Chapter 088: Li Yiru's Powerful Logic (5th Update)
Ma Jian seemed to have regained his life, walking on the road with the wind.
At this time, the sky is exceptionally blue, the air is exceptionally fresh, and the citizens passing by are exceptionally friendly, as if the shadows of the tall buildings are full of warm sunlight.
He suddenly felt that Li Yiru was the most amiable and lovely person in the world, and he couldn't figure out how Li Yiru helped him plan all this, so that he not only lost the learning machine, but also jumped out of the fire pit.
He just followed Li Yiru's instructions and played a little in the framework that Li Yiru told him.
He decided that when he saw Li Yiru for a while, he must give him a big bear hug, and maybe kiss him uncontrollably.
It's enough to have a buddy in life!
Ma Jian was so moved that he was about to cry, and he couldn't wait to see the man who saved him from the sea of suffering, and offer his gratitude.
Bang bang bang!
Ma Jian knocked on the door excitedly, he wanted to control the strength, but he couldn't control it at all.
Creak!
The door opens.
Feng Linwan looked at Ma Jian, who had been smirking, suspiciously, and he exclaimed, "Yo, the results of our work are here?"
"Hey, hey!" Ma Jian walked into the living room, and then found that Li Yiru was sitting on a chair and bragging to everyone, saying that there were many little girls chasing him, which made the prospective sisters-in-law present feel a little urgent.
The women didn't care, and laughed and said that with so many daughters-in-law, can you afford to raise you?
However, Xia Yuqing seemed a little flustered, and her eyes subconsciously glanced at the gift cabinet.
"Yiru!" Ma Jian suddenly shouted emotionally.
Li Yiru turned his head: "Ma Jian, I'll give you some leftovers, hurry up and eat it, if you don't eat it, you'll feed it to the dog!"
Ouyang Duan smacked these words more carefully, and remembered a thermal lunch box that didn't have any grains...... It brings back memories of last night.
"Yiru," Ma Jian had red eyes, and his heartfelt words wanted to pour out, he wanted to say thank you, he wanted to say that it was good to have you, and wanted to say all kinds of sensational words, but in the end, these words didn't seem to have any strength, as if they were too pretentious to say.
After a slight groan, Ma Jian only said: "Enough buddy!!"
"Actually, it's enough for sisters. Li Yiru said with a smile.
Ma Jian: "???"
Li Yiru put his hand on Xia Yuqing's shoulder, "Come, thank you, Teacher Xia." β
"Ahh
Li Yiru pulled Ouyang over again: "Come, thank you for 'daydreaming'" He continued to signal Liu Shuai, "Thank you little cabbage." β......
Ma Jian kept saying, "Thank you...... Thank you...... Thank you ......."
Feng Lin said with a smile: "Okay, now let's start to introduce the most important people in the 'Save the Runaway Boy' plan, Ma Jian, listen up." β
When Feng Linwan said this, he patted Li Yiru on the shoulder: "Ma Jian, thank you for the 'non-famous engineer'." β
Ma Jian was taken aback: "Ah? It's you, where did you find such a professional form or something?"
Li Yiru smiled: "I searched a lot on the Internet, and after piecing together, your mother can't see the problem, and she doesn't have time to look at the problem." The main thing is the conclusion. β
Feng Lin patted Li Yiru on the shoulder again in the evening: "Come, thank you Teacher Cheng." β
Ma Jian was shocked: "It's you again?"
Feng Lin continued to shoot Li Yiru in the evening: "Finally, I would like to thank Professor Lee, a famous education expert. β
Ma Jian: "Ah, Yiru, how did you manage to make three clones?"
"No, strictly speaking, it's four doppelgangers. Because I personally raised the question of Zhihu. β
Ma Jian: "Do you know, I want to kneel for you now, you're too awesome, aren't you?"
Li Yiru sighed: "Isn't this all for you, if it is replaced by someone else, I will waste this brain cell?!"
Ma Jian was very moved for a while.
Li Yiru said again: "You say, I usually tease you occasionally, is it too much?"
Ma Jian shook his head violently: "It's not too much!"
Li Yiru said again: "I sometimes let you take the blame, is it too much?"
"Not excessive. β
"I'm sometimesβ"
Ma Jian hurriedly interrupted: "You can't do anything too much now." I just want to know how you planned it, and I'm still confused. β
Li Yiru had no choice but to explain, otherwise with Ma Jian's elm head, he would not be able to figure it out for the rest of his life.
"First of all, I asked Sister Feng Jiao to call pretending to be a customer service, this process, must be vague, do not mention the specific learning machine, do not ask the aunt's name, do not mention the specific reason for the recall of the learning machine, anyway, everything is vague, let the aunt make up for it by herself, and substitute it for herself. Auntie usually doesn't think much about it, because she does have a learning machine.
Sister Feng Jiao's call is just an introduction, even if this call is made, it is impossible to save you.
After that, I taught you the method to arouse your aunt's suspicion of your early love when you call, this kind of early love problem, let alone auntie, it is impossible for mothers all day to stand by and watch, and they will definitely turn over your mobile phone.
In this way, as long as Auntie's eyesight is fine, she should see the news we really want her to see.
The sound is striking, and the aunt is on the set. Look, it's so natural, it's so lubricated.
Then, after entering the famous pseudo-high-end software, once the aunt was crazy brainwashed by the gods from all walks of life, even if she was stubborn, it is estimated that she would have to be brainwashed successfully.
After the brainwashing is successful, the aunt will definitely call back to Sister Feng Jiao, and Sister Feng Jiao will find a way to find out the aunt's real name at this time, and then exclaim that you made the wrong call, you are not our customer.
What is the purpose of this? Ma Jian, please answer!"
Ma Jian asked suspiciously, "Why?"
"You head...... To avoid liability, of course. If Sister Feng Jiao asks her aunt to return the goods as the customer service of our learning machine, where will the goods be returned? Who will pay for the refund? or exchange the goods, how to deal with it?
What if the aunt is very angry and takes this learning machine to court again? What should we do? Not only will the East Window incident happen, but we will be slandering and slandering and breaking the law by doing so!
Therefore, in the whole process of 'rescuing the runaway teenager', we have been talking about a certain brand of learning machine! But my aunt has automatically thought that a certain brand of learning machine is ours. β
Ma Jian was shocked: ", your logic, it doesn't leak!"
Li Yiru said: "Moreover, I also asked Sister Feng Jiao to record the whole call in case of the East Window incident, even if the probability is one in 100,000." β
Ma Jian: "......"
Li Yiru smiled: "What other loopholes can you find?"
"By the way, on the phone, I seem to hear on the side, Sister Feng Jiao said that she is another brand's after-sales service, haven't you ever thought that if things get bigger, will another brand trouble Sister Feng Jiao?
Li Yiru smiled: "Sister Fengjiao, which brand of learning machine are you the after-sales customer service of the machine?"
WANG FENGJIAO: "CKBLABAYA!"
Li Yiru: "Sister, say it again, I didn't hear clearly." β
Wang Fengjiao: "ABAWYMZQ!"
"......" Ma Jian was stupid, "This is also fictional? Damn, you ...... head."