Chapter 218: Urine Escape
Soon, a table of sumptuous wine and food was put on the table, and Ma Jing greeted Yang Teng warmly, "Brother, as soon as you and I meet each other, do it first as a respect!"
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"Happy!" Ma Jing wiped his mouth, "I like to drink with happy people, I didn't expect the little brother to be so happy at a young age, I have made up your friend!"
"Brother Ma is polite, you are also a cheerful person, little brother, I just want to hear the strange things in various places, and I ask Brother Ma to tell me. Yang Teng said with a smile.
Ma Jing seemed to care more about the table of wine and food in front of him, and said while eating and drinking: "Speaking of Shenniu Bay just now, I don't know who they offended, and they actually invited the black-clothed golden knife to deal with Shenniu Bay. That's miserable, don't mention it, the entire Shenniu Bay turned into a sea of fire, it is said that everyone in Montessori died, and their old cow was also taken away by the black-clothed golden knife. ”
Yang Teng was stunned for a moment, okay, it turned out that the rumor was like this, the five-colored sacred cow was clearly in his Ice Emperor Ring, and he didn't eat less roast beef along the way.
The meat of the brute beast was indeed delicious, and Yang Teng's mouth had been raised all the way, and he didn't even have much appetite when he looked at the delicacies on the table.
If it weren't for the fear of causing unnecessary trouble, Yang Teng would definitely take out the five-color god beef for Ma Jing to taste.
The Ice Emperor's Ring is just that, it has the power of extreme cold, and there is no need to worry about rotting and deteriorating anything in it, and the taste will maintain its original freshness to the greatest extent.
"Are you saying that Shenniu Bay was wiped out by the black-clothed golden sword, leaving no living mouth?" Yang Teng calmed his nerves a little, it seemed that Meng Tong and his sister had stayed away from Shenniu Bay and were incognito.
"It's not like that, it's a pity that I didn't get to eat the god beef. Ma Jing shook his head and sighed.
"Aside from this big event, has anything happened recently? Yang Teng asked casually.
"There is another big event, an event that is bigger than the destruction of Shenniu Bay!" Ma Jing said mysteriously: "That is, me, others absolutely do not know such a detailed situation." ”
Yang Teng agrees with this, Ma Jing has two abilities that others can't catch up with, one is the ability to pat the horse's ass, this kid will never blush when he pats the horse's ass, and it is normal to say that no matter how fleshy he is.
Otherwise, how can people call them sycophants?
The second point is the ability to find out information, when Ma Jing talks to people, he will unknowingly obtain a lot of information, and when combined, he can often find out major secrets.
"What shocked Brother Ma so much. ”
Ma Jing handed over the big bowl in his hand, and Yang Teng poured a bowl of sunset drunk for Ma Jing very wisely.
"You should know about the Luoxia Mountains. ”
Yang Teng shook his head, "Little brother, I came from the countryside, and I don't know much about the big forces in the outside world. ”
"Poof!" Ma Jing squirted out a mouthful of wine, "I said, little brother, you don't even know the pulse of Zilou! ”
"Please also ask Brother Ma for advice. ”
Some time ago, there was a major event in the Luoxia Mountains, several mountain ranges suddenly broke off, and then five ancient tombs appeared, and the strong people from all over Dongzhou went to the Luoxia Mountains to hunt for treasures.
As a result, four ancient tombs were opened, and the treasures inside were piled up into a mountain of countless treasures. Ma Jing was in a hurry, and seemed to regret that he couldn't go to the Luoxia Mountains to hunt for treasure.
"And then. ”
"Later, when those strong people entered the fifth ancient tomb, something big happened, and it was not an ordinary ancient tomb. Ma Jing lowered his voice and said, "I'll tell you, it's a corpse breeding place!"
"Where are the corpses?" Yang Teng pretended to be stupid.
"Forget it, you better not speak, listen to me, I find that you really don't understand anything. ”
Ma Jing continued: "After those strong men entered the corpse raising place, they found that there were more and better treasures inside, and it was said that there was a bronze coffin that was two thousand miles long, and all of it contained treasures! ”
In front of Ma Jing's eyes, small stars were flying in the sky.
"Little brother, do you know what a two-thousand-mile-long copper coffin looks like!"
Yang Teng shook his head, and said in his heart that he really didn't know what the two-thousand-mile-long copper coffin looked like, but the two-hundred-mile-long copper coffin did have one of his own, and it was placed in the Ice Emperor's Ring.
"It is said that those guys are crazy, and many people are tired of picking treasures. Ma Jing shook his head, "If I were here, I wouldn't be so stupid, just take it all away, go home and choose slowly." They can sit on the coffin and choose treasures, isn't that looking for death!"
is indeed looking for death, Yang Teng has seen hundreds of strong people die with his own eyes.
Later, these greedy fellows were punished, and it is said that their greed angered the strong men buried in the bronze coffins, and in a flash of blue, everyone died. Speaking of this, Ma Jing sighed.
"Everyone is dead, how did the news come out?" Of course, Yang Teng would not think that everyone was dead, at least he was alive and well.
Ma Jing smiled embarrassedly: "Not everyone is dead, among them, a dirty old man who opened the corpse breeding ground is not dead, it is said that he came out from underneath, but he was seriously injured." He almost died inside, and he was able to walk for many days after recuperation, and the news came from his mouth. ”
Yang Teng was shocked, the powerful and irresistible force at that time was indeed extremely terrifying, but he didn't expect that only the dirty old man survived.
He thought he was lucky to leave, and maybe someone else was lucky.
"Except for a dirty old man, there is no second person left?"
"What do you think is that place! That's a corpse farm! That dirty old man only escaped after nine deaths, how could there be a second person who left alive. Ma Jing said disdainfully.
Yang Teng was silent for a while, if some people thought that only the dirty old man was alive, Yang Xin believed such a statement, with Yang Xin's character, the consequences were unimaginable.
"Presumably, the relatives of those who died were in pain. Yang Teng said casually.
"That's natural, I heard that especially a disciple of the Purple Building, or some honorary elder, also died inside, his sister refused to admit that he was dead after hearing the news of his death, and waited there for a month, and finally didn't see her brother, and was forcibly taken back by the disciple of the Purple Building, I heard that she still doesn't admit that her brother is dead, you say it's a pity. ”
Ma Jing's words made Yang Teng's eyes light up, since Xin'er felt that he was not dead, Xin'er would not be unable to think about it, and that would be fine.
"Come, brother, let's drink, what are you talking about all this useless. Ma Jing drank fast enough that eight empty wine jars appeared on the table.
Yang Teng felt that the time was almost up, and said slightly apologetically: "Brother Ma, you drink slowly first, wait for me for a while, I'm in a hurry, it's convenient to go out." ”
Ma Jing did not doubt him, "You go and come back quickly, otherwise these two jars of sunset drunkenness will be mine." ”
Yang Teng turned around and walked out of the private room, beckoned the guy to ask for a convenient place, and then strode away.
As soon as he turned around and left, Ma Jing sat in the private room drinking wine and eating meat, and quickly killed the two jars of sunset drunkenness, stood up and laughed: "Boy, it's not that I'm not kind, you kid is too stupid, come back and settle the bill." ”
After speaking, Ma Jing turned around and walked out of the private room, and was about to go downstairs, when he was stopped by the guy, "Sycophant, settle the account and leave." ”
"What are you talking about?" Ma Jing was a little drunk, and the sunset was drunk enough to have the word drunk in his name, and the strength of the wine was great.
"I said you settle the bill! You don't pay for dinner, you dare to eat the overlord meal in the Sunset Tower, you don't want to mess around in the Sunset Valley!"
Ma Jing shook his head, "Who is that, that kid just settled the bill, wait for you to settle the account with him, isn't this the old rule!"
"The old rules of bullshit! You sycophants cheat on eating and drinking, and you urinate halfway and leave others to settle the bill, don't you know that today it was planted in the hands of a teenager, and people ran away one step ahead of you!" the guy looked at Ma Jing with a sneering expression.
Ma Jing suddenly woke up half of his strength, and looked at the guy incredulously, "What did you say?
The guy nodded, "You think you'll be the only one, people are not stupid, hurry up and go down to settle the bill, don't wait for our shopkeeper to turn his face." ”
Eat a bully meal in the Sunset Building, and have a few heads!
Ma Jing was so angry that he scolded: "You little bastard! Dare to play tricks on me Ma Jing! You remember for me, if I don't clean you up today, I won't be a sycophant!"
scolding and settling the account, Ma Jing was depressed in his heart.
This is good, I still wanted to eat for nothing, I asked for ten jars of sunset drunk and a table of good delicacies, and I was dumbfounded at the checkout, and I ate my income for half a year.
"Boy, unless you run away now, as long as you are still in Sunset Valley, hide in the rat's nest and dig you out!"
"Brother Ma, did you come out to find me? You have eaten and drunk enough so quickly?" A young man appeared in front of Ma Jing, but it was not Yang Teng who he wanted to pit!
Ma Jing's stomach was full of words, and he was so angry that he blushed and his neck was thick.
"Sunset drunk really deserves its name, Brother Ma's face is ruddy, and sunset drunk still has nourishing effects?" Yang Teng deliberately teased: "Thank you Brother Ma for your generosity today, and I will invite Brother Ma back another day." ”
Ma Jing was speechless, he found that he couldn't find the words to fight back, how to say?
Do you want to tell people that this meal was originally intended to eat you for nothing, but who knew that your kid ran away by urine, causing my income to run out of one meal for half a year.
Ma Jing's eyes turned to his heart, "Little brother, you definitely don't have a place to live in Sunset Valley, why don't you just live with me, although it is not very luxurious, but it is spacious enough, what does the little brother think." ”
Yang Teng didn't refuse, and said sincerely: "Brother Ma is so enthusiastic, and the junior brother is grateful, so bother Brother Ma." ”
"No intrusion, no intrusion at all. Ma Jing sneered in his heart, as long as you dare to come!
Put me in the well, you kid is tired of it!
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