Chapter 019: Drama Mom

Meetings between relatives, it is inevitable that there will be some overt and covert comparisons, of course, this is based on harmony and stability, everyone in a group of harmony is always unwilling to live under others, to wear the most beautiful and decent clothes, or from time to time to look at the newly bought watch.

Mama Li also has her own strategy, and she decided to adopt the method of wanting to promote and suppress today. What does it mean to promote and suppress first, that is, let the relatives blow their own hands first, and they should hold their stinky feet on the side, and it is best to show an expression of envy and jealousy. When they were about to blow it, they were trying to find a way to let them take the initiative to broadcast it to Beijing TV, and when they saw the picture of their son on TV, the relatives realized that my son was the most awesome existence.

Then all the relatives fell silent, and were ashamed of what they had been boasting about before.

Li Yiru looked at his mother who was smirking alone, and then touched his father, "What's wrong with my mother?"

"The drama spirit is possessed, and I will quit this game. After Dad Li secretly glanced at Mama Li, he lay directly on the table and prepared to take a nap.

"Mom, my dad rolls his eyes at you!"

Dad Li: "Huh?"

"Eh, Mom, why are you pinching me? It's my dad!"

"Hmm~~~" Dad Li lay comfortably on the table, his wife is so good, and she is never confused in front of the big right and wrong.

When the plane landed, the uncle personally drove to pick it up. Among the four children of the grandparents, the uncle's family conditions are the best, he has a car and a house in Shanghai, and his job is decent.

The uncle who just changed to a new car was very happy: "Let's have one thing to say, BMW 5 is comfortable, and replacing Kaimeirui is definitely the right choice." Second brother, I suggest you change your family's Yager, and if you don't have money, the eldest brother will give you some. ”

Don't look at the uncle showing off, but if you really borrow it from him, he will give you the money without saying a word. However, blood relatives do not delay bragging about it.

If it was in the past, Mama Li would say that there was still a gap of hundreds of thousands of yuan, but Mama Li deliberately kept a low profile today: "How much ability to drive an expensive car, we can't compare with the eldest brother, we have a means of transportation, the son will need money to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, and the daughter will have to pay a large dowry when she marries in the future, let's save money for the two of us." ”

The uncle smiled: "How much can it cost to marry a girl?"

Mother Li frowned: "My family will not spend a penny less than marrying a daughter-in-law!"

Li Yiru was stunned, my mother's three views are real.

When I came to my grandmother's house, my uncle and aunt had already arrived early.

Li Yiru hurriedly greeted: "Hello uncle, you are rich again." Hello Auntie, eh...... Auntie, have you had plastic surgery? No, why do you look better than last year?"

My aunt laughed so much that her eyes were gone: "My eldest nephew's mouth is sweet!"

This Mid-Autumn Festival catches up with Friday, and it happens to be three days off on the weekend, so everyone can have a good holiday together.

Li Yiru is not qualified to go to the card table, he is nesting in the sofa and playing with his mobile phone, he is the age of falling out of favor, and his grandparents are circling around Xiaoxiao and Xiaowei of the old uncle's family. Looking back on the past, I unceremoniously said that he Li once had the honor of being pampered.

In response to the call of the program team, Li Yiru registered a Douyin account last night, and also recorded a small video wishing everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, but there are few fans at this time, only a few hundred.

Jingshi is not good at this, and it is not grounded. If it was Shonan Satellite TV, their station should have packaged and promoted the players, but Beijing TV just suggested that the players send a blessing to everyone.

Li Yiru was bored with the music, occasionally bracing his ears to listen to the conversation of his family. He now understands why his mother has to show off when she has a chance, it is because her mother has been pressed to death by others for so many years in terms of face.

The aunt watched the card game, and suddenly muttered: "Hey, you have finally let your eldest brother have a good rest during the holidays in the past few days, and your eldest brother has been busy with work during this time." ”

"My eldest brother and sister-in-law are so rich, why are they still working so hard?" asked my aunt with a smile.

"There's no way, my son is clamoring to take the Stanford exam, and his parents can't be comfortable!"

"Isn't there a full scholarship?" asked Li's mother.

"Of course, there is a full scholarship, and my son said that the full scholarship is not a big problem, but what if you don't get a scholarship, parents will not let their children go to school?"

This sentence seems to lament the difficulty of life, but everyone knows that she is showing off. One is to show off his family's solid background, and the other is to praise his child for his excellent academics.

"By the way, eldest nephew, do you have any plans to study abroad?" the aunt suddenly looked at Li Yiru, and after a pause, she said, "Like Stanford." ”

Li Yiru was about to shake his head, but he heard Li's mother say: "I really haven't asked about my child, but I have found out in the past two days that Yiru is practicing English listening! But my children are sensible and know that studying abroad is too expensive, and they can't bear to break the bank.

But when parents can't see that their children have plans in this regard? Yiru, don't worry, if you get an offer from Harvard University, even if you don't have a scholarship, the old lady will sell iron for you. But you're a liberal arts student, and if you don't want to go abroad to gild, your mother won't force it. ”

Li Yiru was stunned, when did he practice listening? Oh! I remembered that I had been chasing American dramas for the past two days.

Mom is not a sales director, and she is "clever and clever"!

The aunt said that the child was clamoring to study abroad, and the mother said that she should have plans to go abroad but was worried that her parents would be under pressure. In this comparison, the image of a loving mother and a filial son suddenly stood up.

And my mother can still chase American dramas by herself without changing her face and heartbeat, and forcibly think that she is practicing listening, look at our mother's eagerness.

The most important thing is that my mother still has a way back, and it makes sense if she didn't go abroad to study. The word "gilding" is also used for irony.

In this round, my mother knocked out my aunt.

Li's mother suddenly remembered her strategy and said busily: "But my child's academic performance is indeed not as good as Handong's, and I have time to let Handong tutor my family Yiru." ”

"That's fine. ”

......

The family would secretly compete from time to time throughout the day, but Li's mother adhered to her own policy and did a good job of holding stinky feet for her uncle and uncle's family.

My aunt lived a very transparent life, and when she was cooking dinner in the kitchen, she quietly asked Li's mother: "Second sister-in-law, why are you so modest today?

"Hey!" Mama Li sighed, "We do have a gap with the eldest and third brother's family in some aspects!

My aunt frowned, is this still the second sister-in-law in my impression?

Rubbing hemp at night, just after 7:30, Li's mother kept raising her wrist to look at the time, "Huaguo Poetry Contest" will be broadcast at 8 o'clock in the evening on Beijing TV, the closer the time is to 8 o'clock, the more excited Li's mother becomes, and she is even absent-minded about playing cards.

The program in front of the "Chinese Poetry Contest" was "Focus Interview", and when the time was approaching 8 o'clock, she felt that the TV had to be turned on at this time, but what excuse could she find? After enduring it for a day, it was up to tonight. After 20 years of being suppressed at home, it's time to turn over.

Aunt: "I've run out of cosmetics recently and want to change to another brand, do you have any recommendations?"

The aunt said: "I suggest you change to Yashi Yandai, I use it very well." Women, you have to be cruel to yourself, don't worry about money, use something good!"

Mother Li was overjoyed and frowned: "Yashi Yandai, I heard that the quality problem was exposed, and this news is going to be featured in "Focus Interview"!"

"Impossible, this is an international brand, who did you listen to?"

Li Ma said in her heart: Naturally, I listened to what I said. The quality problem has indeed just been exposed, but I don't know if this news will be on "Focus Interview" in the future, but it must be on tonight!

The old aunt suddenly bumped into Li's mother at this time: "Second sister-in-law, what do you think, why do you play out a 'dark bar'?"

"Ah, is it?" Mama Li smiled awkwardly and said, "Whether it's true or not, won't you know after tonight's "Focus Interview"." ”

According to Li's mother's guess, the sister-in-law will hurriedly get up and turn on the TV, but at this time, "Focus Interview" should have just ended, as for what the content of the ghost knows? "Poetry Contest" should also start, at this time the son's shot should appear in the TV screen, and then the family sat in front of the TV again and again with an exclamation, the cards were not played, the grandson was not funny, and the son and the old lady would become the only topic of conversation at home.

At that time, how should I behave? I should severely criticize my son for not doing his job first! Then everyone sided with his son and rebelled against his mother, saying that geniuses should be well-rounded and not confined to the classroom and so on, and then they snorted angrily and said that you should be used to him......

"Hee-hee-hee!"

"Second sister-in-law, what are you laughing at?"

"Nothing, three of a kind!"

"Second sister-in-law, you made the wrong ...... again"

Li's mother suddenly felt that the plot did not go according to her own settings, and the sister-in-law did not get up to turn on the TV, no matter how she guided her next, the sister-in-law was not only nervous, but her butt did not leave her seat at all.

Li's mother finally couldn't bear it anymore, and it seems that she can only reveal the secret of her son's competition by herself!

She got up and went straight to the remote control on the coffee table, "Let's take a look at "Focus Interview" and everything will be understood? Look at you lazy, I'll turn on the TV for you!"

"Brother and sister, the TV broke down the other day. ”

Mother Li suddenly froze in place: "Huh?"