Chapter 026: Apologies to You
Li Yiru was immediately confused, is it so funny?
Director Liao in the audience hehehe, Zhile, said to the people around him: "This kid is a variety show, how does he look like a literati?"
"Director Liao, now the top talents in various fields are down-to-earth, and the cold style in the past is no longer welcome. In these years, celebrities have to be funny, masters have to be cute, famous writers have to learn to sell cute, and those who can't get up and down are so cold and cold, the more they lack anything, the more they pretend to be, and the really awesome people are approachable. For example, you Director Liao. ”
"Summing it up very well, when the show ends in a while, let's launch a survey, it's called "What Your Heart Chinese People Look Like"!"
Stage.
Liu Yiyi laughed and trembled, she shook her head: "Li Yiru, Li Yiru, next game!!"
At the beginning of the third game, Feng Linwan took the lead, and the opponent's Wei Yixiao was also a horizontal knife.
In the matter of fighting against Feng Linwan, Wei Yixiao was high-spirited, and he was simply spitting stars. It wasn't until Feng Linwan silently retreated and signaled Li Yiru to end the show, Wei Yixiao instantly lowered his head slightly, straightened his face silently, and immediately pretended to be dead.
Wang Fengjiao saw everything in her eyes, no matter how stupid she was, she almost understood what was going on.
"The sunrise river flowers are red, and the spring river is as green as blue, 'blue'!" Li Yiru said, but saw Wang Fengjiao looking at him with a sad face.
Wang Fengjiao sighed slightly: "Lantian is warm and jade is smoking!"
Li Yiru: "Yan Feng Yuan Lan Grass Shu Lan, 'Blue'!"
"Lan Xie Qing. ”
Li Yiru: "Green into blue, 'blue'!"
......
Ouyang Duan slapped his thigh with a smile: "Hahaha, the end of Li Yiru's every sentence is 'blue', and every time Solitaire kicks the ball 'blue' to Wang Fengjiao, it's so funny!"
"Can you slap your own thigh?" Wang Changliang said.
Xia Yuqing grinned: "Sister Feng Jiao is terrifying, and she can't do without this 'blue' word in her life!"
"However, how much poetry reserve and responsiveness can be used to ensure that the last sentence is exactly the word 'blue' every time the solitaire is successful!
"My God, it's easy, Wang Fengjiao is simply a marionette in Li Yiru's hand, Li Yiru can set up the flute as much as he wants!"
"Playing with the palm of your hand!"
......
Li Yiru: "The water in front of Xisai Mountain is like blue, 'blue'!"
Wang Fengjiao's brows tightened: "Blue Water Police Dust Dream!"
"The dream inscribed poem to the blue, 'blue'!"
"I'm sure, you're just playing with me!!!" Wang Fengjiao complained.
Li Yiru was stunned, he felt that he was very wronged!
In the first episode of the show, he cut through the mess quickly, did not leave a way for others to live, and then was criticized by many netizens for being ruthless, and was educated by his father to be virtuous, what about this episode, I tried my best to guess what the opponent would do, and then tried to let the other party have enough space to show himself, why is this not satisfied?
Although that "blue" is a bit skinny, it's all so watery that it doesn't allow me to have some fun in boredom?
You can't bully me just because I have some talent!
There was still no suspense in the last two games, and Li Yiru successfully won. Because in the third game, Li Yiru teased Wang Fengjiao with the word "blue", so in the last two games, he changed his past mistakes and used "red" and "purple" respectively to repeat the old tricks!
"Congratulations to Li Yiru/Fenglin Evening Combination, which won 5 cities in a row and advanced to the second round!"
Wang Fengjiao walked off the stage dejectedly, she grabbed Xia Yuqing's hand and said dejectedly: "I'm so stupid, really!"
"No, he also asked you to show yourself more!" Xia Yuqing smiled.
"I know! I don't blame others, I hate myself, it seems that everyone in the world knows that Li Yiru is releasing water, and I am so desperate to fight with others!
Wei Yixiao was in a calm mood, because he didn't touch Li Yiru's hard stone stupidly, even if he was hammered by Li Yiru, he didn't feel ashamed, because anyone has to kneel when he encounters this kind of player!
Wei Yi smiled and patted his partner's shoulder, "Don't worry, we players know that Li Yiru is releasing water-"
"Playing with me!"
"Okay, good, I'm playing with you! The audience may not know! I just heard the audience say that Li Yiru is not good, it is not at all the same as the performance in the TV show!"
"Blue!" Feng Linwan suddenly came over and made up for it.
"Ah!! don't listen, don't listen!" Wang Fengjiao blocked her ears.
"Red!" "Feng Lin mends the knife again!
"Die!"
"Purple!!"
"!"
......
Feng Linwan smiled and left, muttering in his mouth: "What a genius!"
The first round of the game is not over yet, on the stage, Xia Yuqing/Liu Shuai is PK Zhao Long/Zhang Bing, and it will come to an end at this time, and these two groups will be 5:0 again!
Li Yiru was holding his shoulders to stand in the fierce battle in the stands, and suddenly noticed that someone had touched him, and when he looked back, Wang Fengjiao was looking at him blankly.
"Sister Fengjiao, what's wrong?"
"Li Yiru, can I discuss something with you?"
"Sister, you say. ”
"The next time we face off again, can you just seal your throat with a sword? Don't delay me, give me a good time. ”
Li Yiru finally found a chance to give in: "Seal your throat with a sword, you say I'm cruel, let's fight repeatedly, you say I'm torturing people, I'm not doing it right, I'm too difficult!"
Wang Fengjiao looked at him in a daze: "It's also ha." Then you decide what you do to others, but the next time you meet your sister, you give your sister a good time!"
Wei Yixiao suddenly pulled Wang Fengjiao up and left: "What do you touch? I can't touch it anymore!
Li Yiru: "???"
After the first round of the [Combined Poetry Solitaire] competition, the recording was paused and everyone had a time to adjust themselves.
A TV show may only show the audience about 90 minutes, but the time to record one episode is relatively long. This kind of knowledge competition program is recorded for about four hours.
During the recording, Liu Yiyi came to the mentor's seat to chat with the two mentors.
Yu Ruoyun's notebook shorthand Li Yiru's poems about "color". He smiled: "The first round of the game is a small number of rounds, otherwise, I feel that this kid can play all the 'red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple'." ”
Wang Yuchun said with emotion: "Li Yiru's ability to control poetry has reached the realm of doing whatever he wants.
Yu Ruoyun nodded and said: "The word 'playing' is used well, watching Li Yiru's competition, I especially have the feeling of watching him play the world, the old naughty boy Zhou Botong, the little naughty boy Li Yiru!
At this time, Xiao Yang suddenly ran over and whispered to Liu Yiyi: "The director thinks that the computer random grouping is not exciting and too mechanical, so he suggests that the group will be grouped by lottery box next." ”
"Oh, it's still a bad leader, are there any props?"
"All set!"
After a short break, a staff member lifted the raffle box to the stage and the recording began.
Liu Yiyi re-entered the stage, "Let's play the second round of the competition [two-character guessing poetry], this round we draw lots, each group from left to right on the stage in turn, this lottery box is the name of the captain of the eight groups. Below, from the first group from the left, Wang Fengjiao came to draw lots. ”
Wang Fengjiao closed her eyes and prayed when she drew lots: Don't be Li Yiru, don't draw Li Yiru! If I meet Li Yiru again, I'll go to!
After opening it and taking a look, she happily came to Ding Yi/Tang Yongqiang: "I drew you guys, please give me a lot of advice!"
Ding Yi frowned, and said in his heart that you are laughing at fart?
Liu Yiyi: "Second place from left, Li Yiru, go to the stage to draw lots!"
After hearing Li Yiru's name, the audience was silent for a moment! The eyes of all the contestants fell on Li Yiru, as if everyone was nervous.
Li Yiru hurriedly stepped onto the stage, took out an envelope from it, frowned slightly after opening it, raised his eyes and scanned the other 5 groups of players, and found that they were all staring at the envelope in their hands with nervous expressions.
Li Yiru sighed: "I pumped myself!"
Call!
The remaining 5 groups of players looked relieved. However, when Li Yiru took out another envelope, the spirit of the pioneers tensed again.
Especially Ouyang Xuangen, he felt that his heart was pounding and beating, and his head was full of the tragic pictures of the last game.
After Li Yiru glanced at the contents of the envelope, his eyes subconsciously swept over the players again, and then suddenly fixed on Ouyang Duangen.
Ouyang Xuangen's torso subconsciously retreated backwards: What is he looking at me for? Why is he walking towards me? Why is he getting closer and closer,, can't it still be me? I kneel, you don't have to be alone!
Li Yiru suddenly stretched out his hand to Ouyang Duangen, and said sincerely: "I'm sorry brother, I offended a lot in the last episode. I'm going to apologize to you in public today!"
"Huh?" Ouyang Duan was even more in a trance.
After that, Li Yiru turned around and walked to the Dong Jinfu/He Chaoqun combination: "Hello, friendship first, competition second!"
He Chaoqun was stunned: "Okay!"
Dong Jinfu squinted his eyes and smiled, just "um".
The players were relieved in an instant, as long as they didn't touch Li Yiru, they had the possibility of winning. Li Yiru is the god of death on the stage of the "Poetry Contest", the plague, everyone is afraid to avoid it!
Wang Changliang looked at the fine sweat on Ouyang Duangen's forehead, he felt that since Li Yiru had apologized for the torture and killing of the last show, it was necessary for him, as Li Yiru's former partner, to express his apologies.
Thinking of this, Wang Changliang also stretched out his hand and said sincerely: "Ouyang, I'm sorry, I also don't pay for the last episode." ”
Ouyang Duan sighed for a long time: "It's okay, it has nothing to do with you." ”
"......" Wang Changliang suddenly became depressed.