Chapter 1 White Jade Gourd
"Second hammer, come here, my sister will give you candy to eat. ”
Hearing someone call him, Second Hammer turned slightly sideways and walked around the sycamore tree.
Following the prestige, I saw that in the green garden of the bamboo fence, under the blue bricks and gray tiles, a beautiful and moving woman was waving to the second hammer vigorously, signaling for him to pass.
The woman's phoenix eyebrows are delicate, her figure is convex, and she is graceful. Under the breeze, the light yarn dances, and the woman is extraordinarily willowy.
can be stupid and stupid two hammers, and he doesn't move, as if he is stunned.
The woman knew that the second hammer had been seriously injured in the head, and she didn't care.
Seeing that the second hammer was motionless, the woman looked around, and saw that there was no one around, so she quickly walked through the small courtyard, opened the bamboo door, dragged the second hammer, and nervously drilled into the inner room.
Because she was too nervous, the glamorous woman who entered the back room was holding her waist with one hand and caressing her chest with the other, and she was panting softly with her back bent. The spring breeze is not as gentle as your waist.
"The powder melts the snow and the light yarn, and the makeup is better than the lotus in the evening. Zhu Yin's playful wink, Zhang Min's unearthly gaze, the woman's low-waisted gentleness, and the glimpse of the world are not the third. At that moment, at this moment.
If you are someone else, seeing such a beautiful and delicious scene, not to mention that you can't hold it, you will definitely have a lot of blood. But the second hammer just stood stupidly, like no one.
Erhammer, named Wang Erzhu, has an IQ like a five-year-old child, and he is a fool. But Erhammer is the only college student in Longji Village, but two years ago, he flew into trouble and provoked Zhao Gongzi of Longteng City, and was seriously injured in the head, so he became the demented appearance he is now. Before I finished college, I had no choice but to drop out.
The beautiful young woman, named Li Lanzhi, is a widow. I only married in Longji Village three years ago, but less than a year after I got married, my husband accidentally stumbled and fell down the cliff and died when he was collecting medicine on a cliff in Longji Mountain. As soon as he was in his early twenties, he was kept alive and widowed.
Maybe the days of being a widow are too lonely, maybe the heart of youth is difficult to sleep, or the scorching heat of midsummer makes people hot, Li Lanzhi, who has just finished bathing, saw at a glance the tall and sturdy Wang Erhammer leaning against the plane tree at the gate of the courtyard through the window. The ghost sent the god to drag Wang Erhammer into the house.
Looking at the handsome Wang Erhammer, Li Lanzhi couldn't help but sigh, if he hadn't become a fool, it would have been great. But soon, a charming smile appeared between the willowy eyebrows, and there was nothing wrong with being a fool, at least no one was chewing the root of my tongue.
"Second hammer, do you want to eat sugar? Sister's sugar is delicious. As she spoke, the young woman took out two pieces of candy wrapped in colored paper from the porcelain jar and shook them in front of the eyes of the second hammer.
"I want to eat. ”
"If you want to eat, then play a game with my sister, okay? But playing this game is a secret between the two of us, and we can't tell anyone, okay?" After saying that, the young woman handed one of the candies to the second hammer.
"Good. ”
"That sister will give you one first, and when I finish the game with my sister, my sister will give you another one. You're going to be good, okay?"
"Good. ”
The young woman's red lips moved slightly, and she also leaned towards Wang Erhammer, and fell on her incense couch with the habit of carrying this dumb handsome little student.
The wind and rain are coming, and the breath is heavy. Smoke and dew rose from the mountain streams, and the clouds steamed like mist.
The slender jade fingers swept across the cheeks of the second hammer, like a light boat across the lake, rippling layers of ripples. The fingers danced, and after stopping for a while on the white jade gourd on the neck of the second hammer, he went all the way south, and the willows sang.
For this reunion, I came across the ocean to see you.
The young woman took a deep breath, stirred her sculls, and paddled on the blue waves.
Bang, bang, bang...... The red wooden door trembled.
"Laneige, open the door quickly, I'm your prawn brother, and I'm here to see you. ”
The person who spoke was named Zhao Building, known as Brother Prawn, who was a tyrant in Longji Village, who bullied men and women all day long, and was imprisoned two years ago because he was a "good man in the green forest", and he was recently discharged and returned to the field.
During this time, he often walked around the gate of Li Lanzhi Courtyard, and his thoughts were self-evident. There are many rights and wrongs in front of the widow's door, and the villagers have long gossip.
Hearing that someone was slamming the door outside, Li Lanzhi was also shocked, and sat up straight, and most of the fire in her heart was extinguished in an instant. If outsiders see her like this, how can they live in Longji Village in the future?
"Laneige, open the door, Brother Prawn has come to see you. The door of your courtyard is not closed, I know you are at home. "The prawn door was smashed even harder.
"Second hammer, my sister gave you candy to eat, and if you say yes, you will listen to your sister, right? Now let's play a game of peek-a-boo, you hide in the closet, I'll come to you, okay?" Li Lanzhi lost her face, but she still tried to calm down. She grabbed another candy and handed it to Wang Erhammer.
"Good. The second hammer took the candy and hid happily in the closet. Li Lanzhi made a "shhh
Li Lanzhi straightened her clothes and opened the mahogany door through a crack. I saw Zhao Daxia with a red face and a thick neck, one hand on the edge of the door, panting, and he was drunk at first glance.
"Brother Prawn, do you have anything important to do with me? If there is nothing to do, I want to take a rest first. As he spoke, Li Lanzhi was about to close the hidden wooden door.
"Laneige, Brother Prawn came to see you, you can't just give you a sip of water, right? Look at such a hot day, if I have a heat stroke and faint in your small courtyard, you can't explain it to the people in the village! You give saliva to drink, and I will leave after drinking, otherwise I won't leave." Seeing this, the prawn immediately pressed his toes against the edge of the door, bullied himself up, and pressed against the door that Laneige was about to close.
In the face of Zhao Daxia, who played all the scoundrels, Li Lanzhi's prevarication was just in vain. In the face of absolute power, Li Lanzhi cannot compete with it.
In order to send Zhao Daxia away as soon as possible, Li Lanzhi had no choice but to open the door in a daze, and was about to say that let the prawns finish drinking the water and leave, so that the villagers could see the bad things...... Unexpectedly, the prawn got in with one end and closed the wooden door with his backhand. With the smell of wine, like a fierce beast, he pounced on the unprepared Li Lanzhi. Li Lanzhi stumbled, took a few steps back, and sat down on the bed.
"Laneige, Uncle Huang invited Kong Ming, but he didn't look at the thatched house three times. Brother Prawn, I'm already thirty years old with you, it's time to get rid of my brother today, right?" I couldn't help but say, the prawns had already attacked all the way, rudely tearing Li Lanzhi's already small clothes. Li Lanzhi desperately protected the important parts, shouting for the prawns to stop, otherwise they would call someone. But Zhao Daxia, who is hormones, where is there still a little bit of reason, and the beast nature has long been difficult to control. Thousands of troops and horses are galloping, and they are bound to conquer the city in one fell swoop.
"Squeak", suddenly there was a sound behind me......