In his previous life, Han Jue always read the comments of netizens with the mentality of [observing the diversity of human species].

I found it very interesting that if there are bloggers talking about oil painting, classical music, artificial intelligence, and car modification, the netizens below will think about [interlaced like a mountain] and stop leaving a message.

But if the blogger is talking about intimacy, it's an emotional issue. Netizens thought to themselves, you have been in love, I have also talked about it, you have troubles now, and I may not be as good as me in the matter of [obtaining happiness], so I will teach you.

Regarding feelings, it seems that as long as it is an individual, anyone can say two words.

But Han Jue knows that everyone expects different things from long-term intimacy, and what makes A happy may not necessarily make B happy.

So, when one of the female guests of "Love Signal" faced Han Jue and expressed very distressed that she was in the trouble of love, Han Jue, who should cooperate with the performance, chose to turn a blind eye.

"I'm struggling right now. ”

"There's a way," Han Jue took out his mobile phone and pretended to order food, "I'll help you order some desserts." ”

The fashion girl was very puzzled by Han Jue's answer.

Zhang Yiman was not surprised by Han Jue's occasional inexplicability, she translated: "It's because sugar will increase people's sense of happiness and relieve your entanglement~"

The fashionable girl suddenly realized.

After Zhang Yiman finished speaking, he looked at Han Jue triumphantly with the eyes of [I'm not powerful].

Han Jue smiled, then looked at the fashionable girl, and said gently:

"No, my idea is that once people have bigger problems, they don't have the energy to dwell on those small problems. So you eat more desserts, and in the face of body troubles, nothing else is a problem. ”

Makes sense.

But......

"Uncle!" Zhang Yiman patted Han Jue in horror, as if he had heard some anti-social and anti-human declaration from Han Jue's mouth.

Han Jue touched the place where he was slapped and bared his teeth.

Zhang Yiman took care of the fashionable girl and said: "If you have any troubles, ask me directly, I can help you answer!"

The fashion girl eased up, the show still has to continue, so she told Zhang Yiman about her troubles:

"Now in our love hut, the male is a master of love, and my intuition tells me that he is a very dangerous person...... But in getting along, you will be attracted to each other. As for the second male, he usually doesn't like to talk very much, and it's a bit boring to get along, but he has been by his side, which makes people feel very comfortable and secure. So, I was bothered and didn't know which one to find for my next date. ”

After the girl finished speaking, the other two girls also nodded desperately.

It seems that the fashion girl is not the only one who is entangled.

However, this kind of progression problem, for a person like Zhang Yiman, who has only been in close contact with Han Jue, a person of the opposite sex, this is a topic of [danger] and [safety], which is beyond the outline.

Zhang Yiman lowered his gaze and frowned, unable to think of what to say.

"Uncle, aren't you an ancestral heirloom, let's talk about it first. Zhang Yiman bluffed.

Han Jue sighed, feeling that it was not okay not to show his hands. He asked solemnly and mysteriously, "Have you ever heard of [Teacher Han's Small Class]?"

The three people on the other side nodded hesitantly.

"No classes!" Zhang Yiman patted Han Jue on the shoulder. "Teacher Han, you are still in the period of class ban!"

Han Jue looked regretful.

The plan failed. I wanted to teach "illegally" but was caught.

"If you don't dislike it, then I'll say a few words. ”

All the words that begin with "say two sentences" are more than two sentences.

"Dangerous but attractive, safe but not so fun...... Then let me ask you a question: if you are going to travel long distances, you need to be paired with one person, and the two of you will switch with each other. So, which one would you choose between someone who drives well but isn't very careful, or someone who doesn't drive well but is careful?"

"That'...... The latter one will still be chosen. The Fashionista replied.

Han Jue smiled but did not answer.

"But driving is not the same as falling in love. Another girl said.

"Why is it different? Isn't the so-called old driver just ...... Ahem. Han Jue picked up the water cup in time and stopped the next words.

After taking a sip of water, Han Jue continued: "Falling in love is about the same as driving. It doesn't matter if you're good or not, whether you're skilled or clumsy, that's what I think. Be careful not to roll over – that's all that matters. ”

The three girls on the other side were thoughtful.

Han Jue didn't have any feeling of [dotting others, merit is immeasurable].

Who knows who really thinks, and who knows what people will be like in the face of love. Moreover, he knows that the reason why those player scumbags can become scumbags is that they still have points that attract the opposite sex. When I feel it, I don't reason with people.

"One set. Zhang Yiman muttered quietly, but felt that her theoretical shortcomings were too obvious, and she had to speed up the study of "Couple Cheats" and "Love Treasure"!

Next, the girl and Zhang Yiman, Lin Qin and others chatted about topics such as girls' dressing, and where is the best place to date in the magic capital.

After chatting for a while, the girl consciously took her leave.

"Thank you, Mr. Han, for your guidance!" Before leaving, the fashionable girl hugged her fists and thanked her.

"Keyboard love, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning. Han Jue humbly returned the salute.

When the group of people in "Love Signal" left, Lin Qin and Zhang Yiman were relieved to eat food.

As for Han Jue, he had already eaten almost when they were chatting hotly.

Lin Qin asked Zhang Yiman at this time, what kind of variety show was it, Zhang Yiman danced with his hands, and strongly recommended it to Lin Qin.

Han Jue sat back opposite, and there was a chopstick that didn't follow the chopsticks to eat the food.

Suddenly, Zhang Yiman covered his fingers and shouted in horror:

"Ahh

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Lin Qin immediately leaned over.

Zhang Yiman trembled and handed his finger to Lin Qin.

I saw the ever-growing blood beads coming out of Zhang Yiman's fingertips.

Han Jue saw it, and subconsciously said with a wicked taste: "You're finished." ”

Zhang Yiman's little face turned pale.

Lin Qin bit her lower lip and glared at Han Jue amusedly.

"What should I do......" Zhang Yiman was very helpless.

"Don't listen to him, it's fine. After Lin Qin finished speaking, he took Zhang Yiman's finger into his mouth.

Zhang Yiman looked at Lin Qin woodenly, and then reacted, he wanted to pull it out, waved his uninjured hand, and said, "My blood is poisonous!"

"Poisonous ???" Han Jue didn't understand, "What stupid thing are you talking about?"

Han Jue could see it clearly, Zhang Yiman was just scratched by the opening of the can just now, how could this blood suddenly be poisonous?

"It's metal! I could get tetanus!"

"You see, there's no bloodshed. Lin Qin took out Zhang Yiman's finger and said.

Zhang Yiman was not comforted at all, and pinched his fingers that had been scratched a little, still very frightened. Standing up and pacing anxiously, his eyes unblinking at the fingers covered by the napkin, and turning his head to look at Han Jue and Lin Qin from time to time.

"So what do you say?"

"I'm going to the hospital. ”

Han Jue looked at Zhang Yiman's blood stains that couldn't even seep through the back of the napkin, and was helpless.

Unable to make a stupid fool, Han Jue had no choice but to search the nearby clinic or hospital.

Luckily, there is a hospital not far from the restaurant.

The three of them took Lin Qin's car to the hospital.

"You haven't bled before?"

"Yes...... There has been bleeding in practice," Zhang Yiman replied, wrapping his fingers in a ball of paper, "but this time is different, this time it is metal!"

Han Jue rolled his eyes.

Lin Qin sat in the driver's seat and drove, looking at all Zhang Yiman's reactions funny, and felt that Zhang Yiman was really stupid and cute.

When she was on the road, Lin Qin felt that there was a car that always appeared in the rearview mirror.

[These paparazzi are really brain-broken, what are you doing with me.] Lin Qin muttered a sentence in the rearview mirror, and the Modu dialect that he had been learning recently appeared.

[Fortunately, three people came out this time, otherwise the scandal would ......] Lin Qin was glad for Zhang Yiman.

As a public figure, I have lost some of my privacy rights to some extent. It can't be helped. Enjoying the corresponding benefits, some disadvantages have to be borne as well. Enjoying the corresponding benefits, some disadvantages have to be borne as well. Enjoying the corresponding benefits, some disadvantages have to be borne as well. Enjoying the corresponding benefits, some disadvantages have to be borne as well. Enjoying the corresponding benefits, some disadvantages have to be borne as well.

When he arrived at the hospital, Zhang Yiman followed closely behind Han Jue, as if he was racing against death, and he was very nervous.

The doctor glanced at it casually, and then said in a lazy tone, "Oops, oops, fortunately, it was delivered in time." ”

Zhang Yiman looked at Han Jue with a [look] look.

However, judging from Han Jue's years of experience in poisonous tongues, the doctor's tone was not simple.

Really.

The doctor looked at Zhang Yiman and added seriously: If it is sent a little later, the wound will heal.

"No! you could get tetanus!"

The doctor sneered and didn't speak, so Zhang Yiman looked very weak.

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