Chapter 145: Big Chest and No Brain
The male teacher sighed for a while, resentment, and curiosity was even greater:
Damn!
You three acting, can you be louder!
Labor and management stand on the podium, and they can't hear anything clearly!
So, the teacher and the students, all of them seemed to have been beaten with blood, and their eyes kept sweeping over the three of them......
Back in the last row, Tian Yue was stimulated by Zixuan just now, and her brain was a little messy.
was repeatedly denied by Lin Feng, she had already lost her temper, and said loudly as if no one was around:
"Why are you like this? You don't have any sense of responsibility at all! How can you pretend that nothing happened when you were done with a mess yesterday afternoon, and you slapped your ass and left?"
A flurry of messing?
How long?
also slapped his ass and left, what a beast!
Suddenly, there was an uproar in the classroom, and the innocent boys, with wide eyes, looked at Tian Yue warmly, and exclaimed:
"It's so arrogant! It's worthy of a young lady who learns taekwondo!"
The girl, who was still in the stage of innocence, covered her mouth, glared at Lin Feng and scolded angrily:
"Bastard, so unconscionable, how can this guy do this?"
And those impure boys exchanged a meaningful look with each other, and let out a burst of hey laughter that only men understand......
And the women who are worse than one day are much more ferocious, and they simply gossip:
"Two Ps, three Ps, could it be a group of demons dancing? The children don't know whose it is?"
At this time, no matter how stupid Lin Feng was, he found out that the conversation between the two was wrong!
He looked at the various eyes around him, shook his head and sighed, covered his face with his hands and said:
"I said Tian Yue, look around for yourself. Don't you think there's something wrong with what you just said?"
Tian Yue looked left and right, and then came back to her senses, her face turned pale, and she was red to the base of her neck, so she said timidly:
"Then let's not talk about it, let's talk about it in another place!"
At this time, the students in the classroom stopped doing it, and they said excitedly:
"Don't change, don't change!"
"It's nice, it's big and spacious!"
"Yes, yes, in front of the people, expose the true face of this guy! Tian Yue, we all support you!"
"We must know the truth and return the people's right to know!"
There was a commotion here, but I heard an exceptionally loud voice shouting:
"Make a fighting sound, want the truth!"
The students turned their heads to look, good fellows, only to see the teacher standing on the podium and shouting hoarsely. The students in the audience suddenly became much quieter, looking at the teacher with meaningful eyes one by one.
And this teacher is not stage frightened, he pulled his throat and said slowly:
"Make a fighting sound, make this scumbag public!"
The students were stunned for a while, obviously unable to adapt to the teacher's arrogance. And in the next second, after everyone reacted, they all said loudly:
"Make a fighting sound, seek the truth!"
"Ask for seeds!!" There are even more boring bachelor men, shouting loudly.
This voice shouted, and the students in the classroom laughed crookedly one by one. The teacher simply stopped the class, smiling and patting the desk, which meant that he was enjoying himself.
"Alas......"
Lin Feng's head was black and bloody, and he hated that in his heart!
These guys who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, how can even the teachers of the fucking pheasant university be so unserious!
It's really that the upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked!
In this situation, Lin Feng asked himself if he couldn't suppress it.
So he pulled Tian Yue as if fleeing for his life and ran outside the classroom, while Zixuan followed behind......
Tian Yue was pulled by Lin Feng in a daze, like an inflatable doll.
In the classroom behind him, the pot exploded, and everyone was bruised all over the body, and the sound of noise was endless......
The winds in September are getting colder. As soon as he came out of the classroom, Tian Yue was awakened by the wind in the corridor. Immediately shook off Lin Feng's hand and said angrily:
"What are you pulling me for?"
"You think I want to pull you! Think about it, what you said in the classroom just now, are they human words?" Lin Feng said speechlessly.
As soon as Tian Yue thought of what she said, she knew in her heart that it was inappropriate, but she refused to admit her mistake:
"Not yet...... I'm by the beautiful women around you!"
Zi Xuan saw that the flames of war were burning on herself, so she puffed out her mouth and said:
"Did I say the wrong thing?"
Lin Feng saw that these two beauties had the intention of pinching each other, and immediately his head was as big as a fight, and he hurriedly stopped:
"Okay, now is not the time to pursue this! Tian Yue, I have no enmity with you in the past, and I have no grudges recently, what is the matter with you looking for me?
Tian Yue angrily reprimanded:
"You knocked Wei Chengxiang out with one punch, what should I do with the school exchange meeting in seven days? He is the highlight of our school's performance!"
Feelings are such a thing!
Lin Feng was speechless for a moment, shook his head and smiled bitterly:
"What's the matter with me, why don't you just find another person and make up for it?"
"Find one to make it up? Hmph, you're talking lightly. Wei Chengxiang, the only one who has won the award, was scrapped by you, not to mention, Wang Dabiao, who is the only one who is qualified, was also beaten by you and couldn't get out of bed. You tell me, how can you make it up?" Tian Yue snorted coldly.
"Wouldn't it, then what should I do?" Lin Feng said with straight eyes.
Tian Yue crossed her hands on her waist and said in a speechless posture:
"How do I know what to do! Whoever provokes the matter, who is responsible!"
"Who caused this?" Lin Feng muttered.
He suddenly understood, jumped up and shouted:
"Do you want me to replace Wei Chengxiang and go to the school's exchange meeting?"
Tian Yue said with a teachable look on her face:
"Yes, yes, exactly!"
Lin Feng loudly refused:
"I'm protesting! I just signed up for class, and I don't know taekwondo!"
Tian Yue saw that Lin Feng was about to run, so she hurriedly grabbed his arm with one hand:
"You can even put Wei Chengxiang down, then you must have practiced! There's no reason why you can't go up, right?"
Lin Feng smiled bitterly:
"If I practiced, would I be beaten out by Wei Chengxiang? Hey, let go, let go, let people see what it looks like!"
Tian Yue grabbed tighter and tighter, snuggled in Lin Feng's arms and said:
"Don't let go! You promise me first, and I'll let it go! What you caused yourself, can you just slap your ass and leave, and you are irresponsible?"
Lin Feng was so anxious that he was sweating, and the students and teachers who came out of the classroom were all staring at them!
He pointed casually, pretending to be surprised:
"me! look, UFO!"
"This kind of child's trick can also deceive me?
"But I really don't know taekwondo! you let me make up for it, it's a trivial matter to lose my face, and it's a big thing to lose the face of the school!" Lin Feng smiled bitterly.
Tian Yue was stunned for a moment, and her hands unconsciously relaxed Lin Feng's arms:
"You really won't?"
Lin Feng said with a sincere face:
"Yesterday I really wanted to go to the Taekwondo Club to study, but I didn't expect to be so warmly welcomed. I don't want that to happen!
You know, I was looking for your name at the time, and this thing can't be faked! You can't catch ducks on the shelves, can you?"
Tian Yue looked at Lin Feng seriously, as if to discern the truth of his words.
After a long while, he said with a stupid face:
"I'll let you go first, but don't be complacent about this matter yet, it's not over yet!"
Lin Feng complimented and bowed:
"Okay, auntie, don't toss! Look at it yourself, you are responsible for what you provoked yourself!"
As he spoke, Lin Feng pointed behind her.
Tian Yue turned her head and looked, and was immediately startled!
Ooh!
The windows and corridors are densely packed with people! Some faces are squeezed into the windows, and they are even squeezed out of shape......
"Hmph!" Tian Yue gasped and glared at Lin Feng.
After settling down, he walked into the classroom, coughed dryly, bent down and apologized:
"I'm sorry to disturb everyone, and I apologize for the inconvenience!"
"Oh......" The students in the classroom responded neatly.
Tian Yue saw everyone's eyes, and her eyes were strange, so she explained:
"Hmm... That one... , Actually, I looked for Lin Feng because of the exchange meeting with Mi Guo University seven days later. Please don't think about it, me and him... , there's really nothing!"
Lin Feng was at the door, covering his mouth with his hand, crying and laughing:
"Is it true that appearance and IQ are inversely proportional? Zixuan is so beautiful that she knows how to eat all day long, and she is always chattering.
Why is this girl like this! You explain a fart, it doesn't help at all. This kind of thing will only get darker and darker!"
Tian Yue saw that everyone's eyes showed a serious look of suspicion, and she couldn't help but stomp her feet and said:
"I'm telling the truth! I really don't have anything to do with him, I just met ...... yesterday."
Lin Feng was crazy when he heard this, and he couldn't wait to pull Tian Yue out and press it on the ground to rub it.
"Oh!" everyone in the classroom looked very understanding.
Tian Yue saw that the more she explained, the more these people didn't believe it, and she suddenly became anxious:
"What do you have to believe it?"
"No picture, no truth!" immediately a student shouted.
"Seeking a picture, asking for a link, asking for a seed...... "dirty, too dirty!"
"I'll it, this school is hopeless! Alas, it's all a bunch of burnt buns......"
Lin Feng collapsed, rushed directly into the classroom, and dragged Tian Yue out.
turned to scold:
"You're a pig, what's there to explain about this! If this kind of thing can be explained, then the world will be quiet and peaceful. ”
Tian Yue was anxious and aggrieved, and tears fell out:
"I'm telling the truth, people don't have anything to do with you!"
Lin Feng slapped his forehead and looked up to the sky and sighed:
"O God, heaven, earth, come and save me!
"Khan! You actually call me stupid, I think you are stupid!" Tian Yue said angrily.
Lin Feng's eyes widened, and he said angrily:
"Aren't you stupid? They all say that women have big breasts and no brains, I think you are a princess of Taiping, and the fat in your chest is all pasted into your brain. ”
Tian Yue was surprisingly angry, although she was not Princess Taiping, she was also a B cup, and she had the potential to break through to C.
is said to be big-chested and brainless, even if it doesn't matter, at least there are breasts!
can be said to be the princess of Taiping, then it can't be said.
Tian Yue straightened her chest, suddenly turned into C, and turned to say angrily:
"Which eye did you see me flat-chested?"
Lin Feng wanted to say something back, but saw that the windows and corridors were crowded again.
The eyes of the boys showed fanatical eyes one by one, as if they wished that he and Tian Yue would have a big battle here, so they could enjoy watching it......
In addition, there is also the lord who is not too big to join in the fun, shouting:
"Not small, not small, my favorite!"
"Lin Feng, please let go!"
"I want it, I want it too......"