Chapter 357 The routine of the scumbag Li Dapeng (reward plus more)
Li Dapeng heard a very wonderful familiar voice at this time, when he heard this voice, his whole person couldn't help but become excited, at this time he looked up, and saw the Tang fairy standing behind Li Zhan.
After seeing the Tang Fairy, Li Dapeng suddenly showed a bright smile like a chrysanthemum, and then said with a smile: "Oh, isn't this Miss Tang? We really haven't seen each other for a long time." I really didn't expect that we hadn't seen each other for so long, Miss Tang, you are getting more and more beautiful, this snow-white skin, this devil's figure...... Even a real fairy who descends from the sky is not as beautiful as you!"
When Li Zhan heard Li Dapeng's words, he not only shook his head helplessly.
This Li Dapeng is used to picking up girls, this kind of beautiful words of praise, that is to open his mouth, it is really skillful.
is really worthy of being a scumbag who has been through a hundred battles and has hundreds of girlfriends.
This kind of routine and such beautiful words, Li Dapeng doesn't know how many women have said it.
Fairy Tang said with a disdainful face at this time: "Who said that we haven't seen each other for so long, haven't we just met last time?" Besides, I'd rather never see you scumbag, seeing you scumbag will only defile my eyes!"
Tang Fairy's words, if it were other men, I am afraid that they would have already been angry with their pride, and maybe even rushed up to reason with this woman.
But who is Li Dapeng? That's a scumbag who has been through a hundred battles.
Besides, this guy has no self-esteem, he doesn't know where he threw it away for a long time, shamelessness is his specialty, and the thickness of his face can't be easily pierced even if it's a machine gun.
Therefore, Fairy Tang's words would not have any impact on her at all.
If he can't even stand a few cursed words from a beautiful woman, then how can he, Li Dapeng, be called a battle-hardened scumbag?
Besides, for this guy, the more the beauty scolded him, the happier he was.
So at this time, Li Dapeng not only did not have the slightest anger, but said with a smile: "Ahem, cough, cough...... Miss Tang, this is bad, this is bad, in fact, before I met Miss Tang, I always thought that the most beautiful thing in the world was to meet, but since I met Miss Tang, I have understood that this is the world's most rare meeting!
There are 6.8 billion people in the world, of which about 2.7 billion are young men and women between the ages of 18 and 38, and 1.5 billion of them are women, excluding some neuropaths, withdrawn otaku and so on.
You've got about a billion men left to choose from, and you're going to meet about 7,500 of them in your lifetime.
And only one percent of the men here will date you, and only about thirty percent of them will date you, so it is completely a kind of fate that we can meet.
Among the 6.8 billion people in the world, you can meet me, it can only show that the fate between us is too deep, Miss Tang, we can meet in the vast sea of people, which is a kind of fate in itself, Miss Tang, this shows that we are very fateful!"
When Li Zhan heard Li Dapeng's words, he almost couldn't help but vomit, and even at this time, he glanced at each other with Arowana, and the two of them secretly snorted in their hearts tacitly.
This Li Dapeng is really too obscene.
And now that this Li Dapeng has become cultured, such a literary and artistic love story is so shameless to say in front of everyone, it is so stinky and shameless.
It is said that Shibei has been three days, and when he is impressed, it seems that he really has to re-open his eyes and re-understand this Li Dapeng.
I didn't expect that after such a long time, this Li Dapeng's technique of picking up girls has improved again, and he has gone farther and farther on the road of the scumbag, and the scumbag's routine is getting deeper and deeper.
Fairy Tang still said expressionlessly at this time: "Don't talk nonsense, who wants to meet you, who wants to reunite with you, I don't want to have any fate with you, a scumbag!"
And you don't have to please me, let alone the way I smile at my hippie face, don't worry, I won't like you in my life, I don't have any feelings for you, don't waste your time on me!"
Even in the face of Fairy Tang's merciless face-to-face refusal, Li Dapeng still didn't have any angry appearance at this time.
At this time, even Li Zhan had to admire this guy Li Dapeng, and he had to admit that this guy's temper was really unusually good in the face of women.
The reason why most men have been single dogs for so long is because their self-esteem is too strong, and their temper is too big, and their temper is even bigger than that of their girlfriends.
Once his girlfriend is angry, he is even more angry than his girlfriend, and when his girlfriend is angry, not only does he not coax his girlfriend, but he lets his girlfriend coax him.
Doesn't such a man deserve to be single?
As long as you learn one-tenth of Li Dapeng's good-tempered and shameless stalking, no matter how ugly you look, you won't be a single dog.
But it's okay to be ugly, but if you don't have money, you have to be not only a single dog at that time, but also a licking dog.
In the end, he went farther and farther on the road of licking the dog, and never returned.
Li Dapeng not only didn't have any anger at this time, but said affectionately: "It's okay with the fairy, I know you don't like me now, but I can wait." Some people, the first class is for a while, and some people, the first class is a lifetime.
I know you don't like me now, but I can wait, time will tell, and one day you will understand that I am the one who is willing to wait for you for the rest of your life.
I don't know what to do, and I go deep. I am a guest with the spring breeze, you bring the autumn water to the galaxy, and I hope there will be years to look back. And with deep affection, three lives are fortunate to meet you, even if it is sad, it is also love, that is, a person is allowed to have a preference, and I wish to have the generosity of the rest of my life.
Fairy, I know you don't like me now, but I want to tell you that I like you, it has nothing to do with you, even if you don't like me now, it doesn't matter, I will be by your side silently guarding you until one day you fall in love with me!"
At this time, even Li Zhan, who was standing next to him, was not only moved by Li Dapeng's acting skills.
I have to say that the current Li Dapeng has an affectionate look, and he said such a lot of romantic words, and both his expressions and actions are so well done, even he can't help but be moved.