then listen to the uncle, let's eat slowly and drink slowly. Wang Ping'an accepted it when he saw it, and acquiesced to this plan.

From the perspective of generation, Wang Deli and Wang Degui, the village party secretary, are people of the same branch, and they are considered a family without five suits. In daily life, Wang Deli also takes care of people in this field and has a close relationship.

And the village director Wang Jingyi is a member of another branch of the village, although he is in the same village, but the relationship is more distant.

Today's treat, this is what my father Wang Degui meant, I want to find out, I want to know what the village committee means.

According to Wang Ping'an's idea, no one needs to be invited, no matter how grandma makes trouble, no matter whether he changes the peach orchard in the south or the watermelon field in the north, his family will not suffer.

As long as there is Shennong mineral water, anywhere, you can grow "mutated" delicious fruits and vegetables.

It's just that when I meet a grandmother who likes to toss, it's just more disturbing, in a country that pays attention to filial piety, at most I can only ignore her, I can't beat and scold, and if I go out of line, I will be poked in the backbone by the villagers.

On the wine table, there was no Wang Jingyi to stir up the situation, the atmosphere was very harmonious and relaxed, and everyone left after drinking this barrel of five-pound old wine.

Wang Deli was staggering and his face was flushed, but he was conscious and could walk steadily without help.

And Wang Jingyi was really drunk, and after being helped up by Wang Degui, he still walked away and shouted: "Drink...... I—I'm not convinced by anyone...... I only hold on to the wall...... Slow down, let me vomit, vomit for a while......"

"......" everyone was speechless.

Wang Ping'an sent Wang Deli home, then took tools and a big yellow dog, and went directly to the north to see watermelons.

This is the task assigned to Wang Ping'an by the system, he must be guarded for seven days, for the sake of reward, in order to be unpunished, he does not dare to slack off.

Today, Wang Ping'an carefully inspected the bed in the melon shed and found no poisonous snakes, so he was relieved.

Outside the door, the big yellow dog found a hedgehog stealing watermelon, barked and scratched it with his paws, but the hedgehog was full of thorns, and it had nowhere to put its mouth, so it was so anxious that it barked.

"Okay, okay, haven't you heard an idiom that calls a dog bites a hedgehog and has nowhere to put its mouth?" Wang Ping'an shouted.

"......" The big yellow dog glanced at Wang Ping'an silently, and saw that the master was not interested, so he had to return dejectedly.

What idiom is unspoken, and you don't understand what you're talking about at all?

You've become so good lately, have you secretly made up for it?

Being a dog is stressful. If you want to keep up with the pace of the master, you have to work hard.

Since the watermelon was sprayed with Shennong mineral water, there have been a lot of small animals in the melon field, especially at night, which is very lively.

But as long as it's not a particularly big animal, and the damage to the watermelon is too serious, he doesn't care.

A little hedgehog, whatever you want, how much can you eat?

To be a man, you have to be generous, not because you are lazy.

Wang Ping'an lit mosquito coils, stripped and lay on the bed, and soon fell asleep.

Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo!

In the middle of the night, Wang Ping'an was woken up by a violent dog barking, he was very angry, he was so noisy every night, could he sleep happily?

"What's the matter?" Wang Ping'an put on his shoes, endured his anger, and walked out of the melon shed.

The vaccine is fake, but the dog is real, and in recent times, even if he is very angry with the big yellow dog, he rarely hits it.

The big yellow dog looked innocent and barked a few times at the distance.

Following the direction of its roar, by the moonlight, Wang Ping'an saw eight or nine hunting dogs besieging a half-sized wild boar on the hillside in the distance, and he could faintly hear the hunter's brief command to the hunting dogs.

Wild boars are flooded around Huaxi Town, but this year is not autumn yet, and the frequency of wild boars coming down the mountain is too high, right?