Chapter 221: It's so embarrassing!

At present, there are 4 people in the dormitory, namely Li Yiru, Tang Zhonghe, Wang Chuan and Lin Xiaoyu.

Because each bed has the name of a new student, everyone knows that the eldest brother who has not yet arrived is named Zhang Li.

The dormitory is from Tiannan and Haibei, Li Yiru is from Beijing, Tang Zhonghe is a native of Shanghai, Wang Chuan is from Inner Mongolia, and Lin Xiaoyu is from the Northeast.

Each place has its own characteristics, for example, when it comes to the Northeast, what comes to mind is the Northeast version of Mandarin, "the Bo Leng Gai knocks on the road and the teeth are stuck in the bald skin" and the like, but to be honest, the Northeast people don't speak much local dialect anymore, and the citizens are basically written, but the Northeast accent can't be changed.

The statement of big gold chain and small watch is also not accurate, there are really few people who make such a dirty dress, as for wearing mink, women wear relatively more, and men basically don't.

If a man wears a mink, the locals have an urge to get him naked.

As for what you look at, what you look at, these are very rare cases. The characteristic of Northeast men is that they are not good at quarreling, and they may start to do it without saying a word. However, under normal circumstances, everyone is very generous, bumps and other small frictions laugh at each other and apologize to the end, everyone is generally more hearty and tolerant, and there are fewer people who are particularly careful.

According to Lin Xiaoyu, they haven't seen anyone fight with anyone in their community for more than 10 years, and there are occasional quarrels, which are usually internal conflicts between husband and wife.

The folk customs of each place are very different, as for the Shanghai City, the two old men in the Shanghai City quarrel until they point to the tip of each other's noses, and they often don't do it, and the onlookers are in a hurry.

Of course, in a society governed by the rule of law, if you do something, you will lose, and you should not be quick at the moment.

Li Yiru commented on this: "What is maturity? Maturity is to learn to pretend. I'm just very cowardly, and I'll tell you politely, I was in high school and never fought. ”

Li Yiru really didn't lie, he really never fought, but no one praised him as a good person, and even the school gangsters avoided him.

His reputation is simply mixed.

Wang Chuan is from Inner Mongolia, and when it comes to Inner Mongolia, the first thing that comes to mind is the endless grassland and delicious beef and mutton.

Lin Xiaoyu asked curiously: "How many cows and sheep do you have in your house?

Wang Chuan pondered for a moment, and said in authentic Northeast dialect: "We also have a city! I live in a city!"

Lin Xiaoyu asked again: "Why do you speak Northeast dialect?"

"Because I'm also from the Northeast!"

"You moved in later?"

"The Northeast includes part of Inner Mongolia, not just the three northeastern provinces. ”

Wang Chuante patiently explained to everyone, but this was because it was the first time he left Inner Mongolia and was asked such a question for the first time. Sooner or later, he'll be bothered to answer.

Tang Zhonghe is an authentic local, and he wants to make an East banquet tonight to invite everyone. For every corner of Shanghai City, he is clear.

According to the school's announcement, at 9 p.m. today, the student council will go to the dormitories to register. Tomorrow at 8 o'clock in the morning, they will gather in their respective classes, and at 1 o'clock in the afternoon, the military training will officially begin.

By 9 o'clock tonight, everyone can unleash to their heart's content.

Wang Chuan had already taken out the quilt from the duffel bag, and when he was about to open it, Li Yiru said: "I advise you not to move!"

"Why?"

"Because once the new quilt is opened and covered overnight, it is fluffy, and it is difficult to fold the tofu cubes again. So, it's best not to leave this quilt untouched, and fold it into tofu blocks tomorrow for an exhibition. ”

"Isn't the quilt just for covering? What is it to cover if you don't cover the quilt?" Wang Chuan shook the quilt and didn't care.

Li Yiru smiled, there is always a time to regret this product.

In fact, the formalism of freshman military training is quite serious, but it can really temper the will of students? Can it really cultivate the unity of students? Can it really have a great impact on a student's future?

Obviously impossible!

What is the significance of it, it is a bit of a company team building nature, it may just be that the students get to know each other and have a large-scale group activity that lasts for more than two weeks.

The intensity of military training in various schools is not the same, some schools are stricter, and some schools are simply joking.

Li Yiru didn't care about others, he brought his own summer quilt, and the quilt at school did not move, and it did not affect his sleep. Although it is still relatively hot in Shanghai City this season, it is occasionally necessary to cover the quilt when sleeping at night.

And his summer quilt is covered with cool wow wow, very comfortable, and the price is really high, which makes sense.

The topic of boys can never be separated from women, whether in reality or on the screen.

Especially freshmen who have just taken off their school uniforms, they are full of fantasies about this world.

From time to time, I heard students outside talking excitedly about a certain beautiful female senior, or a beautiful freshman. What's more, they also talk about other people's beautiful mothers.

Just when Lin Xiaoyu said that he saw a peerless mature wife today, the door of the bedroom was pushed open, and then a black hair appeared in front of everyone.

The man turned around to pull the luggage, and everyone didn't see the face, but they all quickly got up, knowing that the student's parents were coming.

Lin Xiaoyu took the lead and said, "Hello, Auntie!"

Li Yiru felt that this was a bit excessive, what if it was her sister? What if she was her sister sending her younger brother to school? And even if it was really an aunt, it would be absolutely fine to call her sister.

Li Yiru has always been sweet-mouthed, and said busily: "Sister, don't move your luggage, let's come!"

Li Yiru said, patted Tang Zhonghe's shoulder, and motioned Tang Zhonghe to help carry the luggage.

The aunt turned her head and looked at them blankly, and then, at the neck of the aunt, they saw the Adam's apple.

"What aunt, what sister, I'm a man! Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Li! I'm from Guiyang City, and I don't know much about Guiyang City, but when it comes to Lao Gan Ma, everyone must know about it, and I'm very happy to spend four years with you. Zhang Li's voice was very thick.

Everyone looked at each other, and then politely began to introduce themselves.

After all, we just recognize that we still have to maintain a certain degree of politeness for the existence of "aliens".

306 broke into the bedroom of a "goddess", and Zhang Li is not too tall, 166 looks, judging from the slender back, it is really indistinguishable from male and female.

Zhang Li is carrying a guitar bag, which is easy to understand, if you are engaged in art, you have to be a little bit artistic. A man's long hair is also a symbol of the artist.

Li Yiru proposed: "Zhang Li, play one for everyone!"

Wang Chuan echoed: "Yes, play one!"

Zhang Li fiddled with his hair: "I'm sorry brothers, this guitar bag is empty." I was afraid that the guitar would be crushed, so I put it in a guitar case and sent it to the courier, but the courier has not yet arrived. ”

The crowd didn't think much of it, after all, there were too many people who could play the guitar, and they basically played averagely.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Tang Zhonghe proposed: "Let's go, I invite everyone to have a good meal and fulfill the friendship of the landlord." ”

"Okay!" Zhang Li said with a snort.

Everyone: "......"

Now everyone's mood is simply indescribable! This guy sometimes caresses his hair like a goddess and scratches his head and gestures, and sometimes picks his nose like a big man, what kind of trouble is this?

Zhang Li also paid special attention to hygiene, and after going to the bathroom to wash his hands, he walked out of the bedroom with everyone.

Wang Chuan glanced at Zhang Li, and then asked everyone: "Do you all have girlfriends?" ”

"Of course there is. ”

Everyone looked at him, full of curiosity.

"Who, who?" Lin Xiaoyu asked.

"Uh......"

"Why are you hesitating? Is it because of the status of a celebrity, and it is inconvenient to talk about your private life?"

"Uh...... I'm wondering which one to say first!" Li Yiru bragged.

It's not terrible to brag, but the most terrible thing is that the audience believes it!

After all, everyone knows that the entertainment industry is chaotic, and it is not surprising that Li Yiru has several girlfriends at the same time!

"I'm bragging, don't look at me, I'm just one, keep it a secret, I believe you will know each other soon. Lin Xiaoyu, do you have a girlfriend?"

"I, hmph!" Lin Xiaoyu puffed up his chest, "How can a husband be troubled by his children's private affairs?"

"Yes, bachelor. Tang Zhonghe, what about you?" asked Li Yiru.

Tang Zhonghe said shyly: "I have someone I like." ”

Lin Xiaoyu said sourly: "That's good!"

"But she doesn't like me!"

Lin Xiaoyu clapped his hands: "That's great!"

Li Yiru glanced at Lin Xiaoyu: "You don't look like you can't be troubled by your children's private affairs!"

Wang Chuan didn't admit to himself: "I don't have a girlfriend either, but I know that the woman who can get me will appear soon." Zhang Li, what about you? Do you have a 'girlfriend'?"

When the words fell, everyone's eyes fell on Zhang Li.

Zhang Li said lightly: "There have been a few, but they are all yellow, let's go to the university again!"

Only then did everyone feel completely relieved and safe.

Walking around the campus, you can tell each person's personality very well.

Zhang Li, who has long hair and fluttering, has a unique sense of isolation as an art student, even if a beautiful woman passes by, he can be indifferent.

Wang Chuan asked him how he did it, and Zhang Li smiled: "Where I go, where is the focus, I have to pay attention to my image!"

Damn, it turns out that this product is not close to women, but has idol baggage.

Tang Zhonghe was a little upright, and seeing that the beauty deliberately avoided it, everyone couldn't tell whether he was really straight or fake for a while.

Lin Xiaoyu and Wang Chuan, this buddy, is a typical color embryo, his eyes are not enough all the way, he keeps lingering on the female students, and then secretly discusses local details, and also scores the girls.

"Look, 80 points!"

"That's worth 80 points, 79.5 at most!

"What kind of aesthetic are you?

"Don't you see a little fat?"

"The meaty girl is the best, is it Li Yiru. ”

Li Yiru was suddenly cueed, he only smiled, after all, public figures, you must pay attention to everything you say and do on this occasion.

At this time, Li Yiru's eyes looked carefully at the white and tender girl through the sunglasses, absolutely at the level of Hong Zhenying, the goddess of the fat world!

There is a restaurant with a good reputation opposite the entrance of Fudan University, and when they walked in, it was basically full, and it was not a meal at this time, so most of them were students and parents.

Everyone talks about politics, about the future, about technology, the starting point of maturity at the age of 18, and everyone is full of expectations for the future. But after chatting and talking, we talked back to the relationship.

People are actually quite unproductive, and they can't do without this little thing for a lifetime, but there is no way, hormones are secreted normally.

You can't go against the laws of your body, can you?

"Today is Tanabata!" Wang Chuan looked at Li Yiru jealously, "What gift have you prepared for your girlfriend!"

Li Yiru was chatting with Xia Yuqing on WeChat, he raised his head and said, "A key." ”

"What key?"

"A key to happiness. ”

"Huh!"

The crowd was sick to their stomachs.

At this time, Zhang Li, who had just gone out to pick up the express, came back, he unpacked the package, and the guitar was safe and sound, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Zhang Li, the guitar has arrived, just play it for us, and give us a drink to cheer up. ”

Zhang Li didn't shirk it, he held the guitar and tuned the strings: "Sing you a niche song that I like more, "The Days of Jingcheng East Road". ”

Zhang Li slowly began to sing:

"At the beginning of the beginning, we are all children,

Finally, at the end, the desire to become an angel,

The ballad of the ballad hides the shadow of a fairy tale,

Where are you going to fly to, your child?

......”

When Zhang left his voice, everyone was shocked, his voice was particularly charming, the timbre was great, the pitch was great, and the guitar was very dick...... Everyone suddenly understands that this buddy's talent is not bad!

The door of the box was quickly crowded with people, especially girls.

Wang Chuan was very envious, and whispered to Li Yiru: "Talent is awesome, to use a popular saying, being able to play the guitar is equivalent to having the right to a spouse in advance!"

Li Yiru nodded, that's true, now the crowd of onlookers is ready to use their mobile phones to record it!

"The Days of Jingcheng East Road" is an original graduation song written and performed by the 2010 class 6 of Nanjing Foreign Chinese School, which is very moving.

Zhang Li's voice was also very warm, as if it evoked the memories of the onlookers not long ago.

When he finished singing the last note, he looked up at the crowded audience at the door, and the mobile phones held high, and he couldn't hide his smug color for a while.

To put it bluntly, he is full of musical cells, and he has always been the focus of major activities since he was a child.

This kind of scene in front of me where everyone quietly listens to themselves playing the piano and singing is all too common in high school! Today, on the first day of school, I also showed my roommates what personality charm is!

Zhang Li thought of this, and said: "Sing another song to everyone, the original one I wrote and composed myself, huh?"

He suddenly realized that something was wrong, because it seemed that the focus of the audience's mobile phone camera did not fall on him.

The audience has enthusiastically walked into the box.

"Li Yiru, sign me, I like you very much!"

"I originally wanted to apply to Zhejiang University, but because of you, I applied to Fudan University!"

"I like you so much!"

"You were listening to the piano just now, so I don't want to disturb you, now that no one is playing the piano, can you take a photo with me?"

......

Zhang Li: "???"

Zhang Li was completely ignored by the audience, he looked at the strange appearance in front of him in a daze, and then realized that the biggest significance of playing the piano by himself was to let everyone outside the box have a reasonable excuse to come in and ask Li Yiru for his signature!

This...... It's embarrassing!