Chapter 1: It's embarrassing
The breeze is gentle, inside the Second People's Hospital of Lincheng.
Lin Yi'an rubbed his head with a faint pain, looked at the unfamiliar environment around him, puzzled.
"Strange, I'm not in retreat to comprehend the Ancient Circle, why are I here?"
He was about to summon the disciples in the door to inquire, when he suddenly found a slender figure with his back to him, arranging his hair.
He narrowed his eyes slightly!
What's going on?
At the time of the retreat of this path, at such a dangerous moment, the disciples in the sect actually let people in.
While Lin Yi was anxin hating that iron could not become steel, Qianying, who was facing away from him, did not seem to notice that he had woken up. After arranging his hair, he stood up and began to change his clothes.
In an instant, the fragrant shoulders of mutton fat jade were exposed to the air, and the clothes continued to slide.
Lin Yi'an's eyes widened.
Could it be that this retreat has gone wrong and gone mad?
Lin Yi'an was stunned, and then reacted, according to the secrets left by his ancestors, when a cultivator goes mad, he will encounter all kinds of temptations from demons.
At this time, the clothes had faded to his arm, and I saw him scream, "It's just a demon, don't be rampant." ”
In the next second after Lin Yi'an finished speaking, the shadow in front of him suddenly became agitated and stiffened in place......
Mu Ne turned.
This woman is twenty-three or four years old, with a delicate face, a very delicate nose, and a peerless elegance.
Lin Yi'an scoffed at this.
He has been cultivating for a hundred years, and his heart for enlightenment is as solid as a rock, and today he will definitely be able to defeat the demons in his heart, and his state of mind will reach a new height.
"Ah, rascal!"
Without warning, the woman screamed, covered her chest with her hands, turned around and rushed into the toilet of the ward, slamming the door.
"Strange, doesn't the inner demon first resort to all kinds of means to lure, and if it fails, then try to kill the cultivator by force? Why doesn't this inner demon follow the routine? Or does she have more sinister intentions?"
The second monk Lin Yi'an was confused, but the toilet door was opened.
"Bastard, I saved your life, and you're actually playing hooligan voyeurism?"
Liu Yun'er walked out of the toilet with a gloomy face, her beautiful eyes burning with monstrous anger, eager to burn the bastard in front of her into charcoal.
She was in a hurry to go home, and there was a queue in the changing room, so she quietly ran to the ward to change clothes. I didn't want to pay attention to it, and I was taken advantage of.
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but greet the director of the Department of Internal Medicine, didn't she swear that this guy fell from a high altitude, his internal organs were displaced and damaged, and he couldn't wake up in a short time?
"Hmph, confusing right and wrong, it's obvious that you seduced me first, why do you insult my reputation?"
Lin Yi'an said righteously, this inner demon actually knows how to pretend that the little jasper is destroyed and innocent, so it is not difficult to see that this demon is immortal.
"You...... Bastard, who seduces you. ”
Liu Yun'er's face turned purple for a while, this guy is simply shameless to the extreme.
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, Liu Yun'er picked up the half bottle of water next to her and threw it at Lin Yi'an.
"Although your routine is different, it is really no different from the demons recorded by your ancestors, and if you can't seduce you, you will use force. ”
Lin Yi was on guard, but the imaginary attack did not appear, and he took the opponent's attack effortlessly.
Is this demon weak?
"Nongfu Spring ......"
Seeing the half bottle of water in his hand, Lin Yi'an was shocked like an electric shock, and he was stunned in place.
After half a ring, he looked at the angry Liu Yun'er and asked in disbelief, "This, this is the earth?"
"What?"
Liu Yun'er was a little stunned, and then let out a playful sneer, "There are a lot of flowers, I can't quibble, now start playing alien drama for me, right?"
"Is this really Earth?"
After speaking, Lin Yi'an hurriedly jumped out of bed, ran to the window of the ward, looked at the familiar streets and traffic, and couldn't help but show an excited look.
It's back!
This Dao comprehends the ancient magic circle, just to cross the void and return to the earth from the ancient world, but I didn't expect it to succeed?
"But the price of crossing the Void is a bit big. ”
Feeling the source qi that disappeared in his body and the damaged body, Lin Yi'an was a little depressed.
With his right hand, he made a mysterious posture, Lin Yi'an calculated, and the depression was swept away in an instant.
It's only been two years since Earth?
Rao is a hundred years of cultivation, and he misses his parents on the earth the most, so he wants to go back to his hometown to see.
The ancient world has been a hundred years, but only two years have passed on the earth, so his parents are still alive?
"Hey, now that you've woken up, hurry up and pay me back the medical bills!"
In the morning, he found that this guy was lying on the side of the road covered in blood, and he didn't have any information on him that could prove his identity.
Thinking of this, Liu Yun'er couldn't control her anger, and her kindness was not reciprocated, saving a perverted voyeur.
"Medical expenses? It seems that you sent me to the hospital, and I must be a kind-hearted person, so I'll give you a transformation. ”
Lin Yi'an looked unfathomable, took out all his clothes and pants, and finally only took out a worn-out yellow rune paper.
This Dao is also a magic weapon secret art?
The muscles at the corners of Lin Yi'an's mouth twitched, and the style of the world's masters was still undiminished, "Now I have no money, but I have cultivated for a hundred years and achieved a little, if you have any wishes in the future, I can help you once, and you will take advantage of it." ”
"Hehe, a hundred years of cultivation?"
Liu Yun'er rolled her eyes angrily and said, "At a young age, after talking for a long time, it turned out to be a charlatan? Why don't you say that you are a Buddha, and you can let me go through the back door and ascend to Bliss early in the future." ”
"Girl, you can't say that. ”
Hearing this, Lin Yi'an sat on the side of the hospital bed and explained righteously, "I am a cultivator, and I am a monk in the Eight Classics, and I have nothing to do with monks. ”
"Cultivator, that's a Taoist priest, can he read fortune telling?" Liu Yun'er mocked.
Lin Yi'an glanced at Liu Yun'er a few times, and said lightly: "Your palace is full of powder, and your marriage is entangled, and there is a faint black fog rising in it, and the peach blossom luck should be very prosperous, but it's a pity that it is all rotten peach blossoms, and it is difficult to succeed in your career, and you have a bad relationship with your boss." ”
Liu Yun'er, who was about to make sarcastic remarks, was dumbfounded, recently the elders in the family forced her to go on a blind date, and she was entangled by suitors from all walks of life, and she had grievances with the new director, and she was targeted everywhere, this guy was all right?
Could it be that he is really capable?
Liu Yun'er's eyes lit up, and she remembered the difficulties encountered by her best friend, and hurriedly asked in surprise: "If someone falls into evil, do you have any way?"
"Of course. Lin Yi'an nodded nondeniably.
The so-called evil is nothing but all kinds of strange behaviors that occur due to the damage to the seven spirits of the human body. Although he has no trace of source qi in his body, but with his secret skills, he can also catch it.
"Really? Then you come with me now and help my girlfriend. Liu Yuna was overjoyed.
"Why should I help her?" Lin Yi'an raised his eyebrows.
"Didn't you just say you could help me offset my medical bills once?"
Liu Yun'er was really speechless about this forgetful guy.
"You let me see the appearance, I saw it, and I saw it all, my fate with you is over. ”
After speaking, Lin Yi'an turned around and prepared to leave.
Liu Yun'er was a little stunned.
Is this guy a man? How can he say that he is also a beauty, and he has this attitude?
"Hey, you stop ...... me"
Liu Yun'er shouted with a cold face.
"Girl, it's too much in broad daylight!"
Lin Yi'an turned around and saw Liu Yun'er unbuttoning the two buttons on her chest.
"If you don't help my best friend, step out of this door with your front foot, I will immediately shout indecent!"