"Put it aside first, aren't you the one who sold my bronze statue just now?"

He covered half of his face with his hand, "You're looking at the wrong person, you must be my twin brother." ”

I took his hand down with black lines on my face, "And the whole twin brother, how about teasing me?"

He withdrew his hand, "If I sell you a bronze statue, I will sell you a bronze statue, and I will ask you for a dollar, which is not enough to take the bus." ”

"So you really pretended to be a monk to cheat money?"

"How ugly is the word deception, you have needs, I have services, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, how can it be called deception? If you don't want to, return the bronze statue to me, and I'll return you a dollar." ”

I threw the bronze statue on his lap, and without asking for a penny, I leaned my head back in my chair and began to close my eyes.

He poked me in the arm, and I turned to look at him, "What's wrong?"

"You don't like it, I have other treasures, do you want to see them?"

Anyway, the journey is boring, so I'll pass the time with him, "What else do you have?"

He unbuttoned his shirt, looked around like a thief, and then carefully pulled out a transparent bead, about the size of a baby's fist.

"It's called a water droplet, and it doesn't matter if you can't swim with it, no matter how deep the water is, it won't drown you. ”

"How much are you going to sell this kind of baby?" I said, reaching out and taking a look.

He hurriedly put it back in his arms, "I said, meeting is fate, you will definitely be able to come in handy with this bead, and I won't ask you how much you want, three million." ”

I clenched his three outstretched fingers into a fist, "That's it! It's not easy for you to go from south to north, 10,000 yuan, make a friend." ”

He immediately took out the beads and put them in my arms, "Deal." ”

Seeing him so happy, I feel like I've been deceived.

With a black face, I transferred the account with my mobile phone, picked up the beads and looked at them, it was quite cold to the touch, there was no weight in it, the material was not like plastic or glass, I couldn't say what kind of treasure it was.

He looked at my satisfied expression, and he poked my arm again, "I have other good things here, you look at them." ”

As he spoke, he took out a small crimson medicine bottle from his bosom, about the size of the bottle of the fast-acting heart-saving pill sold at the drugstore.

"Wuji Jindan, eat an immortality, cultivate for a big rise, rejuvenate, come back to life, stay young forever, take care of old customers, give you a friendly price, 10 million one. ”

Looking at his shameless expression, I really wanted to smash him in the face with the beads in my hand, "If you want to have this baby, why don't you eat it yourself?"

"This kind of good thing can't be eaten by people who are not destined, I have nothing to do with it, but you are different, you have a great creation, and it is beneficial and harmless to eat it. ”

"It's so evil, can you try it?"

He hurriedly shook his head, "That's not good, there are only three in the world, which are very precious." ”

"I said a number, thirty thousand dollars, everything in your arms. ”

His head shook like a rattle, "No, absolutely not, without you bargaining like this, I am all genuinely good." ”

I began to rub my hands, "Good thing, since you said that your Jin Dan is so powerful that you can come back to life, I will beat you to death now, and then feed you the Jin Dan, and when you are alive, I will buy all your things, and promise that I will not press down any of the amounts you say, okay?"

As he spoke, my fist was already running to his face, and he caught it with both hands.

It's a pity that it's not my original body, otherwise, this punch, the other party's face will be hell if I don't hit a few holes in the face.

"Little brother, don't be so angry, if you can't buy and sell, why bother to do it? ”

I put my fist back, "You're going to be on my own?"

"You sit outside, I sit inside, there is no one else here, I see that you are idle and idle, in case you have a favorite, after this village, there will be no such shop." ”

Something suddenly occurred to me, "Do you have anything similar to a demon mirror?"

"You're asking. After speaking, he took out a small box from his arms like a monkey offering treasures, and held it in front of me with both hands, "This, only charge you 50,000, it's cost-effective!"

I took the box and opened it to see that there was a pair of silver-gray framed flat mirrors inside, which was more peculiar and not reflective at all, I put it on and looked at the person in front of me, "No change?"

"Of course it hasn't changed, and I'm not a monster. ”

I stood up and looked around, "You're not a fake, are you?"

"What are you kidding, I can have fakes, there are no monsters on this trip. ”

I took off my glasses and put them back in the box and gave them back to him, "Then how can I be sure if you're lying to me? And your beads, if nothing happens, I'm not going to drown?"

He took off his hat, revealing his shiny head, and reached out to touch it from front to back, "That's it! You use the things first, and you will give me money the next time I see you, but you can pay a deposit first, which is also a voucher." ”

"Give you a thousand, and if it works, give you ten thousand. ”

"Fifty thousand, no two prices. ”

"Deal. ”

I transferred it to him again, and he looked at the transfer record with satisfaction, "What else do you need? ”

"Is there a treasure that can travel through time?"

He showed a weird smile, "You can be regarded as asking the right person, I really have this thing, but the thing is too big, I can't carry it with me, if you really want it, come to Lingdi Mountain to find me, I put that thing there." ”

Ling Di Mountain: It's a familiar name, I seem to have heard of it somewhere, but I can't remember it for a while.

"Where is this Ling Di Mountain, and how do I get there?"

"This is simple, you remember this sentence, the overseas sea, the sky is outside the sky, there are green mountains and mountains on the mountain, Taiji Qiankun wall view, you can find Lingdi Mountain. ”

This sentence is quite familiar, but I can't remember who said it to me.

"Can you not play pantomime?"

He said to me secretly: "Don't divulge the secret of heaven." ”

I crossed my arms, "I don't think you have any." ”

"Why not, I don't have it, but I know what you want this thing for. ”

My curiosity was aroused by him, "Then tell me, what do I want this thing for?"

"Your soul doesn't belong to this plane, you want to go back to your own plane, right?"

I thought he was a charlatan, but I didn't expect him to have some skills.

"How do you see that?"

"I don't see it, but a normal person would talk to me for so long, and ask me for things that no one else will use at all. ”

"Do you have it or not? Don't you make fun of me?"

"Yes, definitely, but you have to go to me before I can use it for you. ”

"Who are you sacred?"

He waved his hand, "I don't dare to be sacred, I'm just a grocer who travels around the world, collecting some treasures here, selling them there, earning some change, supporting my family, that's all." ”

The more he said this, the more I felt that this person was not simple, he had transformed from a charlatan in my heart to a master who traveled all over the world, although his expression was very obscene, and I didn't know if it was special or deliberate.

I asked him curiously, "Where are you going?"

"I heard that there is an auction held once in 60 years in the Dragon Capital, so I went to try my luck and see if I could pick up a leak. ”

"What can an auction house sell? It can't be celebrity calligraphy and paintings, antique jewelry, etc. ”

"Then you are lonely, this auction is full of rare treasures in the world, many of which are natural treasures. ”

"It's so wicked, I'm going to see if it's true or not. ”

He suddenly dragged it up, "That place is not something that ordinary people can enter, and if you have money, you may not be able to enter it, it must be the other party who takes the initiative to invite you." ”

The two of us chatted first, and he didn't sell me less things on the way, but I was really shy in my pocket, knowing that the other party was all serious good things, but I didn't have the money, so I couldn't play the same scoundrel and use it before buying it!

This body is much worse than the original one, you will be sleepy, hungry, and go to the toilet.

When he came back after solving the physiological problem, the master with the strange treasure was gone, if he didn't have any special spells, he should not have gotten off the car, after all, the speed of the high-speed train is so fast, the doors and windows are closed, and it may be that he is selling his products to others again.

Actually, I really want to get that bronze Buddha back, but since it's already been returned to others, I'm really embarrassed to open my mouth.

I didn't expect to look into his seat, and the bronze statue was lying there, and I looked around and put it away again.

Until I got out of the car, I never saw this bald head again, and I don't know what his name is.

I got off the bus, I was confused when I walked out of the station, I don't know the housekeeper, the dragon is so big, I don't know where my house is?

Just as I was worried, a man in a black suit walked over, "Master, what are you doing here? I've called you several times." ”

Although I was thinking about things, I couldn't have no reaction at all when someone called me, and it was better to have someone answer than no one.

"Okay, let's go!"

The housekeeper took me on an elongated business car, with a complete set of audio-visual systems in the back seat, and a wine cabinet.

The car drove into the Zixi Lakeside Community, and I was actually a neighbor with Lu Miaomiao in this time and space.

The car stopped in front of one of the villas, I got out of the car, and the housekeeper actually drove the car away.

When I was at a loss, the door of the villa opened, and two little beauties dressed as maids came out of the house and said to me with a smile, "Welcome home, young master." ”

I nodded and smiled at the two little beauties, and as I walked into the hallway, I turned around and asked the two people who followed me closely, "Where are my parents?"

The two little beauties looked at each other in surprise, and then one of them said to me, "Young master, have you forgotten? You never allowed the lord and the lady to come to this villa." ”

Am I so tsundere on this plane?

I looked at the paintings on the walls of which I was dressed in various costumes and wondered who had painted them.

Two beautiful women knelt on the ground and changed my shoes, which made me very uncomfortable.

"Young master, do you still drink milk at night?"

"Just do it as it always is. "Actually, I just said casually, I don't know what the old looks like.

After walking around this splendid room, I looked at the two little beauties who followed me closely, "Didn't you say milk? Why aren't you ready?"

"Now?"

"Well, I'm going to sleep, I'm sleepy after a day's drive. ”

The two beauties actually went straight to my bedroom, probably to make my bed so that I could sleep.

I followed into the bedroom, and the two beauties actually started undressing at the same time and got into my bed.

My eyes barely popped out.

"What are you two doing here?"

The two beauties looked at me with strange eyes, "Young master, isn't it the same way you said it?"