Chapter 395: I want to be closer to you
Although the task is to ask couples to go out of town to shoot, it is actually equivalent to a couple's trip.
Zhang Yiman has always liked to travel. This time, I also traveled with Han Jue, which was a small wish to come true. Even if it's not ten days and ten nights, two days and one night is not bad.
"Yunnan seems to be fun...... I haven't been to Mongolia yet...... Sichuan ......" Zhang Yiman was thinking about the provinces on the turntable.
Han Jue was lying on the sofa just listening to the names of places, as if his soul had gone shopping, and he became more and more unenergetic. When he heard about Sichuan and Xiangnan, he couldn't eat spicy food, and he was even more excited and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Han Jue doesn't like to go out very much, and for him, traveling is nothing more than lying down in a different place to play with his mobile phone and watching movies, that is, the local food can make him feel that he is in a foreign country and is here to travel. As for what to see, he was not interested in anything at all.
"Are there any Zhejiang provinces and Su provinces on it?" Han Jue asked Zhang Yiman.
Zhang Yiman blinked and replied, "It was these two provinces that were chosen. ”
"......" Han Jue clenched his fists and sighed heavily.
Han Jue didn't know if he had heard it wrong, he could vaguely hear the taste of joy in the silly girl's tone.
"Uncle, are you turning?"
"You turn around. ”
Zhang Yiman rolled up his sleeves and stared at the turntable, as if he had already selected which province. Zhang Yiman first held his chin, and said something about the calculation of inertia, friction and air resistance in a fake manner, and then pinched the turntable and turned it hard.
"Don't go to, you must go to......" Zhang Yiman closed his eyes, folded his hands, and chanted words in his mouth. It seems that I still believe in metaphysics.
After half a minute of spinning, the speed of the wheel slowly decreased, and the provinces above could be seen by them.
The word "Sichuan" is slowly approaching the pointer like a big bad wolf.
Han Jue sat on the sofa, covering his head with his hands and was very frightened.
Zhang Yiman knew that Han Jue didn't like spicy food, so she didn't want to go to Sichuan, she held one of Han Jue's arms and hands and kept exerting force, trying to affect the ending through mysterious thoughts.
In the end, [Sichuan] passed the pointer under the forced gaze of Han Jue and Zhang Yiman.
The pointer stopped in a purple area about a finger's width apart.
The name of the province was not written in this purple area, so Zhang Yiman asked Xiao Transparent: "Is this going to be re-turned?"
Xiao Cheng asked the cameraman to take pictures, and then waited for Director Wang downstairs to give instructions before explaining: "This is [any area], which means that you can go to any province you want." ”
"Zhejiang Province can also be?" Han Jue asked.
"Yes. ”
Han Jue was secretly happy in his heart, but when he turned his head and saw the slightly dim eyes of the silly girl next to him, his heart was not so happy.
"Where do you want to go?"
"Zhejiang Province~" Zhang Yiman was still holding Han Jue's arm at this time, tilting his head slightly to answer, very well-behaved and cute, "We can go to Hangzhou to play, I haven't had a good time in Hangzhou!"
Han Jue knew that the stupid girl was lying, at least she was lying if she wanted to go to Zhejiang Province. Zhejiang Province has been selected before, and the silly girl is very motivated when she turns the turntable, this is the province that already has her heart.
"Seriously, where did you want to go just now?" Han Jue stroked Zhang Yiman's head with his hand.
Zhang Yiman hesitated for a moment, his eyes wandered to the side, and said timidly: "I want to go to Hainan." ”
"Hainan, go to play in the water?" Han Jue's impression of Hainan is only the beach.
However, Zhang Yiman smirked: "Go eat grilled fish~"
Grilled fish.
"I want to turn my uncle's dream into reality!" Zhang Yiman opened his mouth, and the upper and lower rows of teeth collided, making a clicking sound.
Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman's smiling face and was stunned for a moment.
"Let's go make it a reality" is not only an invitation, but also a heavy affection.
Han Jue was sleeping and dreaming before, and in the dream, he was playing with a silly girl on the beach and walking blindly. It was a very ordinary and ordinary dream, not exciting, not surprising, and it was estimated that it would not be long before it was forgotten. However, it is such an ordinary and ordinary dream, and now a little girl tells you that she cares about that dream, and she likes it.
Han Jue only felt his heart stop for a moment.
Looking at the silly girl's bright smile, Han Jue's resistance to long-distance travel disappeared in an instant.
A relationship requires two people to work together to blossom and bear fruit.
The silly girl approached him with such a pure and immaculate heart, and Han Jue found that it was difficult for him to be "cool" anymore. In the face of such a silly girl, he just wants to get closer to the silly girl, and get a little closer.
Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman gently, and said with a smile: "Okay, then let's go to Hainan." ”
"Really?" Zhang Yiman's eyes widened slightly.
"Really. ”
"Okay~" Zhang Yiman cheered, very happy, she held Han Jue's arm, leaned on Han Jue's shoulder with her little face, squinted her eyes, very happy.
Zhang Yiman is really happy. It's just that if you can kiss it at this time, it will be even better.
"Aren't you leaving?" Zhang Yiman asked the small transparent trio who were still standing in the living room, and gave the eviction order very tactfully.
Xiao Transparent doesn't want to be a light bulb, but the process is really not over yet.
"After the province is selected, the ...... is not over yet," Xiao Cheng said.
"It won't be a city or a city, right?" Han Jue asked.
"No, no, no. Xiao Cheng took out a long strip of biscuits from the bag of snack packaging, and said to Han Jue and Zhang Yiman: "There is actually a competition between the three couples. The winning group of couples can stay in a luxury hotel, and the full cost is provided by the program team. The other two groups have to rely on the lottery to decide on accommodation, which may be a homestay or an ordinary hotel. ”
Although Han Jue didn't know what this cookie could be used for, his eyes lit up after listening to [all costs are provided by the program team].
And Zhang Yiman's eyes lit up after seeing this cookie. As a "variety show veteran", she obviously knows what this cookie is for.
Even if she doesn't know, with her talent in love, she can guess it at once.
Sure enough, after Xiao Transparent introduced the usage of cookies, Zhang Yiman expected.
"The specific comparison is that two people bite the ends of the biscuit separately, and then start eating at the same time, until one of them stops, and finally the remaining length of the biscuit is the result of the competition," Xiao Xiang pinched a strip of biscuits of about 15 centimeters, introducing the rules of the competition, "The results of the other two groups are two centimeters and 1.5 centimeters respectively." ”
Han Jue asked, "The shorter the remaining biscuits, the better?"
Xiao Transparent nodded: "The shorter the better, and the final result measured by the standard ruler is the final score." ”
This kind of ambiguous little game is very effective in promoting feelings and eliminating embarrassment.
However, for Han Jue and Zhang Yiman, the other two groups of couples have no advantage at all.
"Wahahahaha~~" Zhang Yiman couldn't help laughing.
Zhang Yiman laughed not only because she felt that she had won the battle, but also because she was laughing at the fact that the success rate was nearly 99%, and the [Third Kiss Plan] would never fail!
Zhang Yiman licked his lips quietly, looking ready to go, as if he was very hungry for the biscuit.
People keep coming up with strange ideas that they can't control or explain. Zhang Yiman found that as soon as she got close to Han Jue, she wanted to get close to Han Jue. I've known Han Jue for so long, but when she sees Han Jue so far, the deer in her heart will still bang and bang. And it's the kind of level that hits it, hits it again, and wants to die on the spot.
But she is not averse to such instincts. Because she really likes Han Jue.
After listening to Xiao Xuan's introduction, Han Jue held his chin and thought about the intention of the program team. The kiss between him and the silly girl on [Stealth Magic] has long been all over the Internet, and in the face of such an intimate game, the advantages of their group of couples are too obvious. If the program team is not openly biased in favor of their group, then there must be a pitfall.
Han Jue's pessimists and the intuition of persecuting delusional patients all tell him to worry. Han Jue was vaguely uneasy, so he reminded: "The shortest is one and a half centimeters, seek stability, we only need to leave one centimeter to win." ”
"Uh-huh!" Zhang Yiman nodded repeatedly, but in fact, he couldn't hear anything in his head.
When Han Jue and Zhang Yiman each bit the ends of the biscuit, Xiao Transparent gave an order, and the game was about to start.
"Let's go!"
As soon as the little transparent [Start] voice fell, I saw Zhang Yiman like a robot [Click] Soaring all the way, like a bamboo, and finally under Han Jue's stunned eyes, he successfully occupied the high ground.
Han Jue originally wondered if there was something wrong with this biscuit, so he wanted to take his time, but before he could take a bite, the stupid girl clicked over within a second.
"Hmm, you slow down......" Han Jue was struggling, but it was useless.
Zhang Yiman hooked Han Jue's neck with both hands, very engaged in the game, and finally hooked his tongue and snatched the biscuit in Han Jue's mouth.
After Zhang Yiman wiped the biscuits and Han Jue's mouth clean, his cheeks were flushed, but he still looked like "all this is for victory", and said triumphantly: "Zero centimeter!
I saw Xiao Transparent smile mysteriously, as if he had expected this situation for a long time, and announced the results with a wave of his hand: "Zero centimeters!
"Yay...... Huh?" Zhang Yiman cheered for a while, and then looked at Xiao Transparent suspiciously.
Han Jue on the other side didn't seem to be able to accept the facts, and fell to the ground with a bang.
Zhang Yiman asked: "Shouldn't zero centimeters be the first place?"
Xiao Transparent shook her head very happily.
Zhang Yiman sighed, and knew that it was futile for the players to tell the referee about the rules of the game, but he didn't say hello in advance.
It's just that Zhang Yiman is not sad at all, on the contrary, he is very happy.
Sweet biscuits, sweet kisses. Today she is satisfied.
Zhang Yiman restrained his smile, rubbed his face, forcibly squeezed out a sad and angry expression, sat next to Han Jue, touched Han Jue's head, and comforted him domineeringly: "It's okay uncle! It's just a luxury hotel, I'll be in charge!"
However, Han Jue suddenly got up, stretched out a hand with a resolute expression, and said to Xiao Xuan: "Slow! We are not zero centimeters!"
Xiao Transparent inquired and hurriedly took a look, only to see Han Jue's fingertips pinching a cookie crumb......
Xiao Transparent looked at Han Jue calmly: "......"
Five minutes later.
Xiao Cheng took the staff and walked downstairs with the turntable.
There were only two people in the room, Han Jue and Zhang Yiman.
Of course, the results of the last grain of scum cannot be counted, and if this can also be done, every couple will more or less drop a little scum when eating cookies.
Han Jue sat on the sofa on his back, and his heart was very uneasy. This time he was cheated by the program team, and this revenge against him Han Jue must be avenged.
Zhang Yiman leaned on Han Jue's side, humming happily while playing with Han Jue's big hand with great interest, clasping his fingers tightly for a while, and comparing the size for a while.
After Han Jue thought of various small plans to retaliate against Wang Dao and them, he came back to his senses and continued to record the show.
As soon as he finished eating, Han Jue's biological clock began to remind Han Jue of his past habits.
"Ha~" Although Han Jue has changed the habit of taking a nap recently, he still yawns involuntarily, and then seems to feel too tired to sit, and his sitting posture is gradually deformed, and he is lying on the sofa.
Han Jue lay down, but Zhang Yiman still held Han Jue's hand, and she seemed to be infected with fatigue, and her body actually leaned towards Han Jue's body little by little. In the end, they found a comfortable position for each other and leaned together.
The two of them wore thin couple clothes and were able to feel the heat coming from each other's bodies.
If it was before, Han Jue wouldn't dare to reveal such a big flaw to Zhang Yiman, but now it doesn't matter.
"How are you preparing for the [concert]?" Han Jue lay on the sofa and chatted with Zhang Yiman very casually.
Thanks to the blessings of these two people, "Let's Be in Love" can always rub off on the popularity of top programs and become a "tidbit show" for various top variety shows. At the beginning, Han Jue's "There is Hip Hop", and later Zhang Yiman's "Singer", and now it is the turn of "Extreme Man". It's just that with the spread of the fame of Han Jue and Zhang Yiman [workplace couple], there is a vague meaning that the top variety show has become the "tidbit show" of "Let's Be in Love".
Zhang Yiman leaned on Han Jue's arms, played with Han Jue's hand and said, "I'll start recording in two days, what about you?
"I've already recorded it. ”
"Wow, that's fast!, which one?" Zhang Yiman was very curious.
"You'll know when it's time to perform. Han Jue didn't say.
"Hey, stingy," Zhang Yiman pouted, "Then I'll kiss you, and you tell me." ”
"No need to ......"
"Oops~ Then I'll kiss you ten times, you tell me!"
"No!"
Han Jue's answer was too categorical, so angry that Zhang Yiman hit Han Jue's chest with the back of his head.
"Uncle, will you invite other singers to the final stage?"
"No, I don't think so. What about you?"
"Yes, guess who!"
"I don't know. "Han Jue knows very few female stars.
"Just a hint, it's your favorite female star. Zhang Yiman looked at Han Jue, his eyes were like a hunter who had laid a trap and was waiting for his prey to throw himself into the net.
Han Jue looked dazed: "Isn't your favorite female star your favorite?"
This is a textbook "escape", but Zhang Yiman listened to it and hit Han Jue with the back of his head.
"???" Han Jue was really at a loss.
Of course, he wouldn't know that Zhang Yiman was complaining about Han Jue in his heart, and he would obviously say nice things, if it wasn't a dead piece of wood, how could it be that sometimes she had no fun at all?
"You have a dance in that dance music, don't you need to dance?"
"Yes. Uncle, I found it useless for me to dance. Zhang Yiman was a little frustrated. She obviously has good athletic ability, but she is an exceptionally slow learner to dance.
"How much have you learned now?"
"A little. Zhang Yiman pinched a little finger, as if there was a cookie crumb in his finger.
"Then you're going to come on. Han Jue sighed and stopped talking.
Zhang Yiman couldn't wait for the next sentence.
"Shouldn't you volunteer to teach me at this time?" Zhang Yiman turned his head and wondered.
"Hey~~ Your teacher must have his own arrangement, we have rules in the teaching world, that is, we can't teach other people's students casually. ”
"Excuses! excuses!" Zhang Yiman turned his head and bit Han Jue's arm.
"Zhang Da, don't bite, let go!"
"Bad ......"
Zhang Yiman bit for a while before letting go. However, at the moment when she was about to lift up Han Jue's left sleeve and look at the tooth marks, Zhang Yiman felt as if she had seen a touch of black.
"Huh?" Zhang Yiman raised his eyebrows.
Han Jue's eyes froze, and he thought carelessly.
He will definitely not hide the stupid girl in the end, but that moment is not now, nor is it in front of the camera.
Han Jue grabbed Zhang Yiman's waist, sat up from the sofa together, and said, "Okay, okay, I'll give you a review." ”
"Lazy uncle~" Zhang Yiman was held in Han Jue's arms, wrinkled his nose and said coquettishly, and then stood in the center of the living room with joy, ready to dance.
Han Jue removed all the coffee tables and began to watch Zhang Yiman's dance.
After reading it, I didn't say anything, but went up and jumped it myself.
The difference between cloud and mud, the difference between cloud and mud.
"Wow~~" Zhang Yiman sea dog applauded, not caring at all that she was the one being compared. In Zhang Yiman's eyes, Han Jue can do everything well.
"Come, I'll teach you little by little. Han Jue beckoned to Zhang Yiman.
Zhang Yiman passed by.
Next is the picture of Zhang Yiman's "long-planned" plan.
Zhang Yiman obviously practiced his own pop dance music, but after dancing twice, he pestered Han Jue and said that he wanted to learn Latin and Tango. Han Jueyi her. But when Zhang Yiman practiced, he would always stick to Han Jue's body.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm dancing. ”
"You're dancing?"
"When I see someone dancing this dance, there is this movement in it!"
"Yes, yes...... But people hook a male dancer with one leg, and figure skating with both legs!"
"Ahh
"Go down, go down. ”
"No~"
In the end, they practiced dancing for an afternoon, and the results were naturally very weak. Han Jue was afraid that Gu Fan would see this paragraph, and then asked Han Jue how the non-existent little apprentice was taught.