Chapter Seventy-Nine: Departure to Junyi Mountain
At first, I thought it was my eyes, so I didn't take it seriously.
Xiaohu and I went to the restaurant she said with Xiaoyu, and it was really full, and we had to line up with the number.
"I'm in a treat today, and I can order whatever I want. Xiao Yu looked at the menu recommended on the wall, and it seemed that the food here was very tempting to Xiao Yu.
When I was queuing, Jiahui connected the video with me, "Where are you going?" I took my phone and turned around, "It seems that you have a good life! I'm still worried that you can't eat in some wilderness, it seems that I'm too careful." We chatted casually, and then I hung up.
"Chagang's?"
"What do you mean?"
"It's just to see if you're out there or not. ”
I gave Xiaoyu a roll of his eyes, Xiaohu was also playing with his mobile phone on the side, not knowing who he was chatting with, and two fingers were quickly clicking on the screen. I leaned over to take a look, and it turned out to be a game.
"I don't remember you playing games before, and I called you several times with Ral. ”
"Do you know Ral?" Xiao Yu looked at me curiously, and I nodded, "Yes, what's wrong?"
"She used to be on the same team as me, so I can be regarded as my leader! Later, I heard that she went to a special office in another city, how did you know her?" Xiao Hu stared at the screen without moving, "He said that Delar is not the one you know." ”
Just as Xiaoyu continued to ask, our number arrived, and she went directly to the front desk with it.
I finally booked a place, the table is still very small, the serving speed is slow, the waiter's attitude is not good, I don't know why this restaurant is so popular.
"Today's ultimate challenge, the secret hamburger, if anyone can eat it in ten minutes, they will be free on the spot. ”
I watched the hotel manager shout with a microphone, and said to them, "Do you want to get free?" both nodded at the same time, and I was just about to stand up, when the big fat man at the table next to me raised his hand first, "I'll try it." ”
The manager walked over with a microphone, "What do you call Mr.?" the big fat man smiled, "They all call me Big Plum." ”
"Let's give a round of applause to Mr. Li to challenge our secret burger, waiter, and serve. ”
With the manager's shout, two waiters came over pushing the dining cart. The so-called secret burger is a bread the size of a washbasin, sandwiched between an equally large patty and a large slice of omelet, as well as lettuce and sauce. Ten minutes, the average person can't eat at all.
Big Plum grabbed the bread and stuffed it into his stomach, the audience applauded, and then he grabbed the lettuce again. The thick sauce on it smelled panicked, let alone eaten, I saw him suck up the sauce first like sucking jelly, and then eat lettuce. Under the gaze of everyone, the big plum rolled the egg cake and poked it in his mouth, without a bite at all, and then only three minutes passed, and when we all felt that he had won, his face instantly turned red, and his mouth was visibly swollen to the naked eye, and I hurried him to breathe. I saw him pick up the beer on his table and pour it into his mouth, and after drinking the beer, and then the vinegar, and after drinking the vinegar, he came to our table and drank the orange juice that had just come up, and finally ran to the sink and put his head in it.
Everyone exclaimed, and the manager shouted, "Don't panic, everyone, he must have eaten the surprise in our egg cake, devil pepper." Xiao Hu slapped the table when he heard this, "Aren't you murder?" Why don't you explain it in advance." The manager walked over with the microphone, "It seems that this customer doesn't understand, it's okay, we said before the challenge began, it's a secret system, do you know what a secret system is?
The big plum hasn't finished drinking yet, so I grabbed Xiao Hu who wanted to do it, "This manager, can you bring me two servings of this secret hamburger, you can add whatever it wants, if I finish it in ten minutes, you have to apologize to the fat man just now and compensate him." ”
"Yes, but what if you lose?"
"It's up to you. ”
The manager shouted, "This customer is going to challenge two secret burgers for ten minutes." When he lost, he danced a striptease in public for everyone. There was thunderous applause, even whistles and cheers.
I looked at the burger that was pushed over, "You can't hide nails in this secret burger, do you?"
"You're really joking, surrender now, you don't need to dance, just sing a song to everyone to cheer up, how about it?"
"You can time it. ”
After that, I picked it up and stuffed it into my mouth, the sauce was put in the mustard, and there was still a devil pepper in the omelet, and the meatloaf was very fragrant, but there were too many black peppers. When I finished eating two burgers, the audience fell silent until the manager's microphone fell to the ground and made a screeching sound that brought everyone back to their senses.
"Did I win?"
The whole audience was thunderous, the kind of tsunami roaring, someone took a picture of the challenge just now with his mobile phone, posted it on the Internet, and the comments in it told him my true identity.
"This person is a super big stomach, no wonder he is so powerful. ”
The manager patted me on the shoulder, "Yes, brother, I am ready." After so many years of catering, you are a real big stomach. As he spoke, he gently touched my stomach, "How can you eat something the size of two washbasins? ”
"What about free orders?"
"Free order, of course free order, I am so honored that you can come to our small restaurant to eat, can we take a photo together?" Before I could say anything, he put his hand on my shoulder and took my other hand, and the waiter next to him took several pictures with a very good eye.
After I sat down, the big plum still couldn't hold on and was taken away by an ambulance. I pointed to the ambulance in the distance, "You have to pay for this medical bill." "The manager was very happy today, basically I said what I said. Since I left, it's become a mecca for foodies. The photos of me and my manager are in the lobby and on the shelves outside the hotel.
After dinner, we went back to the hotel, Xiaohu drank some wine, took a shower and went to sleep. There was a bed in the house, I saw that he slept so dead, so I turned on the TV, and when I was watching with relish, the TV suddenly went black, and I saw a black shadow floating there on Xiaohu's side from the reflection of the TV on the black screen.
As soon as I turned my head, the shadow disappeared again, and I stood up and walked to Xiaohu. I vaguely smelled a strange smell, but I just couldn't remember what it was. At this time, the TV has a picture again, and the sound has become very high. I turned it off with the remote control, but I couldn't turn it off, so I unplugged the power supply, and it didn't respond.
"Who's here to mess with me?"
No one paid attention to me, so I just kept watching, but the TV kept repeating a clip back and forth, just like watching a small video, the kind that can't be turned over.
Then I turned my head, and the dark shadow appeared again, this time almost touching the beard's face.
"Five Heavenly Spirits, Flames. "The black shadow flew at me, the fire couldn't hurt him, I couldn't beat him, but he hit me but it really stopped, although it didn't hurt me, but it felt too much.
I ran after him all over the house like a mosquito, and he didn't go out, he just went around with me, and then he had to hit me twice. I tripped over a side of the carpet lifted from under my feet, and a small green bottle fell out, and the black shadow was instantly sucked in. I quickly corked the bottle on the ground and buckled it.
"It turns out that this is a terrible ghost, so this job is too simple. ”
Just when I was pleasantly surprised, although the fire explosion just now didn't hit the ghost, it hit the bedside table. The huge flames triggered a smoke alarm, and Xiao Hu was drenched in soup.
"I feel so tired! I can't get up. I looked at the dark circles under Xiaohu's eyes and said to myself, "You're lucky! If it weren't for me, you would have been sucked dry."
Because the smoke alarm is connected to the fire department, the firefighters soon came, and when they investigated the potential safety hazards, they found that there was a corpse wrapped in plastic wrap several layers under the big bed, and there was already a giant view.
"Well, I can't sleep at night. Xiao Hu scratched his hair like a chicken coop and said to me, Xiao Yu rushed over when he heard the news, "How can anything happen to the two of you?" I spread my hands, no wonder there is a ghost here, it turns out that this is the case, it seems that there is a providence in the dark.
Something so big happened that the people in the whole hotel didn't dare to stay.
"Looks like we're going to be on the streets tonight. ”
"No, just find another hotel, just for convenience, I found the nearest one. ”
said that Xiaoyu operated on the mobile phone, then took a car and said the location of the hotel.
Xiaohu was like being sick, he came in to see if there was anything under the bed, but he really picked up a pack of cigarettes and didn't open it.
After tossing for so long, Xiaohu was too tired to open his eyes. I also took a shower and looked at the small bottle in my hand, "If I don't close the lid, will the contents come out?" I opened the bottle and looked inside, it was like someone had smoked a cigarette and spit it out, the smoke was not to mention, it was choking and smelling, I quickly closed the lid again.
The next day after breakfast, we took a taxi to the bus station. Xiaoyu took our ID cards to buy tickets, and came out with three tickets after a while, "There are still twenty minutes to go, do you need to buy some snacks to eat on the way?"
"Just wrap melon seeds for me, don't want anything else. ”
When we got into the car, there were less than seven people in the car, including the driver, and there were only ten people in the car, and the car was one of 25 people. When we arrived at the station, we thought it was just these few people, but we didn't expect that as soon as we got out of the station, someone got on the train. Passing by other villages, there were also people who got on the bus one after another, and the car, which was not big, was instantly crowded.
Along the way, the shouts of phone calls, the crying of babies, the reprimands of adults, and the chatting of old people came and went. Xiaofu fell asleep leaning against the car window, Xiaoyu was wearing headphones and listening to songs, I also felt troublesome, so I asked Xiaoyu for a headphone, and we each listened to one.
The car entered the deserted place that the hotel owner said, it turned out that the road here is the kind of stone mountain road, the left is a cliff, the right is a mountain, a road can only accommodate the width of two cars, if there is a car on the road to break down, immediately can block the traffic for more than ten miles. Due to the remoteness of the place, there is no need to open a tunnel, for hundreds of years, everyone is traveling like this, just now this asphalt road, or in recent years to build, before this road is a dirt road, the car is dusty to drive fast, the car is easy to slip on rainy days, into the mud pit.
Out of this mountain road, the village gradually increased, and some people got off one after another, and when they arrived in Junyi Town, there were only three of us and the driver left in the car. The driver asked us, "Are you three from this town?"
"No, what's wrong?"
The driver shook his head, "I've been running this line for thirty years, and you guys are the first passengers I pulled back." ”