Chapter 205: Lovelorn Men Are the Most Terrifying
Li's father and mother got off work early today, and a large table of dishes was prepared at home.
This is to celebrate the official beginning of a new chapter in Li Yiru's life, in China, whether a boy is an adult or not is often not counted according to age, but according to the moment when the college entrance examination ends.
At the end of the college entrance examination, a boy will have countless privileges that have been forbidden.
"I don't know how my son did in the exam!" Father Li paced restlessly in the living room.
Li's mother said: "You calm down, the point may be very suspenseful, but there is no problem with the undergraduate line, right?"
"You must keep the undergraduate line, if you don't play well and don't pass the undergraduate line, it will be embarrassing!"
Mama Li stuffed a piece of braised pork into Li's father's mouth, and said unhappily: "Shut your crow's mouth for me!"
"Miss Zhao San, did you forget to put salt!"
"Well, I forgot about it. β
At this time, listening to the sound of the key twisting at the door, Li's father and Li's mother instantly focused their eyes on the past, and Xiaoxiao ran over with a jump.
"Hello sister-in-law!" this voice is extremely sugary.
Li Yiru hurriedly raised his watch to be innocent: "This time I really didn't teach me, Xia Yuqing, you have to believe me." Xiaoxiao, you can't just let girls take advantage of your brother, you know, call it sister!"
"Hello sister-in-law!"
"Beautiful!" Li Yiru snapped his fingers and said busily, "Uh, no...... I meanβ"
What he means is that the toad is worried about the swan meat, so he can only worry about it, and our beautiful swans can't look down on him. Mother Li hurriedly pulled Xia Yuqing over, and asked with concern, "Why is this child's forehead red?"
"Oh, a 'review student' threw stationery into the sky and hit it when it fell. Li Yiru explained.
Xiaoxiao suddenly pulled Li Yiru: "Brother, can you still buy me jelly like this?"
"What kind of nonsense, I don't know what you're talking about. Li Yiru said and went to the bedroom.
Xiaoxiao followed, and the little short legs stepped quickly: "Brother, brother, brother......"
When Xiaoxiao came out again, his little mouth was full of snacks.
In fact, to this day, Li Yiru and Xia Yuqing have been acquiesced by the parents of both sides. Because both parties are very good children, I can't find anything that is not suitable.
If you have to find shortcomings, Father Xia always feels that his daughter will be fooled by Li Yiru.
Facing this table of sumptuous dinner, Li Yiru feasted, in the past two days of exams, he didn't touch the things with a lot of meat, oil and salt, for people with heavy mouths, it was unbearable!
Li Yiru was pulling rice into his mouth, and Mama Li suddenly smashed a small red box on the corner of the dining table, and Mama Li said: "For you, as I said, the gift after the college entrance examination." β
Li Yiru didn't raise his head, continued to stuff vegetables into his mouth, and said vaguely: "Thank you, Mom!"
Li's mother said to Xia Yuqing again: "My child, since he was a child, he didn't spend money indiscriminately, he never hesitated to spend money that should be spent, and he didn't spend a penny that shouldn't be spent, and now Yiru has made so much money, but Yuqing, you look at it, the whole body is only five or six hundred yuan together, save more, for so many years, I haven't even bought a pair of Nikes." β
Li Yiru raised his hand: "I want to buy it, but I don't know if I can guarantee the authenticity when I go to the store to buy it." β
Li's mother said again: "After making so much money, I haven't spent it nonsense, except for buying a house, buying a house, buying two cars, and it is the standard configuration of the middle class." His father and I studied it, people pass in a hurry in this life, and at the age of 18, they should look like they are 18 years old, and others are speeding in sports cars, so we can't do any errands. β
Li Yiru was stunned for a moment, put down his chopsticks instantly, and opened the gift box suddenly, only to see a Porsche car key in front of him.
Li's mother said: "What about this money, my father and I have lost half of our life savings, but this coming-of-age ceremony must be presentable." β
Li Yiru hurriedly said: "Mom, Dad, don't you know what kind of person your son is? How can I drive such an expensive car now? It's not suitable, or do you want to drive it first?"
Xia Yuqing asked curiously, "What model?"
Dad Li smiled: "Classic, Porsche 911, when I think of this, I get angry with your aunt, don't you know how to drive blind...... Blind buying!"
Xia Yuqing said: "The Porsche 911 is very good!"
"It's a good car, but your aunt doesn't know how to choose the configuration, she chooses all the configurations, and some of them are completely unnecessary!"
Mama Li quit: "What do you know? The car is a thing, we can't use some configurations, but we must have it!"
At this time, Li Yiru had already pushed the door and went out: "Where is it parked? I'll go see my car!"
The car was parked downstairs, and after Li Yiru lifted off the coat, the top-equipped Porsche 911 glowed bright yellow under the sunlight.
It's beautiful!
The residents of the community came over curiously to take a look at this classic sports car.
In a megacity like Beijing, it is common to see a sports car like this for 3 million, but it is really not possible for everyone to buy it.
Li Yiru sat in the car and stroked the steering wheel, he couldn't put it down.
The onlookers said:
"This is what Yiru should have!"
"Yiru is finally a person with a sports car!"
"Get out there and bang the streets!"
......
Li Yiru smiled, adjusted his sitting position, then started the engine and jumped out of the car: "Come on, you drive!"
Xia Yuqing: "......"
Li Yiru sat in the co-pilot: "Go to a nearby driving school and sign up!"
Li's mother hurriedly said: "I'll finish the meal first!"
"Don't eat it, my spiritual food is already full!" Li Yiru turned his head to look at Xia Yuqing, "Let me experience the feeling of galloping!"
When the car hit the road, Li Yiru kept urging: "Drive faster, big sister, I'm a sports car! Are you worthy of the word 'sports car' at this speed?"
Xia Yuqing, do you have any misunderstanding about sports cars? I want to feel the feeling of the night breeze blowing on my cheeks, and I want to hear the roaring sound in the middle of the night!"
"Do you have any misunderstanding about the traffic in the capital?" Xia Yuqing pointed to the crowded and stagnant road in front of her, "Please, this is a sports car, not a flying car!
At this time, a small electric car drove past the car on a crutch, and the road was smooth!
Li Yiru propped his chin: "I finally know why some celebrities drive electric donkeys to pick up their children from school." β
Before he could get to the driving school, Li Yiru received a call from Ma Jian, and the goods sighed resentfully, "I'm out of love!"
From this long sigh, Li Yiru seemed to hear a faint sob.
Li Yiru asked, "Oh, have you figured out how to commit suicide?"
"Hmm, shouldn't you have advised me?"
"Emotional problems, all I want to open, I persuade useless, the only thing I can do is to deal with the follow-up problems. Don't worry, your parents are my parents, and I will ...... every month I'll take the time to visit. β
"Bastard Li Yiru, why was I quite moved just now, and I thought you were going to support my parents?"
"Sons don't support their parents, expect others to support them, you are stupid!"
Xia Yuqing muttered in a low voice: "Persuade, you are persuading, don't stimulate him." β
Li Yiru said: "Come out to eat?"
"I can't eat it. β
"Okay, then let's go eat!" Li Yiru turned his head to look at Xia Yuqing, "I made an appointment for Master Lin's private dishes, which is still recommended by Ma Jian, let's go." β
Xia Yuqing was stunned, what did she say Master Lin?
"That ......" Ma Jian was slightly silent and said, "Don't cancel it yet, uh, I'll go over now!"
"No need, where are you, I'll pick you up. β
"School rooftop!"
Li Yiru was shocked: "Damn, you really want to commit suicide?"
"Don't worry, I don't dare. β
"Oh, I think, wait for us, we'll be there soon. β
As soon as Li Yiru put down the phone, Xia Yuqing asked eagerly: "Why did he go up to the rooftop, he was so panicked!"
"I guess find a place where no one is there and cry!"
"You should have persuaded him just now!"
Li Yiru said with a smile: "In his situation, it becomes normal communication with him, and the more he persuades him, the more miserable he feels."
What kind of lovelorn is he, no one girl has agreed, he is just unrequited love. Unrequited love is not a big problem, if it is the loss of first love, it will be a particularly serious blow to many people, and many people's view of love will collapse and rebuild in an instant.
In Ma Jian's case, although he lost the love in his heart, he was actually regretful and unwilling at most, and he did not suffer a heavy blow in the depths of his soul. β
Li Yiru sighed: "I have seen the misery of many men when they lose their first love, some people can't help crying in public, and some people are in a trance, like a walking corpse for a short time. There are also very few cases where you can't think of jumping off a building, or you just go crazy. β
"And then?"
"And then, and then a bunch of scumbags were born, of course, scumbags are also like this, some people are born scumbags, and some people are from acquired training. β
As Li Yiru expected, although Ma Jian was very disappointed and his eyes were red and swollen, there was no sign of mental breakdown.
Because he didn't get hurt.
Many people are likely to have a nervous breakdown at the moment of emotional failure, because they have suffered a serious emotional impact, such as the betrayal of their lover.
Ma Jian is nothing, it's just that he likes a girl and confesses, but the girl refuses.
Ma Jian stood at the school gate and looked around, and was suddenly attracted by the bright yellow sports car driving in the distance, and when the car stopped, he asked in surprise: "Yuqing, have you changed cars again?"
"This is my car!
Xia Yuqing asked with concern, "Ma Jian, are you okay?"
"What's the matter?" asked Ma Jian stunned.
"Aren't you out of love?"
"Why is the eldest husband without a wife? If I lose a big tree, what awaits me is a forest! Blessings lurk in disguise. Confucius said: Only women and villains are difficult to raise!
Li Yiru patted the back of Xia Yuqing's hand: "See, we still need to enlighten this state? β
Ma Jian smiled: "That'...... Going to eat?"
"We're done out!"
"Li Yiru, didn't you say that you ordered Master Lin's private dishes?"
"That's right," Li Yiru said, "but I didn't expect it!"
"Huh?"
"Just find one to deal with. β
......
eating, Ma Jian's words were very secret, trying his best to show that he had been liberated, maybe he felt embarrassed to behave too weakly in front of Xia Yuqing.
After eating, Xia Yuqing went home with something, Li Yiru called a substitute driver, and went to KTV with Ma Jian to sing.
KTV decoration is luxurious, and the sound effect is excellent!
As soon as he walked into the private room, Ma Jian sat on the singing table and began to order: "I'll sing a song first, make a sample!"
Ma Jian picked up the mark style and sang affectionately:
"I can't catch love,
Always watching her slip away,
There are happy people everywhere in the world,
Why can't you count me as one?
Fighting alone for love,
I've had enough of the bitterness of love for a long time,
People who are lost in love are everywhere,
And I'm just one of them,
......β
Ten minutes later, Ma Jian:
"Love must be more and more courageous,
Love should affirm attachment,
Every single person has to see through,
If you want to love, don't be afraid of pain!
......β
20 minutes later, Ma Jian's eyes were full of tears:
"Find a dear person who loves you the most, who loves you deeply,
Say goodbye to singleness!
An amorous infatuated and heartless heartless man,
Come and give me the scars!
......β
Half an hour later, Ma Jian got carried away:
"There are so many lonely people,
There are not many happy ones,
Don't love me who missed and left single,
Sing love songs alone!"
This famous "Single Love Song" is not as long as half an hour, but in this half an hour, Ma Jian sang it 6 times repeatedly!
6 times, 6 times!
Originally, when Li Yiru watched Ma Jian's tears and release his feelings, he was quite distressed, but when he sang it for the fourth time, he couldn't wait to plug his mouth.
Li Yiru sighed, "Brother, I know you need to vent, and if you vent, you won't be aggrieved, but I beg you, can we change someone else's song?"
"Okay!" Ma Jian re-selected the song and chose a Zhuo sister version of "Single Love Song".
Li Yiru: "......"
At 2 o'clock in the middle of the night, Li Yiru was finally woken up by Ma Jian, "Brother Ru, let's go home!"
"You've finally sung enough!" Li Yiru rubbed his eyes.
"No, but the clerk said it was closing. I wondered, why not open 24 hours?"
"Maybe his house isn't open 24 hoursβ" Li Yiru said this, slapping himself.
......
After the college entrance examination, it will be a long vacation.
The next day, Li Yiru received another call from Ma Jian, Ma Jian's tone was very low, and said, "Let's talk." β
Then, go to the entertainment city to play, eat, sing, and the day passes!
On the third day, Ma Jian called again: "Maybe there are not many affectionate people like me, and I always feel a faint pain in my psychology." β
Then, the two of them eat, sing, and go to play live CS in a group!
......
For a week in a row, Li Yiru has simply become a professional companion, when playing cards, playing werewolf killing or going to the case hall to play, Li Yiru has to be responsible for pulling Ma Jian to play strong, Li Yiru is simply a professional companion!
On the eighth day, Ma Jian called again: "Yiru, I really feel that I am so useless, no one looks down on me!"
Li Yiru asked: "Ma Jian, tell me the truth, are you playing the sadness card, and then you have been eating and drinking with me?"
Ma Jian was stunned, eh, he was discovered!