Chapter 2 The Cat Poop Tragedy

(This guy is kind, it seems that humans are not all cold-blooded and ruthless as the old demon lord said.) )

The orange cat is a spirit animal that can speak and understand what Song Xiaowei said.

"Heh! This wound is deep enough!"

Seeing the orange cat's wound, Song Xiaowei frowned, then wiped the blood and stains from the wound with disinfectant water, and then bandaged it with medicine.

The orange cat has always been very honest, although it hurts a little, but these flesh and skin pains can still be endured for it.

After tying the cat's legs with bandages, Song Xiaowei soaked the orange cat with cat food, but it was the first time he got it, and he was not sure that the cat food was soaked into a lump.

"Come on, little kitten, it's time to eat!"

Song Xiaowei put the cat food bowl away, and then waved his hand to call the orange cat.

(Eat? Just tell me to eat that 'lump'? I won't eat it even if I am killed!)

The orange cat squatted in the box, looking at the lump and making a disgusted expression.

"Cut, I've never seen such an arrogant stray cat, what do you eat if you don't eat cat food. ”

Seeing that the orange cat didn't take the initiative, Song Xiaowei came over directly to pick it up.

Meow meow meow !! (I don't want to eat that lump!)

Song Xiaowei was holding his front paws with both hands, and the orange cat drooped and wanted to break free.

"Come and try it, the boss said to make sure the cat likes it. ”

Song Xiaowei pushed the orange cat to the food bowl.

Meow Meow Meow ...... (I don't want it!!)

The orange cat stepped back.

Wait!sniff, sniff, sniff...... It smells so good!

Smelling the temptation of cat food, the orange cat leaned over the lump and sniffed it constantly, and then took a small bite.

Meow!!(Delicious!!)

The orange cat's disgusted expression immediately turned into joy, and then he gulped down, or gobbled it up.

"It seems that the pet shop owner didn't lie to me. ”

Seeing the orange cat gulping down cat food, Song Xiaowei smiled.

After a while, the orange cat returned to the box satisfied, and then began to lick his paws and wash his face, while Song Xiaowei used his free time to start preparing materials for his graduation thesis.

(Oops, poop...... )

After a while, the orange cat's buttocks suddenly tightened, and the feeling of shit hit, but the cat's head looked around, and there was no convenient place around.

(What should I do, I can't hold it back...... )

The orange cat held its breath, its skin flushed, and at that moment, it saw the flower pot on the balcony, where it ...... There is soil!

The orange cat hurriedly ran to the balcony, jumped next to the flower pot, looked at a large pot of black soil, and showed a malicious smile.

(There's no way, Miss Ben can't hold it back!)

The orange cat stretched out her demonic hand to the flower pot.

With a loud bang, the pot shattered, and the orange cat jumped down into the soft mound.

"What sound?"

Song Xiaowei was frightened by the sound, so he got up and came to the balcony, stretched out his head to look, and saw that the orange cat was digging the soil with its paws.

Seeing Song Xiaowei, the orange cat immediately stopped, and then squatted beside the mound as if nothing happened.

"It's over, it's over, this is the 'let go of flowers' given to him by the ex-girlfriend that Dalong cares about the most, and he has been raising it for more than two years, and you thief cat actually broke it!"

Seeing the shattering of the flower pot and the black soil in one place, Song Xiaowei was full of black lines, and then looked at the orange cat, the orange cat dodged his gaze, just like a cat who had nothing to do.

"Forget it, for the sake of you're new, I'll take care of this for you. ”

Seeing the plush and cute orange cat, Song Xiaowei couldn't get angry, and was just about to go over to clean up, but accidentally tripped over the clothes pole that fell under his feet, and fell straight down, plopping, Song Xiaowei fell to the ground, and his whole face just pierced into the black mound.

This scene made the orange cat stunned, there ...... It's still hot!

"Damn, why is Lao Tzu so sad!"

Song Xiaowei lay on the ground and scolded his mother.

"No, what's the smell??"

Song Xiaowei raised his head violently, his nose kept agitating, sniffing and sniffing.

"What smells so rushed?"

Song Xiaowei forbade his nose, then reached out and grabbed his face, and when he looked at it again, there was a sticky and hot thing on his hand, Song Xiaowei curiously crushed it with his hand, and then put it in front of his nose and smelled it.

"It's ...... Holy!!"

Song Xiaowei held his breath, his eyes were split, and then he quickly got up and ran to the bathroom like crazy, the bathroom is public and independent, and when Song Xiaowei rushed over, he happened to pass by a classmate of the same department and level.

"Damn, Song Xiaowei, you have eaten core Oreo, it stinks!?"

Smelling the smell emitted by Song Xiaowei, and seeing the black soil sticky on his face, this person pinched his nose directly.

"You're just eating, your whole family eats!"

Song Xiaowei's scolding came from the bathroom, followed by the sound of running water, the kind with the faucet turned on the most.

"Cat, cat!, this thief cat, see if I don't clean you up for a while!!"

Song Xiaowei muttered while washing, facial cleanser, shower gel, soap, all over again, but he still felt that he hadn't washed it, and he washed it over and over again, the psychological effect, everyone understands.

The orange cat knew that he was in trouble, so he honestly stayed in the box and licked his hair, but thinking of Song Xiaowei's embarrassed appearance, the orange cat couldn't help but want to laugh, and was afraid to make a sound, so he covered his mouth with his paws.

A cat laughs at a human with a poopy face, which is quite funny.

Not long after, the door was opened with a bang, and Song Xiaowei walked into the room angrily, still wet.

Song Xiaowei closed the door of the room, and then looked at the orange cat angrily, as if someone owed him eight million.

Song Xiaowei began to approach the orange cat, and the orange cat raised its front paws and squatted up, its eyes sharpened, because it had a bad premonition.

A little closer, Song Xiaowei suddenly stretched out his two hands, and his eyes flashed with a fine light.

Meow!!

The orange cat directly bowed over and blew its fur to warn.

Seeing this scene, Song Xiaowei was really stunned, hesitated slightly, and then looked at the scratches on his hands that were not good, as the saying goes, you can't be a good person, and the scars forget the pain, not to mention that his scars are not healed.

"I saved you, but you made me choke on, ahh

The more Song Xiaowei thought about it, the more angry he became, he took out a pair of winter gloves from the cabinet and put them on, and then showed a smug smile.

"Sample, see how you catch me this time!

Song Xiaowei pounced on the orange cat, but the orange cat was very flexible, and when he jumped high, Song Xiaowei directly threw himself into the air, flattening the cat box, and the orange cat fell directly on the back of Song Xiaowei's head, smashing Song Xiaowei's spirit.

"I'll go! You're quite flexible, don't run!"

Song Xiaowei waved his hand again, and the orange cat stepped on his body and jumped directly onto the bed.

"I don't believe I can't catch you!"

Song Xiaowei got up and pounced on the bed, the orange cat easily jumped on the table, Song Xiaowei turned around and grabbed again, and the orange cat hid again.

Ten minutes later......

"Whew...... Call...... No, I'm convinced, you're awesome......"

Song Xiaowei lay on the ground tired, panting. For ten minutes, he didn't even touch a single cat hair, and he made a mess of the whole bedroom, on the bed, on the table, on the ground, messy.