Chapter 014: A Human Tragedy
On the stage, the second round of [Poetry Reciprocating Solitaire] is underway.
On the mentor's seat, Yu Ruoyun's brows were tightly knit for a long time.
"What's wrong, Lao Yu?"
"I found a problem, why can't I pick up a single word of the poems Li Yiru said?" The old man threw out his own questions, and silently stared at Li Yiru's posture, "It shouldn't be, I haven't reached the time when my memory is seriously deteriorating!"
"Poof! I've never been embarrassed to say it, but I can't actually take a word. ”
Yu Ruoyun looked down at the notebook on the table, and there was a line of words written on it: Jun Zhi is also honorable.
He circled the word "欤" several times with a gel pen, and he knocked on the door of his head, what is this connected to? What ancient poem begins with "欤"? According to ancient Chinese, this "欤" should not be placed at the beginning of a sentence!
Yu Ruoyun sighed, turned another page, and wrote: Meng Xuan occupies the mountain highly.
Similarly, the word "Ya" has also been circled several times by a gel pen.
After looking at it for a while and shaking his head, Yu Ruoyun turned to the next page again.
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The competition was in full swing on the stage, and the audience applauded with high spirits, especially when they saw Li Yiru pitting people. At this time, Xiao Yang hurriedly ran into the studio, and there seemed to be a faint trace of fear on his extremely excited face.
He stared at Li Yiru on the stage while trotting, and even tripped over the audience in the front row without paying attention.
"Xiao Yang!" Yu Ruoyun stopped him, "Why are you so flustered?"
Xiao Yang gasped for breath and leaned into Yu Ruoyun's ear and said, "Teacher Yu, hell." ”
"What the hell, talk well!"
Xiao Yang pointed at Li Yiru's fingers and trembled violently: "That, that, that guy, the verses he gave can't pick up the dragon at all!!
"Don't worry, child, speak slowly. What do you mean?" Wang Yuchun said soothingly.
Xiao Yang put the iPad on the table, "This software contains all the ancient poems of our Huaguo, I'll search it for you, and you two will understand it by taking a look." The first verse given by Li Yiru is:
"The gentleman is also honored!"
"Okay, let's search now to see if there are any poems with the first word '欤'!"
Xiao Yang typed the word "欤" in the search box, and picked the [1st word] keyword option, which means that all the poems searched for a while will start with the word "欤", and then hit enter.
The software instantly pops up a line of words: I'm sorry, I didn't find the poem related to the input!
Wang Yuchun: "Huh?"
Yu Ruoyun: "!"
Xiao Yang stretched out his hands: "Isn't it the hell!"
Everyone around them has cast their eyes, why are you still spitting fragrant Chinese culture with high morality? What about your quality?
Xiao Yang asked, "Come again!" What is his second sentence?"
"Meng Xuan occupies the mountain high!"
Xiao Yang typed "Ya...... Hit enter.
Software: Sorry, I couldn't find any poems related to the input!
"it!"
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Software: Sorry, I couldn't find any poems related to the input!
"it!!"
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Software: Sorry, I couldn't find any poems related to the input!
"Damn, !!"
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Verify five verses in a row, and each verse can't be solitaire!
The two mentors were immediately stunned!
What kind of concept is this, the ancient poems of China are as vast as a sea of smoke, and the "All Tang Poems" alone contains more than 50,000 poems! Every poem given by Li Yiru can make the poetry library have no power to fight back, and the poetry library cannot be connected, this is ...... How is this possible?
Since reaching the age of respect, Yu Ruoyun has not spoken in public for too long, and now she really can't help it.
As far as Li Yiru's operation tonight is concerned, frankly speaking, ten Yu Ruoyun can't do it combined.
Liu Yiyi quickly noticed the situation on the mentor's side, she took the initiative to stop the game, stepped down and asked, "Two teachers, what's wrong?"
Xiao Yang hurriedly whispered a few words to Liu Yiyi, and her face suddenly turned pale.
In the competition the day before yesterday, Li Yiru's wonderful performance has made her excited so far, and at this moment, no matter how frightened she is, she no longer knows what words to use to describe her mood at this time.
For what is happening at the moment, it is too bizarre and incredible, she can't understand it at all!!
"That'...... That...... That, everyone get ready, let's continue to compete...... Match!"
Li Yiru scratched his head, eh, why is the host still stammering?
On the stage, the eight groups of contestants from left to right are:
Ding Yi/Lu Ping, Xia Yuqing/Wang Fengjiao, Sun Haixia/Wang Shuang, Dong Jinfu/Zhang Miaomiao, He Chaoqun/Tang Yongqiang, Li Yiru/Wang Changliang, Ouyang Duangen/Feng Linwan, Liu Shuai/Zhang Bing;
Liu Yiyi looked at the neighbors on Li Yiru's left and right very sympathetically, especially the combination of Ouyang Duangen, and she said, "The game continues!
He Chaoqun looked at Li Yiru with confidence, and said in his heart, brother, look at how difficult it is for me to die for you: "The water is as green as a basket! Li Yiru is a dragon!"
"Hahaha!" partner Tang Yongqiang just grinned stupidly, but saw that Li Yiru had already turned his head to look at the next house.
There wasn't even 1 second left for He Chaoqun/Tang Yongqiang to get carried away, and then their smiles froze, and at the same time, the Ouyang group fell silent again.
But seeing Li Yiru looking at Ouyang with a smile: "Brother Ouyang, please." ”
"Grace...... ......"
After Ouyang Duan held back for a long time, he gave up with a sigh. Well, he can contract a fish pond for his girlfriend tonight.
Their results are still zero eggs, and they have eaten "turtles" again.
The total points of other players are twenty or thirty points, and their own side is still "0", what a blow this is!
The most annoying thing is that Li Yiru didn't seem to have time to think from beginning to end, he blurted out every time, and then looked at himself with a smile. Sometimes there was a positive color in his eyes, as if it was hinting at making him Ouyang Duan even more oily.
"Li Yiru +2 points, Ouyang Xuanchang/Fenglin Evening -1 point!"
Ouyang Duan felt that it was too difficult for him, they had just won 1 point from Liu Shuai on the right, and Li Yiru on the left lost 1 point, won another 1 point, and continued to lose 1 point...... Then his score was always 0, and he watched Li Yiru's score rise gradually: +2, +2, +2......
Is my Ouyang combination a porter? Our combination can't be scored, we are just a porter of Li Yiru's score?
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As the game progressed, the poetry solitaire went back and forth, and the tragedy intensified:
He Chaoqun frowned coldly at Li Yiru: "Look up and sigh!"
"The knot is fragrant and red!" Li Yiru replied fluently, and then looked at Ouyang Duan Geng again, still smiling, "Brother, it's your turn." ”
"Don't call me brother, I don't have such a brother who cheats my brother!"
Li Yiru: "Huh?!"
"Li Yiru +2 points, Ouyang ...... -1 points!"
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Li Yiru's hands were half-in his pockets: "The fox rabbit is terrifying!"
"Uh...... Belch...... Belch...... Wait, let me think about it again! Don't, I'll remember it right away, host, you believe me, the poem is on your lips! Why don't you believe me!"
"Li Yiru +2 points, He ...... -1 point!"
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Li Yiru: "Work hard every year!"
"Uh...... Yes...... Hiss...... Moderator, I strongly ask for a change of place!"
"Li Yiru +2 points! Ouyang ......-1 point!"
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"Li Yiru +2 points! He ...... -1 point!"
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The whole round is coming to an end, Li Yiru himself scored 14 points, and the left and right neighbors each have two "0s".
The two mentors in the audience couldn't bear to look at it directly, Li Yiru was really dead, and he didn't leave anyone else with a way to live!
Look at the two neighbors on the left and right, who are so anxious that their heads are full of sweat, but none of them succeeded. The two upper and lower families racked their brains to think about things that didn't come to any avail, and even Liu Shuai was so anxious that he was about to cut off a lock of hair. This scene is so sympathetic.
Yu Ruoyun's eyes were full of compassion, he looked at Li Yiru's left and right groups of players sympathetically, and said in his heart that they are really strong men, dead soldiers and martyrs!
Today's game is simply a human tragedy in the entertainment competition!
The poems went back and forth, from Li Yiru's side to the far right, and this round came to an end, which means that this is Li Yiru's last chance to score.
Li Yiru totaled his points, as long as he played normally, the points of the three episodes of the show would be enough for him to enter the semifinals. He smiled brightly at Ouyang Xuangen: "Grass-"
"Li Yiru!!"
Li Yiru looked at the host: "What's wrong?"
Liu Yiyi really couldn't stand it, and said in her heart that this is too miserable, look at the person you bullied your neighbors, Ouyang Duan's man in his 30s and a man of more than 1.8 meters is going to cry urgently, it's almost there!
The column group set up this [Poetry Reciprocating Solitaire], which is indeed intended to hope that the contestants will score more points through the way of pitting their families, and fully demonstrate their profound poetry reserves and intelligent minds, but all the questioners did not expect that there would be such a player who can dig pits!
Liu Yiyi sighed deeply: "Li Yiru, I advise you to be kind!"
Li Yiru closed his eyes slightly, thinking: Do you want to release the water? But in competitive competitions, isn't the best way to respect others be to go all out? But after all, the host has spoken, give face.
"That'...... Then 'the grass is far away but there is none'!"
"None...... No ......" Ouyang Duan wiped the sweat from his forehead, his eyelids beating violently.
Everyone was stunned, but they didn't expect that they couldn't even catch up with this group.
This is really not difficult, "Boundless falling trees and Xiao Xiao, endless Yangtze River rolling" and "In the infinite red and red dust, the horses and incense are scattered into the camp", this can be solitaire.
Lao Yu clasped his hands together and secretly said that it was not good, this child was frightened by Li Yiru!
It's like going on stage to defend themselves, many people are originally confused in their hearts, but when they go on stage, they are finished, and their brains are blank, which is caused by nervousness and fear.
"None...... Not...... No ......"
Just as the countdown was about to end, Feng Lin pulled Ouyang back in the evening, and he shouted loudly as soon as he took a step: "No ...... Not...... No, you are making something out of nothing, dark Chen Cang, imagining out of thin air, fabricating out of thin air, speechless, hopeless, the deceased rest in peace, go all the way! Hmph!!"
(Kneel down and beg for a ticket!Thank you!)