The crowd of onlookers at the door whispered.

"Wow, you dare to give Li Yiru a face, it's really awesome!"

"Let's pay attention to it, and don't let the student union trouble us. ”

"This is the university, this is the student union! No matter how awesome the character is, the junior is the junior!"

Li Yiru's attitude is still very good, but even this smile always feels a little bad. ”

......

Li Yiru doesn't care about Jin Sibian at all, after all, he is not a person at the same level, really, he can't do it.

And now that I'm a college student, not a high school student, I can't be like when I first entered high school, and I was so angry that my seniors scolded my mother all over the playground.

After so many years, people always have to improve.

So Li Yiru sat at the computer desk and wrote the review in a proper manner.

Jin Sibian is not difficult for Li Yiru in terms of the number of words, he said: "You don't need too much, just a few lines." ”

Li Yiru turned around and said, "Okay, good!"

Jin Sibian checked the dormitory again, and when he turned back, he saw that everyone in the student union was around Li Yiru, and everyone was looking at Li Yiru with their necks stretched.

Jin Sibian leaned over to take a look and exclaimed, "Well, what are you writing about?"

Li Yiru turned his head: "Oracle!"

"Huh, how can I read oracle bone inscriptions?"

Li Yiru smiled indifferently and said: "I don't write oracle bone inscriptions, how can I live up to the expectations of the professors in the school? How can I be worthy of the president's love for me, how can I be worthy of this hot land under my feet, and my fiery feelings for Fudan?"

Jin Sibian was choked, this is a naked show of his network.

He is not stupid, seeing the donkey under the slope, seeing that the effect of Liwei has basically been achieved, if the trouble continues, if the words are not harmonious, if Li Yiru goes to the school leaders to make trouble, it will be really difficult to do!

Jin Sibian hurriedly said: "Come on, don't talk about it, sign it." ”

"Okay!" Li Yiru casually signed "Fick dich!!"

"Li Yiru, don't tell me that your signature is also an oracle!"

"This is the signature that I give to a lot of people, you know, people of my status can't sign their real names on many occasions. ”

It is also common sense that celebrities cannot sign their real names in public because they are worried about the use of criminals.

Jin Sibian picked up the review book, folded it, put it in his pocket, and went to the next bedroom.

After Li Yiru's dormitory established his authority, the image of Jin Si Bian in the freshman group instantly became tall and straight, and the new students were basically suppressed by the majesty of Jin Si Bian, after all, even the famous genius of Chinese culture dared to step on the role, which was destined to be the character of the school calling for wind and rain!

Jin Sibian's work in the Department of Literature went unusually smoothly, knocking Li Yiru and intimidating the entire freshmen of the Department of Literature, and his strategy was successful.

As for offending Li Yiru, he thinks that it is not offended, and when he is in military training tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, or when he communicates in private, he will give Li Yiru a few sweet dates to eat, then Li Yiru will treat his senior as his brother accurately.

In the past two years of student work, Jin Sibian has a particularly accurate grasp of the hearts of new students.

The freshmen are very simple, and they are dissatisfied with the rules and regulations of the school and the arrogance of the student union, but basically no one dares to jump out and vent in person, scare and scare the freshmen with military training results and scholarships, awards, or whatever.

For individual diehards, in private, "know it with emotion and reason", and the freshmen even want to mix with the back of their butts in the future.

Freshmen are the saddest period, and it's really silly.

Giving Li Yiru a face is a temporary intention of the golden silk edge, and he does this for two purposes, one is to stand up to Li Yiru by the way.

When I have time tomorrow, I can talk to Li Yiru alone, and I can win Li Yiru together.

Second......

When Jin Sibian was squatting in the toilet, he took out this review book, and carefully read it up and down several times, but he didn't understand it.

Then he folded Li Yiru's signature a little up, and carefully tore off Li Yiru's signature. Then he sent a text message to his girlfriend: "Baby, don't be angry. I got you your idol's autograph, are you happy?

Well, getting an autograph is a no-brainer.

Jin Sibian feels that he is simply a genius, does a genius understand? It is to use unconventional means to complete routine work!

I have taken all aspects into account for this set of operations, and I have done it with my head held high.

The gold wire edge is hey and happy, and the power of going to the toilet is greater.

......

Li Yiru was lying on the bed and reading seriously, but he was not as idle as Jinsibian.

After a while, there was a knock on the door of the dormitory and the counselor came in.

"Hello everyone, I'm your counselor, Jiang Xiaolan. ”

Jiang Xiaolan is a thin girl in her early 20s, and it is estimated that she has just graduated from college and stayed in school as a tutor.

Just left a domineering senior, and another counselor came, and the roommates had big heads.

Unlike the members of the student union, Jiang Xiaolan is very gentle and soft-spoken.

"In the next four years of university life, I will accompany you to go on, if you have any difficulties, please contact me as soon as possible......"

The roommates hummed and agreed, and Li Yiru also got out of bed silently, standing aside and listening quietly.

When I meet a student, I won't get out of bed because they are nothing, but the girl in front of me is my own teacher and must be respected.

"You are Li Yiru?" Jiang Xiaolan said as she looked at Li Yiru.

"Yes, teacher. ”

"I hope that you can devote more energy to academics at Fudan University, make greater achievements, and become a useful person to society. Jiang Xiaolan taught earnestly.

Li Yiru wiped his forehead, this atmosphere is really rigid and positive!

At the same time, Mr. Zhang, the counselor in the dormitory, was sitting on a chair with a grin, bragging to the students in his class.

It's a very different style!

There were no curtains in the dormitory, and after the counselor left, everyone went out in a group to buy it.

When I first arrived at the school gate, there were two angry roars on the campus that broke out one after another, but Li Yiru couldn't hear it, and many people couldn't hear it.

The first roar came from Golden's girlfriend.

Jin Sibian's girlfriend rushed back to the dormitory with the autograph, showing off everywhere: "Look at it, Li Yiru's signature, my boyfriend said it, Li Yiru took the initiative to give my boyfriend's signature!"

"Your boyfriend is amazing!"

"I've also heard that your boyfriend is particularly prestigious in the freshman area, and even Li Yiru is obedient. ”

"Show me, eh...... It's not Chinese, but it's not English either!"

"What kind of text is this, when did Li Yiru have a foreign name?"

"Should this be German, Dutch, or French?"

"Liu Na is learning German, go and ask. ”

......

Jin Sibian's girlfriend hurriedly came to Liu Na's bedroom with her signature and shook the signature paper in front of her.

Liu Na frowned and stared at the signed paper: "Huh, fuck you?"

"Why are you swearing?"

Liu Na pointed to the signature paper: "The German on this side means 'fuck you', you just learned?"

"Ah!!!!! you dead glasses, I won't let you go!"

The German phrase "Fick dich!" was originally learned by Zhou Nannan, and she was going to use it to deal with foreigners, and Li Yiru also learned it by the way.

Don't you have a lot of skills!

......

The second roar came from the gold thread.

When Jin Sibian received a call from his girlfriend, he was stunned and scolded, he took out the text of the review book again, looked at the dense oracle bones on it, he was at a loss, and faintly felt as if something bad was going to happen.

Hurriedly ran to the bedroom at the edge of this floor, knocked on the door and shouted, "Wang Dong, can you help me see what these oracle bones mean?"

Wang Dong smiled: "Oh. Li Yiru wrote a review book for you in oracle bone inscription, and almost all the students in the school knew about it. praised Li Yiru for his talent, and even showed his extraordinary talent by admitting his mistakes. ”

"Don't talk nonsense yet, help me see what he's writing!"

Wang Dong took it and looked at it, his face suddenly became a lot nervous, and he raised his head and said, "You really want to hear it?"

"Nonsense! Of course!"

Li Yiru's review book is concise and to the point, which roughly means: Brother, don't look up and look down in the future, don't go too far, give each other face, don't give you a little sunshine, you don't want a B face. At least at Fudan University, you are the younger brother.

In Fudan University, you are a dragon and a tiger, and I don't need to say who I am Li Yiru. If you really want to fight with me, it's okay, but do you have the strength to fight with me Li Yiru?"

", what do you mean by your ancients talking like that?"

"Ah, I'm the highest level of translation, sublimated. That's probably what it means, some of which I don't understand, and some of which I make up for appropriately.

But strictly speaking, this is not a review book, what is the core meaning of Li Yiru, anyway, it is best to be at peace with each other, don't kick your nose in the face. ”

Boom!

Jin Sibian slapped the table hard: "I'm angry, Li Yiru, I'm not done with you! I'm so big, I haven't been tricked like this by others!"

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

......

There was already a laugh in the dormitory.

"Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't pass it on to me, don't spread it out!"

"Golden Silk Edge, don't worry!"

"You still don't know our character?"

......

The next morning, all the teachers and students in the school knew that Li Yiru's oracle bone review book had been reversed, and even other campuses had spread it.

Everyone greeted him warmly when they met the gold thread.

There are also some people who ask who Jin Si Bian is, and then many people who don't know Jin Si Bian know that there is a senior who wears gold wire glasses and bullies the freshman and is killed by the counter-killing.

In the morning, all the students of the first class of the Chinese Language and Literature major of the Department of Literature gathered in the designated classroom to receive a lecture from the counselor.

Everyone had just gathered in the classroom, and the student union of the college and the student union of the school came to the class in batches to "inspect", and no matter whether they were big or small, they all had to make a few speeches to the new students.

A group of stinky students, with a great addiction to officials.

There are many drawbacks in the student union, which are the same in universities all over the country, and it has nothing to do with whether you are a famous university or not, this is human nature.

When recruiting in the fall, some companies have an unspoken rule: the student union cadres pass directly. There are even some companies that have put it on the surface, that is, they don't want student union cadres.

Whether the student council can train people or breed some corrupt bacteria on the students is a matter of opinion.

In short, the title of university student union cadre is no longer as popular as before when looking for a job.

Li Yiru is still reading quietly, letting people come and go outside the door. And secretly observe the girls in the class, which one is better. It's a pity that it's all half a catty.

It's hard to find a beautiful woman in the literature department, so if you don't look for it, you will go to China Normal University to find Ma Jian another day!

"Eh, Li Yiru, Jin Sibian came in. ”

Li Yiru raised his head and glanced at the door, and sure enough, Jin Sibian walked into the classroom with a gloomy face, and after he finished speaking, he left silently, without even looking at Li Yiru.

Li Yiru smiled, college students are college students, and the student union is the student union, if you really can't get along with you, they won't trouble you unreasonably, there must always be a reason.

After all, villains also have IQs.

When Jiang Xiaolan came to the classroom, it happened to be stuck at 8 o'clock.

She formally introduced herself to her classmates, explained the discipline during the military training, and hoped that the students would behave well.

Every word she said was very gentle, which caused many boys to have the urge to win the instructor in their hearts.

A boy had the audacity to ask, "Teacher, you are so beautiful, presumably your boyfriend is also very handsome, right?"

"I ...... I don't have a boyfriend yet!" Jiang Xiaolan blushed when she said this.

The boys in the class were happy, as if the story of chasing the counselor in college was going to happen to them.

Li Yiru looked at a group of delusional freshmen and knew that this was a group of guys with a thief's heart but no guts.

At 9 o'clock, all the freshmen of the school went to the auditorium to hold a military training mobilization meeting.

As a representative, Li Yiru took the stage and recited the manuscript sonorously and passionately:

"Hello everyone!

It is an honor to speak at the opening ceremony of the 2020 freshman military training as a representative of the freshmen. On behalf of all the new students, please allow me to express my most sincere thanks to all the leaders and teachers!

Wow!

Applause rang out from all over the sky!

Not only the freshmen were applauding, but even the senior students who blocked the entrance to the auditorium were clapping desperately.

Li Yiru continued:

"On behalf of all the students participating in the training, I would like to express that in the next two weeks, we will definitely obey the command and arrangement of the instructors, live up to our mission, and successfully complete the military training task; We will always keep in mind our responsibility, let the sun hone our will, let the sweat wash away our inertia, we will use perseverance, hard work, honesty, bravery, etc., to write our first step into Fudan University!

Please look forward to our actions, believe us, I will do it!

This concludes my statement, thank you!"

After Li Yiru's freshman speech, the mobilization meeting ended, and the mighty military training was about to begin.

At noon, the whole boys' dormitory was laughing and laughing, and everyone was hurriedly changing into camouflage uniforms, and everyone was still full of expectations for the military training of the university.

Because it is said that there is a high probability of falling in love during military training, and this is also the best stage for talent show.

Dancing alone, it's like the whole school freshmen watching!

After hearing the announcement, a group of students hurried downstairs to find the location of their company and meet the heroic instructor.

"Count!" the instructor's voice was loud.

“1、2、3...... 91 people. ”

The instructor was stunned: "Hmm, why is there one less person?"

"Report to the instructor, Li Yiru didn't come!"

The instructor frowned: "Didn't he say that he wanted to play an exemplary role at the mobilization meeting? Why was he late at the beginning?"

Jin Sibian, who walked briskly with his notebook, said excitedly: "What is the reason? There is no reasonable reason, 2 points will be deducted!"

Tang Zhonghe said loudly: "Li Yiru said that he went to Professor Zhu's office for a little trouble!"

"If the reason is not established, you can go again after the military training and deduct 2 points!"

"Yes, Professor Zhu called him to urge him to go, saying that he wanted to discuss the problem of oracle bone with him. ”

Burst!

The audience burst into laughter, and the students of other companies also laughed.

Jin Sibian's face turned red instantly, and he pointed at Tang Zhonghe and said, "You, 20 push-ups!"

Tang Zhonghe asked suspiciously, "Why?"

"Answer questions without reporting!"

Tang Zhonghe wanted to argue a few words angrily, but he heard the instructor suddenly say: "Take a break, stand upright, turn right, walk in unison, one, two, one, one......"

Tang Zhonghe followed the large army and left.

Jin Sibian suddenly felt that his rights were being set aside.