Chapter 0079 There is a medicine called the Deer Spear God

"Come, let's go. Ding Fan raised his glass.

Hao Banxian was immediately infected by his affinity: Ding Fan's technique of lifting the wine bottle was very professional, and he didn't even use chopsticks, so his fingers flicked open. If you are not a drinker who drinks alcohol all year round, you will definitely not be able to play this technique.

"Comrade Ding, tsk, old man, it's the first time I've met an approachable leader like you, come on, ...... today" Hao Banxian was also polite, chewing Songhua eggs in his mouth, the messy juice flowed out of the corners of his mouth, and he didn't even wipe it, so he said with a mouth.

They sat down at the small table, pushing cups and changing glasses, and drank very happily.

From the beginning to the present, they have attracted the attention of everyone in this Red Star store, these diners and idlers have seen Ding Fan, even if they have not seen it, they have heard of Ding Fan's name.

Officer Xiaoding is handsome, white and clean, and he has a reputation for making a case, and it is very magical, and now he is sitting in the Red Star Store with Hao Banxian drinking, how can the spectators miss this opportunity, they are all watching happily.

Boss Mazi's face was a little solemn, he thought that Ding Fan would find fault with him, but after a few minutes, he felt that Ding Fan was not the same as the legend at all, and he didn't say anything about it, and he didn't even want to throw the crispy intestines that fell on the table, put them in his mouth and ate them, and licked his fingers.

In his heart, Ding Fan should have spoken loudly, and he was very noisy, but he didn't expect that after a few glasses of wine, he would talk dirty, and his eyebrows fluttered when he hugged Hao Banxian and said things about men and women.

"Alas, what happened to Chen Dayan, the accountant of Hongqi No. 2 Mine? Yesterday I went to her office, and she had to pull the curtains in broad daylight, and there were so many people outside. Ding Fan said unscrupulously.

He put his arms around Hao Banxian's neck, as if he didn't care about the old man's dirty appearance.

Chen Dayan is a famous beauty in Xinglong Mine, in her 20s, with bright eyes and two long legs. The person is incomparable, he is a mixed Russian race, he looks at people attentively and affectionately, the key is that he is a distant cousin of a large and small landlord, and no one dares to take advantage of her in this place.

Speaking of her, the eyes of the people in the room seemed to stop even the two groups of people playing poker against the wall, pretending to count cards and holding their ears, wanting to hear the wind of Ding Fan and Chen Dayan... Rhyme.. Affair.

"You, you did it, two glasses, I'll tell you about it......" Ding Fan forced Hao Banxian to drink without being old or young.

The food on the table was messy, peanuts and rice were scattered all over the ground, Ding Fan and Hao Banxian had already drunk a bottle of white wine, their faces were red and red, they seemed to have forgotten each other's identities and ages, and they had completely become a pair of year-old friends who talked about everything.

Ding Fan said that that night, he and Chen Dayan made an appointment to meet in her office, and the white moonlight outside shone in, and the two first admired the moon closely, then looked at each other's palms, and then Dayan lay on the sofa, humming and undressing......

So fragrant... Although Yan's story is not uncommon, Ding Fan described the details and said it with emotion and romance.

"Little brother, the old man reads the girl, no, I have read countless materials in this area, and even Peng Zu's strange books are memorized backwards, you said that you came back at ten o'clock, and the prelude is comforted and entangled... Mian, in this way, the time to really do things is only more than half an hour, and the willow tips on the moon should be more than nine o'clock, what are you ......doing with this kung fu" Hao Banxian said shamelessly, with a serious face, and his fingers were still pinched.

Calculating, he also looked at Ding Fan's waist, and his eyes full of doubt and doubt released an unfathomable mystery.

Ding Fan felt that he was not good at evaluating his "kung fu" as an innocent guy in public, so he glared at Hao Banxian anxiously, and continued to force him to drink: "This old and unserious, men are nervous for the first time, who doesn't know this special." ”

When he participated in the funding negotiations, he stared wide-eyed and told lies, and specially used a blood pressure monitor and stethoscope to test, one of which was that the heart beat must be kept at 85 to 120 beats per minute, and his face did not change!

Hao Banxian was coerced by him like this, desperately dodged back, reached into his broken schoolbag, took something out, and said forgivingly: "The mouth of eating people is short, you, you, you are still a policeman, come, come ......"

As he spoke, he pulled out a small bottle from his bag.

The bottle is the kind of bottle that is not large, usually used by ordinary people to put sesame oil, the contents are liquid, a little red, and a little glowing green, as soon as the bottle is taken out, it immediately arouses the curiosity of the surrounding visitors.

When he said, "Ahem, drink some of this woman can't stand it in the first half of the night, and she can't stand it in bed in the second half of the night", those who watched the excitement widened their eyes one by one, and the boss of Mazi was pulling the abacus behind the counter, and suddenly stopped!

"Deer Lance God, I'll give you that thing, didn't you say that it is a recipe for Chinese medicine, my grandfather's formula, let you ......" Ding Fan looked down a few times, and stretched out his hand to hit Hao Banxian again.

He has several precious deer whips in his hand, all of which are used on them, but he didn't expect the color of this thing to be so magical!

Undoubtedly, this potion is liked by many men, and after drinking it, it will definitely sing happily every night, and the fish and water will be happy.

Hao Banxian stood up with a swish, and said that Ding Fan was so interesting, and then asked the boss of Mazi, where are there mice in this place.

Mazi pointed out the window and told him that there were a lot of rats outside, don't use the flashlight, and run away with all the dozens.

Lao Hao went to walk around the door, and when he came back, he pushed open the door, pointed out excitedly and said: "Comrade Ding, we all have to believe in science, the function of mice is similar to that of people, and we use mice for experiments, you know, don't believe ......."

He had just put the deer spear potion on the chicken paw and threw it next to the swill bucket outside, and as soon as he turned around, he heard a mouse squeaking there.

This is to test whether this potion is good or not! In fact, a suspicious look appeared on Hao Banxian's face, and he felt it from his constant tapping of his lips and looking back at the outside.

"Okay, okay, I won't be embarrassed with you, it's a big deal, I'll try it again......" Ding Fan said with his head down.

But at this moment, I only heard the squeaky screams behind Hao Banxian, and a group of things were running frantically inside, and then they were about to get into his trouser legs.

Just as he jumped up, a group of gray-skinned rats rushed into the house unscrupulously, and these guys, who were originally afraid of people, became blind, and ran from the ground to the wine bottle, the key is the chaser behind him, who is bigger than the others, and the eyes of the soybean-sized rats are red and red, desperately chasing the rats in front.

God! The mouse behind it must be male, and the god who eats the deer gun is chasing the female mouse to find... Have fun.

Ding Fanxing, who watched this scene, changed his attitude towards Hao Banxian greatly, and stretched out his hand to greet Boss Mazi: "Brother, brother, two more bags of chicken feet, and a few salted duck eggs." ”

Facts speak louder than words, the effect of this magic medicine made by Hao Banxian is absolutely powerful, and men will like it.

They sat down at the table again, and continued to push and change glasses, and drank until ten o'clock. During this period, Ding Fan also poured the potion on half of the chicken's paws and threw it to the leper dog he brought to eat.

Half an hour later, he Ding Fan and Hao Banxian were already drunk, talking incoherently, and scolding a few more gags, supporting each other to stand up, Hao Banxian shouted at Ding Fan's ear full of wine: "Comrade Ding, look at it, hehe......"

Looking at his vulgar laughter, I saw the leper dog squatting on the ground, revealing his little brother, supported like a javelin, congested and swollen, this guy stuck out his tongue... head, looking around, it is estimated that it is about to be unbearable.

It shows that after this guy ate the deer lance god, he was much stronger than the later Wan Aike, and in only a quarter of an hour, he turned from a soft Wolong to a straight javelin.

They walked away shoulder to shoulder, except for the bottle of potion that was pulled down.

After walking out of more than ten meters, Ding Fan stood behind the big tree to pee, Hao Banxian was still curious to see where he peed, Ding Fan's urine water shot out more than one and a half meters, and said coldly with a clear mind: "What do you see, what you eat can't compare to me, by the way, can you do it?"

"I'm afraid that the pockmarks will be hidden secretly, it's better to ......" Hao Banxian looked back at the bright lights in the Red Star store, and hesitated.

The bottle of medicine was prepared by Ding Fan according to the prescription given by his grandfather Zhao Wenjie, the deer whip, wolfberry, and mountain corn are all green and original, and the effect is really powerful, this is deliberately left for Mazi, to see if he has a connection with Baiyi.

That night, they didn't go anywhere, but climbed on the firewood stack opposite the store, and carried out an uncertain "squatting pit".

The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, the cicadas are chirping, at first Hao Banxian still wanted to sleep, swarms of mosquitoes flew around his body, Ding Fan went below to find a paper shell for him, threw it in his face, saw him dodge excitedly, and said angrily: "Let's take turns on duty to catch mosquitoes and fan the wind, you are in the first half of the night, and I am in the second half of the night!"

"The old man is on the road of no return, and the people's police, cough cough, you have to have a lot of eyes when dealing with the people's police. Hao Banxian lazily picked up the paper shell to drive away mosquitoes for the two of them, and complained in his mouth.

Actually, he calculated in his heart, it's more than ten o'clock now, while he still has the strength to drink, the fan is on duty, and he will definitely be in Ding Fan for a longer time in the second half of the night, so it's no wonder if he doesn't tire this guy to death.

The old man kept fanning, his tired wrists were numb, and his hands kept changing, and Ding Fan, who could use this kind of hard work, told him a lot of interesting things, such as how to soak this kind of deer gun god wine, and what to add to the effect, I really learned a lot.

Ding Fan sat comfortably in the firewood, said a few words casually, and asked Bai Yi what else he was doing. He is the monkey spirit of monkey spirits, and it is absolutely impossible to expect to get out what he knows at once.

There were a lot of people in the glass of the store, coming and going, there were a lot of people left, and two groups came, I didn't see Bai Yi come in at all, let alone see the boss of Mazi go out, time passed little by little, Hao Banxian took out his pocket watch and looked at it several times, and his mouth couldn't stop shouting: "Xiaoding, this, when is this the head, no, you can fan it." ”

A cool wind blew, Ding Fan seemed to have rested enough, he was full of strength, stretched his arms and said, "In five minutes, I'll just slap you and rest." ”

Five minutes later, Hao Banxian's hand that was fanning the wind suddenly stopped, looked up at the sky, a huge dark cloud was hanging overhead, he grabbed Ding Fan's wrist, his lips trembled and complained: "Boy, Lao Tzu has been tricked, it will rain soon, there are no mosquitoes." ”